@kennethrulez This demonstrates the importance of commas. I'm pretty sure Jesus was not a homosexual, and in fact, hated them. So saying that he is a faggot is possibly more offensive than saying he didn't exist.
I think this is satire. If not then is it not true that Jesus cried out to his Father (another biblical contradiction) on being crucified ? And if Jesus died for our sins then so be it (amen) why are we still faced with punishment ?
Many people were crucified back then. God knew full well how Jesus would die when he said, "Hey Jesus, go die." So wait.....are you Hitler's son? 'Cause I heard his bloodline was still alive. Do you paint like he did? Are you sexually attracted to men like he was? Even if you aren't related to Hitler, I bet you love penis. Which is totally alright with me because I'm not on of those Christians who is an asshole and says "Fags should die!" Go ahead, be gay.
You are the worst Christian ever. Supposedly Jesus died for our sins. I never argue on this side but here goes, "for god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son to die for our sins." Sounds like we are responsible for Jesus' death, not the Jews and Romans. God created Jesus, supposedly, for the express purpose of dying for our sins. Pretty lame of you to blame Jews for an act of god, the act that, according to your religion, guarantees your spot in heaven.
I saw Star Wars, that seemed realistic to me, therefore I shall teach the plebeians of the joys of the master. ALL PRAISE THE EMPEROR, FOR HE HATH CREATED THE SUIT WHICH ENCASES JAMES EARL JONSES' VOICE. THE DEATH STAR IS THE ONE TRUE HEAVEN, AND SLAUGHTERING EWOKS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET THERE.
I was Catholic, and you're absolutely wrong jesus was a jew first of all, second of all, he was willing to/and knew that he would die on the cross, and lastely, you can be an athiest and see the passion of the christ and not be evil, I've seen it, and I'm agnostic, and I believe what to jesus happened, I just don't think that god is real, and the Passion of the Christ only reflects on Jesus's death, not on God.
This video is a bit misrepresenting, it's common knowledge that the Romans killed and crucified our Lord, whether or not it was at the behest of the Jews is certainly possible, but it's against the Jewish Law (and the Bible) to kill so they handed off to the Romans and said he was causing political strife for the empire.
@CrossCarrier1985 you are stupid! the jewish law demands killing homosexuals, infidel women, nasty children, false profets! normally by stoning to death.... read the bible!
The Jews didn't...It was the Romans...And nails through the hands is impossible, usually it's through the wrists...the bones of the hands aren't fused to support body weight...And...the Bible wasn't written until after jesus was...dead. His preachings didn't have anything to do with 'the bible' They became the bible.
I have heard lots of talk about how Jesusophile is not religious at all, and that all his videos are satire to show the nonsensical nature of Christianity. I can't agree. If this supposed to be satire, it is not effective at all. There are so many better ways to show that believing in fairy tales is childish and illogical. My conclusion: Jesusophile just doesnt have a clue....
You won't say that Jews killed Christ so as not to offend, even though you believe it. But it is totally acceptable to mock big noses and allude to money or other stereotypes. Wow. Fail. In the interest of fact, Easter is celebrated as the combination with the pagan celebration of the spring equinox. Constantine believed that religious conflicts were destructive to a society. Own.
1.Starting off jesus was a JEW and the Romens nailed him to the cross.
2. I jsut love christians doing this. when jesus comes back(bs) he going to kill all the jews.... since he was a jew why would he kill his own people.
3.The jewish religion was here before you christians were.
4.You know that thing called the old testaments that the"jewish" bible so you steal half yuor religion from them the say your superior because your god full of love.
@baadshepherd jewish god pu*sy downed = christian god. Most of the store such as the virgin birth, rising from the grave, etc.etc. are just about every religion somewhere are another. Just look at Egyptian mythology. I just laugh when anyone say my god is the one true god even though billions of people worship other gods, i know deep in my heart my god is the true god.
p.s. we just need to have steel cage match between 10 most worshiped sky daddy. XD Jesus rise the dead to kill them again.
@Theimmortalwhitewolf Jesus shall arise again as the Easter Bunny and spread colored eggs all over for the children of the world to find....
I know deep in my heart that your god is the one true god as well. I just wish that everyone else could get over themselves, the one true god has spoken, you just have to believe him over all of the others of one true gods.
@bgianci don't lie. After 3 days dead Jesus was resurrected as the Easter Bunny to hide eggs and spread salmonella to the children of the world, duh. Read your bible.
Actually, Easter, along with most other Christian holidays, beliefs where stolen from the Greeks. Jesus did exist, but he was nothing more than humanitarian. Oh, and his real name was Yeshuha Ben Yousof.
And why emphasise on the crucifix in this video? They did a LOT worse to innocent children those days actually, worse inhumane acts take place today.
if jesus didnt claim his lies were true, then the jews wouldn't have killed him. But if there was no religion, then the jews wouldn't have cared. Also, didnt you say that cursing was bad? One more. jews you say to go up to and ask why their ancestors did what they did werent the ones to kill jesus. And I don't think jesus would've minded dying on the cross if it was meant to be. God apparently told him to, and he loves us enough to save us all by doing this. PLEASE HAVE AN ARGUEMENT WITH ME!!!!!
as an fyi, while Jesus was here he had established "The Way", so even prior to his Crucifixion there was already a religion that was the seeds of Christianity. But of course, Christ already knew and was prepared to die on the cross. I don't have an argument to what you said since i do fully believe the Jews have Jesus's blood on their hands, just like they wanted and said.
the romans killed jesus, ROMAN SOLDIERS NAILED HIM TO THE CROSS AND GAVE HIM THE CROWN OF THORNS. jews just condemned him to death............ jesus was a jew so he is to blame of his death as well?
I think Jews fell short when it comes to the way they decided to punish outlaws like Jesus was. Just think of the evil ways Catholics used to impose their religion upon Mayas and how the Spanish Inquisition executed so many inocents they clamied guilty to heresy.
I am so sorry you feel that way. I am also very sorry that when I am sitting in Heaven I will have to look down and see you BURNING IN THE CLEANSING FIRE.........FOR ETERNITY!
Satan was used to scare ppl into beliveing so just cause im smarter then you and dont belive in your fairy tales and have an opinion of my own i should burn wow your a very ignorant person
you're funny demoniclord9167. I lol when jesusophile said that Jesus pwn the Jews on Easter. I think his videos are some of the best on YouTube, but you dear child are no better than some Christians who have no since of humor and resort to name calling. Light'in up, don't take everything so seriously, you are not as smart as you think you are.
there is a difference between "bullshit" and satirical comedy. If you had, not just "half a brain" but any brains in your hateful little head, you would know this.
No proof of what? Man dont attack theories...thats why they are called theories.
btw.: you know that those stories are lies, somewhere in youre mind is THINKING man (or I HOPE there is someone like that)....Fuck Jesus, or invisible man at clouds that has nothing better to do so he watches you every minute...maaan grow up, use youre braine
besides I can not in my power change your heart of stone to a heart of flesh. I will pray for you but i can see that Satan truly has ownership over you. When you realize this, hopefully before your death, I hope you come to Christ.
I do not wish to carry this discussion any further.
Dont try to scare me with Satan- that would work on someone who beleaves in him- what I beleave, is that everybody has its own dark and light side- you dont have to be a christian to do good deeds. And also you dont have to be atheist to do bad deeds. Im sorry if my comment offended you, but Im not sorry that it is my opinion. And please dont be melodramatical-heart of stone,just becose I dont beleave in god? Please, I want to hear your opinions. Lets talk about this....
not on youtube. This is a feeding ground for agnostics.
Anyone who can't accept God is a heathen and has a heart of stone/rock. Christians have a heart of flesh because Christ gave it to us through his mercy. It's not a literal phrase as if your physical heart was made of stone, it's a spiritual reference to your heart not accepting God. Morals exist because of God, so of course everyone has good and evil, all Christians are saints and all saints are sinners. continued in next comment.
I will not argue nor debate with someone who has a heart of stone, it's not possible, they are trying to cope with the judgment day by using outlandish theories and speculation. As I said before, I do not have the power to turn you away from your heart of stone, but Jesus does. I hope you as a person can realize your mistake and begin to think logically.
You have failed my expections. Sad I hoped in something more inteligent. Its still melodramatical. I hope sometime- hopefully before youre death you will realize what is real and what is not- Im not trying to convert you, but think about it- bible has many discrepancies and "god" there is described as sadistical being terrorizing human kind, nearly let Abraham kill Izak, his own son....weeell how would you described if someone did that to you, just to see if he has power ower you? continue....
I would say he is a psychopat. There are many thing to say about religion, so tell me if you want to hear it- like drug dealers in South America are also believers - how is that possible? How come "god" doesnt do anything? How come people in Africa are still dieing of hunger, while you have fastfoods around every corner? How come preists are raping small children? How come some christians are so ignorant, that they will deny everything I just wrote?
All men can be believers and can go to Heaven, simply by accepting Jesus as their Lord and Savior, and repenting their sins throughout their life. This does not mean all Christians have to live a godly life, though they should, most do not Men are sinful, priests are sinful, so of course, they have their own perversions just like us...
reply to my prior comment: There are thousands of Christian organizations helping Africa I would never deny what you wrote and no good Christian would either The problems of this world are because of sin.
Good point, but why is therte such a hunger in the first place? I thought that bible says that god loves his children... than why is he so cruel on Africans - that just doesnt make sense.btw.: there are a LOT of groups helping people in Africa(not Christian organization), but not becose god told us- thats just becose why have empathy and we wanna help them.
God does, but God also has his own Will, he will do as he pleases, we can not fully comprehend this, such as the Holocaust, Wars, etc. God's hand is seen there regardless.
you're right, God never said "help the Africans with Aids", it's implied.
Sorry but that is not true- we can understand why there were wars and holocaust- we dont(most of us hopefully) support it, but we know what has lead poeple to those actions.
Yeah, and this is the problem. Just becose you go to church and prey that doesnt mean you have undone your bad deeds...that just isnt enought- sadly most of christians I know thik this IS enought. You just CANT event THINK that this will solve anything. And btw.: As you said- "god know what you will do before you do it" that means he know that you will commit a sin. Why would you prey and ask for forgivnes, when HE wrote it in your book of life? Next ironie- Im curious what will u say......
i don't go to church and i've only been once in my life, i am in constant prayer because that is what i feel is necessary. Christ's blood is can remove any sin from a person. There is no levels of sins, a person who stole a pencil in school and a guy who killed 26 women brutally have the same sin, no difference whatsoever.
God knows what you will do, but he gave you free will, thus you do sin and hence why you need to repent. You can't remove sin from your life, period.
Thank to god you cant. But there is NO FREE WILL when ,as you said, he wrote your fate. You are living your life acording to this imaginary book, as you claim, ergo you CANT do anything else, so you have NO FREE WILL. Do you understand me now?
No no no, he knows what you will do, but he doesn't force you to do anything. Free will with guidance. kk? i've had enough of this discussion, you've only brought disagreement to the table while i've brought a fully logical statement which you like to shoot down for no reason
I just took YOUR words("All the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be.") and used it against YOUR logic("You have free will"), sry, but its not my falt that you cant make logic argument defending it. I dont need to be rude or anything- still you cant talk about something when you don have more points of view- In my case I know that logical arguments and science wont help, so Im using words that you ONLY know= from bible- and bringing discrepancies in it
Yeah well youre the one who is an idiot- if you read WHOLE conversation, then you would know that I knew this. Of course not from begining but I wrote him message asking him about that.
Well I bet you feel like an idiot (if its possible).
And next time, if you want to join conversation, you better not- for your own good. At least you wont end up looking like an imbecile.
Well I'll star again, and this time try to read, so that your little brain can process this information.
Yes I send him private message, but I corrected my previous stance in this discussion(that this is satire). And I told you that if you want to join conversation, read it whole before you star replying. Well I love people who butt in conversation and try to attract some attention. Hope you DO understand know. If you didnt get it just reply again, and I will gladly humiliate you again.
And thx, Ill have a nice day, when some assholes wont make stupid comments and than becose they havent enough brain capacity to argue, try to pussyoff ....yeah I cant w8 to that day.
btw.: buddy you really pissed me off by tat first comment- so dont even continue. I dont want to trash you apart again...
Lol, brain capacity to argue? Dude, you keep arguing in YouTube comments, it makes you really special and important to society. And also, "trash you apart again"? Dude, you believe what you want to believe, I didn't even read your arguements, I just decided that you need to grow up and you needed some self esteem to be arguing on YouTube comments. I'm an asshole for saying he's a sattire, oh please.
Important to society? Why the hell did you came up with this? That doesnt even conect to conversation. And how much stupid have to be person, when hes saying that he didnt even read my comments while quoting previous one.
Aaand about that last sentence- I didnt said that, you just misreaded OR misundestanded. This has got no end. So Im ending it. When you dont even understand comments, then its sad. But I forgive you, just go bother someone else.
And you're oh so special b/c you can argue w/ me. Dude, I'm a 17 year old high school kid and I bet you're like 30 arguing w/ me about nothing. You keep being an important person in society :)
Good, if its worikng for you... btw.: have you ever consider that this guy is satirist? Then what will happed to this guy acording to your god? And btw.: If god is that powerfull being, dont you thing that he would have better things to do then listen to preys and carring about your sex life? Do you see the ironie?
God is omniscient, he knows your prayers before you pray them. He knows what you will do before you do it. All the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be. - Psalm 139: 16
Cmon man this is not conversation, not even awnsering to my questions, this is just citation from 1 old book,that has been written by men, not god. So where is Your opinion? btw.: have you ever read some book about evolution with same lenght as bible or Koran(just asking for my theorie about you).
but please!!!! tel why your god created many billons of people but made only a fraction of them christian and the rest mainly unable to be christian because they had NO access to the religion....those people according to the bible are going to hell!!! absurd! why would an all loving god do that?
He created one man and one women, they sinned. God doesn't make people anything, you have free will which is ordained by God to choose what you believe. However as to what you're saying, the people left in the dark are being taught daily by missionaries, Jesus said for his disciples to go to ALL nations. Which we are. Look up Voice of the Martyrs.
God loves the sinner, not the sin. He is just, men who reject Christ deserve Hell. But they also deserve to be taught about Christ.
The world, the Bible, everything you see with your eyes, your body, your mind, your family, friends. All proof of not only the existence of our Father in Heaven, but also in His hand (Providence) in our lives.
You need to open your eyes and thank God for your life, rather than running off the path.
Athiests have done alot more then christians have. all your religion has done is made wars and an intolerant society. there are many religions that say the world was made differently so i dont have to worship your so called god your cult is a bunch of fucking morons and scum bags the whole belief is a scam
this guy is just hateful and blindly follows wat he's told and btw just because people can and were crucified doesnt mean that because he was he was the son of god, thousands of people were crucified, stupid arguement
dunno if anybody noticed it, but the dude said that jesus got nailed in his hands, which he didn't since his hands would have been split open due to the weight they would have carried, and jesus was nailed through his wrists instead :P
Good day to all of my fellow Christians, firstly my apology for being out of topic. I came here to remind you people that the judgment day has started already. Please depart from cursing, smoking, violent entertainment, fornication, occultism, and for watching pornography etc. lest you be found not worthy to inter the kingdom of God in the Day of Execution.
Easter is origanly an celtic and germanic holliday to cellebrate the start of the spring and a time to honor the gods (not your lord) and ask for a good year and harvest. thats why the egg and the bunny are now the sings of easter, there both symbols of fertility
p.s. this was all long be for jesus subosebly whalkt the earth
Care to eleberate why thats a lie? if you start googeling and do a little research you will see im right! Btw christmas is also not a christian holliday its the celtic/germanic holliday joel.... prove me wrong dude
Tanx finaly someone who is thinking strait^^ that metalmissionary94 has also not comentet back on why he thinks im lieing probably caus he found out im right :P tanx for the support
Is this guy so dumb that he doesn't know the Romans killed Jesus, not the Jews.
benjim1969 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Jesusophile
Jesus was Jewish.
dumtrainerpierce 5 months ago
@dumtrainerpierce Only on his mother's side.
PyroK8 5 months ago
lol i it best motto ever... its not a religon with out a good logo
ddduuurrrppp 6 months ago
nails through ur hands dosnt prove god bro.... keep on trollin
ddduuurrrppp 6 months ago
@ddduuurrrppp Hell, Eminem had nails through his eyelids. That takes way more balls than through your hands.
PyroK8 5 months ago
wait u said long noses i didnt know it was the italians or was it the arabs?
ddduuurrrppp 6 months ago
We did it because he asked us to. He was sad. He knew that people like you would use him to spread hate.
And if he comes back, we're going to do it again, you anti-semitic moron.
muttal01 9 months ago
jews dint kill jesus,the higher powerful people of roman did,and they were not jews.
sadiel1 10 months ago
Holy fuck the brilliance of this.
SaraCufer 11 months ago
compairing jesus death with hitler? You should get a life or get a man dude! you cant compare a fictional retard with hitler!
dreamingcyborg 1 year ago
@dreamingcyborg jesus was actually a real person faggot
kennethrulez 7 months ago
@kennethrulez This demonstrates the importance of commas. I'm pretty sure Jesus was not a homosexual, and in fact, hated them. So saying that he is a faggot is possibly more offensive than saying he didn't exist.
PyroK8 5 months ago
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God doesn't exist.
jamiebeith 1 year ago
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I think this is satire. If not then is it not true that Jesus cried out to his Father (another biblical contradiction) on being crucified ? And if Jesus died for our sins then so be it (amen) why are we still faced with punishment ?
eldorado61guy 1 year ago
Many people were crucified back then. God knew full well how Jesus would die when he said, "Hey Jesus, go die." So wait.....are you Hitler's son? 'Cause I heard his bloodline was still alive. Do you paint like he did? Are you sexually attracted to men like he was? Even if you aren't related to Hitler, I bet you love penis. Which is totally alright with me because I'm not on of those Christians who is an asshole and says "Fags should die!" Go ahead, be gay.
ASchlink1990 1 year ago
actually the nails were through his wrist if they were through his hand he wouldnt have stayed on the cross
TheZombie13777 1 year ago
We no longer talk about the holocaust, slavery, or even jfk.... they say it happened a long time ago
meh, Jesus has a shelf life too, let's move on.... i'm bored now.
sayastra 1 year ago
@sayastra That's retarded. What do historians do exactly?
sammcl16890 1 year ago
@sammcl16890 they document and- well, i think it's a bit deeper than making up fairy tales soaked in blood and semen
sayastra 1 year ago
@sayastra What are you on about? Your statement was false, move on.
sammcl16890 1 year ago
@sammcl16890 how is it false? Go troll someone else.... you totally missed the joke/Bill Hicks reference.
sayastra 1 year ago
@sayastra I don't really care, stop talking to me, you're still an idiot.
sammcl16890 1 year ago
@sammcl16890 lmao
sayastra 1 year ago
@sammcl16890 holy shit! i should go re-write fairy tales and soak them in blood and semen- thanks for the idea!!!
sayastra 1 year ago
You need a good logo. XD
Timelord223 1 year ago
The Romans killed Jesus not the Jewish. Jesus was Jewish by the way.
7tylerjb 1 year ago
You are the worst Christian ever. Supposedly Jesus died for our sins. I never argue on this side but here goes, "for god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son to die for our sins." Sounds like we are responsible for Jesus' death, not the Jews and Romans. God created Jesus, supposedly, for the express purpose of dying for our sins. Pretty lame of you to blame Jews for an act of god, the act that, according to your religion, guarantees your spot in heaven.
baadshepherd 1 year ago
@baadshepherd It's satire, he is not being serious.....
KendarB 1 year ago
@KendarB I learned that about 5 hours after posting this here, I only left it up as a testament to how good he is.
baadshepherd 1 year ago
I saw Star Wars, that seemed realistic to me, therefore I shall teach the plebeians of the joys of the master. ALL PRAISE THE EMPEROR, FOR HE HATH CREATED THE SUIT WHICH ENCASES JAMES EARL JONSES' VOICE. THE DEATH STAR IS THE ONE TRUE HEAVEN, AND SLAUGHTERING EWOKS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET THERE.
baadshepherd 1 year ago
Roman holiday anyone?
baadshepherd 1 year ago
I was Catholic, and you're absolutely wrong jesus was a jew first of all, second of all, he was willing to/and knew that he would die on the cross, and lastely, you can be an athiest and see the passion of the christ and not be evil, I've seen it, and I'm agnostic, and I believe what to jesus happened, I just don't think that god is real, and the Passion of the Christ only reflects on Jesus's death, not on God.
LifeGivesMeMelons 1 year ago
This video is a bit misrepresenting, it's common knowledge that the Romans killed and crucified our Lord, whether or not it was at the behest of the Jews is certainly possible, but it's against the Jewish Law (and the Bible) to kill so they handed off to the Romans and said he was causing political strife for the empire.
CrossCarrier1985 1 year ago
@CrossCarrier1985 you are stupid! the jewish law demands killing homosexuals, infidel women, nasty children, false profets! normally by stoning to death.... read the bible!
donnomar 1 year ago
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CrossCarrier1985 1 year ago
I would like a glass of orange JEWS :D
Kingofeurope 1 year ago
The Jews didn't...It was the Romans...And nails through the hands is impossible, usually it's through the wrists...the bones of the hands aren't fused to support body weight...And...the Bible wasn't written until after jesus was...dead. His preachings didn't have anything to do with 'the bible' They became the bible.
Arrluk 1 year ago
I have heard lots of talk about how Jesusophile is not religious at all, and that all his videos are satire to show the nonsensical nature of Christianity. I can't agree. If this supposed to be satire, it is not effective at all. There are so many better ways to show that believing in fairy tales is childish and illogical. My conclusion: Jesusophile just doesnt have a clue....
CmrAdama 1 year ago
@CmrAdama He is just very slow and likes to see himself on the computer screen.
baadshepherd 1 year ago
you're an idiot.
Jesus was a jew too.
Connor391 1 year ago
Wow, people (including myself) watched this. Are you a high school drop out?
barkingd 1 year ago
You won't say that Jews killed Christ so as not to offend, even though you believe it. But it is totally acceptable to mock big noses and allude to money or other stereotypes. Wow. Fail. In the interest of fact, Easter is celebrated as the combination with the pagan celebration of the spring equinox. Constantine believed that religious conflicts were destructive to a society. Own.
TheSullivanInk 2 years ago
It's satire.
PictureMeLookinFresh 2 years ago
The ignorance of this man is unbelievable, yet I still watch these videos because of their entertainment value. So funny, so ridiculously funny.
chickenlover01 2 years ago
6:44 - 6:47
ignoranttwat 2 years ago
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ignoranttwat 2 years ago
1.Starting off jesus was a JEW and the Romens nailed him to the cross.
2. I jsut love christians doing this. when jesus comes back(bs) he going to kill all the jews.... since he was a jew why would he kill his own people.
3.The jewish religion was here before you christians were.
4.You know that thing called the old testaments that the"jewish" bible so you steal half yuor religion from them the say your superior because your god full of love.
jewish god=christian god
Theimmortalwhitewolf 2 years ago
@Theimmortalwhitewolf Jewish god = Christian god after evolution.
baadshepherd 1 year ago
@baadshepherd jewish god pu*sy downed = christian god. Most of the store such as the virgin birth, rising from the grave, etc.etc. are just about every religion somewhere are another. Just look at Egyptian mythology. I just laugh when anyone say my god is the one true god even though billions of people worship other gods, i know deep in my heart my god is the true god.
p.s. we just need to have steel cage match between 10 most worshiped sky daddy. XD Jesus rise the dead to kill them again.
Theimmortalwhitewolf 1 year ago
@Theimmortalwhitewolf Jesus shall arise again as the Easter Bunny and spread colored eggs all over for the children of the world to find....
I know deep in my heart that your god is the one true god as well. I just wish that everyone else could get over themselves, the one true god has spoken, you just have to believe him over all of the others of one true gods.
baadshepherd 1 year ago
Saint Peter was a rabbit, that is why we hide eggs.
hatzu8 2 years ago
Haha Christianity is so popular because they have good logo.
Begeru 2 years ago
I would like a glass of orange. LMFAO
Jonnythecowboy666 2 years ago
lol, what? no i just came hear to tell you the good news,
great video :D
lukefishproductions 2 years ago
I wonder if people who are into S&M got turned on watching Passion of the Christ.
Sh0nin 2 years ago 15
@Sh0nin Yes.
CrossCarrier1985 1 year ago
@Sh0nin or by Jesusophile.
ADreamAsLovely 1 year ago
@Sh0nin i know i did...
retardedsnake 1 year ago
LMFAO
luxfair 2 years ago 8
Does this guy have a better shot at heaven because he looks like Jesus?
bgianci 2 years ago 3
@bgianci Yes.
nothinggrinner 1 year ago
Easter is a good pagaen fertility ritual...has nothing to do with Jesus
bgianci 2 years ago 2
@bgianci don't lie. After 3 days dead Jesus was resurrected as the Easter Bunny to hide eggs and spread salmonella to the children of the world, duh. Read your bible.
baadshepherd 1 year ago 3
Actually, Easter, along with most other Christian holidays, beliefs where stolen from the Greeks. Jesus did exist, but he was nothing more than humanitarian. Oh, and his real name was Yeshuha Ben Yousof.
And why emphasise on the crucifix in this video? They did a LOT worse to innocent children those days actually, worse inhumane acts take place today.
brn2killl 2 years ago 3
I would have sung some music!
onijester56 2 years ago
Never heard that Jews crucifying Jesus!
HotZetiGer 2 years ago
Logo.. ha.
Link10893 2 years ago 2
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Damn racist ! Youtube should stop your racism right NOW
LionFlamand 2 years ago
oh come on who cares, even christians love this guy when he basically insults them lol
anya88892 2 years ago
I have no idea who he's trying to hint lol, but the Romans did it.
tjjking 2 years ago
Well, actually, it was both the Jews and Romans fault, but the Romans were the ones who put him up on the cross.
tjjking 2 years ago
Ya gotta love internet tough guys. Will you two just shut up and listen to the funnies?
Flig5 2 years ago
I cant believe the Juice killed Jesus.
If the glove doesnt fit...
Sykosis310 2 years ago
...you ever wonder why it's a bunny?
like really...
how does it go from crucifixion to a pink bunny who lays candy filled eggs?
KinkyNinjas 2 years ago
lol, YouTube comments.
RockstarRacc00n 2 years ago
But then he pwned them in 3 days LMAO!!!!
hood3dgeetr 2 years ago
LOL! I would have asked for some "Jewuice." XD
CorinneMQ 2 years ago
Wow, you're incredibly ignorant. :T
I'd debate and tell you every detail on why you're wrong but I have the feeling you're not educated enough about it.
Ardnoel 2 years ago
Thor Carys a hammer, jesus was nailed to the cross, understand?
XChillX42 2 years ago
You are going to hell you heathen atheist satanic sinner! PRAISE JESUS!
RockstarRacc00n 2 years ago
LMAO! You have to have a good logo!
RevolutionaryJam 2 years ago
Another genial, awesome video. Congratulations!
musmusik 2 years ago
stop it at 0.06 XD
BrittanyGLE 2 years ago
The Hands Can't Support the Human Body Weight.
MaidenKSSL 2 years ago
He wasnt on the cross in 3 days? :P... in like.... 11 hours ;)
Gruntom 2 years ago
Jesus was a Jew
mulwag 2 years ago
if jesus didnt claim his lies were true, then the jews wouldn't have killed him. But if there was no religion, then the jews wouldn't have cared. Also, didnt you say that cursing was bad? One more. jews you say to go up to and ask why their ancestors did what they did werent the ones to kill jesus. And I don't think jesus would've minded dying on the cross if it was meant to be. God apparently told him to, and he loves us enough to save us all by doing this. PLEASE HAVE AN ARGUEMENT WITH ME!!!!!
RunningBlindlyBand 2 years ago
as an fyi, while Jesus was here he had established "The Way", so even prior to his Crucifixion there was already a religion that was the seeds of Christianity. But of course, Christ already knew and was prepared to die on the cross. I don't have an argument to what you said since i do fully believe the Jews have Jesus's blood on their hands, just like they wanted and said.
smartwarlord 2 years ago
the romans killed jesus, ROMAN SOLDIERS NAILED HIM TO THE CROSS AND GAVE HIM THE CROWN OF THORNS. jews just condemned him to death............ jesus was a jew so he is to blame of his death as well?
tyhk319 2 years ago
I think Jews fell short when it comes to the way they decided to punish outlaws like Jesus was. Just think of the evil ways Catholics used to impose their religion upon Mayas and how the Spanish Inquisition executed so many inocents they clamied guilty to heresy.
Robinhook2003 2 years ago
Ever thought why cross is the symbol of Christianity? Seriously, it's the thing used to brutally murder their Lord & Savior. Where's the logic?
Or as Bill Hicks said: "Do you really think that when Jesus comes back, the first thing he wants to see is a f_cking cross?"
IsoTopiHauis 2 years ago
Love this guy.
kenatiod 2 years ago
Still the best and funniest channel on utube. "The crucifixion was bad but gave us a great logo" just classic.
2020bane 2 years ago
Hilarious!
At 4:50: "It has given us the logo..." ... I hope he will not waste his satirical talent by not becoming a professional entertainer.
Kattarina98 2 years ago
I was thinking that myself lol but I wonder
how the mainstream public would take him?
lol If you don't get jesusophile you don't get
him. Just look at all the posts in here which
suggests a lot of ppl take him seriously! lmao
But he'd be hilarious doing stand-up or something
like that!! XD
paulusmagirl 2 years ago
they were da guys with, you know... LOL
WhyDontYouJustSay 2 years ago
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MISSBEBEBLUE 2 years ago
Jesus did pwn those Jews on Easter!
MISSBEBEBLUE 2 years ago
Your religion Stole our Holiday Easter is a Pagan celebration
demoniclord91367 2 years ago
I am so sorry you feel that way. I am also very sorry that when I am sitting in Heaven I will have to look down and see you BURNING IN THE CLEANSING FIRE.........FOR ETERNITY!
MISSBEBEBLUE 2 years ago
Satan was used to scare ppl into beliveing so just cause im smarter then you and dont belive in your fairy tales and have an opinion of my own i should burn wow your a very ignorant person
demoniclord91367 2 years ago
you're funny demoniclord9167. I lol when jesusophile said that Jesus pwn the Jews on Easter. I think his videos are some of the best on YouTube, but you dear child are no better than some Christians who have no since of humor and resort to name calling. Light'in up, don't take everything so seriously, you are not as smart as you think you are.
MISSBEBEBLUE 2 years ago
This Guy makes the crappiest Videos on Youtube. If you had half the brain you would know most of the videos he posts are complete bullshit.
demoniclord91367 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
there is a difference between "bullshit" and satirical comedy. If you had, not just "half a brain" but any brains in your hateful little head, you would know this.
MISSBEBEBLUE 2 years ago
He's trolling. And doing a good job apparently.
thewhiteknight747 2 years ago
the Fear of the Lord outweighs the Fear of Hell/Satan... just as an fyi.
they are not fairy tales, they are actual stories.
smartwarlord 2 years ago
Were you there Thousands of years Nope so you got no proof
demoniclord91367 2 years ago
were you there "billions" of years ago? No. So you have no proof.
Love your logic... use your head next time.
smartwarlord 2 years ago
No proof of what? Man dont attack theories...thats why they are called theories.
btw.: you know that those stories are lies, somewhere in youre mind is THINKING man (or I HOPE there is someone like that)....Fuck Jesus, or invisible man at clouds that has nothing better to do so he watches you every minute...maaan grow up, use youre braine
Marcusaren 2 years ago
You're going to wish you hadn't said that.
besides I can not in my power change your heart of stone to a heart of flesh. I will pray for you but i can see that Satan truly has ownership over you. When you realize this, hopefully before your death, I hope you come to Christ.
I do not wish to carry this discussion any further.
smartwarlord 2 years ago
Dont try to scare me with Satan- that would work on someone who beleaves in him- what I beleave, is that everybody has its own dark and light side- you dont have to be a christian to do good deeds. And also you dont have to be atheist to do bad deeds. Im sorry if my comment offended you, but Im not sorry that it is my opinion. And please dont be melodramatical-heart of stone,just becose I dont beleave in god? Please, I want to hear your opinions. Lets talk about this....
Marcusaren 2 years ago
not on youtube. This is a feeding ground for agnostics.
Anyone who can't accept God is a heathen and has a heart of stone/rock. Christians have a heart of flesh because Christ gave it to us through his mercy. It's not a literal phrase as if your physical heart was made of stone, it's a spiritual reference to your heart not accepting God. Morals exist because of God, so of course everyone has good and evil, all Christians are saints and all saints are sinners. continued in next comment.
smartwarlord 2 years ago
continuation of my prior comment:
I will not argue nor debate with someone who has a heart of stone, it's not possible, they are trying to cope with the judgment day by using outlandish theories and speculation. As I said before, I do not have the power to turn you away from your heart of stone, but Jesus does. I hope you as a person can realize your mistake and begin to think logically.
smartwarlord 2 years ago
You have failed my expections. Sad I hoped in something more inteligent. Its still melodramatical. I hope sometime- hopefully before youre death you will realize what is real and what is not- Im not trying to convert you, but think about it- bible has many discrepancies and "god" there is described as sadistical being terrorizing human kind, nearly let Abraham kill Izak, his own son....weeell how would you described if someone did that to you, just to see if he has power ower you? continue....
Marcusaren 2 years ago
I would say he is a psychopat. There are many thing to say about religion, so tell me if you want to hear it- like drug dealers in South America are also believers - how is that possible? How come "god" doesnt do anything? How come people in Africa are still dieing of hunger, while you have fastfoods around every corner? How come preists are raping small children? How come some christians are so ignorant, that they will deny everything I just wrote?
Marcusaren 2 years ago
All men can be believers and can go to Heaven, simply by accepting Jesus as their Lord and Savior, and repenting their sins throughout their life. This does not mean all Christians have to live a godly life, though they should, most do not Men are sinful, priests are sinful, so of course, they have their own perversions just like us...
smartwarlord 2 years ago
reply to my prior comment: There are thousands of Christian organizations helping Africa I would never deny what you wrote and no good Christian would either The problems of this world are because of sin.
smartwarlord 2 years ago
Good point, but why is therte such a hunger in the first place? I thought that bible says that god loves his children... than why is he so cruel on Africans - that just doesnt make sense.btw.: there are a LOT of groups helping people in Africa(not Christian organization), but not becose god told us- thats just becose why have empathy and we wanna help them.
Marcusaren 2 years ago
God does, but God also has his own Will, he will do as he pleases, we can not fully comprehend this, such as the Holocaust, Wars, etc. God's hand is seen there regardless.
you're right, God never said "help the Africans with Aids", it's implied.
smartwarlord 2 years ago
Sorry but that is not true- we can understand why there were wars and holocaust- we dont(most of us hopefully) support it, but we know what has lead poeple to those actions.
Sorry but that was just meaningless argument.
Marcusaren 2 years ago
Hitler is not God,
Picaq2 2 years ago
Yeah, and this is the problem. Just becose you go to church and prey that doesnt mean you have undone your bad deeds...that just isnt enought- sadly most of christians I know thik this IS enought. You just CANT event THINK that this will solve anything. And btw.: As you said- "god know what you will do before you do it" that means he know that you will commit a sin. Why would you prey and ask for forgivnes, when HE wrote it in your book of life? Next ironie- Im curious what will u say......
Marcusaren 2 years ago
he wanted you to do it so......what is the point?
Marcusaren 2 years ago
i don't go to church and i've only been once in my life, i am in constant prayer because that is what i feel is necessary. Christ's blood is can remove any sin from a person. There is no levels of sins, a person who stole a pencil in school and a guy who killed 26 women brutally have the same sin, no difference whatsoever.
God knows what you will do, but he gave you free will, thus you do sin and hence why you need to repent. You can't remove sin from your life, period.
smartwarlord 2 years ago
Thank to god you cant. But there is NO FREE WILL when ,as you said, he wrote your fate. You are living your life acording to this imaginary book, as you claim, ergo you CANT do anything else, so you have NO FREE WILL. Do you understand me now?
Marcusaren 2 years ago
No no no, he knows what you will do, but he doesn't force you to do anything. Free will with guidance. kk? i've had enough of this discussion, you've only brought disagreement to the table while i've brought a fully logical statement which you like to shoot down for no reason
smartwarlord 2 years ago
I just took YOUR words("All the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be.") and used it against YOUR logic("You have free will"), sry, but its not my falt that you cant make logic argument defending it. I dont need to be rude or anything- still you cant talk about something when you don have more points of view- In my case I know that logical arguments and science wont help, so Im using words that you ONLY know= from bible- and bringing discrepancies in it
Marcusaren 2 years ago
Go to his channel, b/c of idiots like you he had to admit he was being a sattire.
hood3dgeetr 2 years ago
Yeah well youre the one who is an idiot- if you read WHOLE conversation, then you would know that I knew this. Of course not from begining but I wrote him message asking him about that.
Well I bet you feel like an idiot (if its possible).
And next time, if you want to join conversation, you better not- for your own good. At least you wont end up looking like an imbecile.
Pathetic.....
Marcusaren 2 years ago
How the hell am I supposed to know what you sent him in a PRIVATE message. But w/e, you lose. Don't bother replying.
hood3dgeetr 2 years ago
Well I'll star again, and this time try to read, so that your little brain can process this information.
Yes I send him private message, but I corrected my previous stance in this discussion(that this is satire). And I told you that if you want to join conversation, read it whole before you star replying. Well I love people who butt in conversation and try to attract some attention. Hope you DO understand know. If you didnt get it just reply again, and I will gladly humiliate you again.
Marcusaren 2 years ago
Oh.... shut up.
hood3dgeetr 2 years ago
Yeah the last lame scream to the darkness, after runing out of arguments, bye bye...
Marcusaren 2 years ago
You're right, you're so awesome. You win. By all means, you're the winner.
hood3dgeetr 2 years ago
yeah well stop making stupid coments and you wont be the stupid one
Marcusaren 2 years ago
You're absolutely right, I am the stupid one. You're completely right. You win on all terms. GOD bless you and your awesomeness.
Have a nice day.
:)
hood3dgeetr 2 years ago
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Marcusaren 2 years ago
True :)
And thx, Ill have a nice day, when some assholes wont make stupid comments and than becose they havent enough brain capacity to argue, try to pussyoff ....yeah I cant w8 to that day.
btw.: buddy you really pissed me off by tat first comment- so dont even continue. I dont want to trash you apart again...
Marcusaren 2 years ago
Lol, brain capacity to argue? Dude, you keep arguing in YouTube comments, it makes you really special and important to society. And also, "trash you apart again"? Dude, you believe what you want to believe, I didn't even read your arguements, I just decided that you need to grow up and you needed some self esteem to be arguing on YouTube comments. I'm an asshole for saying he's a sattire, oh please.
hood3dgeetr 2 years ago
Important to society? Why the hell did you came up with this? That doesnt even conect to conversation. And how much stupid have to be person, when hes saying that he didnt even read my comments while quoting previous one.
Aaand about that last sentence- I didnt said that, you just misreaded OR misundestanded. This has got no end. So Im ending it. When you dont even understand comments, then its sad. But I forgive you, just go bother someone else.
Marcusaren 2 years ago
Grow up.
hood3dgeetr 2 years ago
Yeah Im the one who needs to grow up
Marcusaren 2 years ago
Yep.
hood3dgeetr 2 years ago
Man youre pathetic :D
Marcusaren 2 years ago
And you're oh so special b/c you can argue w/ me. Dude, I'm a 17 year old high school kid and I bet you're like 30 arguing w/ me about nothing. You keep being an important person in society :)
hood3dgeetr 2 years ago
Man Im 20, and Im just bored :D
Marcusaren 2 years ago
Lmao, pure win.
hood3dgeetr 2 years ago
Hey I dont give shit...like you wouldnt do it to
Marcusaren 2 years ago
I am, right now, lol.
hood3dgeetr 2 years ago
First off, he was testing Abraham's faith, which is a just act... He then granted Abraham as the father of all nations. Seems quite worth it to me.
I will never go back on my Lord, i see him in all i do and i'm guided by the Holy Spirit.
smartwarlord 2 years ago
Good, if its worikng for you... btw.: have you ever consider that this guy is satirist? Then what will happed to this guy acording to your god? And btw.: If god is that powerfull being, dont you thing that he would have better things to do then listen to preys and carring about your sex life? Do you see the ironie?
Marcusaren 2 years ago
yeah but he's not entirely satire...
God is omniscient, he knows your prayers before you pray them. He knows what you will do before you do it. All the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be. - Psalm 139: 16
smartwarlord 2 years ago
Cmon man this is not conversation, not even awnsering to my questions, this is just citation from 1 old book,that has been written by men, not god. So where is Your opinion? btw.: have you ever read some book about evolution with same lenght as bible or Koran(just asking for my theorie about you).
Marcusaren 2 years ago
but please!!!! tel why your god created many billons of people but made only a fraction of them christian and the rest mainly unable to be christian because they had NO access to the religion....those people according to the bible are going to hell!!! absurd! why would an all loving god do that?
ezmereldagreen 2 years ago
He created one man and one women, they sinned. God doesn't make people anything, you have free will which is ordained by God to choose what you believe. However as to what you're saying, the people left in the dark are being taught daily by missionaries, Jesus said for his disciples to go to ALL nations. Which we are. Look up Voice of the Martyrs.
God loves the sinner, not the sin. He is just, men who reject Christ deserve Hell. But they also deserve to be taught about Christ.
smartwarlord 2 years ago
My logic is correct no christians present proof worthy of my time or a debate the shit is fake
demoniclord91367 2 years ago
The world, the Bible, everything you see with your eyes, your body, your mind, your family, friends. All proof of not only the existence of our Father in Heaven, but also in His hand (Providence) in our lives.
You need to open your eyes and thank God for your life, rather than running off the path.
smartwarlord 2 years ago
Athiests have done alot more then christians have. all your religion has done is made wars and an intolerant society. there are many religions that say the world was made differently so i dont have to worship your so called god your cult is a bunch of fucking morons and scum bags the whole belief is a scam
demoniclord91367 2 years ago
Yes Shitty comedy id say do you see my laughing ahahahaha noo
demoniclord91367 2 years ago
no, I do not see you laughing, but, I see you commenting and that's good enough for me........
Shitty, Shitty...Bang Bang......I love you!
MISSBEBEBLUE 2 years ago
this guy is just hateful and blindly follows wat he's told and btw just because people can and were crucified doesnt mean that because he was he was the son of god, thousands of people were crucified, stupid arguement
republicangamblers16 2 years ago
lol this is satire
mangalink25 2 years ago
does the word satire mean anything to you? LOL
Vogter2100 2 years ago
NEEEEEE!!! gozer hou je kanker smoel!
kickssass 2 years ago
I love orange jews
kidnex1 2 years ago 4
this guy have speech impediment
jorfdazn 2 years ago
hes a dutch man...
beesbuzz 2 years ago
dunno if anybody noticed it, but the dude said that jesus got nailed in his hands, which he didn't since his hands would have been split open due to the weight they would have carried, and jesus was nailed through his wrists instead :P
NoFungus 2 years ago
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Good day to all of my fellow Christians, firstly my apology for being out of topic. I came here to remind you people that the judgment day has started already. Please depart from cursing, smoking, violent entertainment, fornication, occultism, and for watching pornography etc. lest you be found not worthy to inter the kingdom of God in the Day of Execution.
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conceil8 2 years ago
And now for a little history lesson:
Easter is origanly an celtic and germanic holliday to cellebrate the start of the spring and a time to honor the gods (not your lord) and ask for a good year and harvest. thats why the egg and the bunny are now the sings of easter, there both symbols of fertility
p.s. this was all long be for jesus subosebly whalkt the earth
Siveje 2 years ago
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thats a bull crap lie
metalmissionary94 2 years ago
Care to eleberate why thats a lie? if you start googeling and do a little research you will see im right! Btw christmas is also not a christian holliday its the celtic/germanic holliday joel.... prove me wrong dude
Siveje 2 years ago 2
Yeah it is Easter is a Pagan Holiday
demoniclord91367 2 years ago
why are you being marked down? easter did originate as a pagan holiday like christmas. why do people try and deny this stuff. FOOLS
Xiller8 2 years ago 7
Tanx finaly someone who is thinking strait^^ that metalmissionary94 has also not comentet back on why he thinks im lieing probably caus he found out im right :P tanx for the support
Siveje 2 years ago 2
I agree this guy is an asshole anyways Amazing Athiests makes good facts
demoniclord91367 2 years ago
I'm going to ask a jew that today...
and prob get punched in the face!
BrittanyGLE 2 years ago