Dating Do's and Don'ts (1949) Part 1

[Tsubahi]

No wonder we today have high rate of teen pregnancy. :P

[misr91]

ANN IS A PIG - SHE WILL END UP A FAT BITCH IN A COUPLE YEARS LOL !!!

[ashnkatt]

loo h-hello M-Ms Davis?

[LLawliet417]

"well, so long!"

[vmizzell]

"I wonder why he's called Woody?" -- Ann

[Savipalooza]

I'd go back in time and hit it.

[Savipalooza]

"Oh, Mom. Give him a break. I think he can swing it."

[HunterRossTV]

how simple life was...

[InTheSticks0001]

This should what taught TODAY!

[nst101]

Ann sure knows how to have a good time and make a boy relax... Especially when she's eating long cotton candy.

[chameleoncircuited]

thats the weirdest cotton candy eating ever :P

[peterhillgrove]

UNIBROW ACTIVATE!!!

[kdreamland]

He reads so slow...

[quirpco]

Forrest Gump, age 13.

[vintagekyoshodotcom]

How do you thing woody got his name? :)

[jacquel12376]

u could get awy with so much back then...20s to the 50s..were awsome

[thepunkfish109]

@jacquel12376 To paraphrase Louis C.K.: Being white is awesome!

[jacquel12376]

@thepunkfish109 so is being black in these days....im black...and we have the badest bitches...haha

[thepunkfish109]

@jacquel12376 I don't really have time to turn this into a long discussion because generally I'm horrible for replying... but I've heard in interviews Chris Rock say that even with all his success, if he could do it all again, he would want to be white. Just an interesting perspective, I thought. But I agree... badass bitches galore. :P

[wasp9]

How is this any different than guides by women telling men how to act? Shit still happens, just the other way around. Cunts can be cunts without any repurcussions.

[dalekdude180]

"he'd really have to rape to date somebody like her"?????????

[canonA1film]

@dalekdude180 "rate"

[jessomglol]

@dalekdude180

hahahhaha thats what i heard too! =P

[GerDrSeltsam]

Whats that for a creepy lunch box from the older brother!?

[Tweldofame]

i wish i was born in the 1940s. fuck 2011. i hate it

[LadyCadbury]

@Tweldofame : Then you would be 70 now. Idiot. 

[purpletycoon]

LOL "of all the nerve!" *slams down phone*. It's not like he asked her to fuck him..hahaa.

[SmakkWitt]

@purpletycoon That's probably why she's so pissed.

[pnut7805]

Janet always acts so superior. What a bitch. Betty on the other hand, has an inferiority complex. She'd put out and feel lucky to get laid, but it wouldn't be as fun. Anne, however, has LOTS of practice dating, and making boys feel comfortable. She'll do just fine, and it'll be easier than Woody thinks to ask her out. Mom doesn't approve, even though Anne's a nice girl (hussy), which makes Anne all the more appealing to Woody.

[SmaragdineSage]

I'd give nearly anything to see films and shows of this sort back on TV compared to the filth begotten ill that we see on screen now. Get it up to speed diversity wise, and I bet a lot of good would come from it....

[Ganondorfdude11]

Why does Anne's phone number have only three digits?



[xbl2010]

these movies are good, too bad they don't make them anymore

[funkmike]

Anne's a carpet muncher.

[RioMadeira]

Where are the MST3K bots when you need them?

[gopconservative78]

Its the 50s!  Everything was wonderful....No Negroes here!

[chaffXgrenade]

@gopconservative78 Oh, why'd you have to go and bring racism into this? :P

[gopconservative78]

@chaffXgrenade Its not racism...its the 50s!

[chaffXgrenade]

@gopconservative78 True that. The civil rights movement didn't start 'till sometime around 1955.

Okay, you can go back to whatever it was you were doing now. :D

[gopconservative78]

@chaffXgrenade So make sure when your on the date to have a Lucky Strike Cigarette and beat your date when she says no because your the man and your White and enjoy your Whiteness!

[chaffXgrenade]

@gopconservative78 But I'm not white. D:

Therefore, I wouldn't be able to reap these benefits back in "the day"...

[LadyCadbury]

@chaffXgrenade: because he's an evil conservative.

[LadyCadbury]

@gopconservative78: Yeah they weren't invented yet. Moron! 

[onemidnightgone]

Ann is all "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM" on that cotton candy.

[buckingbar]

I guess there was some stuck up bitches in the 50s too. You just need to spike the punch at the hi-teen carnnival and you'll be finger banging Anne in no time. Dont forget to pull out woody!!

[ZachsUnderAttack]

Well the other good thing about anne is she really knows how to go down on that cotton candy.

[branstan100]

BUY A HOOKER

[mlb0580]

Lol. The way Ann eats the cotton candy! And how the he-- did he know her number off hand? Stalker...

[allen91315]

If Anne doesn't wanna go she doesn't wanna go, and you changing the way you ask her isn't gonna do shit, hahahahahahaha

"OF ALL THE NERVE"

[silbitnuoc]

Janice looks like a porn star, and look at the way Ann is eating that cotton candy—you know what she would be good at doing

[mangobanna]

Anne has a three digit phone number... 

[silbitnuoc]

@mangobanna ...and a 2 digit I.Q.

[Afraid0fGhosts]

I'm a Betty....boring :(

[509SIKCHRISTINA509]

and his name is woody....

[cuervodka]

3:20- "Oh, mom, give him a break! I think he can swing it!" Classic. LOL!

[manco82]

@cuervodka LOL! Oh such innocent times compared to now. Back then it was ok to just hold hands. Now you're expected to have doggy-style on the 1st date.

[kimtheknight]

Just me and a girl. Jeez whiz, good golly gosh.

[XxBeccaBeastxX]

I love how Edward, his older brother, like all of the older brothers from these 1950 films, looks like he just stepped out of The Outsiders

[Cherrysweetdeal]

1. Janice wears to much makeup (I'm thinking she's a tramp)

2. Betty seems to uptight...

3. Ann knows how to have a good time as she seems a little eager with the cotton candy.

[ihatetaft]

Why dose the mom look like she is 60?

[bilsrylos]

and to think in todays world of dating it's more like, tell your parnt you are going to the carnival, sneak out to a night club, get hammered on a fake ID have some "fun" in the car, then sneak back into your house at 3am lol

[albinoclone]

that kid's kinda fugly

[Leblanclovenooj]

Anne is really enjoying that cotton candy...holy crap....Its hilarious how "innocent" these films seem but the truth is that these kids were just as wild as teenagers are now. XD

[meric2]

Not gonna lie, Woody needs better reading skills if he aims to be something more than a lowly janitor during the '70's.

Actually it might be a bit late for advice now.

[12161euclid]

"a date with a woody!!"

this makes leave it to beaver seem cool!

[qwertasdcfghjklmo24z]

2:01 - Someone's hungry lol

[luckysod04]

that does it! i'm building a time machine, heading to the 50's, and gonna party like a goddamn rockabilly rockstar

[Yay248]

lol Woody

[molesteer]

1st thing to do where to go? Get a Hotel room pronto!

[manhoot]

Well back then women weren't warped with unrealistic expectations from Cosmo, Glamour, or Mademoiselle.

[Darklordkime]

its ok janits a woman and she infereor anyway.

[20Nazar20]

I'd go with Betty.

The quiet, repressed ones are the freakiest...

[feesterboy1]

Woody thought of Janis and her torpedo breasts, but then he recalled how Ann gobbled that cotton candy. His dick is pink like cotton candy. Yes, Ann would do just fine. The thought of Ann gobbling his pink thing gave Woody a woody. He used it to dial the phone.

[doyawntsom]

@feesterboy1

[musicalrevo]

@feesterboy1

huh huh huh relax and have a good time.

being immature's fun

[dylan962300]

nice hair.

[antonio202020]

he memorized her phone number so easily??? must be from those many late night calls where he didn't say a thing, but just breathe heavily into the receiver imagining that first date set in Sodom and Gomorrah.

[Ppendu]

Wow: 4:37! His real name is Allen Woody! Well, something like that at least...

[needles1987]

Woody's not very good at reading.

[MichelleDeVille]

It is so much easier to get a date in 2010.Just tell Miss Thing you have a woody,and a backup (Viagra)

[notanormalchild]

Yes, yes this is how it works

[markellman]

If you like this, check out another YouTube entry, "First Date For Woody."

[KagenMagic]

What did Woody ask Ann the second time?????? Did I hear that right?

[dylan962300]

and its also too bad janet has no boobs whatsoever

[edybeast]

"'The Hi-Teen Carnival', with lots of high teens. I will attend! With a girl!"

[xkamuelax]

I'm Diggin the Hair.

[Journeyofcards]

WIN!

[MolkoxLewd]

"Just me and a girl!"

OR, of course, a boy! WHEEEE!

[FireGarden35]

On Part 2 Ann finds out why they call him "Woody".

[12161euclid]

SCTV took this film and totally reworked it so the don'ts were dos and vice versa. it was one of the funniest things they ever did. if you ever get a chance to see it you'll know what i mean.

[JimmieHeaven]

Ha! this is Awsome!!! xoxo

[slowednthrowed84]

that dudes all like 76 now.

[moviefreak91]

A boy likes to watch a girl eat stick shaped things with enthusiasm.

[MoebiusCrononauta]

lol that's the way it is

[MolkoxLewd]

That's why I can't eat bananas in front of guys

[udanax19]

i love the idea this film has that you can just decide who you want to ask and it all works out.

[varishnakov]

oh reeeeeeely no thanks woody

[dylan962300]

Haha I got a lunchbox like Woodys brother

[theebadnun]

"ed knows what i mean"

(ed's a male whore lol)

[SimMaster]

ANN CAN EAT MY COTTON CANDY

[SimMaster]

MCCAY

[Cerezaelectrica]

Hahaha the way they eat the cottoncandy! disgusting! that is not good manners

[himynameiskailey]

lol @ woody's mom

she looks like she's about 60.....

[DarkPascual]

This videos are great Rifftrax training...

[shoot232]

im using these hints oh yeah

[Jazz1313]

woody wishes he was ann's cotton candy

[bmovies60]

In 1983-87 I was in high school. One day in class, for reasons I dont know or recall, they rolled in the school 16mm movie projector and played a few of these old 1950s Coronet films on how to date, how to be polite, etc. My classmates laughed through them. The wooden acting, the squeaky clean activities, the over politeness, the innocent slang used at the time (gee, golly, etc). I on the other hand wasnt laughing. I found these films to be quite charming. A time capsule of a more innocent era.

[fashionhistorylover]

I like these videos too but more than likely these videos were idealized. There are 50's videos that are more realistic.

[norfolk03]

@bmovies60 Me too, I always found them charming.

[hendrixkixas]

@bmovies60 I'm in highschool right now and honestly, I can't get enough of these. Liek you said, they're so innocent and different from youth today. I'm astonished at how teens could actually live in this.

[dimitriosmichael]

hey i did hi school 83-87

[shaunette9]

@bmovies60 an "innocent" era? So beating, raping and lynching black people is innocent?

[Starioshka]

@shaunette9 maybe thn it was innocent to do DAT O-o

[shaunette9]

@bmovies60 these videos were an idealization, people didn't actually behave this way all the time back then. That said, I do find them cute and sometimes wish things were actually this simple. But don't kid yourself that life was all smiles and cotton candy in the 50s. People still had sex, cheated, did drugs, crime etc. It just wasn't talked about in an open way. And don't get me started on what it was like if you weren't white...!

[samthomasmusic]

@bmovies60 As a person in high school now, I feel the same. My generation is very vulgar compared to yours.

[valdepulchrapuella]

ok I've seen this like 20 times... I'm mildly obsessed... its so funny! and I wish things were still liek this...

[babsalaba]

Of course, the fact that the kid's name is "Woody" has me laughing my ass off.

[Mizumi17]

i love how they hide looks as acting superior, bored and no looks with no fun. really its just, the good looking girls are to good for you, and the ugly looking girls are ugly.

[darlingpresleyrocks]

Dave wants to take Ann Davis to the carnival? Isnt Ann Davis the old maid on the Brady Bunch? COUGAR!!! lol

[gravityboots]

"dont overdo on dating" HHAHAHAHA.

[necrolet]

Janice: prime example of a pretty bitch.

[ToolsnFire]

Wow, like 'leave it to beaver' acting, ten years prior though.

[ROCKdaMIC183]

HE HAS A UNI BROW!!!! but hes cute attitude wise ahgaga

[Firestarjude]

Has Ann been inhaling helium?

[hep2jive]

woody is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[latinoguy16]

she must eat some mean cock

[2ITCHYBALLS]

holy crap, the way ann was going to town on that cotton candy i'm sure she'll have a LOAD of fun!

[fsck]

Ann's got the hardcore munchies

[chewymilkybar]

Woody's brother. Steely.

[redwhiteandblue80]

at 2:00 ann looks like a retard, i mean for christ sake i hope she won't eat his cock that way.

[eskimoguy]

Ann went to town on that cotton-candy. I could almost hear a T-Rex roar in the background while she was feasting.

[peperonyandchease]

Mrs. Davis...I heard Ann can pound down the cotton candy like no other.

[peperonyandchease]

Let me call Ann up...hmmm...A(dial)...N(dial).­..N(dial)...yeah...3 numbers should reach her.

[settes]

Id bust my load all over Ann

[needles1987]

"Hi, Ay-yun! Whatcha doin' Saturday night?"

"Well, I guess I'm busy.."

"Aw yeah? Any chance you'll give him the push-out for me?"

LOL!!

[Shayboogie2U]

he reads like a 3r grader

[needles1987]

Woody's brother is always getting laid.

[needles1987]

Geez, Ann. Take it easy on that cotton candy.

[MiguelitoSan]

@needles1987 BEST. COMMENT. EVER.

[ilovemayo123]

he dialed only 4 numbers... before everyone had phones

[cc70192hs]

I think Ann hasn't ever eaten before.

She almost ate that stick.

[hardcoresmiley]

Janet is clearly a 50's whore

[theXdarkXtreeXburns]

woody's gonna get some!

[zoloft999]

Amazing how he already has Anne's number memorized.

[MermaidGirl84]

Lol at the boy and the girl scarfing down the cotton candy like starved truckers who are high on weed.

[nancy4366]

I love that his name is "woody". (duh)