Retsufrash Escape - Part 2/3

[TheHolySemiColon]

Is it supposed to be significant that Dan's outfit looks just like a priest's clothes?

[Naeneko77Inikina]

Immorgasms. The eternity of cumming.

[Isikien]

This sounds like a bad anime plot

[Goldbloodeddragon]

- Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

Okay, wait, if Dan is immortal from the Immorgamzics, why the hell is Dialla not? Also, why did Dan start being a total psychopath the instant he learned her true identity, but she didn't? This whole plot is a complete and total clusterfuck.

10/10

[B1k0u]

That teaches him for giving the gift of eternal life to us! We'll surely be rewarded for this with eternal life in heaven!

[KoyasuNoBara]

I have to admit, as terrible as the dialogue is, I do enjoy that one bit, "You'd think he would have noticed the gun in my other hand."

[KingdomHeart723]

@KoyasuNoBara That bit always gets a giggle out of me.

[Prometheusmfd]

I will say this. Him shooting White was actually kind of brutal.

[AlphaDragon919]

Dialla Kinda Sounds like Tara Strong. Is it just me that hears the resemblance?

[VGclass]

Um, rape is not a favor.

[2001yummy]

@Evan121991 lol

[LadyClarissaBlakeney]

Ahhhhh you guys...are hilarious xD

[68corvette08]

Osama Bin Laden's death was kind of like Dan McNeely's death: They were both shot dead, put into something, and their final resting place is under water.

[CateyKinz101]

You guys made me laugh during this whole video. Hahaha you're so funny!!

[egdqv13234]

''LET HER GO WHITEY...'' Rofl

[MrStephenKubiak]

Dan shot first.

[nejinaji]

"did i mention i have a thing for women?"

"no, you didnt!"

as a christian, did she assume he was gay? 

[Colddirector]

@nejinaji She probably assumed that's why he was in jail.

[nejinaji]

@Colddirector a jail with noone else in it? was he gay with himself? haha

[TAGMOMG]

So, wait, remind me again:

Dan's imortal from the very biggining, right?

So, remember that thing with the bible saving his ass back in the first game?

How come he dies if you don't have the bible to save you?

[SirTotallyAwesome]

How the hell did a small gang get access to THE SECRET OF IMMORTALITY?

[DoubleA2015]

@grottypissedstained What's it called? I love the song as well.

[paranoidude]

Immorgasmic?

[OmniSonic]

@paranoidude Immorgamsic. I only know it's supposed to be like that because the gang is called Armor Gamsees, with the m before the s.

[MellowMink]

A Christian game that involves rape, stealing, immortality, and murder by the main character?

Something doesn't make sense here.

[faolan1313]

@MellowMink ..Have you actually READ the bible? rape, immortality, and murder at least are EVERYWHERE in that fucking book..stealing, less so but its there.

[RaysofPersona]

@4:54 does... does she have a goatee!?

[thehaloring90]

PLOT TWISTS!!!! THESE GAMES ARE MADE OF THEM!!!!

[Magitek1112]

You can actually not get shot while you're reloading by moving to the right behind the wall. Yeah, I know it's pretty pointless to mention, but meh.

[grottypissedstained]

I love the music during the Merick fight. David Orr is amazing.

[spidersnowman748]

where did u get the key to open the color thing?

[spidersnowman748]

wait beat it lol

[spidersnowman748]

i cant beat this part

[Pennywise12528]

Is it wrong that I've been rooting for Evil McBeardsalot through this whole series?

[Shadowslic3r]

@Pennywise12528 it's pretty hard not to when the protagonist can't figure out how to get out of a locked car from the inside in broad daylight.

[Kailtaio]

Inception, the flash game

[kefkasakura]

I'm really trying to know if half of Escape is even canon to the series. Seriously, if they DO want to make Stranded, how is the plot going to be ? I mean, think about the sheer stupidity of the situation here : we have the hero Dialla who is trying to stop the big bad Dan, like always. But, this time, we learn that would change absolutely nothing because THEY ARE FUCKING IMMORTAL !!!!

[randytamayo41]

you could dodge by moving ur mouse to the far right side

[TheKayandshay]

this is sooooo funny..! Oh my gosh. it's like ya'll are drunk! I love it!

[CommanderMantis]

Dan McNealy shot my boyfriend dead, and Whitey's on the Moon.

[JanitorAntisocial]

By the way, I love how Proteus in the beginning of all this couldn't care less about the story, but by the time they get to the end of Escape, you can hear how much he was honestly trying to piece this clusterfuck of a plot together.

That loud "WHAT?!" after Dan told Dialla she was the leader was the clincher.

[Brassherald]

They used the same plot twist twice... The hero of the story is a villain TWICE! WTF? Did they think the plot twist was so good that they had to reuse it? Did the guy just play KotOR and say "Well, this plot twist was good, but wouldn't it be better if I did it twice?" How bad does a series have to be before the creator realizes he's an idiot?

[EternalGuardian07]

I have to say inserted memories is worse than "It was just a dream."

[leviathan1173]

Uh, you guys, not that it matters, since you probably won't play the game again, but in the gun fight if you move the mouse all the way to right you can avoid the gunshots and the flashbang grenades.

[kefkasakura]

"No... No!! You can't just throw it all away!"

A line in -Escape-, my reaction to the swerve.

[Kitchinsink3]

Wasn't this about pirate gold? Now it's about a serum that makes you immortal.

[Cornbinks]

So if he's immortal, Dan is now immortally sitting in a safe at the bottom of a lake forever.

[RabiesBunny]

@Cornbinks

No, don't you understand? He's going to find a file in the safe under his butt, then craft a scuba mask by combining one of his shoes with a big string he makes out of his own hair. He'll then find some driftwood floating on the water, and bring it back down to combine it with the safe to build a submarine...

[WhiteTiger225]

@Cornbinks Nope, see this is a world like in DemolitionMan. Safes, locking mechanisms and such are easy to undo by any semi intelligent adult human, but the world is childlike. Ever guns only fire rubber bullets. Our main man Dan McFeely (Who I will model my life around by the way) Is from a dark past (Or our future) and can easily open such a piss poor lock, and take over the world, since, he is awesome.

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

@Cornbinks Don't worry, he'll just tap on the walls repeatedly until they crumble to bits.

[musicmanz15]

@Cornbinks See what becomes of him in the next game, "Endangered."

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

@Cornbinks

Reminds me of the end of Mother 3. Except Dan isn't going to eternally suffer from terrible health, just, you know, having a fucking bullet in him.

[RobotKing27]

I have a thing for women? Doesn't that apply to all straight men?

[GreenGearMood]

@RobotKing27 Not all. I mean. They could be disinterested in sex and romance in general.

[JanitorAntisocial]

Take away the Bibles and you'd never know that this trilogy had anything to do with Christianity.

[ZoomingDakota]

Did I men-TION that have a THING for WE-MEN.

God, the voice acting.

[IQbrew]

I've watched this twice already. It's just so damn funny, and probably the best Let's Play ever made.

[grendelee]

I was thinking about making a mock adventure game, with ridiculous puzzles that makes no sense. Banana rope knife=fish=blowtorch. Looks like someone beat me to it....

[grendelee]

lol christian game....cant touch woman, thats wrong, but GODDAM PEOPLE WANT TO RAPE ALL THE TIME.

[efperel]

She help me and I'm gonna pay her back... IN RAPE DOLLARS

[fireflocs]

Notice that Jason Whites body vanishes after that one shot of his arm bleeding.

[sonicfeet]

04:52

DOUGH HANDS

[sonicfeet]

04:31

Just as funny as a "tsundere" character (never funny).

[Son0fABatman]

Mickey Gabrielle Lee?

[Elli21486]

@Dbkit But...wat? I could understand if they did a cut scene where she actually remembered something rather than have...wats his name again...say it. Although, what I am thinking now is, what if the player was colorblind...

[nopushbutton]

Wow, I didn't know shadowy criminal organizations issued membership cards...

[Kryp7K33p3r]

00:22 RAPE FACE!

[DukeOnkled]

So, everyone died? Well, then. That was utterly pointless.

[TequilaSpider]

Whitey? Everyone in this game is white, could you be more specific?!

[wittyreviewer]

That woman...I know that voice, who did her voice work?

[Trollaverse]

A THING FOR WOMEN...great dialogue.

[Blackflare13]

9:29-9:35 apparently Diahla has a lazy Eye...

[CyberSlayer128]

I'll confess that at 4:24 that is funniest headshot in any flashgame

[Whiscash90210]

2:03 Oh my God I can't believe it and yet I should have. They made the Monster Basement Series too xD

[DKazEDlulz]

This bad guy is a really shitty Wesker wanna be.

[CayDubyaSee]

@DKazEDlulz Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation, whitey.

[Oreichalcos]

You can hide behind the wall in the epic shotgun fight, by the way. Then again, the game doesn't really bother telling you this.

[TAGMOMG]

2:59

Hey, wait, isn't that the thug? You know, the one we SHOT IN THE EYE? And the one that JUMPED OUT AN APARTMENT WINDOW?

And after all that, not even a scratch. Not half blinded, no scars... What, does he have a bullet-proof face and spring-legs or something?

[Me14986]

05:38 Uh... where the fuck did the rapist go?

[Goldbloodeddragon]

This is so funny.

[Sakani17]

I realized something good about this game. The music during the merik fight. That's it.

[TheProjectMJ]

I like the game, but I'm twelve, so what is that saying :P

[TAGMOMG]

I just realised...

That is the stupidest fucking epiloge ever made in the history of storytelling.

[kefkasakura]

In "Liberty" we'll have to look in the toilet to see a shit that is more yellow than regular, and there would be a key for a safe with a combination that means the color of the shit.

[grit1]

Looks like both Merik and Whitey forgot their Bibles, or else they would still be alive

[egdqv13234]

''Hey open your cell we need to revaluate keycards' XD

[OMFGSLAPPYWAG]

I am the only one that wants rule 34 of the deliliea chick?

[47smithstreetseries]

Am I the only onw who noticed the rapist is holding the knife backwards at 4:07?

[madrick11]

I have to say, I find it kinda funny that "Whitey" is actually voiced by the guy who MADE this game.

[ahshorn]

This guy gets locked into a safe and he can never die, meaning he'll be there forever. I don't care how evil a person is, that is a terrible fate.

[RonnyWho]

why the hell were their men trying to kill them in part one than?!

[SpongeBobPore]

Wait, wait. So if the immorgamsics erases and inserts memories, why didn't Dan have any kind of memory at all at the beginning of Trapped? How does he recover his memories so much more easily than Dialla? Is Dialla dead if she really took the immorgamsics? If so, how is Dan still alive? Why did Mickey have the same memories as Dialla? Was he pretending? Why would he do that if, as a member of Armor Gamsees, he could help restore her memories?

I'd love to see the author try to explain this crap.

[GazzyW007]

Best lines in this are: "He started it", "Let her go, Whitey" and "You'd think he'd notice the gun in my other hand."

Pure narm.

[GazzyW007]

@GazzyW007 I love the second line so much.

[Oreichalcos]

That was biblically awesome. Not the good awesome like movies. The kind of awesome where God starts pulling miracles out of His ass and you're frozen due to shock, awe and confusion.

[DenOfVipers]

@Oreichalcos So like the end of Time Bandits, then. :)

[SmNBahamut]

She pushed him in the riv...er?

[Sergthemaster]

did this guy get the jason white name from the band greenday

[lalalei2001]

I love the little "Ding!" noise as the safe closes.

[DarkLink9393]

Um... Last time I checked, getting shot doesn't make you get pushed back like that.

[MDS13MDS]

@DarkLink9393 youre fucking retarded then.

[DarkLink9393]

@MDS13MDS Um... No...

See, a bullet is very small. It can't push you back. You just fall down when you get shocked. I learned that from a forensics science teacher.

[TAGMOMG]

@DarkLink9393 True, A bullet can't push you back. BUT, realise that a small piece of metal is flying very fast into your mussles. It's possible that they might well spasm from the shock, and cause unwanted movement.

OK, so he probably wouldn't fly backwards, but it's possible.

[DarkLink9393]

@MDS13MDS Shot*

[TimeDawg]

I'd love to hear a story of an actual potential rape victim saying "Um...rape is not a favor."

[Linkeh24]

What is it with these retards and immortality anyway? Obviously the apocolypse is going to happen, and what are you doing to do then?

[Reyson129]

How dumb is McNeely, really? "Oh hey, this girl just pulled a shotgun on me, I'm not going to use this gun I have RIGHT IN MY HAND to easily shoot her in the head. Instead, I'll just stand here and get shot into a safe like a tard."

[psloother]

Actually, it might make sense to have the card renewal slot in that cell if the cell was constructed recently. Maybe they only had one cell before, but decided that since guards are inevitably inept and will allow escape, they should have a second cell with a rapist/murderer inside who will deal with anyone who manages to escape since it will inevitably be a dumb heroic type who will release him too. Not sure how to explain the river. Maybe the guard is part fish.

[Auymi]

So.. the theme of these games consists of Bible, rape and nonsense-puzzles.

Admirable, Godlimations. Admirable.

[Metripleone]

00:20 - Proteus timed that perfectly

[fairbear007]

LET HER GO WHITEY!

best part

[Link00065]

the captions are so stupid on this video

[SamuraiFoochs]

I know if I got shot with a shotgun, I too would make a noise like I'd eaten too many enchiladas.

[PsychoEditor]

Aw, he has a thing for women...and rape apparently.

[WhiteTiger225]

@PsychoEditor You don't? You're a freak!

[ZavionSrath]

...So you can randomly break one section of the wall down to... find.. another section.. that opens.

[PornoGraphicMeatloaf]

This was posted on my birthday :D

[Steamboter]

Is it me, or was the Merik fight cartoony in a way? I mean, he pops out from the door, from behind the shelf, RIGHT NEXT TO YOU...

[kmoodyblues]

Yeah, why are the Christian characters so quick to kill? Sure, it's in self-defense, but shooting a guy into a safe and pushing it off a cliff into the water? Isn't that unnecessary? XD

[wbalmung]

@kmoodyblues It wouldn't be THAT unnecessary, remember, Dan is immortal.

Or something.

[kmoodyblues]

@wbalmung Maybe, if that serum makes them impervious to injuries and doesn't just stop the aging process.

Or something. XD

[kmoodyblues]

@wbalmung Oh, that's right. He mentions that gunshot wounds won't kill him.

[Reyson129]

'It's been 7 years'?

Where does that even come into it? Plot spaccle indeed.

[WilliamLongfellow]

Anybody notice how many ticks there are on the clock? There must only be sixteen hours per day in the world of Trapped...

[TAGMOMG]

You know, I would have accepted Halucinations, I will happily accept amnisia, and I'll take immortatily, even...

But INCERTING MEMORIES? Dude clearly worked on the puzzles before the plot. Then again, considering the Banana-rod and the "Look! A hole!" puzzle, perhapes they just didn't work at all.

[sonicfeet]

04:56

Dan put ketchup on Mickey's shirt, and he got mad.

[DevastationNazo]

And then john was a zombie. Thats alllll I can say about this.

[Pooky1991]

Dialysis or what ever her name has to be the dumbest girl in the world to have to use a screwdriver and pocketknife to unlock the doors of a DAMN CAR from the INSIDE!

[DarkMage2X]

So, he slowly shot her, and then when finishing her off he was so surprised at her shotgun, that he didn't do anything. And then he landed perfectly into the safe, and without resistance, she closed the safe door on him. >_>

[Pooky1991]

I love the voices but this plot and game is completely rediculous.

[RedhawxQ]

You know, I absolutely love Edwyn Tiong's voice acting (It's got such a nice amount of scenery chewing to it) But he does some really crappy stuff.

[Bagheadman]

Really? He seems to have a pretty flat and generic anime-type voice to me. So that's bad.

[RedhawxQ]

Huh. Maybe scenery chewing wasn't the best word (I don't really know what word to use, I just like how it sounds) but it definitely is flat, I'll give you that.

[Bagheadman]

I do kind of get what you mean though. It's generic, but he's sort of... OTT with it?

[RedhawxQ]

Yeah, I guess that's what I'm trying to say. I don't know, generic or not, it just sound nice to me

[TotalSimpleton]

Question 2, and this is also a toughie:

How does Dialla keep getting those god damn bullets? Hammerspace? She can't just have found like 50 shells on that guard's corpse.

[Mikodite]

Did you know that:

a) those key cards can be made in, like, less than a day?

b) Dan Assholeson would say anything to avoid trouble and get helps (or in Dialla's pants?)

c) Immorgamisees is a strupid name?

[dogsoldier123]

You know what i realized that this is very similar to monster basement and it sucks just as much

[pididle]

Ow. OW. OW! MY BRAIN!!

[MGuniverse]

So does god love Windows or something? why would they change the mouse like that?

[TotalSimpleton]

Everyone seems to be pointing out everything about this game, so I've got a brainbuster here:

Why didn't Dan just give Merik the immortality serum and allow him to become an impassable wall and avoid being stuffed into a safe and pushed into the river?

[Owl1222]

What if Merik turned on him? Of course, if Dan himself had taken the immortality serum, then he wouldn't have needed to rely on Merik and a treacherous Merik wouldn't be a threat. But, wait, Dialla took the serum, too, so they never would have been able to win in the first place...

You know what? I don't know anymore...

[TotalSimpleton]

It's better to say that Merik is dead, Dialysis is stuffed into an inescapable place, and Dan is trapped in a locker where it is known for sure that he could never possibly get out. Every character is eternally trapped, incapacitated, or dead.

This is a mess.

[MewLime]

@TotalSimpleton

>>eternally trapped

Oh, I see what you did there.

[TAGMOMG]

@TotalSimpleton Three words (And some irony): Word Of God. Creator just said that he was too stupid to do that. That's it. End.

[moneymandate]

This guy got the ideas for the puzzles by writing random words down. There's no other possible way he could even think of this. what with the stocking balaclava, the bananarope fishing rod, and the picture and lamp.

[Elli21486]

Did anyone else notice that she doesn't remember about her past when she finds the card but then she says "It's been seven years, Daniel. Things change. I've changed." a few minutes later, like she remembers her past?

[BudgetBachelorChow]

"You got what you want McNeely, give theese people air!"

[LumpyFudge]

According to this game, I too, am a terrible person for having this "thing" for women.

[Lumpytoast]

@LumpyFudge I feel your pain.

[360thatguy]

the funny thing is the memory thing is based of an anime about ghosts

[shenz6]

immortality is a lie if i just take a sword to you..

dead

[Namirsolo]

Should a guy have to mention that they have a thing for women? Isn't' it just kind of implied? Why is that bothering me with all the other terrible dialogue in this game?

[SNARLZ44]

"Oh? ... Not even for a, Klondike bar?"

[TAGMOMG]

Yeah, so she throws him in a safe after shooting him, and throws him in the river...

Good idea, but he's IMORTAL. eventualy, someone's going to find the safe, work out the combination and let him out. Nice job making the modern day pandora's box, Dipshit!

[Chef033]

"WAHAHA. TOMATO SURPRISE. YOU WERE THE BADGUY ALL ALONG. Pay no attention to the plot inconsistencies or the fact that we should be trying to restore your memories instead of trying to murder you, this is a deep and intricate plot that has caught you entirely off guard!"

[xWhiteClaudiax]

Protip: during the shotgun battle with Grizzle McThornbody you can take cover by dragging your mouse to the right REALLY REALLY CRAZY FAST.

Yeah, it's fucking retarded.

[largo233]

God...my brain hurts just by watching this...

The logic-or lack thereof-is just piss poor; I've seen E games that make more sense than this.

At least 'I Am the Walrus' by The Beatles was bearable, if illogical.

[ENM173]

You know what I REALLY don't get? That shotgun appears to have a clip in it, so why would you spend time PUTTING SHELLS INTO THE GUN when you can just change clips?

[DogsAreCoolRight]

that clip is incidental, just like half of the other objects in this faggoty game

holy cow

[ENM173]

Did I forget to mention that I have a thing for WOMEN?

By god, a man who is interested in women? That NEVER happens!

[smeagol1414]

@ENM173 well most people have things for jesus...

yep Im respondin to an old comment

[77Lupin1]

@ENM173 It took him weeks to write that plot twist.

[SenseiLeRoof]

@ENM173 No no no, he's not *interested* in them. He just has a *thing* for them. You know, like a FedEx package or something.