Trashtalk 101 by DJ KEEMSTAR (Halo 3 Machinima)

[TheEThugs]

omg the paraplegic line almost made me spit out my water lmfao i probably shouldnt drink anything while watching these videos to begin with haha

[markyn4]

The people he was talking to were in party chat..

[44GTMAN]

la noire wtf

[funman2100]

thought u were 2 buck for a second

[Annihil88torr]

shit quality

[dudejohnny]

@Annihil88torr

This video is 2 years old and if this is shit quality, then your standards are too high.

[xXKenBlockXx]

@Annihil88torr Big fucking deal, cry more.

[nezonic]

@Annihil88torr check the date dumbass

[aba2185]

I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GORRILA WITH A BASEBALL BAT VS A RETARD WITH A SPOON

[JMort95]

when machinima was good......

[cman2k56]

how to be a toolbag 101...

[99Koso]

he just sounds like a tool.

[killerpenguin8me]

Yawn

[OneLaggyMotherfucker]

this is one of the few things by DJ that I laugh at. aside from this and and few other vids, DJ is an unfuuny moron who can't troll for shit.

[crm14250]

"yo blue team, suck my f*cking d*ck yur gonna lose!" ...lol

[Clinster246]

KEEMSTAR's worst enemy: the mut option :P

[TheJimmyMedia]

Lol, thanks for the tip Keemstar.

[gottapaythetrolltoll]

look at all ur haters dj keemstar! ur doing ur job well!

[hacksinurcomp]

I'll bend ur mother over shave her ass hair roll it up in a blunt and make u smoke it faggot lol I was rollin

[MultiPandaPenguin]

is the video "Deranker Meets Dj Keemstar? :O?

[KingOfLegends23]

@MultiPandaPenguin no

[Mattichimaru]

F@G are trolls, and your all getting mad and crying about it, so they are obviously doing what they do well.

[Mattichimaru]

@GangRapedByUtube You mad? You jelly?

[Arbin321]

I RATHER TEE BAG A BEAR TRAP xD

[Itachi2336]

lol all u guys r getting so pissed for no reason. hes TRYING to piss people off because its pure entertainment. ive had ppl do shit like this to me and looking back it was hilarious some things ive said were fucking ridiculous and its all in good fun. when u call him an asshole it only means hes accomplishing what he set out to do

[jamesm19932]

i watched until 1:37 and then got bored because this guy is an asshole @_@

[maskedman381]

this dude is an ASS HOLE

good thing he's not a PC gamer.

"part of the game" my ass, maybe on the fucking XBox

GTFO youtube

[SixthShotNation]

@maskedman381 You sound mad...u mad?

[maskedman381]

this dude is an ASS HOLE

good thing he's not a PC gamer.

[maskedman381]

this dude is an ASS HOLE

[thekidwhorapped99]

suck my ass ruldolph the dicknose riendeer

[maxcor3]

id rather teabag a bear trap loool

[eric96961]

THIS IS FUCKIN BORING ID RATHER TEE BAG A BEAR TRAP

[solusdeath]

Spelling arguments...when they don't have a comeback for anything so they tackle the spelling of others.

[FunWithAGun97]

lol nice soundtrack choice

[MikeyHNCC1701D]

I'm gonna bend your mother over, shave her ass hair, put it in a blunt and make you smoke it faggot! LMAO

[CzarColb]

I wonder how bad his rep is

[OpticJBigBalls]

@CzarColb he got banned 13 times... thats 13 xbox 360's with no xbox live

[SuperDudeNotMan]

I use to like Machinima, until they took on this faggot. His insults are shit and unfunny.

[UndeRTaKerFAnToNy]

@SuperDudeNotMan Haters gonna hate i see,GTFO outta her fag

[SuperDudeNotMan]

@UndeRTaKerFAnToNy Why does the Undertaker lie about where he was born? Also, why does he pretend that he can actually fight?

[PwnUser815]

@SuperDudeNotMan u mad.

[SuperDudeNotMan]

@PwnUser815 iaintevenmad. He mad.

[Madcc6492]

i remember one time i was playing cod4 with a friend and we were making fun of this little kid and he started cursing and stuff so i asked him if his parents let him talk like that and he said his mom didnt care. so i asked him what his dad thought about it and he said he only lived with his mom because his parents were divorced and then i asked him "Was it your fault?" hahaha i had that one waiting for that kid for a while. i was hoping i could set it up perfectly and i did lol

[nickeisch]

@Madcc6492 wow thankyou for sharing you fucking idiot

[Madcc6492]

@nickeisch suck my dick faggot. this video is about trash talking so i figured i would share an experience. so shut the fuck up asshole

[nickeisch]

@Madcc6492 yeah, i bet everybody is super excited that you shared that dumb fuck story with us.

[Madcc6492]

@nickeisch maybe i shared it for people who might actually enjoy it. honestly if one person enjoyed my story its worth putting up with your bitching and whining you fucking faggot

[nickeisch]

@Madcc6492 do you honestly think that there is somebody out there that is as big of a fucking loser as you and would actually enjoy that story?

[Madcc6492]

@nickeisch really dude? im the fucking loser? youre the one whos sitting here starting fights on fucking youtube of all things. if you saw someone picking on someone else in real life or at school or whatever you wouldnt say shit. so just shut the fuck up and go away

[nickeisch]

@Madcc6492 what does that have to do with anything? do you have downs or something?

[Madcc6492]

@nickeisch what does it have to do with this? it has to do with the fact that youre a bitch who would never say anything like youve said to me in real life. you just wouldnt so you can stop on youtube now

[Chaoseph]

Successful XbL troll is successful.

[InsaneBlaze23]

I love trash talk, the only time trash talk is annoying, is whn it's by a person who is losing. Tht shit is annoying, like y talk shit, whn u losing? Dj talks hell of shit, but he is not in last place, and he can break 10.

[Gr8estWarrior]

The 205 who disliked this probobly cant trash talk

[iExercy]

A paraplegic is someone paralyzed waste down. Putting on a watch makes no sense.....

[PunchingBabyz]

@iExercy LOL i noticed that too, i guess its ironic... or something. Rofl

[Weeehaha90]

@PunchingBabyz Its a troll statement. If someone were to say that in a game and you argue the fact, your just feeding the troll.

[cwstbem09]

I made a kid cry because I told him he was being accused of hacking paypal for millions of dollars and that his family was going to be put on death row. He sobbed majorly.

[SupaCallums]

Kind of scum that roams around on XBL.

[Alter1984]

He reminds me of Joe Rogan for some reason.

[Alcelva]

Some people are just gifted uber assholes.

[suggestions8]

DJ, how many console bans is it so far? 12? So, you've bought that many new consoles...just so you can continue being an asshole?

Ok.

[SancLunatic]

@suggestions8 Actually he's raised money to buy another XBOX

[jakeh2110]

Fable 3...Apparently its a revolution.

[KrazieDave666]

@jakeh2110 i got socom

[nativewolf90]

that was the game eek

[ballinboi3546]

fucking fable 3 get out my face

[stoplukestop]

yeah you arent the original dj keemstar... faker!

[reapermachine]

halo 3 cqb=awesomeness halo reach cqb= ugly (i have it)

[gnikrekoj]

This DJ dude has A leaked vid of him sucking A guy off or something

[LOLfailblogger]

@gnikrekoj lol and let me guess, you fapped to it right fanboy

[FTGfalconxX]

i made a guy through up once by saying the grosses stuff ever

[nickeisch]

@FTGfalconxX that is the stupidest fucking lie i have ever heard

[FTGfalconxX]

@nickeisch no lie i got banned once my other account was XxHALFBEARDxX

[MikeyHNCC1701D]

@FTGfalconxX You just made me throw up due to your poor spelling.

[WyomingGamers]

I made a fatass threaten to come to my house and kill me by following these rules, it was funny as hell lol.

[kingrush12]

haha retard guy with a spoon lol

[TheSkookumchuk]

Lol watch The FuntageCrew's 'Abortion in China'

[SpahtanXLazah]

lmao retarded guy 4:38 "Huhuhuhuh"

[MaSterMInd3lmo]

lol i would rather teabag a beartrap hahha

[Zenbon111]

Djkeemstar V.S Crackbone

[warriorsDE72]

that winning line was terrible, haha

[FattyKinsProductions]

:00 skip the fucki add

[InsanePickle007]

"Hes making holes in the sandbox and fuckin em dude!"

[dunterd]

Psych*

[mahergabe]

you mentiond playing with other peoples heads,i do that ALL the time,just not in the same way. instead of trash talking, when i'm playing gametyipes where i'm invisibal,i torment them with"fleeting glimpses" as you may call it.when they get to the point where they get so paranoid that they start kinda losin' ther minds i nab one of them.therefor making them even more paranoid.

[iamtheirongiant]

Bro lemme join f@g my gt is o 2 S W i F T v

[strykeproductions]

DJJJJJJEEEEEEJJJ KKKKKKKKK KEEEEEEMSTAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

[TriiTonExiiLe]

haha old mchinima intro =D

[venomx9x2x]

i love his quote he gave us lol!

[TheAiiMNation]

i love to trash talk the squeakers. their comebacks are always amazing though. fuck you! or you're a faggot! orrrr when they're getting spanked leave me alone! yep.. that's about it

[AMP3DzZ]

hahahha

[MrSuperiorApe]

It's funny how in the 'pre game trash talking' no one can actually hear him except the people without a headset who can only hear it through the tele so they can't trash talk back to him, not much of a fight really

[AngelGabriel253]

"you wanna throw down pusscake? I'll drop you like a sack of bricks!"

[coolaidman125]

lol this faggot got hackkkked

[Spart117cdc]

@coolaidman125 no he didnt?

[SandvichGod]

oh oh oh OH OH OH RED ROCKET RED ROCKET 4 FINGERS OH MY GOD MY FIST IM SHAKING MY FIST lol 5stars to every keemstar video

[theehehehify]

Man, your motherfuckin funny I picked up some good tips from u

[SociallyRejected1]

why would he say a paraplegic trying to put on a wrist watch is a fail i thought paraplegia was were one individuals lower half of there body is paralyzed and how would that affect ones ability to put on a wrist watch

[CrankLee]

@SociallyRejected1 a parapalegic is a person without arms and legs

[scottwill19]

@CrankLee arms and/or legs*

[cafc543]

lol i had a 12 year old saying he want to shank me lol!!!

[SuperBigjon69]

dude let me get his gamertag if he didnt change it

[CapeSkates]

@SuperBigjon69 Dj kemstar Is his GT.

[noregrets92]

this is what microsoft had in mind when they created xbl... seriously though, i can't imagine how mentally fragile you'd have to be for someone to actually successfully intimidate you over a game.

"suck my dick faggot, you're going down"

"christ, did you just hear that guy!? he's serious! i'm outta here!"

*quits*

[Kaotiikandchaosstorm]

@noregrets92 wtf kinda homo sht is that?

[noregrets92]

@Kaotiikandchaosstorm

are you just upset because you're one of those mentally fragile individuals i spoke of? we're all here for you buddy... stay strong

[kazwel87]

@noregrets92 im pretty sure he's th whole reason u can choose what kinda people you want play against in reach

[suggestions8]

@kazwel87 I dont change those options...they dont really do anything for me.

[octoberdays]

Uhhh, a parapalegic is paralyzed from the waist down. Their arms work. You were looking for QUADrapalegic.

But I loved it all anyway.

[HipFireHero]

Talks trash but can't back it up... how very honest of you DJ Keemstar, faggot.

[omfgwtf666obamahater]

My everybody veto line. "Don't be a jew, hit the blue."

[airwave2oo8]

tea bag a bear trap :))

[GiFtEdv3]

i love talking trash talk but thy start making racist comments like always cuz supposely i sound mexican or black but damm its fukin fun talkin shit last time i wen at it with a russian lol that shit was funny

[drzlilkiller69]

@GiFtEdv3 Lmao im dominican and they be talkin shyt bout mexicans and i even tell them so they can keep on and get super annoyed by everything i say ;)

[xxxxSnowman]

I made a kid cry once :)

[MasonF123]

@xxxxSnowman Hahaha me too, I was playing Cod and all but he died on 6 and was like FUCK and he started to whimper, and I was "kicked him while he's down" he cried for like 4 games then rage quit. It was funny.

[IHEART2SHANK]

@xxxxSnowman your a good kid keep it up

[6satan6ist6]

@xxxxSnowman thats not funny

[lazysoupness]

@xxxxSnowman Thats cute :)

[SHINDLE1]

cuz ur a tard that has no life,wat would u feel if u were crying and being trashtalked?

[warhead213]

@SHINDLE1 im guessing you cried and been trashed talked? i dont pay attention to trash talking so theres a tip so you dont cry next time =)

[SHINDLE1]

@warhead213 no way,i trashed talk then 2 bitch.dont change da subject,im asking u how it would feel,BITCH!

[warhead213]

@SHINDLE1 na dude your taking it real sensitively dude you the bitch

[cake1204]

@xxxxSnowman Welcome. To the thrastalk-elites!

[hotdogdog2]

@xxxxSnowman no u didnt bitch.

[xXSiiKVenom]

@xxxxSnowman its funny

[fresca9990211]

@xxxxSnowman Cool story bro

[fanguy21]

@xxxxSnowman wow thats not nice.......

[xxxxSnowman]

@xxxxSnowman Why does everyone keep commenting on my comment xD

[chargerboy411]

xbox live goiing 10$ this nov...

[TwoMenGameProduction]

lol theres so many fags posting shit about how imature people are just shut the fuck up you fucking danks. this guy is a legend.

[masterbinball]

lets all go to goodguitar123's channel and curse out his pussy ass, wings was probably that paraplegic trying to put on the watch, so fuck goodguitar123 and fuck wings, F@G is the funniest shit on youtube..........

[sackymoto1]

This is some good stuff!

[Hypervizzle]

why is this even on machinima? this is ruining peoples social skills?

[goodguitar123]

I hope DJ does T-Bag a bear trap. Its not like he has any balls after he tried to start something with Wings. Screw you, you ignorant, immature little kid. 

[burntheship]

@goodguitar123 Yeah and your comment makes you REAL mature.

[bobndude2]

@goodguitar123 shut the fuck up you mother fucking pussy!!!

DJ has more balls than you!!!

just because you are some lazy ass fat fuck fanboy of WoR doesn't give you the right to trash talk tha trash talking king you punk ass mother fucker!!!!

[MasonF123]

@bobndude2 A lot of the F@G people comment on wings videos, so he decided to retaliate like a noob. Even though WoR and Keemstar called a cease fire.

[goodguitar123]

@bobndude2 Look whos a big boy that knows how to use curse words. Go to college. Get an education. Get some respect for yourself and others. DJ is a funny guy, but needs to learn that sicking some of the most immature fanboys onto Wings could cause some termoil. Does he want Wings to immediately forgive him? Lol, sure hate on me. I'll get famous without even posting a video.

[aisaspongebob]

@KOGAN1221 are you STUPID your telling me that if i dont like him stop bitching to his videos but then you f@g fuckers come over to wings channel and do the same shit im doing

[IonRocker5000]

u look like rudolph the blue nose reindeer and the bear trap and gorilla thing.

[LilGherkin]

How does a paraplegic have trouble putting on a wristwatch?

[setchemati]

@LilGherkin haha dumbass got paraplegic and quadraplegic mixed up

[linkinparkrocker44]

@LilGherkin it doesnt have to be legs....it could be a paraplegic means haveing two limbs unavailable to use....or something along those lines.

[McNastyShades]

guys F@G is still gonna make videos there waiting for the Stepto thing to blow over

[hellafied05]

Haha someone actually prides themselves over trash talking in a video game? Much less a game like Halo that's designed for puberty-ridden pimple-faced kids who drink too much redbull.

[1weezyy1]

hahah hes gonna make u smoke it

[urinator117]

F@G FOR LIFE!

[ironstrokes]

@urinator117 youre a faggot for life, thats pretty gay man

[silverbullet51]

looks like DJ isnt the best anymore :(

[Bobafetus]

@silverbullet51 fuck yes he is

[GLboy1]

R.I.P. DJ KEEMSTAR.

[Xewl]

@GLboy1 Indeed. :(

[TraumaV2]

@ImNewToThis100 Last time i saw failure like that was when a parapelegic was trying to put on a wrist watch

[ablev72]

lolz, thts just perfect. i didnt even mean 4 tht to happen!

[someguyperson6]

DJ KEEMSTAR IS THE BEST! F@G FOR LIFE!!

[W8SEC]

MLGxCrewProduction, just got raped by his grandma, and got his dick cut off and shoved into his throat

[XDmrXNoble6]

What a gay

[MLGxCrewProductions]

Keemstar is not the #1 trash talker, I will cuss him out in a heartbeat. *Before anyone replys to this, know I won't respond and if you reply your a troll kid*

[Kickblckr]

@MLGxCrewProductions do you even know what a troll is?

[ablev72]

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that guy is being raped by a monkey with a razor dick

[W8SEC]

@ablev72 i kno rite?? that kid is so stupid

[FatalPivots]

Rudolf the blue nose raindeer? lol

[456chile]

at the end instead of machinima original it should say machinima clasics

[DeadlyGerbill89]

F@G is dead...

[nick50107]

@DeadlyGerbill89 F@G Will Never Die!

[DeadlyGerbill89]

@nick50107 It already did die. None of them make videos anywhere. I was a strong supporter in the F@G but its dead.

[nick50107]

@DeadlyGerbill89 no their blog spot still lives and they have a channel titled HALOAHOLES

[MegaManZX123]

@DeadlyGerbill89 they have a blog site and there new channels HALOAHOLES they made like over 40 videos.

[nuclearblast91]

@DeadlyGerbill89 indeed. it would be betetr if they dropped Dj and only had 2 bucks, robot, deranker, and brought back one of the V@G's :)

[zXzGHOSTzXz10]

i honestly think im a great trashtalker i play ps3 and there like 75% kids with voice changers cuz they sounnd like pricks

[ThUxProdz]

lol last time i seen a fail like that was a parapeligic tyin to put on a wrist watch or i feel like a gorrila with a baseball bat fighting a retard with a spoon

[TheRhyd1z3L]

LMAO I ALMOST PISSED ON MYSELF