OMG that's happened to me too! Not at Pride, but at a club. A CROWDED CLUB!
We're on the dance floor, dancing, and I feel something poking me in my back, right above my butt. He was a little bit taller than me, so it wasn't rubbing up against my butt (like he wanted it to). My eyes --> O.O
I walked away, mortified, and his peen was hanging out for a good 3-5 seconds after. I was shocked none of my friends that were near us saw it.
holla.. a bunch of people walking back and forth...if i see that naked lady one more time.. ewwww. omg i was at the fairs this weekend on sullivan and the one on 34th street. and i saw these two guys with shorts and tims with no laces.. i was like i know they feet stink..and omg about the sputter on your butt.. and leg.. yuck.
lmfao at the lesson wow that happened to my friend but he was the one that skeeted on the girl so yeah this is still funny but damn.......*snap* poof gone lol I am sorry that just ruined your Pride experiences....makes me not want to go more lol
timbs in the summer time...thank u! because i talk about it being tack-ay but ppl look at me like i have three heads when i go IN when i see someone doing that. im glad u agree...i can breathe a sigh of relief..
I had a similar situation in miami where some trade pulled it out but he actually put my hand on it....but i was still sober enough to leap off of him.....so it was him who got embarassed as other people saw the incident. (Sad Side Note: considering what hommie was packing i am sure that other people snapped him right away once they saw)
Lmao
Skeet skeet muthafucka
gimmethat21 1 month ago
lol! the way you told and put this video together is hilarious.
bigtyme2Bigtyme2 1 month ago
Funny ass shit I love this nigga
Mrdute12 3 months ago
i wanna go , lol take me with u
cougarsterry 10 months ago
omggggg
redprincess237 1 year ago
Lmaooo.. :)
DhatChick94 1 year ago
love it. good lord you are beautiful tho
tigger500 1 year ago
0.O
darqphoenixsol 1 year ago
Timbs in the summer = Just in case a fight break out you can stomp a nigga face in without runnin to the car to change shoes.
lilevercKlear 1 year ago
omfggggggg
edeh1 1 year ago
OMG that's happened to me too! Not at Pride, but at a club. A CROWDED CLUB!
We're on the dance floor, dancing, and I feel something poking me in my back, right above my butt. He was a little bit taller than me, so it wasn't rubbing up against my butt (like he wanted it to). My eyes --> O.O
I walked away, mortified, and his peen was hanging out for a good 3-5 seconds after. I was shocked none of my friends that were near us saw it.
LAJCain 1 year ago
LOL I just can't...this vid had my dying laughing
SheSingsLovely 1 year ago
I'd like to add to your lesson of the day...
Unless its consensual. :)
Dreaontv 1 year ago
Hilarious video. I was wondering if you could tell me what that instrumental was that's playing during your end credits...
beesaun 1 year ago
@beesaun The Stuyvesants - Panty Dropper
TheXDexperience 1 year ago
@TheXDexperience - Thank you!
beesaun 1 year ago
That's an important lesson to learn.
callmeQ 1 year ago
OMG XD that happened to a female friend of mine TWICE, on TWO SEPARATE occasions when we were in college....EEEEEEEkkkkkk I know!!!
TheChinababe33 1 year ago
OMG i wish i had a story....lol this shit was heee larr reeee us!
nvncyble 1 year ago
That lesson is a lesson i shall take with me all the days of my life!
applesandmustard 1 year ago
8^O ohhhhmyyyyygooooood... I just died on the inside... he came on you!? Wtf!? aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
adeonj21 1 year ago
Damn that was just plain bad...
danigirl562 1 year ago
holla.. a bunch of people walking back and forth...if i see that naked lady one more time.. ewwww. omg i was at the fairs this weekend on sullivan and the one on 34th street. and i saw these two guys with shorts and tims with no laces.. i was like i know they feet stink..and omg about the sputter on your butt.. and leg.. yuck.
MUSTSEEVID 1 year ago
wow chris lmfao!!!!!!!!!
TimothyE 1 year ago
that tongue you had sticking up had me cracking up ....but thats horrid thou , and he just peaced the hell out
TQShots 1 year ago
Hearing it the second time around had me dying AGAIN
Acynicsdream 1 year ago
your cute
sirfunwill 1 year ago
Hehehe - so damn wrong.
Mestisamo 1 year ago
Wow. The horror. lmao @ 1:32.
ikkinnikk 1 year ago
What Is The Song Playing At 5:03?
MusicKidFreak94 1 year ago
OMG XD your stories and channel are the best
tennislover08 1 year ago
lmfao at the lesson wow that happened to my friend but he was the one that skeeted on the girl so yeah this is still funny but damn.......*snap* poof gone lol I am sorry that just ruined your Pride experiences....makes me not want to go more lol
Winxs3000 1 year ago
That was intense! thats a fight on my block....if you was sober! lol great story
mispinkblac 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That's HILARIOUS!
but embarrasing!
sc0rpi0Xladii84 1 year ago
Lol that is aweful but funny.
KENNYBOO504 1 year ago
and what 's the name of the song at 2:34!!?! I've been searching for that song since your second season!
kykyyaya 1 year ago
O MYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
cleargum9793 1 year ago
"...when I was still smoking weed" *dead*
jwhite8231 1 year ago
ur tags are hilarious to get subscribers lmfao
lillilmike 1 year ago
Oh gawd. Great story (in retrospect...not so much at the time...)
lakarune 1 year ago
timbs in the summer time...thank u! because i talk about it being tack-ay but ppl look at me like i have three heads when i go IN when i see someone doing that. im glad u agree...i can breathe a sigh of relief..
Killah617 1 year ago
oh...em.....geeee!!!!
I had a similar situation in miami where some trade pulled it out but he actually put my hand on it....but i was still sober enough to leap off of him.....so it was him who got embarassed as other people saw the incident. (Sad Side Note: considering what hommie was packing i am sure that other people snapped him right away once they saw)
rastapuppy 1 year ago
Thats a big ass mess! WOW!
BelizeanThug22 1 year ago
that's was a tragic story for real!!lol
imartiimar 1 year ago
lol @ the crickets sound
blknblue77 1 year ago
OMG... XD, shit be happening to u that is like everybody's worst fear.
and if it was the pants that im thinking of them bitches are transparent.
ak2495 1 year ago
Lmfaoooo I dont blame him u r kinda hawt...but dang....rofl get it XD!
decetra 1 year ago
Y r u so sexxxy couldnt even focus on the video with u doing the l.l. cool j lip licking! @biglilkim
decetra 1 year ago
Stanky leg trade pride realness ~
H8RbyN8URE 1 year ago
why would somebody bust a nut on you in the club
when they can catch one in the bed :D
Leadman1989 1 year ago
u must have really been feeling u lol
firebluenew 1 year ago
LMAO!@ is that cum on your leg?!?! wth is wrong with people today?!?!
inquisitiveian 1 year ago
Bloody Hell XD lmaoooooooo oh man......
Thoughtyoushouldkno 1 year ago
Anyone know the name of the song playing @ 1:32???
realp09 1 year ago
@realp09 Search for "Five Star Niggaz" on youtube.
TheXDexperience 1 year ago
OMGGGGGGGGGGG NOOOOOOOOOO NOt cum!!!!!!! *Screams*
SinnamonS 1 year ago
2:06 i hate you. i really do.
ChrisAlexander 1 year ago
Great story teller ...............LMAO!!
Backatwon 1 year ago
ROFLMAO !!!!
Wow..... thats crazy i love your stories !!!
ANTM924 1 year ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOO! We think alike. I swear some of the stuff you were saying would be something I would say.
SB: Why he wearing Tims in the summer? Hahahahahaha
ASB: Why was and when did his dick come out of his shorts?
ATFierce 1 year ago
damn lol
jeriel789 1 year ago
lmao!
jaided79 1 year ago
If I saw him again, I would put him on blast.
masterdoa 1 year ago
@masterdoa Trust me. I would if I could.
TheXDexperience 1 year ago
Moral of the story.... "Dont cum on my leg and tell me its raining, men... Hallelujah!"
therealme8484 1 year ago
woah lol..thats crazy
itscomplicated011 1 year ago
OMG! MaMa NOOOOOOO! Ultimate Death! iCant!
PushIt 1 year ago
thats kinda hot..........
ZingZee123456789 1 year ago
ROTFL
yoboitejay 1 year ago
yesssss@trade description
nochokin 1 year ago
WOW! That must have been some dancing, lol
ewingboyz 1 year ago
LMAOOOO!! "Girl what?!"
brimeezy 1 year ago
That's horrible. So wrong,lol.
LESREID2 1 year ago
OMG!!! EWWW!!! LOL I cannot believe that! XD
reesemoney 1 year ago
LMAOOOO
Lsean77 1 year ago
**leg
7baby7gurl7 1 year ago
WoW..
=|
story is hella funny tho..he came on ur keg then cut. jah kno...
7baby7gurl7 1 year ago
That Ni*GA SKEETED ON YOU?? OMG!!! lol ahaha WHAT THE HELL!! lol ahha
-D
cybic2k 1 year ago
LMAO
bimboyren 1 year ago
oooooooo I wouldve been lookin for him n spazzed the fuck out... like BITCH U NASTY MUTHA...he wouldve caught the only beatin...
qnjaairi 1 year ago
lol You tell the best stories!
SDee1489 1 year ago
Wow... was it good for you too? :D
AceII 1 year ago
LMAO
wa2tv 1 year ago
LMFA0o0o0o0o0oo0o0!!!! STRUGGLESSS!!!!
d0miiniicano27 1 year ago