Shit Toronto People Say: Cattie Edition

[teeand1925]

whats the song in the begining

[HustlaBruthas]

das y it a t.o to uk ting, fuck dem american niggas ..

[PrettyBossMook]

GO HOME AND GO MIND MI 7 PICKNEY AND 2 DOG DEM ! BUMBAAAACLOTTT

[ItsurGurlAshalay2008]

: WOORRRLDDD STARRR, what is going down man,,, WOORRRLDDDD STARRRR

Lmfaoooo

[mrscherrylovely]

Child boo.. them and they wigs...lol

[glowful22]

those wigs tho... lmaoo!

[bunnywhoobit]

i cant even watch this straight i have to keep pasuin it because its soo funny!,, and the man has the tag in the weave still lool, DKM!

[bunnywhoobit]

this Isn't even only in Toronto, it's everywhere like, Brampton,Mississauga, The scarbs etc lool!

[synchrorcr]

Does anyone else see the elderly woman in the background of the scene with the table? o.O

[jomamatan]

LMFAO do they REALLY talk like this in toronto??? lmfao ive never heard of patois and the english language being mixed together like this XD....this shit killed me!!!!

[bunnywhoobit]

@jomamatan lol ye we really do, n im tryna break the habbit cuz its sad!, like my whole school talks like this LOOL!

[LaRubiaLela]

lmaooo @ the old lady at the end hahahaha

[MsSummerfresh1]

Wah kina dashabelly ting is tryin to run my man? My man do! THIS VID IS TOO ACCURATE! lol

[Deneill]

LOL

[jazziefizzie911]

keele and sheppard ... dunno! LOL bop

[Imamlafayette]

"Since 2010 its been a takeover." LOOOL HAD ME DYING.

[beckieboo1234]

no ur slang is similar to most parts in the uk not jus london uurrrgh london is not the only city in england lol

[ajamm123]

@beckieboo1234 Yes, other parts of England do use the same slang words but most of the vernacular is specific to London.

[Chany14]

Who is really copying Londoners though? Likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are you dumb?

[TheFinalPage]

nah for real they do speak like londoners, SOMEONE COPIES US :D lool

[emkb24]

the reason the slang is soo similar between london and toronto is cause of the carribean influence , lool all the english guys on my team used to say i talk like i was from london and i had no idea what they meant until recently lool, kinda sick our slang is similar to Londoners

[AssWiper19]

Catties are whores that won't admit it? How come a guy said a cattie is a girl that does stupid shit all the time?

[cydspinkself]

hahah he said WORLD STARR!! 2:29

[Jukochi]

It's a beef ting!@!@@

[garyfisher9]

are u dumb are u dumb...ahahaha

[mrrayzor1995]

Can you make another video like this please, It's too funny

[toymasheenSH]

can a white person make a video for Toronto?

[southsidekillas333]

dat shitts to funny still

[MrBunpanya]

Keelw and Sheppard..DUNNO! ROTFL! His face when he says that.

[Maia2480]

1:41 there at yorkdale station rite

[MsMoMeena]

whats the song called at the end?

[CoverGirlz]

@MsMoMeena Grey goose diet by tory lanez --- A Toronto track :)

[ann4life222]

hahaha dash way belly. And the jerome guy is hilarious..

[Apsdonna]

I wouldn't lie! I kinda shame allyuh do most ah dis in public!

[MissOmgItsSelena]

HAHA OMG people in London speak like this too!!

watch Things London People Say...

[ElixOku]

@mimz44 a girl hypebeast

[BoOugzii]

Lol u know I'm too cute !!

I love !

Please can somebody tell me the name of the end song ???

[fierce0chick]

LMAO @ Weave from keele and sheppard! I'm mad at the scene on the train bout worldstar! LMFAO!!!!!!!!! This is too accurate and funny!!!

[mimz44]

What's a cattie?



[CoverGirlz]

@mimz44 You can basically define a cyatti as a sket. What's a sket? A hoe...In a nutshell, girls that do stupid shits on the all the damn time.

[CupidPro]

@mimz44 Here is a definition compliments of "Urban Dictionary

Cattie

A slue, whore, usually undercover."

Used In a sentance

"yo dat cattie got exposed"

"dont talk to me you cattie"

[tiredjusttired]

I will regulate *clap* *clap*

[safinahbumar]

lmaoooo the itsy bitsy spider

[DriftxKingGTR]

LMFAOO hooly shit TTC scene killed me XD

[chantemooresings]

They speak like Londoners

[hellasexyhobbit]

@chantemooresings more like Londoners speak like them. London slang is influenced heavily by the west indies cuz mad west indians were over there from d beginnin.

[TheFinalPage]

@chantemooresings not the accent but that white girl in the pink tlkin like she frm london

[vinciebabie]

Sad part is me and my friend watched this and she laughed so hard about it but she acts EXACTLY like this :/ ouch! <3 Gotta love Toronto "Gyal Dem" all the same... and the term 'cyattie/cattie' is still used ?? :/ lol

[somindlessjo]

is that laith at 1 :13

[PutYourselfFirst]

Nvm ... :/

[PutYourselfFirst]

@ 2:23 Was That Guy With The Gray Sweater With You Guys, Cause He Looking Like "Yo! Wtf, These People Are Crazyy" Lmao #Deadddddddd :)

[crazyasschick321]

Nice hair, where you get it?? keele and sheppared like dunnoe

LOL!!

[rawgaming1]

that handshake @ 0:27 every man does LOOL

[TheRealAayCole]

1:10 Keele and Sheppard dunnoe lololololol

[risafp]

where'd you get ur weave Keele and Sheppard! True say dat!!

[niggarachy33]

1:13 , lady in the back ! xD



[crazypinky279]

looooool this is what londoners say !!!!!! wasteman is from the uk

[tldatroof]

@crazypinky279 west indies think u dummy! think

[crazypinky279]

@tldatroof are you fucking stupid !!!! im from london and my background is Jamaican sooo shut yur mouth ! inoe my shit already ... think

[umunnamichelle]

Is dat my babyfather doe?!?! is dat my babyfather doe?!?! are you dumb? lmao! XD

[Shirma82]

Gun shot! This is the shit, ya dun know

[SimplyGorjessSoa]

UNNU STOPPPP hate pon scarborough...mi naaaaaaaa guh tell yuh again LOL

[SimplyGorjessSoa]

LOOOL @ Is that my baby father tho...are you dumb ..omg IM DEADDDDDD right now

[SimplyGorjessSoa]

LMFAO @ keele and sheppard dunnoe!!! I used to leave scarb for that store (1hour plus on the frikken bus)

[Wulva19]

De waste man ya, a wah do him lmao

[browntreasure]

I totally just noticed how it was Yorkdale Stn, ya'll was walkin thru lol 416 DISTRICT baby!!! LOL!!!

[browntreasure]

I LOVE MY CITYYYYY!!!! <3

[DowntownLivin]

WORLD STARRRRR!

[browntreasure]

@DowntownLivin LOL!!! I WAS SAYIN THE SAME THING!! HAHAHAHA!!

[GoldenAura82]

LOL this is sooo true lol, I keep watching this over and over cause its MAD FUNNY!

[goodguyj]

lol how much piff did u guys smoke?

[Numiful]

That's the longest escalator ride I've ever seen in my life.

[daricnd]

im frm uk n i didnt understand SHIT

[warren12747]

You guys are jokes keele and shepard don noe

[KujahKalade]

OMFG the white girl still kills me lmfao!

[Fr3sHbOi1000]

1:52 ah mi baby mada dat? aah no her and her big crotches fren dem.

[LelaDebutante]

KEELE AND SHEPPARD>>>DUNNO!!!! LMAO

[minifool11]

2:13 LOL

[buffalostar1]

whats the song at the end called?

[Gustavomanoification]

Only Black people live to Toronto? Or only Black people talk like Jamaicans in Toronto. It should be called Shit Jamaican Youths Say in Toronto...LOL

[HyperCubed4]

0:28 is at Yorkdale. Am I right?

[lollisixx]

0:45 tia LOL

i know these girls, so fkn weird aha

[lollisixx]

0:09 CHELLLLAAAAAAAAA <3

lol !

[brendapeters100]

Lmao! i bet everyone knows that one white girl who thinks she's soo "HARD CORE" mainly because she either dates a black girl, or has black friends!

[mrrayzor1995]

Sooo funny, I'm dying right now!! I've seen this vid soo many times and it's not getting old

[TheSarlight]

"only from scarborough!" that awkward moment when i am from scarborough.

[cloudsurfer73]

@TheSarlight REPRESENT!

[YagamiLightification]

LMFAO DEAD BEEF TINGS WAGWAN DFKM

[janeandfinch1]

WORLDSTAR.. LOOOL AHAHAHA

[kumbaon]

LOL, i'm deadin @ Keele and Sheppherd holllaay

[IWasOnceTheOne]

Are you dumb haha my line

[IWasOnceTheOne]

I can relate BEAT!

[alfieclare1royal]

:'D #deeaaddd

Btw what song is that playing at the end¿

[Fr3sHbOi1000]

guh home and guh mine mi seven pitni and two dag! lmfao

[Fr3sHbOi1000]

is it a beef ting?

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[simaess]

Are you dumb!? Are you dumb?!

That's my line.

[CissPeach]

Are you dumb? ARE you dumb.. that was dead on

[CeceDeAnn]

Dunn knowww? ! Lol cute :3

[nastysurprise]

does Toronto not have a semi-educated middle class

[nastysurprise]

this is horrible

[koolkat1675]

WORLD STAR!! lol lmfaooo :P

[honey0baybiie]

Nice hair where'd you get it? "Keele and Sheppard Dunknooooow" LMFAOOOO. It's hilariousssss if your from Toronto.

[Thedot82]

Yo, is that Square One?

[MsSandiiiie]

@Thedot82 naaaaaaaa!! thats aint square

[downsview34]

BIG CROTCHES GYAL!!

[MegaZo123]

go home n mine me 7 pickny n me 2 dog ahaha

[MegaZo123]

a long time she gwan hype star , dead and thier girlz like whos beggin

[whattheflocka1]

lmfao like if i see them again... YES MARLIESHA *runs away* lol

[jubeidu01]

"GO HOME AN MI SEVEN PIGMY AN MI TWO DOG !!!"

[leftyisk1]

"Is that my baby father tho? Is that my baby father tho!" LMFAOOOOOO

[brendapeters100]

The song at the end of this video is Grey Goose Diet

DJ Charlie B ft Harvey Stripes and Tory Lanez-Grey Goose Diet

Please Like This So people Could Stop Asking:)

Thanks!

[MsIzzy333]

What's the song @ the end tho?

[MsIzzy333]

yooooooooo what's the song at the end

[Kinder101]

Yorkdale!

This was tooooooo funny

[QueenBabyblue]

LLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO­OOO tho!!!! I'm so dead right now, it's not even funny! so true n hilarious...wig tag on head tho "Keele n Shepherd" lmao it's a wrap dats done...n i swear i've seen that black guy b4??

[latoyagemini]

i think people are saying londoners talk the same way because of the west indian background...anybody who has jamaican, trini, bajan etc parents/grandparents or KNOW someone who has that kind of family talks like this. LOL

[latoyagemini]

THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!

[LankanHitsungaya]

lmfaoo i love the white lady in the background just casually getting ready. Eaton centre ftw

[TecktoniikREBELLiONS]

whats the song at the end ?

[brezzymist]

It's a ting like y u lookin at me

[GENERALTRIXTER]

LOL ARE YOU DUMB AREEE YOU DUMB

[HelloKiwe]

real tingz we talk like this in ottawa

[1YungSoulja1]

deffo a london american ting lool

[uwefwjfldj]

DEAD!!!!!!!

[daptv1]

was this filmed at pacific mall lol

[Crazystar103]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO

[BrooklyntoBrixton]

LOL even when they try to sound Jamaican they still just sound like suburban white kids. I love the way they say Bro like Cali surfer guys.

[CertifiedDimez]

Fuck stitches sirens deh bout Lmao

[1n2i3g4e5l]

"" AYE ANYONE KNOW THAT SONG PLAYIN AT THE ENDING"" PLEASE THIS IS VITAL INFORMATION

[CertifiedDimez]

@1n2i3g4e5l DJ Charlie B ft Harvey Stripes and Tory Lanez - Grey Goose Diet

[GameGod64]

It's funny that they set the fight on the train up to make the rest of the passengers think it's real. But notice at 2:39, they were just sissy fighting! LOOOOL xD

[phyiregirl]

Dwrcl goh home goh mine mi 7 pickney dem an mi two dawg

[brendapeters100]

@phyiregirl what does that mean? :S

[AmbitiousLoveNae]

LmfAO! World Starrr!, The Itsy Bitsy Spider . . .

[liolipG]

LOL TOOOOOOO FUNNY but soo true

[xRacquellx]

what's the song at the end called?

[maripooh05]

@xRacquellx DJ Charlie B ft Harvey Stripes and Tory Lanez - Grey Goose Diet

[xRacquellx]

@maripooh05 Thanks!

[macbethdvs]

could have been so much better

[thenoeseah]

SHIT LONDON PEOPLE SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZavesProductions]

whats the song at the end?

[xxRandomCxx]

same words we use in london

[KayjayERR]

@xxRandomCxx cuz uno teif

[TEAIRRA181]

lmao.. "where!?!"

[eliz2kiki]

Its all about TORONTO!

[ItsLIFEbro]

Toronto is the'realest thou. Only place I go when I stay in Canada.

[eliz2kiki]

@ItsLIFEbro FOEREAL

[getyourTRIMon]

I haven't ridden the subway in YEARS!!...mans has a car, so like why? LoL....besides the point, what the hell station is that? It looks like Yorkdale but I don't remember those big-ass doors being there. B4 the doors heading outside and the pathway to the mall, were just those little turn style gates

[datkiddtriniboicody]

Thats my grade 4 teacher in the end behind the man.

[fidorahoang]

@datkiddtriniboicody wheree ? i dont see .

[datkiddtriniboicody]

@fidorahoang Not jeewa the lunch supervisor the ol orange hair one.

[CarlitosWayz12]

OMG!! CANADA?? Speak just like us London peeps...

[superstar020]

Subbedddd

[Jamballer777]

How much transfer oonu buy suh?

[rashomon12345]

the song is grey goose diet by some guy wit tory lanez

[nellyfred220000]

LMFAOOOO nice hair, where'd you get it, Keel and Sheppard Dunknow.

[darkstar9008]

"WORLD STAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRR" LOOOOOOOL

[TheGingerStarz]

I didn't even realise how alike Toronto and London are until this video

[b3arzy]

lmfao

WORLDSTARRRRRRRR

[geishabema87]

Dis niggas is STUPID LMAO WORLDSTAR LMAO DEAD!!!!! im dying ya!

[Desttinyy]

0:58 Watch the guy in the far back he busted out laughing just watching them haha

[tuber52]

fuckin spot on catties clappin with everything they say, u missin that cattie cackle when theyre on the phone tho

[xXDragoonGtXx]

@Real2012Talks Trust me man this is pure london i thought one of the blokes was from england for a sec but i feel like nit many ppl talk like this and its rare but in england its everywere even in fucking villages