Teen Titans Abridged: Episode One

[myrothepyro05]

I take offence... I like Wolfmother.

[BlacSwag]

The person that does Starfire in this parody is rly good at matching her voice.

[BlacSwag]

LMAO! Who is sayin peanut butter at 1:41-1:49?

[Brethemagicgirl]

@Chaltab

WELL....GOODTHING IM 13 other than that other chick XP

[tjcool131]

It ok

[3710stormwolf]

"ahh its the hand of god" "you wish part" is really good espicaaly considerign who ravens father is

[tjcool131]

@chaltab i ment that ever heard of typos

[Chaltab]

@tjcool131

Sure, we'll go with that! If you can do a good Raven voice, practice like crazy and maybe look into acting some day. I'm sorry FaithM wasn't up to snuff for you.

[tjcool131]

@chaltab ican do a better raven than that and im 9

[tjcool131]

I can do a better raven than that & im 9

[Chaltab]

@tjcool131 Oh, are you?

Because Youtube requires you to be 13 to have a channel. Better not go broadcasting that.

[Chasei12]

*looks at views*

DA FWK

*Slowly closes eyes and keeps watching*

[SailormoonKPmaxride]

Pink sugar hearts..... Isn't that from sailor moon?!?!? :)

[GearBiscuit]

teen titans is gay. naruto 4 ever

[Chaltab]

@GearBiscuit

Casual homophobia and a declaration of love for a crappy anime in the same post! We have a winner here!

[justanotherblacksuit]

the jokes were funny, but you just need better mics.

[PhrostReaper]

Gravity trumps pink, bitch.

[cynthiana246]

what episode is this?

[misfit750]

@cynthiana246 Episode one.

[Klogg5]

epic face at 6:35

[xLexC7x]

Super funny

[Xiledtiki]

Yay Haruhi abridged voices!! <3

[FreezeFreeza]

Lol

[Personaforever]

I like how Cyborg's a redneck.

[KittyKingCool]

i was so expecting cyborg to say 'well fuck' or some other swearword right at the end...

this is actually kinda funny! i have to admit (and i'm sorry) but i wasnt expecting much. good job!

[50Calabyte]

1:49 HAHAHAHAA PEANUT BUTTER! I get it!

[Valvatores]

I know this wasn't going to be funnh

[mdudegamer]

A little work is required on the lipsynching, but other than that this was really good.

[deathspartan209]

Thanks for making this!!! I love teen titans and I love Teen Titans Abridged!!!

[NoLiMit9595]

"What do I look like? A Japanese schoolgirl?!"

lololol.

[evilnekowantznobs]

Lol Devil May cry soundtrack.

[ThatWeirdChick101]

HAHAH!

Robin- "Hey, what are you idiots doing?! Child Services are on their way to pick up Beast Boy!"

I laugh every time X)

[Eric12EA]

Sounds like the backpack from Super Mario Sunshine.

[cardinalfan83]

pink sugarhearts!

[Rcpengy123]

haha the ending is making fun of teen titans (sorry i'm slow today) XD

[Mmost7]

lol juggernut and sabertooth

[cece1000able]

raven is a total necromancer man lol

[kittycatfire1]

wtf is with the voice

[Chaltab]

@kittycatfire1

Our mics were... kind of crap when we made this episode.

[Jarrett8765]

when beastboy and cyborg are arguing it sounds like there saying penis butter

[AshBloodfire]

@Jarrett8765 It's 'peanut butter'

[MinecraftersJC]

"They're not allowed to do that... it's a union.. thing...." "Crap, then just... go... kill the teen titans or something."

[kevindragom123]

ive seen to stop caring =(

[Primape92]

No offense, take it as constructive criticism, but your black guy impression is waayyyy off!

[Chaltab]

@Primape92

What does that even mean? Black people aren't some monovoiced collective entity! They include people as high pitched as Chris Tucker and as deep as James Earl Jones and Kevin Michael Richardson.

[Primape92]

@Chaltab I mean the accent, bro! Sounds more like redneck. But dont take offense to it. Im just sayin!

[Chaltab]

@Primape92

I'm not offended, really. I just sort of have a knee-jerk reaction to people saying Cyborg doesn't 'sound black' by which they usually seem to mean 'talk like a ghetto stereotype'. 

[142CRASH]

@Chaltab BOOYAH!!!



[mjbaybay1]

@Primape92 I'm sorry, but he is right your black guy impression sounds more redneck; and this is coming from a black guy's opinion...........but still great episode

[Nonizsportz12]

@Primape92

not all black people have a ghetto accent, but you are half right, cyborg is supposed to sound "black"

[cdmenful]

This kinda sux

[dragondeamon100]

@PowerLord83 yes episode 2 is much better.

[12345megas]

what the hell you made raven a freak horny bitch.

[Chaltab]

@12345megas

Expressing interest in a single person makes her a freak horny bitch? You think maybe you just have issues of your own?

[kajedhorrors]

dude this is the only one i've seen so far, but...

your black voice sucks.

[Krvales]

Dude this is so not episode one!!!! It may be in a different season but I'm looking for season one episode one! And ur voice is annoying.

[Chaltab]

@Krvales

Uh, no, this is definitely Season 1, Episode 1. If you're looking for "Divide and Conquer" that would be episode three.

[Monkonmunky]

@Chaltab Actually divide and conquer is the first episode, get your facts straight, this is final exam which is episode 3. Look it up.

[Chaltab]

@Monkonmunky I have looked it up. Final Exam was the first episode aired. Divide and Conquer was placed first on the DVDs because of production order, but it was the third episode aired. We even had a damn JOKE about that in TTA episode three.

[Monkonmunky]

@Chaltab Yeah but just because an episode is aired first doesnt make it the first episode. Its all about the order of the series and they put divide and conquer first, and final exam third. Its like star wars, they aired the final 3 first, and the first 3 last, but the order is still chronological and divide and conquer goes first. Am I not right?

[Chaltab]

@Monkonmunky

Well at this point we're risking a completely pointless pedantic argument, but here's how I see it. The first time Teen Titans was ever aired on television anywhere in the world, on July 19th 2003, the episode that those watching saw was Final Exam. Also, in a moment of uncharacteristic clarity, CN realized that Divide and Conquer was a bad first episode. You don't have a 'Cyborg quits' show until we care about Cyborg and the team.

[Sicowkaksin]

@Krvales the crap you talking about? This is episode 1

[ironhawk10000]

AMAZING

except for your voice

[ChinaXJapanLove]

LOL in the backround

1:40 - 1:49

Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter Peanut butter xD

[Nihilism55]

Has potential but the voices and sound quality really kill it. The lines are really good though.

[bmprelude]

surprised no one cursed

[jasonromulus]

And so, that is the story of the one time at band camp...

... I lost it!

[starwars12337]

I could get them form here if I had a raffle

[PowerLord83]

Do this Get better after 1 ep?

[Chaltab]

@PowerLord83

I'd say it do, but then I are probably biased.

[mattroks101]

@PowerLord83 No, no it doesn't.

[FullMetalAlchemistsX]

That was so funny now i got one question :WAS JINX CUSSING OR WAS THAT JUST DAMN FUKING RANDOM BEEPING

[Mistercatfm]

This is really good!

[pokelord99]

Needs music.

[NateTheHedgehog]

I approve,

IF you get a better editor...

Just an opinion...

[69eYe]

I'm intrigued, and I just want to thank you for the idea, in general. With that said, I'll have an actual, useful comment when I see at least 2 more episodes so I can form a general opinion-but I enjoyed this :)

[hitmanwolf]

Slade's voice is very intense.

that's all.

[VaatiandTy]

Oh, snap... Ohhhhhh, Starfire... I don't care if you have the intelligence of a frying pan, ONE DAY, YOU WILL BE MINE!!!

[SydAustralia101]

I give it 2/5 stars if you want to start an abridged series watch yugioh abridged by cardgamesFTW the first few episodes are spittle off but just watch to see how much better he gets good luck :D

[WolvusMan]

This Is Pretty Good xD

[RavenMaster1313]

Pretty good......voice overs are ok. Sound effects are a bit off.

But I laughed several times, so I thought it was pretty cool!

[pinkberry57412]

First 10 seconds and I hate it LAME

[AtomicBomb1011]

Good job keep up the good work and try put some background music maybe.

[Demonboy190]

I'M A MAMMOTH, BITCHES! (Slade should be waaaaaay more bad-ass)

[Demonboy190]

@TaeKwonDoGuy24 You are so fucking right.

[TrueLightsSilence]

You know this is pretty good. Just needs to be edited a bit better.

[magnasword2evo]

Lmao crappy editing is overshadowed by awesome script!

[TaeKwonDoGuy24]

TEEN TITANS IS THE BEST SHOW EVAR!!!

[Coolcharm59872]

borrriinngg and who vers talkin u hav a weird voice :p

[MegaSupercool99]

FAIL

[mrmonky879]

It was funny but they need to fix the voice syncing a bit.

[Pikaeva22]

MASENKO HA!!!

[BLAHisBACK]

Eh. It's got a few good gags, but the voice acting needs help.

[omegawolf363]

Meh its ok but not very original, u guys could do better 2/5

[joethetacoman]

tmi starfire...LMFAO

[GothUnionxoxo]

its good, but...theirs a couple flaws.

[pureblackeagle]

i liked the Masenko-Ha thing.

[Bearto3650]

LAME!!!!!!!!!!

[DyeTalian]

This is actually pretty good, in my opinion. The editing was nice, the lip syncing was mostly consistent, and the jokes and dialogue were decent and even hilarious at times! Honestly, I'd say just work on the lip syncing and putting emotion into your voices, and you'll have a pretty good Abridged series up and running! Hope this helps!

[Chaltab]

@DyeTalian

Thank you muchly for the encouragement and con-crit. I would be remiss not to point out, however, that we do have nine more episodes if you'd like to see whether we've improved.

[deathdriver2007]

jynx just sucked monkey dick

[littlepurplesheep92]

@CaptainCocknee oh you think can do better?

[CaptainCocknee]

There's like no emotion in your voices.... Sorry....

[Chaltab]

@CaptainCocknee

Why are you the one apologizing when it's us who screwed up?

[GrimI04]

@Chaltab cause although you have a million views, he wants to make an ass out of himself

[Chaltab]

@GrimI04

Eh, lots of trainwrecks have a million views, that doesn't mean anythin' really.

[GrimI04]

@Chaltab i wasn't complementing you, i was calling the other guy an ass

[aaaltier]

@Chaltab Humility is a virtue that you are blessed with.

[CaptainCocknee]

"The power of pink".... I THOUGHT this video would be funny.....

[MultiGaryProductions]

Jinx: Pink sugar hearts!

Jinx is my favorite! also, doesn't that attack belong to Chibbiusa from Sailor Moon?

[blueisasomedancer]

It was funny, unless you meant that you hate teen titans, then I'm going to cry. Lol

[Justonemorewonthurt]

*better

[Justonemorewonthurt]

Admittly could do with some better editing but it's quite funny and than anything I could ever make... so "GO DIE YOU VIDEOS FUCKING SUCK" isn't not grammatically incorrect it's also way too harsh

[DarthSalsaPants23]

Raven: "Allow me to radiate your crotch so that way you don't breed."

LOL!!!!!~ Raven would totally neuter him! XD

[Ahturos]

My Lord! This is funny I don´t understand people that disliked this. Could they do any better? If not they can shut up! This was perfekt. My favorite. Tha-th..that is all folks!

[2XxShaniceNVxX4]

Hmm not bad. Teen Titans doesnt really need a parody tho, the show was already funny! ^^

[magicmerlon]

hey this is funny. everyone else can say whatthey want, but the jokes were decent. i loved the masenko joke. i mean, everybody who watched this and didnt like it and didnt hit the dislike button, probably coulnt cause they had alreadey disliked everything else on youtube and they got tired! This video was funny

[1Soulmaster1]

The video itself wasn't terrible, but I think you could've done better

[brbcookies]

i think there ok 

[beepboopbeep3499]

You need comedy and good voice actors to do any abridged series,you should have made sure you had that first.

[KansasCityRob]

@Chaltab

GO DIE YOU VIDEOS FUCKING SUCK

[Chaltab]

See there, that's what I'm talking about. Anger, swearing, death wishes! Now that's how you troll someone's youtube videos. A+, sir!

[ladyintegra92]

@Chaltab xD the videos not bad and you are a class A troll xD

[TheKookieMonster1]

sooooooooo gay

[Chaltab]

@TheKookieMonster1

Actually, our series likes boy videos and girl videos. :)

[WarDog491]

Really bad. Really really bad.

[ANIMEobsesedGIRL]

who is slad lol and worst rave ever

[1Puppeteer1]

AAAAAHHHHH! It"s the hand of God.

You wish!

[person19951995]

i don't get it

[person19951995]

i don't get it

[sladikk]

I'm waiting for the funny part.

[WolfClant]

best intro

[CheeseDoodle1997]

A few good jokes here and there."TMI Starfire" was the only part I actually laughed at like a maniac. I think you guys need help from Masako and Vegeta! (NTAS)

[rhouy22]

Fuck'n hate this show. Hate the way it tries ridiculusly to be like anime. That round eye stunned reaction of a cartoon, hvnt i seen that from naruto? And the jokes arent really funny. This show really sucks

[mrbearateyou]

"They're not a allowed to fight the IRS, it's a Union Thing" pffff lol

[CrusherCorps]

DAMN you guys are not even close to funny!

[Chaltab]

@CrusherCorps

Actually, he sits right behind us in history class. Doesn't talk much. Constantly drawing pictures of himself with a belt wrapped around his head.

[dragonlightning34]

@Chaltab sitting behind you is still too far away.

[mattroks101]

@Chaltab It's a shame he never helps you guys. Life would be so much better if he did.

[loneydolly]

@Chaltab i love your remarks dude and funny vid XD

[InstantClassicKid]

"what do i look like? i japanese schoolgirl?" i actually get it!!

[supremelorddoom]

The beginning was good. After that point: Bleh.

[elcalembo069]

This actually SUCKS!!!

[InstantClassicKid]

@elcalembo069 okay i thought it was just meeeeeee

[ElDrHouse2010]

Why do this when you can make a good YouTube Poop with it?

[Azarathqueen]

Haha, I'm giving everyone the finger.

[AniPadme]

did starfire say masako ha???

dragon ball z and teen titans XD

[JSchuyler2010]

U Deserve partner ship

[dragoom432100]

Raven voice actor FAIL

[TheCodemasterc]

This is actually pretty good. Kept it up and never stop trying to get better.

[MattitudeMario2]

DRAMATIC POSE

[crazychick13113]

Dude your so funny!XD

[9cloudersprofile]

Love this haha

[Fanatic2020]

Horrible voices, terrible editing and jokes that weren't even remotely funny...

[MetaWolffen]

Sorry, but was kinda lame. You guys need more emotion in your voices and try to match up the audio with the video better and better jokes...all in all... 3 out of 10.

[Chaltab]

@MetaWolffen

You're absolutely right. What I always fail to understand is why people ignore the subsequent nine episodes through which we've improved greatly. Even Little Kuriboh's voice work kind of sucked on his first episode, but would you know that now that he has 50+?

[MrGladBEASTftw]

@Chaltab how does this have  more views than yu yu hakusho abridged?

[Chaltab]

@MrGladBEASTftw

FUNimation once got all of Lani's videos taken down, so he lost all of his original hits.

[MrGladBEASTftw]

@Chaltab oh yeh lol i forgot.

[Ben10MovieParodies]

Why are child services coming to get Beast Boy?

[Chaltab]

The original joke was that Beast Boy was just an annoying kid who decided to hang out with the Titans, so Robin called child services to take him away. But since that line was just adlibbed to fill space, BobCat never actually followed up on it.

[CodeMonkeyGurl]

I have a hard time spotting the differences...

[anime1lvr]

typical white kids...

[wolflord548]

This was one of my favorit seris as a kid a lot of hte abridge stuff was like avatar this and some others but Its just how the voices are they are way to high i cant understand very good

[bugsymelone3]

you know, the narrarator for the Hive opening in this abridged series sounds like edna strickland from Back to the Future IV (the game)

[muzzaboi101]

the power of pinkkkkkkk

[inowaerspurple]

realy

[Dragoon778]

Jokes are good, but the background noise is too loud and the actor's voices don't have enough emotion.

[Chaltab]

@Dragoon778

Yeah. We all got new mics after episode one.

[Harrypotterfreak231]

This is alright

[flabbalabba1331]

5:37 Me: LOL I'm totally gonna comment "I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..."

Gizmo: "What do i look like? A Japanese schoolgirl?"

Me: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U"

[Braly5]

"Im the mammoth bitch!" ...Guess he is the love child of Juggernaut

[blackanimecat2]

The diologe is a bit slow.

[ultraking312]

muhhahahaha they raped star fire >=)