Dirty Sailor Jokes - VAGINAS!

[fishnwyoman]

Funny Jokes!! My wife hates these, but they are so funny to tell in front of her friends.....LMAO!!! I Subscribed!!!

[MegaBluefire1]

what is it called when 2 gay guy have sex with wet condoms

slip n slide

[GRASP85]

A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS FOR 6 SHOTS OF VODKA.THE BARTENDER ASKS HIM IF IT WAS A SPECIAL OCCASION AND THE MAN REPLIED YA TODAY WAS MY FIRST BLOWJOB! THE BARTENTER SAYS OK ILL GIVE YOU THE 7TH SHOT ON THE HOUSE. THE GUY SAYS YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT 6 SHOTS OF VODKA WONT GET THE TASTE OF DICK OUT OF MY MOUTH!

THE GUY WAS YOU GAY SAILOR.... YOUR A PHAG!!!!

[careypricejr]

@GRASP85 wow...joke was actually funny buh the end was stupid...fag

[KiwiNui]

What's the difference between and Iron man and iron woman?

An Iron man is a surf lifesaver & iron woman is a simple instruction

[questogood]

Omg...You know your internet sucks when you have to wait for the ads to buffer...

[zythepsarian]

these ones arent great...some of the other ones on other vids are tho

[OddballMattsVeeLog]

@zythepsarian haha thanks alot man! yea that's dirty jokes for ya! but Ive learned it's best to tell them in groups. a few at a time. u hit or miss ya kno

[gameduderox]

wanna hear a joke?

womens rights.

[careypricejr]

@gameduderox wanna hear a joke?toronto maple leafs :P

[hanter244]

i think we are watching a new cool channel that well be very known in youtube in the next monthes

[PaadddyyM]

I have a joke..

Women's rights

[J0hnn3hBoi]

@PaadddyyM I have a joke too...

Your dick size

[littlemoocowmedow]

@PaadddyyM dude ur just a dick. womens rights are NOT joke.

[gameduderox]

whats the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

a bachelor looks what in the fridge and goes to bed,but a married man looks whats in bed and sees whats in the fridge!

[gorikuri]

I like your videos ;-)

[soulsofnightmare]

hahahah those are some of the worst jokes i ever heard hahahaha

[patu8010]

@soulsofnightmare Yeah. :D But the scenery's pretty nice. Reminds me of Spongebob.

[TheConnord12]

haha this PWNS! spongebob

[bajsmannensparty]

two american football players meets at a bar:

guy 1:hey! you got my money ?

guy 2.noo I´m sorry!

guy 1:thats too bad I really wanted my cuarter-back

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD­XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[morganaaron322]

@bajsmannensparty LMFAO, wow xD

[Marksmandude]

@bajsmannensparty You. SUCK.

[MrEriksStopmotion]

@Marksmandude ahahahaha good one!XDXXDXDXD!!

[Greniel11]

lol these are good puns!!!!

[jingle2385monkey]

Ok, check this one:

Ion and Vasile are hunting bears in the woods. Ion finds a big grizzly bear and the bear starts attacking, Vasile tells him to run, and so they run from the bear, but the bear was running to them. Ion stops and shots the bear, and it shots exactly in one of his balls. Vasile screams and says STOP!Just run! . After a few minutes, Ion stops and shots the bear in the other the balls then Vasile yells

THIS BEAR DOSE NOT WANT TO FUCK US, HE WANTS TO EAT US, AIM FOR THE HEAD!

[AidsHa]

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

[weman117]

i got one

so two goes tom and jim are hunting in the woods and jim says

J: Hey I can see your house from here, wait I think I see your wife cheating on other guy.

T: well shoot her in the head and him in dick

J: Man, I can get that in one shot

hahahahhahhahahahaha

[oddballmatt]

@weman117 haha awesome!

[Nayomi888]

@oddballmatt lol funny!

[rockinrodney5000]

@oddballmatt haha,weman117's joke is the awesome isnt it? xD

[marybob321]

@weman117 old

[rockinrodney5000]

@weman117 hahaha! greatest!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahahahah...ya funny bugga...lolol...

[jaqueofblades]

Hahahahahahahahahaha fuckin awesum!!!

[naughtypuppetshow]

Very funny. A dirty sailor is always win.

[dukersveah]

@snowflakeman thats off of elis dirty jokes

[MangiatordiNick]

Funny shit matt. I think this guy needs to see some more action.

[TAMMpON]

ahahah Vaginas!:) Ah you gotta love em regardless of looks!:)

peaceouTy

TAMMpON

[CasaDeCucaracha]

Lol you told me you were going to do the boat character!! Love it dude!

[HemiJeep19]

lol this is still awesome

[Skarlos131]

... and thats why I wash my hands every place I go *cough* I gotta get mah peelz! ROFL! XD That made my day! I love your videos, they make me laugh so hard!

[Jangocat]

Wow this really sucked bad, don't give up your day job, seriously...

[oddballmatt]

@Jangocat lol ok chief...but my day job is sitting around in my underwear making videos for a living... WHAT DO I DO NOW!

[questogood]

@oddballmatt hahaha!!!

[esiry432]

lol, after i saw this i subscribed

[deadfish76]

i wish i had a camera i would do a vid response saddly not that dedicated

[niperwiper]

MORE SAILOR JOKES!@#!@

[DartyOzE]

best video EVAR!!!

[AsianGlow]

haha Sailors have it easy on the open water! thumbs up! i found those jokes hilarious, but the visuals haunt me!

[ELIJAHBEDOLLA]

Cinderella joke is WIN.

[MattG124]

Good sweet lawd haha

[NaturesFoulChild]

Those are really old jokes... And the Old Ones are the great ones! Iä! Iä! Cthulhu F'thagn!

[oddballmatt]

gosh Iknow its lame to legit comment on my own video but damn... Im bout to release all the episodes asap lol i want more! and I know all the jokes already haha thanks for all your nice comments people!

[snowflakeman]

@oddballmatt heres a joke: so its a sailors first day on the job and he goes up to the captin and says Sailor: captin its a boat full of guys there sre no girls what do i do if i get and urge Captin:you see that barrel over there S: ya C: see the hole S: yes C: put in there S: so anytime i have the urge i just stick it in there C: Yep anytime, except tuesdays S: why not tuesdays C: because thats when your in the barrel hahahahahahahaha

[oddballmatt]

@snowflakeman Loved it!!! you'll see this one performed soon! keep watch

[rockinrodney5000]

@oddballmatt hehe ok snowflake's joke is awesome!

[rockinrodney5000]

@snowflakeman hehe awesome joke

[koiuki2]

large marg sentcha

[deadfish76]

have ya heard theone about thehunter and his wife

[oddballmatt]

@deadfish76 send me a vid response n tell me!

[joeybeavis]

Hahahaha, Nice matt!!!

[oddballmatt]

@joeybeavis word!

[KidsForDummys]

You look older than your father. Must Be the HIGH Seas!

[youngbpharaoh]

large marg sent me

[oddballmatt]

@youngbpharaoh Im glad she did!

[shortkid614]

hah lmao

[JohnBasedow1]

Always amazed & astounded by the effects, plus nice attention to theme detail...gray in beard and hair, sailfish, anchor wipe, and overcast sky. Got me feeling downright nautical.

[HemiJeep19]

lmao nice man!

[TheReceptionist]

Vagina's ARE rather funny.

[TheH8ter]

The gray was a nice touch...

[oddballmatt]

@TheH8ter thanks man! Im OldballMatt lol

[niperwiper]

LOL loved the cinderalla joke

[m4j0rL4Z3R]

sailor jokes FTW. good stuff man.

[CounterNerd]

LOL i like this new film idea

[MrHappyFaceFilms]

Haha. Nice One Matt.

[MisterrIdontCare]

1 word: AWESOME!!!!

[Rexonius]

That's some funny shit, refreshing to see something a bit more raw than the usual. I like the jokes, I'm not laughing my ass off but they're witty and your entire charade working along the jokes gives it a good "enhancement". 1:08 is a nice time to pause at, ohoy captain!

[KevinLieber]

Goddamn, the style for this bit is fantastic.

[oddballmatt]

@KevinLieber thanx kev!

[Nume174]

Reminds me of Captain Carl from Pee Wees Playhouse.

RIP Phil Hartman.

I'm depressed.

[oddballmatt]

@Nume174 He will live on through my inspiration of this character! Ive been wanting to make this character for years... dirty jokes just gave him an excuse to exist! thanks man

[Nume174]

@oddballmatt I'm a girl, but I feel better today because a new chris Chan video leaked. You should check him out. He's the biggest troll bait in the world.

[RZEEJOKERRS1000]

lol 5* / i look foward yo seeing meny more of your vids

[OhBilly955]

That's one bad ass sailor.

[dilusional1]

lmao good stuff

[RobBobMarley]

All of the jokes made lol (actually lol, not lol like its used liberally today). As for people who criticize the music and the backdrop, i feel it gives it a nice touch. As for people who didn't like the jokes...get a sense of humor, jokes dont have to be masterpieces nor do they have to be clean...they have to make you....wait for it...LAUGH! (omg really?) Anyways matt 5/5 :) can't wait for the next one. -bob

[oddballmatt]

@RobBobMarley you rule man! awesome! thanks for stickin around... and these jokes are clean compared to the ones I've got lined up for this show haha.

[OurLifeNTimes]

Easy on the Rocking and Dancing You're Gonna CAPSIZE THAT THING!

[cdaddyakacmurder]

ODDDBALL MATT FO SHO

[KidsForDummys]

A Fresh New Idea! I think I like it!

[cdaddyakacmurder]

ODDBALL MATT IS THE SHIZZLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fo sho..he funny

[alexandtwo]

Well shiver me timbers and blow me down! Not one of those Jokes Offender Me!

Good Job Captain!

[ChromeCelica00]

lol that was amazing

[oddballmatt]

@ChromeCelica00 Thanks man They will be comming out every Mon and weds your skuzzy show should be up Saturday!

[ChromeCelica00]

@oddballmatt Sweet man looking forward to it!

[Tapout250]

LMFAO! AHAHAHAHHA so gooood!

[stivan25]

It's ok... bad jokes, bad backdrop, bad music, but.... its fine...

[oddballmatt]

@stivan25 ummm ok... lol Dont worry Im aware of all of this. But there's plenty of jokes to come... not to mention this isn't the only Production I do on this channel. Thanks for the input

[flunkTV]

watch our videos, they're hilarious!

[sweetsweetchad]

LOL Brilliant. I swear you need your own tv show.

[rattrap777]

LOL Brilliant. I swear you need your own tv show.

[sweetsweetchad]

@rattrap777 mhgflhkgjthghdhdsfgzhdfszsfd

[rattrap777]

@sweetsweetchad SHUT UP OR YOU DIE!

[snowmister2]

this better not get flagged :) lol

[oddballmatt]

@snowmister2 haha naw these jokes aren't even the tip of the ice burg! I've got a few doozies up my sleave!

[juliandawdaw]

fir... im a jackass

[brad224]

SECOND

[oddballmatt]

@brad224 right you'll getem next time killa, so what' ya think?

[snowmister2]

first?

[oddballmatt]

@snowmister2 Quick one! man u guys are good... so... what did u think of the video?