Wizard People, Dear Reader - HARRY BOILS (Chapter 26)

[AgesxsegA]

Better then the original.

[SirWaltersPrincess]

"What are you kids doing here?" "We fucking go to school here."

[afiman96]

you are so fucking STUUPID

[racecarpatrick]

FUCK THIS!



[BarbarianDragon]

Transcribe Audio Beta: "Gary is inconsolable. 'What could have made you say that what do you think this is a fucking free for all of facts why dont you go and get on the school pirie intel and really want my dad is down more and I'm happy dracula what fucking good are you once you earned a keeper goddamn secret you harry pieces she etc' mary is ready he has had a long day and good manners are secondary to his cars"

[snowpixie15]

"The tests are pretty easy compared to the shit these guys are doing in their free time."

LOLOLOL

[ZRFehr]

This man is a bloody genius.

[spanishsmartypants6]

"Crumbs and carrots! The stone is DOOMED!"

[tonigirl321]

"what are you kids doing here?"

"we fucking go to school here."

"you will be schooled here."

"you are so fucking stupid" says harry. and a insues...a staring match of silent restraint.....................­........and of coarse harry is the victor.

[goofisF4rt]

I WILL FUCKING FEEL HER BLOOD ON MY HANDS! TONIGHT!

[ThePOKOkitty]

"What are you kids doing here?"

"We fucking go to school here!"

[rjeyoubastards]

"The tests are pretty easy compared to the shit these guys are doing in their free time."

XDD!! LOL I think that sentence sums up the books pretty well.

[FeeldaFia]

'What are you kids doing here?'

'Well, we fucking go to school here.'

'You will be schooled here.'

A staring match ensues. And, of course, Harry is the victor.

[RobotPharmacy]

I am dying, crumbs and carrots!?!?!?

[LaHatterFan]

YES



[spongecheesecupcake]

CRUMBS AND CARROTS, THE STONE IS DOOMED!

[funkyfryer]

Snake should of said, "WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE?!" lol AVPM

[cinntoastcrunch8]

the best recording of this chapter is when hagar waves his stick along with "ye hairy piece of shit"

[SuziTheDestroyer]

I will fucking feel her blood on my hands, TONIGHT.

[Ayume116]

God, this always diminishes me to tears.

[finniggin]

"what are you kids doing here?" " we fucking go to school here." "you will be schooled here." "you are so fucking stupid."

[quidnuncnarniac]

Or I will hand you your ass when this is all said and done! Fuck this!

I will fucking feel her blood on my hands TONIGHT!

What, did you think this was a fucking free for all of facts? Why don't you just go on the PA system right now and tell everyone Valmarts my father and I'm half Dracula?!

[MisterCaptainDamnit]

"What are you doing here?

We fucking go to school here!"

Lmfao!

[hboyfizzle]

"crums and carrots" cries harry

[GrumpiSmurf]

Snake: "What're you kids doing here?"

Harry: "We fucking go to school here..."

lmao classic... 

[rhall4th]

"You better be up there guarding that stone personally, Hardcastle, 'cause if it's gone, and Dumbledore gets hurt, I'm going to hand you your ass when this is all said and done! Fuck this!"

[rhall4th]

Cognacs...

"Harry seems to be nursing a head that dealt with one too many cognacs..."

I couldn't stop laughing!!

[rhall4th]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

"The tests are pretty easy compared to the shit these guys are doing in their free time." LOLOLOLOLOL

I almost laughed to death watching this !!!

[tigre912]

I WILL FUCKING FEEL HER BLOOD ON MY HANDS.......TONIGHT!

[groovyastrodude]

"We go to school here."

"You WILL be schooled here."

[IxAMxERROR]

"the tests are pretty easy compared to the shit these guys do in their freetime" LMFAO

[Shamo17]

What are you kids doing here?

We fucking go to school here.

You WILL be schooled here.

[hellbent787]

Gathered round the fire, for or five conjiacks down..our three summon wines and works out the details. Neckties loosened. Belts unbuckled. They are relaxing.

[Diamondex11]

This is the greatest thing to come out of Harry Potter. Ever.

[partyweetow]

Crumbs and carrots! said Harry

lololol

[Ayume116]

Oh my God, I totally lost it at Harry's rant. xD "WHAT FUCKING GOOD ARE YOU?"

[macronaria]

black robes galore

[olsjebo]

I love how he makes harry so much more confident and competent badass in his new version

[JandA75cent]

is he making one for every movie

[ginnyharryfan22]

What are you doing here?

We fucking go to school here!

I favourited this!!!!! Love these!!!!!!

[dasgdasg]

@ginnyharryfan22 You WILL be schooled here. 

[xoxoOhMyJonasxoxo]

"The tests are pretty easy, compared to the shit these guys are doing in their free time."

[Jmartt2009]

you are so fucking stupid, says harry, and a staring match ensues

[SaulFidgeon]

'What are you kids doing here?'

'We fuckin go to school here.'

rofl

[CoolLikeKano]

I cant imagine how he comes up with this stuff. If there is anything funnier in the world, I dont want to know about it.

[brassrock212]

Crumbs and Carrots! The Stone is doomed!

[RoguePilgrim]

holy crap, I can't remember a parady that makes me laugh so much, I love these videos

"OR I WILL HA ND YOU YOUR ASS, FUCK THIS!!!" LMAO

[TamerahSkies]

I love angry Harry.

[MrSpartan54]

I don't mind people quoting the videos. I just hate how people quote parts that aren't funny.

[RobGuy2005]

Its nice to see that everyone is giving original, insightful comments and not just quoting the video here.

[drklox92]

@RobGuy2005

hahaha

[tangerinextrees88]

You better be up there guarding that stone personally, Hardcastle, cuz if it's gone and Dumbledore gets hurt I am gonna hand you your ASS when it's all said and done!!!

[MySeoulWithin]

Harmony takes a giant swallow of Cognac and says, "He was never a dad to you, Harry."

[Lullaby0407]

Why don't you learn to keep a god damn secret you harry piece of Shit!!!

[DarknessHowls]

"Harry turns to his brother and sister in arms and declares, 'I will fucking feel her blood on my hands, TONIGHT!'"

[anthonyheffernan]

Love Harry's rant between 2:05-2:30. I was in tears I was laughing so hard. Crumbs and carrots!

[wookie95020]

I was eating while watching it, hotpocket got everywhere T_T

[marlesimms]

What happened to chapter 25?? Is youtube slowly removing them all?

[Maliceva]

"What are you kids doing here?"

"We fucking go to school here."

[RealJollyRoger]

You WILL be schooled here.

[manthatissodumb]

What do you think this is, a fucking free-for-all of facts??

[centercity1]

this guys voice is terrible

[Ilovegryffindor]

You Harry piece of shit!lol!!!!KRUMS AND CARROTS!!!

[FdotsgtCIIR]

You can really tell that Harry is getting stressed out by his increasing use of curses lol XD

[KatarnandKanos]

"...We fucking go to SCHOOL here."

[markvol]

crumbs and carrots!

[killedbyAP]

"what are you kids doin' here."

"we fucking go to school here"

"you WILL be schooled here"

a staring match ensues...a staring match of silent restraint.....

"I will feel her blood on my hands tonight!"

[NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV]

"The tests are pretty easy compared to the shit these guys are doing in their freetime."

That very thought has entered my head a number of times while reading through these books, lmao.

[kk5968]

"We fucking go to school here"

"You will be schooled here"

HAHA

The whole section is amazing

[snowhomie]

3:04 - 3:23

the best

[djfifixfifi99]

he will have her blood on his hands tonight!!!

[CottenCandyPrincess]

"Harry is inconsolable. What? What could have made you say that? What do you think this is a fucking free for all of facts? Why dont you go and get on the school PA and tell everyone my dad is Valmart and Im half Dracula! What fucking good are you? Why dont you learn to keep a god damned secret, you hairy piece of shit! Harry is ragged. He has had a long day and good manners are secondary to his cause. "

LMFAOO

That rant is the best

[Chuck3791]

"And Harry sometimes wishes that his life was as simple as a fish's" hahahaah

[JohnFlaniganTV]

I think he said "Upfish," which is the nickname he gave to Neville Longbottom.

[heimlich1017]

that's upfish lol. neville longbottom

[ap22987]

Hahaha i love how Harry is given a blatant drinking problem.

[ColingCreevey]

3:35 on is the best part

[Osmprofit]

What fucking good are you?

[YettiSkate]

This recording isn't near as good as the one on creased comics. The timing is better, Neely's intonation is better, its all fucking better. Check that shit out.

[TruKriegsaffeNo9]

Agreed. This is convenient, but the original recording has the sheer fury of new birth behind it.

[Loudpaw]

lol

"What are you doing here?"

"We fucking go to school here!"

"You will be schooled here"

"...You are so fucking stupid"

and a staring match starts!

[WimpBastard]

CRUMBS AND CARROTS!!

[canman87]

Hahaha, that was the funniest fucking part.

[FaultyClockwerk]

"I will fucking feel her blood on my hands, tonight!"

lol

[DCProductions2]

"Why can't you keep a secret you hairy piece of shit?"

Was anyone else thinking that after The Seven Potters in Deathly Hallows?

[HepCat2000]

lol "The tests are pretty easy compared to the shit these guys do in they're free time."

[ournewskin]

this is the best chapter.

[john1234567869]

you hariy peice of shit. that was the funniest thing ever.

[Meatshield7555]

a staring match ensues.... of course, harry is the victor...

[mizusajt]

This is the best chapter ever. If youtube removes this, then I am fucking done.

[Kom3tBrawl]

Unfortunately, I am able to actually imagine a hairy piece of shit.

[astronomydomine00001]

This really brings me back..

[AlexandKelsie]

what are you doing here? we fucking go to school here

BAHA!

[andantinowithaswager]

great stuffs.

[ntfoemy]

lol badass, Godlike, animal!

[tuanomsoc]

CRUMBS AND CARROTS

[ohyousexylush21]

learn to keep a goddamn secret you hairy piece of shit!!!!

OMG. I saw t his awhile back and its STILL funny every time I watch it.

[paytizzle]

Hi Madi!

[ZackKolin]

what do you think this is, a fucking free for all of facts?!

[TheGreatFatMan2007]

What are you kids doing here?

We fucking go to school here!

hahaha, this shit is awesome

[sarahbelle311]

crums and carrots!

you better be up there gaurding that stone personally hardcastle

cuz if its gone

and dumbledore gets hurt

i am going to hand you your ass when this is all said and done!!

haha

[CorpseInThisBed]

This is my favorite chapter.

I watch it over and over, it's fantastic!

The part with "Snake" is just hilarious.

[annadressedincobras]

"what are you kids doing here?"

"we fucking go to school here!"

"you WILL be schooled here."

wow, i literally rofl'd at that !

[Shamo17]

K, I couldn't breathe throughout this whole thing. Too good. Best one I've seen yet.

[iloveoperons]

Harmony takes a huge swallow of cognac...

I've watched these so many times I'm afraid I'll get tired of them...but I just can't help it. :)

[Hershberger24]

I will @!$%&* feel her blood on my hands . . . TONIGHT!

[canknight212]

what are you kids doing here?

we fucking go to school here!

.. and a staring match insues.

of course, harry is the victor

(=

[angelremorse]

crumbs and carrots!!!!

[jmobo93]

The tests are easy compared to the shit the kids have been doing in their free time.

[xcandix]

lmao I love this.

Looks like Harry had one too many Cognacs.

[KatarnandKanos]

2:07 Best rant ever.

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

"why don't you just go on the school PA and tell everyone my dad is Valmart, and I'm half vampire...he has had a long day, and manners are secondary to his cause." LOL!

[googenshlagen]

You are so fucking stupid!

[IAbortionsTickleI]

XD @ 4:12

[Shikahan]

"What are you kids doing here?"

"We fucking go to school here."

"You WILL be schooled here."

Lulz.

[andantinowithaswager]

why don't you go and get on the school pa and tell everyone my father is valmart?

[ArsenicDrone]

I love how Snake is considered as an ugly woman by everyone throughout the movie, which makes "I will fucking feel her blood on my hands... TONIGHT!" even better.

[ntfoemy]

This is the best chapter in the movie.

[kaitsy]

"The tests were pretty easy compared to the shit these guys are doing in their free time." LoL, i loved that.

[shootnset]

what are you kids doing here?

we fucking go to school here

[79xd79]

Holy lol

[kabobabe]

sengaww

[lolwutnub]

"What are you kids doing here?"

"We Go to fucking school here >_>"

I lol'd so hard.

[myblueeyes311]

lmao

[johnheroine]

this is the BEST chapter.

[techfan0712]

Harmony takes a giant swallow of cognac and say "He was never a dad to you, Harry. You're going to have to fight him. You're going to have to beat him." And Harry knows this is true.

Oh God, I can't breathe.

[LoonyLuna08]

haha, everytime my sister asks me a stupid question I quote what Snake says:

"You WILL be schooled here!"

And she shuts up.

teehee.

[thetruancybot]

YOU HAIR PIECE OF SHIT

[LoonyLuna08]

Snake: What are you doing?

Harry: We fucking go to school here...

Snake: You WILL be schooled here!

Harry: You are so fucking stupid.

*and a staring match ensues.

These clips make me love me life.

[angelremorse]

this is my favorite of all the wizard people dear reader chapters yet.

CRUMS AND CARROTS! LMAO!

[MrStabby]

I love how in this version Harry Potter is a tough talking, cognac swilling, magic weilding live wire who isn't afraid of anything. He's a pot of coffee by day, bottle of wine by night kind of guy x 3

[bddrumline]

what do you think this is a f***ing free-for-all?!?!?! hahaha

[EricNinden]

Not just a free-for-all, but a free-for-all of facts.

[56aviatordude]

i told a dracula looking dude how to get past the three headed dog

Can't you keep a fucking secret you hairy bag of shit

[smoothkatt]

CRUMBS AND CARROTS!!

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Heh, I was going to say that.

[CorpseInThisBed]

"We fucking go to school here!"

"You will be schooled here."

"You are so fucking stupid," says Harry

Amazingness,

[PelicanJack]

.........  Finals!

[nutmegxoxoxo]

"the tests are pretty easy compared to the sh*t these guys are doing in their free time" hahaha

[stevnricke]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[shaybear426]

" I will f**king feel her blood on on my hands tonight!!!" Harry Declares

[Zeus9477]

whatever you do, do not think of that in a sexual context

thank you

[liefstevera]

a staring match hahahahaha lol

of coarse harry is the winner

[TwisterCT10]

Still laughing from that line!! Hahahahahaha

[FIZZBITCHH]

I swear this made me pee my pants at 3:30 to the end.

[andygaras]

i am amused....

[FredSmitih]

A Dracula looking dude in a bar

lol

[holyshitmichael]

Crumbs and Carrots!

[Carson9910]

oh my god you are my hero

[IceSanctuary]

"What are you kids doing here?"

"We fucking go to school here."

"You will be schooled here."

"You are so fucking stupid," says Harry.

Best thing ever.

[hockeycheck75]

the staring contest was so kickass

[anit1983]

What are you kids doing here?

WE FUCKING GO TO SCHOOL HERE!

LMAO! Best part ever!!!

[martrmbn]

You will be schooled here

[childoftheatom03]

the tests are pretty easy compared to the sh*t these guys are doing in their free time *snort*

[sayhitoyourmom]

"Crums and carrots!!!"

XDDD

[Pilouette]

You know how sometimes you laugh, and you start laughing so hard that you can't breathe and the only thing you can feel is an awesomely bizarre mixture of pain and hilarity?

I'm feeling that right now.

[vinylblues]

This might be my favorite so far.

[bulletkip]

DO ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!

[ronginnyharry]

this is a insult...is a ....oh my god!!!is the most stupid thing who someone can do or say or watching in his life...

[colorfulwonder]

what are you kids doing here?

WE FUCKING GO TO SCHOOL HERE.

you will be schooled here.

best. part. ever.

[jukeboxhero52]

what are you kids doing here?

we fucking go to school here.

[forgelover]

The staring match was amazing! Hahaha!

[mizusajt]

I will F***ing feel her blood on my hands TONIGHT!

this chapter and the one with the train guy from chapter 9 are my favorites

"where is platform 9 3/4?"

"fudge off you F***"

XDXDXDD

[robbielover2468]

MY FAVE PART!!!!!!! WHAT?! What do you thing this is a fucking free for all of facts?!!!! What good are you!? Youo fucking hairy peice of shit!! LOL LUV IT

[robbielover2468]

WHAT?! What could have made you say this, waht do you think this is, a fucking free-for-all of facts?!!!! Priceless <<<3

[JiltedForeverAndEver]

Crumbs and carrots!

[ali921812]

y dont u go to the fing pa and tell everyone that valmort is my father and im half dracula

wat fing good are u hahaha

[HIMkidHIM]

"we fucking go to school here." "you will be schooled here" "you are so fucking stupid" and a staring match ensues....

[HIMkidHIM]

lmao, lol, school PA... Valmart... Dracula...

[strongbadiaroXXorzZ]

Why don't u learn to keep a god**** secret you hairy piece of S*it. Hahahahahahahaha!

[strongbadiaroXXorzZ]

You better be guarding that stone personally hardcastle, because if it's gone i'm going to hand you your a** when this is all said and done. F*ck this! Hahahahahahaha!

[moonystalker]

OMG. Snake's face at 3:45... priceless!! The voice is funny too. I wish he would do #2. His take on Lockhart would be piss-your-pants funny.

[hhilulu]

i love this!!!

Learn to keep a goddamn secret you hairy piece of shit! lmao

[InMyPod]

my favorite chapter!!

hahahahahahha

[whales]

this one is really good. I'd have to go with cribbage match (19) being the best but this one is up there

[jncosideout]

brad neely= comic genius

[chickj0600]

This is my favorite chapter! :D