The best of Ralph Wiggum

[greekperson0305]

340 people found it unpossible to hit "Like."

[cam68440]

My favourite is "Can you open my milk, Mommy" to Ms Hoover.Ralph is certainly one of the best 'peripheral ' Simpsons characters-and if anyone disagrees,you will have to speak up,because I'm wearing a towel !

[czoraa21]

...ya thell do that lol!!!!!

[christermad]

The best one is: Chicken necks, and Principal skinner, I got carsick in your office :P

[JayStarBerry]

Me fail English? That's unpossible

[Sigma1131]

ralph 4 president

[united4life78]

soooo.....do youuuuuuuu....like...stuff????

[megadestroyer454]

choo choo choosing someone. thats a paddlin

[megadestroyer454]

thats some nice flootin' boy

[pusssssyyyyyy]

I bent my wookiee ...

[koolarkin]

They taste like...burning

[citizenstitch]

i am making my own ralph video with video! all i need ot make it complete is the episodes with ralph playing the flute and "i dress myself." if you help me you will have a new video shortly, and the whole internet.

[MultiJeremiah12]

i love ralph

[HLecterPHD]

the children are right to laugh at you ralph

hahaha

[kindermazas]

0:40 - yes, i like stuff ;DD

[thestupiddolphin]

I ate all my caps :(  BANG!!!!!!

[thAtcomment1]

'I like men now' - Simpsons movie

[hitokage195]

That's some nice flutin' boy.

[olavur123]

“You’re wrinkly, somebody should iron you.”

[benoit4reel]

Thats unpossible

[megamarsvin]

"The children are right to laugh at you Ralph." Ms. Hoover is one of the most underrated characters on the show :D

[clubpenguinlovalady]

"haha it say Choo Choo Choose me! and there's a picture of a train!!"

[bigtaxdizzle]

what about "my cat's breathe smells like cat food"

[DarthMink]

@HaloReach587866 that's okay, you're obviously just eleventeen and don't get the jokes.

[joe133322]

"Google Images" isn't really conciderd a works cited, or something you can credit something to...

[CapitalBhoy78]

THIS TASTES LIKE BURNING!

[evilninjamikey]

I Bent my Wookie!!

[xMetalHead0110x]

Chicken necks?

[TheAlloha]

0:25 lol, round belly

[littlechrisb]

-Quote from video-

[Vaughnblondetail]

I just watched this video... Now I can't stop thinking about Chicken Necks. XD

[rhealuvsjb]

@haloreach587866 omg I don't know any1 who doesn't like the simpsons!

[DivineSniper54]

@rhealuvsjb Dude his name is Haloreach586866 hes obviously 10 and thinks Halo is the only thing thats cool (Even though its not) he grew up on shit. We grew up on gold

[cantor0305]

i vote for for "the bovine university "

[dasten123]

you can't afford video sequences, you are as poor as your video

[WPB626]

I Bent My Wookie xD

[smileykits]

can you open my milk mummy

[Fegzy]

so... you like... stuff?

[BoogsterSU2]

Grandma had grey hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box!

[gojenson]

let's bee friends!!! it says bee and there's a picture of a bee on it!!!!!!!!

[IntelVCORE]

Pictures?????

[bjarnediebanane]

Übelts arm!!!

[quasiphatpaul]

chicken next?

[troyvin]

(Attending a chicken pox party) I feel like a chicken already. I just made an egg in my pants!

[texasB666]

"... He told me to burn things :)" 

[saloontamoon]

his daddy putted bullits in my daddy

[StandUpAndSmile]

I bent my Wookie

[MattGues]

@StandUpAndSmile @ 0:56

[bishiecake]

"It tastes like burning..."

[mseales]

Missing "Super Nintendo Chalmers."

[DaviDoodles]

I like men now

[heirlume]

"dont make me run, im full of chocolate" great ralph moments

[wannaget]

@heirlume That wasn't Ralph, that was the fat German kid...Uter or something like that.

[pythonman7]

"Why do people run from me?"

Pees pants

[thepeacemaker91]

Ralph maybe smarter than everyone in the simpsons (lets face it, they're all dumb anyway.. bar MAYBE lisa...) Perhaps ralph just thinks on a whole new level. Give him some weed and maybe he'll come out with some amazing philosophies. The end.

[94samboy]

I bent my wookie :(

[hellhander]

"MY CAT'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE CAT FOOD."

why isn't that one in there?

[personM4N]

"So...you like...stuff?"

Cue Ralph getting laid 20 bagillion times.

[TurquoiseStar17]

What keeps coming to mind for me from the pictures with his finger up his nose is a quote that wasn't in this video.

"Hi Bart! My nose makes it's own bubble gum!"

[0perationMongoose]

Hi Lisa, Hi supernintendo Chalmers !

[makestuffguy]

244 ppl have bent their wookies

[tjdabest90]

@makestuffguy he said i bit my wookie but oh well

[CataclysmicYouth]

Why isn't "It tastes like burning.." there?! That's Ralphs best line EVER! haha

[gaivskakashi]

LOLLL chicken next???

[Mrster]

@gaivskakashi

Chicken necks.

[camosilver]

i noticed 243 dislikes... what kind of person DOESN'T like this? ralph is hilarious... do alligators alligate? lol classic

[Theburn77]

"that's some good fluting boy..."

[Stitchfanfromgermany]

könnte auch elmo sein

[SatanAndLeo]

Awwww ;) Ralph is sooooo cute -3

[Freedomcall82]

my face is on fire! :D LOL.

i love this video! lol.

me fail english thats unpossible!

[Ice00z]

240 ppl have played that duck game with ralph

[guitargodlevi]

How could you forget the best quote of them all..? "Go, Banana!"

[kathleengreenbean]

@guitargodlevi YES!!!

[Mattydamon69]

ralph is def my fav character

[ClassicGamer88]

ralph is god

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

Me fail english? That's unpossible.

[CJAproductionsINC]

Can you open my milk, Mommy? XD

[triactorpat]

Who could dislike this?? I think Ralph show have his own spin-off show!!

[MrLeoprinz]

thats shit!!!

[123serio]

lame shit

[MySTICHES]

thats some nice fluting boy :D

[mydinosaursgoesRAWR]

I ate all my caps :( *pop* oww

[hypercarbon]

when i grow up, i wanna go to bovine university.

[wolfstar741]

0:57 - 1:18

[TheFinisherMrC]

"so... you like... ... stuff" rofl :P

[MusicalTalent1234]

"That's some nice flutin' boy" Lmao

[AnnaLyy29]

Cool!

Blaa Hihihihi

[TheHornet79]

"whats for lunch tommarow?"

"Next"

"chickenNext!"

ROTFL! XD

[candymountainn]

my favorite out of every Ralph Wiggum quote was, "My cat's breath smells like cat food." lmfao,

[vomitory1309]

ai ralpj wiggum reminds me of mexican youth

[angelbabeof69]

Mr. Simpson, The tar fumes are making me dizzy

yeah, they'll do that

[phillyd44]

That's some nice flutin boy.

[krayzeejojo]

You forgot "My nose makes its own bubble gum"

[TheHomelessCripple]

i bent my wookie :'(

[DarkAqua2570]

me fail english, thats umpossible

[Chronic303]

You forgot "Tastes like burning"

[L0vesickMelodyX3]

HA HA!

[cutegiraffeboy]

im not going to write "i sleep in a drawer"

[Bapira]

The best RW quote ever "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers" :D

[arf900]

0:24 one of the best simpson moments ever

[admilius]

I'm an unicorn! -Ralph

[MrJasonalexander09]

"A leprachan told me to burn things" Ralph Wiggum

[camly75]

I eated the purple berries and they taste like burn.

[jasobres]

"I like men now."

[therealstankirby]

it tastes like burning

[Theburn77]

yeah they'll do that

[painlessissuicide]

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

[GENERICCEREAL67]

The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph...

[taranchula97]

@GENERICCEREAL67 Those things can't even cut butter.

[Mrreviews101]

Ralph? Dumb? That's unpossible. :D

Ralph is one of my favoritest characters.

[iantothemax101]

in my house, we call them (fires) uh ohs!

[Assasine20]

ralph

[Ali0Mehar]

hahah well done mate.... :) 5 staarrrr

[dewmontain123]

"when i grow up i want to be a triangle"

[Hojun666]

The cutest kid in simpsons, next to maggie.

[jlmww]

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

[bigdikism]

me fail english??? thats unpossible! LOL hes the best!!!!

[grant24678]

I love that last one its one of my Favorites

Can You Open my Milk Mummy

I'm Not Mummy Ralph I'm Mrs Hoover

[leachcobbler]

i like men now. best quote ever

[BlueWineBand]

lol 0:32 peter criss

[MrBobsagot96]

lisas dancing makes my feet sad...my daddy shoots people!

[Amitriptyline666]

"Smells like burning!" hahah

[enderp04]

chicken next?

[frizyngmoon]

whats for lunch tomorrow???

NEXT!!!!!

chicken necks???

LOLs

[123tejas]

i thought the simpsons movie sucked. but the simpsons as a tv show rules.

[flower5756]

My man <3

[PHAQ313]

I'm a unitard

[TheWiiCrew]

what about the time

ralph:duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

bart:SAY GOOSE U STUPID FREAK

ralph:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA

[shadowgirl102]

LOL i remember that!!! that was freaking funny

[SimpsonsUltimate]

my favorite is "Hi Principal Skinner. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers."

[Rapid000]

BEST QUOTE EVER

[marcffoc]

mr ozio positif, TUNE

[dirtypants428]

Can you taste the thumbtacks?

[GuitarHeroIIIRocker]

I like in the Simpsons Movie when Bart is skateboarding naked and Ralph says "I like boys now"

[vipercccp]

@GuitarHeroIIIRocker actually what killed me and laughed so hard about it when he was singing the Spice Girls song.. omg

[caspervk96]

@GuitarHeroIIIRocker Its: "i like men now"

[pokeywoop]

@GuitarHeroIIIRocker ' i like men now'

[bebekokoa]

or, "tastes like burning!"

[NoiseWords]

"The children are right to laugh at you Ralph!"

[itzeloeani]

good job, but you forgot: " hello mr skinner, hello supernintendo chalmers!" lol

[ToddInLN52254]

Not to mention Ralph' s teacher asking him,"ralph, did you eat your paste again?". He replied"no." with the paste stick in his mouth!

[procne78]

dont forget "dying tickles" from the tree house of horror

[Pammy1960]

one that wouldn't be available from a simpsons sound clip site from 1997 which obviously all of these basically came from:

(In the Bathroom)

'Are you done, Ralph?'

'I finished before we came in!'

[Ticker1288]

DUUDDEE whers Me fail inglis thats onposible

[xJTF2x]

You forgot "I'm a unitard!" when Ralph has the ice cream cone stuck on his head.

[alfonzo830]

this is old simpsons,the good stuff.

[theworldofnintendo]

what about " they taste like burning " and "this is my sandbox im not allowed in the deep end"

[sckfgbdjf]

Can u open my milk mommy!

[bhavvv]

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.

[amiga6000]

That`s som nice flut`n boy;)

[ShelTomato]

I'm looking for a clip from the episode where the school music room gets trashed and Ralph holds up a piece of square metal and says "Look what they did to my triangle"

Best quote ever!

[megagx10]

you forgot "i just swallowed a battery, now my stomach feels hurty" and "my cats breath smeels like cat food"

[afshin021]

lol and i bent my wookie lol

[nokiatoyota]

did any1 ever eat poo i need to know right now

[SuperFreak3333]

Sometimes milk comes out my nose?

When I grow up I wanna be a president or a catapillar?

My faves

[Nathanwwe169]

a princibal or a catterpillar

I saw that

[EminemFan202]

I bent my Wookie

[LAWRENCE10BENTARIF]

Ur Missin: My cats breath smells like cat food >>

[shadowpeach89]

" I dressed myself." I love it.

[heroinhero69]

what about "hello super nintendo chalmers"?

[Sabberschnecke]

Ralph 4 ever!!!!!!!!

[LucasHammar]

"My daddy shoots people."

[bigpoppa1234]

i bent my wookie.

[oyeaabc]

Ralph's the best. lol :)

[Sphinn]

You're missing "Tastes like....buuuurning"

[telle3214]

I saw mrs krabapple and principal skinner in the closet and they were making babies and 1 of the babies looked at me!

[Applesauce123ful]

"Hi Lisa, we're going to be in a pie!"

[SHONENJUMPer101]

i can remember each quote!

[heatherbreyerhorse]

aww u forgot "il tel u wat i want wat i really really want so tell me wat u watn wat u really really want" and " i finished wen we cae in" lol

[gossman666]

I'm Idaho! lmao priceless

[TheWorm234]

ralph is stupid noob!!!

[MixedUpMeows]

did u include. My cats breath smells like cat food

[bedastyle]

in german it's better

[superbatmand]

I CAN DO A SOMERSAULT

[MsPerryPaige]

Aw you also forgot "you smell like dead bunnies!"

Love the "we're going to be in a piiie"