League of Legends : Guide to Girls 2

[Fratricide82]

lol this shit started off annoying me but got funnier towards the end.

[ArrowKneeGaming]

YO BITCH hahahhaa

[stonyy16]

Rofl

[MonkzHD]

Lol at end :)

[YuanBuck]

i'm gonna use the parking one as my pickup line :D

[Koloricsi]

@Grapist217 lol, then what are You doing here, i just looked up lol guides then found this shit. One of the worst mistakes of my life, and btw good job for following this retard-like sounded guy. Cheers

[fathersky5]

@Koloricsi He's an acquired taste. Also, fuck you, Dunkey is the messiah. Or something. Have a good day.

[CinderBlock1337]

>Gyarados used Drill Peck

>Gyarados

>Drill Peck

>Peck

Thefuck

[impurerange3]

@CinderBlock1337 doingitwrong



[TheThormond]

"cuz i dont need blastoise, ive already have gyarados as my water guy" xd

[kewlcid555]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this shits funny. xD hahaha, i met my fiance through league of legends so guys dont lose hope!

[kewlcid555]

@kewlcid555 i m kidding, i m forever alone, i didnt meet any girls..

[shutyourmouth2]

Is that what your voice naturally sounds like?

[Incuvano64]

@shutyourmouth2 Yes

[Koloricsi]

This guy is a fail, creepy voice, nerd face and looking for women, with probably no experience at all...

[xGedas]

@Koloricsi wow, if you havent realised this video is for entertainment purposes, christ you are so retarded...

[Grapist217]

@Koloricsi You're the one who doesn't know who dunkey is and is probably looking up youtube videos trying to find out how to get girls to like you.

[aXonBoyH]

@Koloricsi

Retard..

[ShufflinApple]

@ShufflinApple sorry.. and what made you* comment on this vid

[hussamoon]

the ending sounded gay :< "i don't need girls" just saying

[firestarter320]

@hussamoon he said i dont need blastiose or however its spelt

[Holyshitswords]

haha *girls are just like pokemon*

[Angelicylime]

annie ulted minions...raged so hard lol

[Lazyboy0337]

Blastoise

[31DogKing]

his nerd voice turns me on

[riceman600]

1:55 nocturn :D

[Ackowski]

Dunkey, we are, FOREVER ALONE!!! <3

[dvem4e]

god DAMNNN ..."anddd removed" LOZL :D:D:D:D:D

[shadowwulf1313]

Ezreal: Because i don't need a blastoise, i already have Taric as my "Water" guy.

Taric: Outrageous.

[MCWauwsome]

GYARADOS used DRILL PECK!

[MrEpicFailure808]

Boogoti bitchez.

[TaintedTerror]

My friend ended up making friends with a girl on League. She ended up liking me.

I have a gf tho. It sucks. ._.

[MrDeemon21]

i added jessica :D

[MrDeemon21]

when he said all the gorls have woman champions look at the end karthus wiht a name ''lisi'' thats a grild with a boy cahmpion

[Aznkid898]

LLLOOL, and removed

[bloodkeeper1995]

i dont need a blastoist i have a gyarados as a water guy

[probg9779]

and you are idiot looking for a girl friend !!!!!!!

[ntflanagan]

dunkey your funny



[philphy101]

Holy shit I just realised stealing buffs with karthus is super easy.

[bubble213132]

I GOT THE BLASTOISE - GYARADOS JOKE XD

[Kpopbest]

@bubble213132 ...i dont, please enlighten me D:

[HouseFantastic]

Why is he hitting on the ancient golem o_O

[TitanbrolyGilneas]

Dunkey Should make a 3rd :)

[MrAlphonseElric]

Lol @ 1:37 he uses tibbers on 2 minions.

[svnni]

@MrAlphonseElric Thanks, cpt. Obvious

[JesusIzAPunkRocker]

hate fire type girls

[brittc18]

i would do everything to you dunkey

[xASerjFan19803]

ppl say forever alone..... i missed those days cause im forever stalked. p.s. help me

[Garrence88]

Boombati Bitches.

[ZaimKahric]

0-7 sec

pls cut that out!

[LongClawzHidden]

MAN DUNKEY ALL YOU NEED IS GYARADOS TO BE YOUR MAIN MAN YOU DONT NEED BITCHES

[snake2250]

I hate BoogatiBitches, the people they hang out with are so retarded. The last time I talked to one they were all over her ._. It was pathetic.

[sweetyear2009]

Life of the loner :'/

[Halo477450]

forever alone ftw

[OkamiSojirou]

cool :P

[Novbi]

YUUUUUUU BETCh!!!!!!!!!

[SSBJVids]

I actually use the Top Dialog from Top Men as a catch phrase now

[natgana]

noob fu ltp 

[Iamlovindagirls]

Those minions deserved that tibbers 1:37

[LoLFeature]

I'd fuck you dunkey

[shatteringsky91]

what song you used at 2:06? please someon reply!!

[JanniEgebo]

That was... just creepy o.o'

[CreampleGames]

Guide to Girls 3?

[shatteringsky91]

what song you used at 2:06?

[kellyMILKIES]

who needs blastoise when you have gyarados

[ReisSns]

"hey baby u got a parking? cuz i wanna park my car! / U BITCH!" i laugh for 3 hours =)

[youngandwilfandfree]

@ReisSns park my COCK* not car. :P

[nhzkjd]

that was the most depressing ending to any of your videos

[MrAwesome1111]

GYARADOS IS WATER/FLYING. That is why it used Drill Peck. POKENOOBS!!

[idontdie4u]

@MrAwesome1111 Gyarados doesn't learn drill peck by default though, so it's not as obvious as u make it.

[MrAwesome1111]

@idontdie4u By tm, but it still learns it am I right :P

[mstrcesar]

@MrAwesome1111 gyarados is water/dragon -.- and no one here cares if u know shits from pokemon

[Ronin779]

@mstrcesar ur mom is dragon! Gyrados is water/flying (yes, u can fly on him). YOU ARE WRONG ON THE INTERNET! Go to ebay, get gameboy + pokemon game, unisntall internet

[MrAwesome1111]

@Ronin779 i fucking love you

[TheOverkill1]

if I was a girl, I would date you :3

[MrrCraazy]

SO FUNNY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[FmlJennaaaayyy]

its all so true!!!!!!!!!!



[jetxb77]

You sound like Adam sandler from Billy Madison... lol funny shit

[joyride199]

derp:hey do you have boyfriend?

derpina: yep

derp: annnnnnnnd removed

LMAO



[MangoPowuh]

"They also evolve into Blastoise."

YOU DON'T SAY?! ;D

[Xihdnar]

Laughing so hard! XD

[Dragonpecnaz]

golden alistar ftw

[CreampleGames]

ya can't just be walking around with your dick in your hands

[Krati08071995]

Dude, your so funny, i thing my blastoise in my pants just went bubble blast

[MsKittynyan]

hahaha this is funny x3 

[kacaramel]

this is cute LOL.

[ZeloepOlleh]

What the fuck? Gyarados with drill peck?

[tobiaz08]

Gayrados with drill peck, WTH! Think a Blastoise would be nice time to time XD

[hippl5]

Why do people think these video's are funny? I hate his voice and his humor.

[Irockmarkdowns]

@hippl5

Because people have a variety of opinions and like different things? I know it must be a real mind fuck for you.

[FrannKurt]

leather seat, oh mamaaaaaaaaa !

[MakeEmRageQuit]

Now i'm totally confused. I'm turned on by the mousy voices, but I don't wanna end fucking a blastiose.

CURSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[umbreon303]

but but,, my girlfriend likes to play graves and shen :(,, she alwayes playes male chars.. xD

[ChuChuGon]

lol but I'm nice and--..well damn, spot on. Can't argue with this one.

[skyraiman]

the dead girls evolve into, oh wait nvm, that just the maggots bursting out of her rectum

[JDogg679]

I GOT A GIRL FRIEND PLAYING &I AM TRYING TO LEARN HER THE BASICS

P.S. SHE GOT A LOVELY ASS

[LeutnantDriessen]

@JDogg679

She's lucky to have you Jdawg.

[JDogg679]

@LeutnantDriessen thank u dude but plz its JDogg now JDawg

[chuuksful]

i didnt understand any of this but i feel at home

[MrKrewlty]

1:00 Who knew there were so many!

Gotta See em All!

[Abolisherbot]

I thought he was going to say hey baby you got parking cause' i wana park my dick in your ass.

[Luigi8277]

wtf gyarados used drill peck?



[MapleHue]

@Luigi8277 You can teach Gyarados air moves, like fly. Dragon type pokémon.

[GaiaCleavr]

@Luigi8277 Well Gyarados is flying type after all.

[Graymoths]

Does this mean Shurelia is a mouse bi .. No :O

[cammanderful]

how come pixelheart sounds familier?

[Miss10minute]

@cammanderful shes fucking OP

[ArcticKippo]

@cammanderful PixelEnemy :)

[He4TS3eKeR]

lol try transcribing audio its funny

[3826761]

Hitting on woman : Alright, you cant just be goin there with your dick in your hands

[n0rbinator]

forever alone

[TrollingDayAndNight]

which pokemon game is that and is it for PC? a reply would be appreciated !

[over9000Gokus]

@TrollingDayAndNight its for pokemon stadium on the Nintendo 64, idk if there is a pc version

[TrollingDayAndNight]

@over9000Gokus i think i can emulate it

[FIYABAWLZZ]

@TrollingDayAndNight its pokemon stadium and im sure you can find an emulator out there in the internet and the rom for the game as well :)

[Tonian205X]

I laughed my ass of at "they also evolve into blastoise" :D :D :D

[RavagingTerror]

BOOGOTI BITCHES!

[Door2Darkness213]

you know what, THIS IS BOOGOTI BITCHES IM GETTIN THE FUCKKK OUTTA HERE!!

[kingbatza]

i dont need blastoise i already have garydo as my water guy!!!!!

[CrypticChaos333]

anddddddd removed

[335ToniO]

Pooksie...

[FireCell101]

meh first 1 was better

[Goldenkid777]

Noc Noc,

Whose there

DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[JimmyVuTran]

Dayum he's so right LOOL

[Ecksplisit]

oh my god. the only thing i've seen where the sequel was better than the original. this shit made me giggle like a little bitch.

[MegaJimmyw]

aaaaaw a masterpeice of a finish dunkey :) i love ur vids infact people might think ur alone and idiot but i think u have talent and sometimes when i post ur vids to my gf she is happy coz ur someone that rocks and is talented :P good job....More vids More vids More vids More vids :D

[KalebGaal]

so what to we learn?

: gyarados is op

[Psoewish]

@KalebGaal Yeah, better nerf Irelia.

[MrEpicFailure808]

Boogoti Bitchez.

[DocXtheGreat]

that gyarados appears to be able to use drill peck...

[PakuTheDuud]

1:41 i almost drowned drinking my tea.

[fred5954]

Best annie ult on minion lol!

[Unicron187]

beware the mouse bitches, they also evolve into blastiose.

[Itadatimasu]

@Unicron187 i though they evolved into raichu o.o

[iPodlols]

o.o

[ShoterX1]

Darkmagicgirl is a homo.

[TheGilzam]

I shed a tear every time at the end :'(

[Ecko9i6]

When I saw the first guide I thought to myself, "Man, this guy is crazy!" but then I saw the second guide and your explanation of how women are like pokemon and I though "HOLY SHIT HE'S A FUCKING GENIUS!" The world makes sense now, thank you my friend. It seems like you have so much internet poon that you literally have no idea what to do with it.

[frostdragn]

Gyarados use drill peck wtf

[DasGoldStandard]

I love these videos they are the fucking bomb!

[Agurkspisern]

Its time to leave blastoise cuz i have gyarados as my water pokemon.... XDDD

[MeanNoZarm]

"They evolve into blastoise" Freakin lost it there

[kirad]

This is makes me proud to own a magikarp.

[EiiYaa]

lol im almost all what you said in the end and i play LoL

[AnnievsTibbers]

+ 100000000000000000000000000000­0000000000000000000 love your videos XD!

[DrAnnoyed]

blastoise = woman, gyarados = porn

[likechyaaa]

You're fucking stupid.

[HenatiTm]

@likechyaaa u mad

[ViolentKilway]

@likechyaaa So mad

[ToxsikZombie]

Nocture on "Dead Zone" at 1:56

[ZeroResidentEvil]

ChristieChristie D: the girl from the singed video

[GhostElite]

LOL @ people actually taking this seriously ahahahahaha "GO OUTSIDE TO GET GIRLS" idiots. I thoroughly enjoyed this video. :)

[MrDejvan]

Haha, how the hell could that guy have a girlfriend? ;D

[fakeouch]

XD Darkmagiciangirl is a guy xD lmao'ed

[XenonFactor]

You know how to get the girls? Get off your computer and do something practical.

Stupid noob/feeder/leaver/afker who play LoL looking for chicks...

[zach3893]

@XenonFactor and you're the stupid kid who is looking up videos of someone looking for girls on LOL.......

[haarbal1997]

@XenonFactor You know how to get a high IQ? Go to school.

[MrGodzillahin]

@XenonFactor all his videos are joke videos he has a girlfriend

[Exphyxia]

YOU BITCH

[flitch2nd]

lol who saw noct in dead zone

[lauradotii]

i'm a girl and i approve of this video. lols ensured.

[WiggieWomper]

Loyal to your garados, cool beans

[danx033]

that ending was too legit

[FadetoOctober]

If I was single I'd let you pound me like ground beef.

[DizzyDizDiz]

I love your bed frame.

[Yumey71692]

He got a mandingo?



[mulln1]

YOU BITCH!

[SyFyYT]

hitting on women dialouges r one of the most cheesy/dirtiest ways to get a girl, and it worked

[TheFadeproof]

FOREVER ALONE?

[Raizen20901]

I like the way how he says "hitting on women" and "hey baby, you got parking? Cause im gonna park MAH CAWCK"

[sasracer1]

@Raizen20901 He says "car".