Why the f*c* does someone who quotes a piece of Chopper Read's text gets over 20 "Vote Up" points? Why the f*c* don't you just quote the entire 3.24 minutes, you may get 100 points!
little bartos getting a visit by choppa xD ahh choppa im sorry theres no cash here plz dont cut my toes offf hahahahahahahahahahah a true artist of comedy
now what pollik has done is fuckin liberated himself from traditional aesthetics and techniques, in effect creating a big pile of fuckin shit! i love it
HAHA! ..the bloody persistance of memory by Salvador pack me another bong Dali..I'll tell you what f***in time it is right, time to strap yourself to the f***in bed and come down from whatever f***in drugs your on alright..LOL Hardern the f**k up!
yes some of our south of the equator cousins arent renowned for their grasp of irony, but I trapped one before your little kiwi beak squeak. You might try double irony and you could be getting there.
Personally I think Ronnie Johns is probably a closet pom as he's obviously got a great sense of humour and you fucking haven't - I'm off to cry now cos you called me a pom and deeply offended me as I'm from Auckland you wanker.
haha brilliant. i would love to tell all them fucking pain in the arse art lovers who spend fortunes on that shit - LISTEN TO HIM, the man speaks the truth. all them paintings are shit !! cept maybe dali's !!
Salvadore PACKMEANOTHERBONG dali
Takashisensei1 4 weeks ago
0:16 I can never watch him singing and take him seriously after having watched so much ROnnie John's
Chaserpeach 2 months ago
1:36 to 1:40 - Chopper Read just improved the fuckin' value of that milf - and it seems 8 people have no fuckin' appreciation for fuckin' art :D
quizmaster85 6 months ago
Fekkin' hell. When does he turn 5?
spooky29 11 months ago
LOL @ chopperbies
jonokylie 1 year ago
he should do one on niggers
subbie241 1 year ago
i've seen the actual blue poles painting and its 5m/2m in 2d area
hazzmando 1 year ago
chopper fucking read!
DanielleandAnthia 1 year ago
FKN HELL whats goin on here..... rofl fkn funny
pepeycholo 1 year ago
Why the f*c* does someone who quotes a piece of Chopper Read's text gets over 20 "Vote Up" points? Why the f*c* don't you just quote the entire 3.24 minutes, you may get 100 points!
xprivat 1 year ago
chopperlisa!!!
66ROMZ99 1 year ago
7 people need to strap them selves to the bed and come down from whatever drugs there on
clist14 1 year ago
tell me picasso are you a shit painter or do you paint fukin ugly people
shannoncottet11 1 year ago
what is he saying? it sounds like nibble bartos.
xMrBumpyx 1 year ago
@xMrBumpyx neville bartos, a drug dealer who chopper robbed and shot. watch the movie "chopper"
sjmoney102183 1 year ago
@xMrBumpyx Neville Bartos, a guy he use to extort
Lukash636 1 year ago
this guy nails everything!
diannesadek 1 year ago 2
Classic Ronnie Johns sketch
PBSPORTFAN 1 year ago
my favorite is his comments about the mona lisa! HAHAHA
aggy12388 2 years ago
2:30 to 2:40 lmao in affect creating a big fucking pile of shit! bah
thompsoon3 2 years ago 10
lolol fucking hell when does he turn 5?
rotaryman2144 2 years ago 5
little bartos getting a visit by choppa xD ahh choppa im sorry theres no cash here plz dont cut my toes offf hahahahahahahahahahah a true artist of comedy
Pivotist 2 years ago 3
Mate...theres no cash! right?, here, no cash!
saxonrox 1 year ago
They should really bring back ronnie johns half hour and I WANT HOPPER REED BACK
Pivotist 1 year ago 3
dont u just love the outfit?!
Down to a tee!!
marek0086 2 years ago 3
hahaha Salvador 'pack me another bong' Dali
Hendrixstrato 2 years ago 3
this is so fucking funny
rocklee01100 2 years ago
just hopped off a cock look, quality
johngilly28 2 years ago 6
What Pollock has done, is bloody, liberated himself from traditional aesthetic and technique. In effect, creating a big fucking pile of shit.
TheBuick8888 2 years ago 30
picaso are u a shit painter or do u just paint ugly fuckin people-legendary
zidane456 2 years ago 8
haha , the picaso one , 'what the fuck is goin o here' hahahahahaha
Conorp77 2 years ago 4
hahahahaha epic
dudesta69 2 years ago 3
funny
newzealandyeahboi 2 years ago 2
If chopping your f**king ears off and and bloody being shot makes you an artist, then I am f**king Chopper Da Vvinci
RolfSteiner0024 2 years ago 23
you can say fuck.
wekwafe 2 years ago 7
u crazy man but dat is funny
coolniggakol 2 years ago 3
@RolfSteiner0024 Chopper Da-Fucking-Vinci
YodaOwns 1 year ago
"chopper-lisa" ahahahahaha :D
DeyaGrey 3 years ago 10
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I would buy that!!! 50 cents no more.
lghzlhglzxdh 2 years ago
lame. lol
pyro123kid 2 years ago 2
now what pollik has done is fuckin liberated himself from traditional aesthetics and techniques, in effect creating a big pile of fuckin shit! i love it
Phenom713 3 years ago 11
salvador pack me another bong dali hahahah
kabism 3 years ago 6
Fackin' 'ell when does he turn 5?
JKenda11 3 years ago 7
shes sporting a "just hopped off a cock look" lol
blindchunk1 3 years ago 6
FUCKING BANG!!!
dragonpup1 3 years ago 2
HAHA! ..the bloody persistance of memory by Salvador pack me another bong Dali..I'll tell you what f***in time it is right, time to strap yourself to the f***in bed and come down from whatever f***in drugs your on alright..LOL Hardern the f**k up!
zx6femmefatale 3 years ago 4
haha piss that sh*t off XD
berrykah 3 years ago 2
fucking bang!
niche31 3 years ago
brilliant stuff..
Fro62 3 years ago 2
funny shit
4habibg 3 years ago
F***in LEGEND Mate
oldmcdonald15 3 years ago
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god this guy is a fuck wit
patrioticMC08 3 years ago
great, cheerio, but hey you weren't the guy with the white gloves in the vid?
ernestridge1 3 years ago
so easily teased - my old mans a kiwi and my mothers english I was born NZ, so unless you're native, where do your relatives come from?
next time try not to bite the bait...
ernestridge1 3 years ago
my relatives come from new zealand and australia. I'm not even gonna bother with this anymore
jefferyissupercool 3 years ago
maybe because I'm working here you twat
next time I'm home give me your address and I'll bring you my fucking passport peck peck
ernestridge1 3 years ago
So you are a fuckin pom then. And is 'peck peck' supposed to be some kind of insult? I have an idea, go back to fucking britain where you belong.
jefferyissupercool 3 years ago
yeah and if you want to whinge harden the fuck up
ernestridge1 3 years ago
"I'm off to cry now cos you called me a pom and deeply offended me as I'm from Auckland you wanker".
Yeah and if you want to whinge harden then fuck up. Pom
jefferyissupercool 3 years ago
This is hilarous!!!!
posted(a month ago)
chooper lisa lol!
BoReDoMz08 3 years ago
fuckin hell when does he turn 5 LOL
bakerm8 3 years ago 3
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Chopper there's simply no need for all this fucking swearing
ernestridge 3 years ago
That's what is funny about Chopper.
Keebrin 3 years ago 3
Haha, how funny. You're telling him not to swear EVEN THOUGH you swore yourself? Damn, that joke never gets old...
Shouldn't expect more from a pom.
jefferyissupercool 3 years ago
yes some of our south of the equator cousins arent renowned for their grasp of irony, but I trapped one before your little kiwi beak squeak. You might try double irony and you could be getting there.
Personally I think Ronnie Johns is probably a closet pom as he's obviously got a great sense of humour and you fucking haven't - I'm off to cry now cos you called me a pom and deeply offended me as I'm from Auckland you wanker.
ernestridge1 3 years ago
Hmm... why does your comment have a rating of -6? Maybe everyone else doesn't have a sense of humour too? You made a shit joke and you're a pom.
And why the hell do you have yourself listed as a member of the United Kingdom if you're from Auckland?
jefferyissupercool 3 years ago
FUCKEN LOL
hipopotomusman 3 years ago 4
lol funny
Hattsta 3 years ago
best fuckin chopper ever
barb0025 3 years ago
u spelt reid wrong.
blutman6 3 years ago
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he said "fuck" so much he gets boring.
ty99999returns 3 years ago
nope, "fuck" is what makes chopper awesome!
tuto709 3 years ago 6
fuckin alrite piss that shit off HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA
fullysikturk2nv 3 years ago 2
i eat jewish people
googleitondaintranet 3 years ago
okay thats not fucked up or anythin mate
fighter4rent 3 years ago
"If cutting your own ear off and being shot makes you an artist, then I am Chopper Da Fuck'n Vinci!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL
This guy is a legend =D
knucklescapricorn31 3 years ago 6
when does he turn five? LMAO
everlybee 3 years ago 5
chopper is cool as !!
tncme 3 years ago 2
harden the fuck up robrobrob456
UKeepWhatUKill 3 years ago 8
in effect, creating one great big fucking pile of shit!
irishwatson 3 years ago 2
i love you chopper, you complete me!
twinblade1234 4 years ago
5/5 fuckin funny
bitchhole64 4 years ago 2
Great impression.
samfisha 4 years ago
This is bloody tops.
Are you a s**t painter and do you paint f***ing ugly people.
risetothechallenge 4 years ago
its all good i hope chopper sees this from his tazzy farm. nice 5 star
thecuthbertchannel 4 years ago
im choppa-da-fucking-vinci.
newmaster321 4 years ago
this man deserves a standing ovation HAAAHAHAAHAHAH
Moogle181 4 years ago
Piss that shit off!!! hahahahhhaha
1angryyoungman 4 years ago
What a fucking `Philistine !` But brilliant. So funny. Viva great art !
morgandrim 4 years ago
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this is as chopper would say
" fucking bullshit!" suck my cock lozer
Dukez88 4 years ago
some of that artwork is good as lol.
rofl at this video
Arvline 4 years ago
that frist drawing was good lol.
Arvline 4 years ago
CHOPPERLISA
ult1m4t 4 years ago
oi fuckhead
vivalawild 4 years ago
FUCKING ACE!!!!!!!
ThIsMaLaKa 4 years ago
lmao that's so damn funny
BronCr 4 years ago
"no cash here" LOL
FacesOnCelluloid 4 years ago
adamlfc go fuck yaself mate this guy is a legend I hope he pays you a vists and you'll be squeeling like the 2 year okld girl you are
colinhoha 4 years ago
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you know this ent even chopper its just a piss take of him
robrobrob456 3 years ago
u mean a funny take of him
bloodwolf58 3 years ago 5
u mean a funny take of him
bloodwolf58 3 years ago 3
Wow really! you must be effin sherlock homes eh!
wellard747 3 years ago 10
you dont fucking say?
LalaSkillz 3 years ago 2
you dont fucking say?
LalaSkillz 3 years ago 2
no shit.
harden the fuck up
agey 3 years ago 5
lmao that was fuckin brilliant!!
xrosova21 4 years ago
just hopped off a cock hahahaha
Shatfitindahouse 4 years ago
haha brilliant. i would love to tell all them fucking pain in the arse art lovers who spend fortunes on that shit - LISTEN TO HIM, the man speaks the truth. all them paintings are shit !! cept maybe dali's !!
ilmf1981 4 years ago
smokin the lines ha terrynuttkins22
beardy369 4 years ago
Salvador "Pack me another bong" Dali - Quality.
terrynutkins22 4 years ago
homosexual white gloves hahahah love chopper
hotcakez007 4 years ago
fkn chopper lisa! HELLO chopper lisa
bennyradloff 4 years ago
chop chop is the man
samoanseb8 4 years ago
i like the way he says homosexual HAHAHAHA
bojangles235 5 years ago
i h8 this fella
adamlfc 5 years ago
i hate you ya cunt
pics1301 4 years ago
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Go buy a sense of humour fuckwit.
dashunderscoredash 4 years ago
hahaha
lachlan665 5 years ago
HAHAHAHA hes so fucking funny!!!!
131713 5 years ago
ahahahaha @ captain obvious!
amseee 5 years ago
thats not brandon chopper read
erlish 5 years ago
no shit asshole?
JohnEko 5 years ago
fuk yeahhhh
harvey110 5 years ago
CHOPPER IS THE MAN
irishgoomba 5 years ago
HAHAHAHA yes he is good
LuceBrillante 5 years ago