Monkey Dust - Yuppies talk football

[videogamenostalgia]

The blonde guy's eyebrows are my favourite characters...

[malangsob]

Guys that hang with chicks like this deserve every second of misery.

[Swarmking]

Reminds me of the tedious conversations about money my mum and nan have had every time someone in my family had a birthday. Utterly tiresome. Series two and three of this show need to be released. It's criminal that they're not.

[VashDraven]

It should be legal to kill these types of people... *sigh*

[Spjungen]

if you come to harvard and go into a restaurant, EVERY fucking conversation sounds like this...

[bluemoonrising26]

@Spjungen

An American Monkey Dust fan? How did that happen!?

[kkiske09]

@bluemoonrising26

Oh, we're out here. You'd start looking across oceans, too, if your television was as bad as ours.

[bluemoonrising26]

@kkiske09

Haha fair enough

[JoeMudd123]

Is the one where they play Russian Roulette on YouTube anywhere?

[mert1875]

@JoeMudd123 Do a search for monkey dust s01xe03 bollocks

[JoeMudd123]

@mert1875 Ah thanks very much

[ChrisAdams1991]

Wine, cheese, David Grey and uninformed conversations: Please don't let it happen to me

[mrt2931]

"ha ha good old bobby"

[kittyaurorasan]

I hate people like this almost as much as I hate people who when your in mid conversation are like AND OMG SOMETHING TOTALY OFF TOPIC THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR CONVERSATION LIKE A SHOE OR SOMETHING!

[Humanophage]

@kittyaurorasan People often do that when they are bored or uncomfortable with the conversation and fail to move it in a different direction in a less noticeable manner.

[kittyaurorasan]

@Humanophage oh no I meant people who do that in every single conversation in order to become the center of attention because everyone else is talking about current subject

[Thegoldstarman]

@kittyaurorasan thats what women do , im a straight man so i dont have long convo with women

[kittyaurorasan]

@Thegoldstarman actually I usual get it with my male friend XD

[Chriseycarlyeah324]

the scary thing about this is we will all become them one day

[redman8903]

David grey, 21st century yuppie music.

[Probablyacowtbh]

"Oh Duncan, grow up" Oh the ironing.

[Bidmartinlo]

Yuppies! My worst nightmare... D:

[ps3anialator]

lol its funny coz they all look hideous

[MrHeslopian]

She reminds me of my aunt. The spotlight hogging bitch.

[redman8903]

@MrHeslopian everyone has an Aunt like this

[MeneerTiki]

Eeuch, my "Friends" are like that to the bone.

I once spent a party, that included "Tea & cakes" and lasted from 12:00 to 18:00

Wowser! What fun we had, discussing faster routes to work.

[jamesS0289]

@MeneerTiki I feel your pain!

[Cainus44]

@MeneerTiki Shoulda crashed it, man.

[IJustTouchedMyself]

@MeneerTiki I'm 17 and when ever i get draged to my parents friends middle class dinner parties (cos their friends have kid's around my age so we MUST have thing's in common) i just pass the time by seeing how awkward can make people feel,,, by bring up how often I know the other family's son masterbate's or the changnging faces of porn......It makes them fee like shit but it entertains me ...so i'm happy

[MeneerTiki]

@IJustTouchedMyself

Keep hanging on to that as long as you can, coz when you hit 26; getting away with that will be decisively more difficult, especially if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend of yer own; then the true Dungwich horror begins:

Couple weekends.

Still, as you must have noticed; Yuppie's tend to have a veritable plethora of party foods

from cream cheese filled exotic peppers, French cheeses, to Greek amuses.

So keep a few of them as human lay-away, and - party - with people you like.

[DieMenschMaschine85]

@MeneerTiki : Are you serious? Wow.

[TheXand19]

@MeneerTiki No booze? Shoulda taken precautions dude.

[elton1981]

@MeneerTiki oh that sounds excruciating

[MrSoprano0125]

ugghhh!!!! Why didin't she let the guy tell the fucking story. gargh!

[cornflakes002]

I know people that are like that.

I feel like haveing 50 gay bashing men while am covered in chilly sauce at my house so I can forget about yuppies.

nothing so fucking worse than yuppies

[MeneerTiki]

Amen.