Things I Learned from these PIF's: 1.) Girls are secretly rockets. 2.) Natural gas is evil. 3.) Women can be scared by conmen selling garden gnomes. 4.) Talking armchairs are pompous. 5.) Shadow puppets can KILL. 6.) Smog = DEATH. 7.) Human men are stupid, and seagulls are evil. 8.) The sea is a hormonal bitch. 9.) Teen girls are impressed by boys who swim. 10.) Everything about swimming can be explained through song. 11.) British couples are stupid. 12.) Machines hate fiddlers. 13.) MY EYES!
the chain one is redundant since i have a window and most doors have a peephole
Neko3Noskire 2 weeks ago
AAAAH! the evil smog monster! Smog will creep in through the half-open cracks of the windows of your children and STEAL THEM AWAY...
sibeliandrift 1 month ago
I wish, I wish I didn't keep loosing me birds!!!!
Class.
JoeConcerts 3 months ago
god those are a right blast from the past!joe and petunia-that's class!
Amandamoo73 4 months ago
grammartwo 4 months ago
@grammartwo 3. Umbrellas are more dangerous than an axe.
kidsworldable 2 months ago
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TaTgurl1003 4 weeks ago
dave can do anything. Then why can't he swim?
TaTgurl1003 5 months ago
oh, the days when the worst of your worries were a con man sales man wanted to sell lawn gnomes
TaTgurl1003 5 months ago
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TaTgurl1003 5 months ago
Or use a peep hole...at the front door. I mean what if it's a thief with a gun, he can totally shoot you!
ThinkTink606432 6 months ago