Jennifer Lopez opens the George Lopez Show with funny monologue (January 18) 2009

[magekioman]

i would destroy her

[effikoegberi]

she's so HOT!!!

[dragonz238]

look at those titties! ( . )( . )

[iluvvictoriajustice2]

Lol!!! I luv how when she was walking away she's like "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

[oavcech1]

She rocks, Sarah Palin sucks

[nanditocoolito]

@gringopablo I agree

[TheAdroitly]

People don't get it that she was basically imitating George, his gestures, his phrases,everything... Lopez for Lopez! that was the whole point of this. She was not trying to actually do a stand up comedy of her own.

[gringopablo]

i just want to see her ass, no words, just ass

[freakluv47]

to (theperuano18) wow you last that lon g id be dissapoiunted haah :)

[nadiacaceres]

1:55 lmao

[MrBigpappi1122]

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[seison5]

too american way from me..

[TheTony1347]

she is not a good host george is...

[WHeightzDiplomat]

She would make a good late night host

[anayanes852]

i dont find this funny whats so ever

[philippilolaify]

the cute thing about her is she laughs at her own jokes :P

[xPray2die2dayx]

@philippilolaify or the telapromters jokes

[Lovelyybee16]

@danielrodriguezmera dude just shut the fuck up.. Your trying to sound smart, but you end up sounding STUPID!!!

[capitalHIM1]

@Lovelyybee16 you are the only one stupid here.. STUPID!!!! moron.

[Lovelyybee16]

That was terrible!!! :/

[vipereyes96]

I'm so embarassed for her. This was terrible

[baBristow]

this is terrible........she should have just been her self I love her an I'm certain she would have been more funny if she just did what was comfortable for her.....

[shifa34]

haha saves que??? sarah palin... LA CABRONA!!! buaaaahahahha boricua

[SIRGAGA123]

she could be a tv host in like 10 years, lol

[daniel1982641]

Jennifer Whorepez! SHUT UP BITCH! YOU'RE NOT EVEN FUNNY! YOU SUCK!

[Avenger4343]

are they married?

[Kitatah]

@Avenger4343 LOL. no, last i read she was dating one of her dancers, and during the up until June about,she was with Marc Anthony for 7years.

[ThePeRuAno18]

this was long enough for me to jerk off

[AgMtz6662]

↓↓ Eternal1Truth hey ur dat fucker goin thru all famous latino videos. yet still talkin shit. bet YOOUUUU got da hots for mexican fuckin bastard. bet ur mom got fucked bu one

[Eternal1Truth]

2 ugly beans in a pod.

[bigmandrel]

@Eternal1Truth I'd change your moniker from Eternal1Truth to 'Perpetual1Trash' - much closer to the truth.

[Eternal1Truth]

@bigmandrel

Change your name to DIRTY LITTLE NIGGER BEAN.

[bigmandrel]

@Eternal1Truth Wow! And all in capitals, too. Truly the mind of a poet. But why the irrational hatred of lentils; did you choke on bean dip at one of your chug-a-lug parties, or something?

[Eternal1Truth]

@bigmandrel

I hate Mexicans..........they've ruined my city and made sprawling ghettos out of it.

[bigmandrel]

@Eternal1Truth Luckily there is a cure for your affliction. First, get a vasectomy, then a double scoop lobotomy. Not only will you feel much better afterwards, but your entire community will benefit as well.

[ajcfxd]

@Eternal1Truth ur so retarded :P

[onedollarhairstylist]

at least she up in stage! what r u going s3xycana! 

[zoneforgamers]

beautiful

[s3xycana]

jajaja jenny trying to make jokes! she sucks!

[anime691]

Jennifer Whorepez

[AmericaJustin]

The First and Last Time Lopez Tonight was Funny

[Snoggo55]

Jennifer lopez and George lopez are relaited?.... excuse the spelling......

[LMCMInterloper]

@Jimk669 The fact that he got my type of actresses on his show. People who Letterman & Leno don't or didn't want. People like Alyson Michalka and Katie Cassidy and Jessica Szohr and Taylor Momsen and people like that. THAT'S why I liked the show. THAT'S what I'll miss about the show.

I hope that explains things for you.

[LMCMInterloper]

@Jimk669 Well, Blame Team Coco and the fact that they won't let people UL full interviews onto YT. Am I the only one that's fucking noticing this? You know, B/C of this, there will no longer be any full interviews of any TBS late night show on YT, right?

[IndiBoo002]

this look is very selena

[NinjaBear0711]

3:03 Through 3:08 Jennifer Lopez You Are My One And Only IDOL I LOVE YOU

[misstruelove1]

why do so many ppl hate on Lopez tonight show! 

[elisaalbelo]

IM GONNA MISS THIS SHOW!

[TheMultiGunMan]

★★★★★ 

[LMCMInterloper]

I'm going to miss this show SO FUCKING MUCH it's not even funny. FUCK YOU TEAM COCO AND YOUR MOTHERFUCKING YT HATING!!!!!!

[MegaChijioke]

that was good, J.lo was good

[ChristinaCc2011]

she did great !! she was so funny damnn the crowd was so excited!!! lol

[TheFruiitylicious]

she is hilarious

[SingJiya]

this show is trash, bottom of the barrel.

[TheMegajane19]

@SingJiya ur ass is trash... then dont watch it !

[SingJiya]

@TheMegajane19 Camera mans lame, she shoes her butt in the intro, he best assets and he misses it!

What a Cling on.

[hardtoimpress02]

44 ppl are white.. or like sarah palin

[leopoldvs]

Every Latino's Fantasy: "A threesome with Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian!!!!"

[IsabelitaCastillo1]

ITS A LATINO WORLD !!!!

[ernestoh96]

I think she should have worn a bikini with a thong i bet they would have yelled even louder and got more views

[parmavioletsyum]

Jennifer, presenting and trying to be funny just doesnt suit you..

[DemSung123]

@jarjarbinks000000888

No they just have the same last name. She WAS married to Mark Anthony

@19nono91

Are you serious?

[jarjarbinks000000888]

@DemSung123 sry

[19nono91]

What r Latinas

Geotrge is always going on about it

[abbie3546]

@19nono91 Are you serious?

Latinas are spanish women....

[danielrodriguezmera]

@abbie3546 THIS MESSAGE IS TO AMERICANS -.-

A SPANISH PERSON IS A PERSON THAT IS FROM SPAIN, EUROPE.

THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU CAN CALL SPANISH IS JUST TO PEOLE FROM SPAIN.

SO, JENNIFER LOPEZ IS FROM PUERTO RICO , SHE IS PUERTORICAN. I AM FROM DOMINICAN REPUBLIC I AM DOMINICAN. BUT WE ALL SPEAK SPANISH. SO THATS WHY YOU MUST NOT CALL EVERY SPANISH SPEAKING PERSON 'SPANISH' .!

[QueloGua401]

@danielrodriguezmera I'm Dominican too were cool BD

[TumblrL0o0ver]

@danielrodriguezmera

Americas are all people from NORTH America CENTRAL America and SOUTH America so not ALL Americas make that mistake only NORTH Americans

[vladmar13]

@danielrodriguezmera A person from Spain is called "spaniard" my friend, and Jennifer Lopez is from the Bronx... far far away from P.Rico. Just saying ;)

[shifa34]

@danielrodriguezmera omg!! thank u soooo much!!! i hate it when they say im spanish!!! im fuking puertorican CARAJO!!!!!

[olexia07]

@danielrodriguezmera Jennifer Lopez was born in NORTH AMERICA in AMERICA, from NEW YORK, from THE BRONX which makes her an American whose ethnicity is Puerto Rican.

You're trying to educate Americans but you're coming off like a doucebag my dear.

[rodde89]

@danielrodriguezmera it's like callin a guy from the US, english just because his language

[TheUnknownCreativity]

@danielrodriguezmera

OH MY GOD, THANK YOU! People say this to me ALL the time -.-

[giisares]

@danielrodriguezmera sorry too brake it down for u if nobody else already have done this.. but we speak castilian.. not spanish ;)

[333Juango]

@giisares same shit. is just another way of saying spanish.

[leonardo22895]

@danielrodriguezmera as far as i knew people from Spain where Spaniards...

Poeple who speak spanish are Spanish Or Hispanic idk.... thats what almost EVERY PERSON FROM THE AMERICAS KNOWS sorry if i've been wrong all my life

[danielrodriguezmera]

@19nono91 A Latina or Latino is a person that comes from LATIN AMERICA such as South America, Caribbean and Central America

[jarjarbinks000000888]

is jenniefer lopez gerog'es wife or something??

[danielrodriguezmera]

@jarjarbinks000000888 NO -.- She was Marc Anthony's wife, but they got divorced like 2 weeks ago.

[rachaltheradical]

@danielrodriguezmera lol you cant get divorced that fast she's still his wife their going through a divorce right now their not divorced yet

[MrAnthonytoni]

mean i hate when people act black

[TheSuperHHZ]

i love her pants

[sofiacortes92]

I'm drunk and its free jajajaj



[1livingdeadgrl]

seriously she called Palin a "cabrona" ? did it make headlines I dont remember hearing about that, after all everything anti-Palin makes news!! poor women :-(

[TheTier11]

why the fuck did she start making jokes? she should have went out there with a thong on and danced her ass off

[CARLOSx305]

Lol she did a good job big props

[royalpaininthebutt1]

What does she whisper while she points to signal George? Did anyone else catch that?

[fkfj16]

that ASS!

[bchaqueco]

@fkfj16 LOL :D

[zurury]

Ladies you don't have to pay for sex, you only have to say that two little words: I'm drunk. And it's on and is free :) that is so fuckin trueeeeee!!!!!

[tamiboricua]

jajajajajaja la cabrona xD crazy white people day jejejeje xD (im drunk) XD she is the best jejeje (:

[LadyHashZ]

what an ugly jacket!

[SexyLilLezNTx]

Crazy white people day. UH.....NO!!! Lets not forget that mexicans/latinos have their children at the laundromat dressed in a wedding dress and tennis shoes. Oh, and lets not also forget how their children are still in a stroller when they are 8 years old. lmao!

[geppegep]

@SexyLilLezNTx yeye u took that from katt williams

[hiswifey2004]

@SexyLilLezNTx

aww...they're just jokes. Have a little fun! I don't understand how some people of all ethnic backgrounds get really offended. I'm mixed and I make fun of everyone, inlcuding myself. If I didn't have my sense of humor, i'd be angry all the time, hating the world -- but i don't! Lighten up, folks! GEEEZ!

[sukamugen]

@SexyLilLezNTx ahhhaah dont get butt hurt.....gringra 4 sure

[DephxxN9ne]

Daaaaaamn she Fiiiiiiiiineee

[ginamartinez88]

I love JLo, but she must of got that suit in the Bronx on 125 ave. She got ripped off, some material is missing under her arms . Lol!!

[jenbby03]

I wanna meet J.Lo!

[alvaroperro]

I think she's really funny!!

[jburckhardt]

im drukn lmaao..im going to use that one lol

[SummerS1998]

u guys sure are mean

[lovepassionenergy]

jennifer should own her own talk show

[JLoJulianne]

@lovepassionenergy ikr she could get more famous then she is il ove her



[tigrrra44]

youtube.com/my_videos?feature=­mhum

[tigerwoods60]

obviously the 'other' Lopez wrote all these jokes but still good lol! nice job j-lo

[YourAsianMusic]

you can feel that george written that monologue for her

[MsSmartypants11]

it would be better if she stopped laughing

[p70n77]

1:50 Sarah Palin... LA CABRONA.... hehe :o))

[DaniBongar]

@p70n77 Hi, what does that mean?

[p70n77]

@DaniBongar Sarah Palin... THE BITCH

and I agree with Jlo :o))

[TheMermaidlover2011]

@p70n77 what does it mean ?

[p70n77]

@TheMermaidlover2011 "la cabrona= the bitch" (more less) And I totally agree with Jlo :o))

[louisianaboy86]

@p70n77 that's so rude!!!

[p70n77]

@louisianaboy86 but... is the true!!!

[louisianaboy86]

@p70n77 No its not... well, thats subjective. Some people may not like Governor Palin, that's understandable, but I think it's so wrong that JLo as a Public figure is doing this. I mean, Im sure there's a lot of JLo fans that happenn to be republicans and support Governor Palin, (like myself). It's like when Madonna was campaining for Al Gore and saying a lot of crap about President Bush, and her republican fans got upset ! its like JLo dont care about making her republican Fans feel excluded..

[p70n77]

@louisianaboy86 Una persona falsa y mala como lo es Sara Palin ,no merece el menor respeto/ A fake and bad person as Sarah Palin does not deserve any respect...

[louisianaboy86]

@p70n77 Lord !!! That you're a liberal doesn't make Governor Palin a bad person... Not thinking the same way you do, doesn't make her a bad person....just different. You know what's the big difference??? I have never heard sarah palin saying ugly or rude things about those she dont like....she's actually Polite, and she just talks Facts !!... On the other hand, liberals just like to be rude and to make fun of her, and I cannot believe that a Public Figure that I admire has done this as well.

[elwerouno1]

LOPEZ TONIGHT THE NEW KING OF LATE NIGHT!!!!! TBS MIDNIGHTS!!!!!

[sethmanson]

...fat assed racist

[guitargodslash89]

She is right and its not even a race thing but some americans do the most superflous things! clothing dogs!

[bethalinathompson]

dont judge somebody if youre not a judge..she is not doing anything wrong with you..why are u saying things that can hurt her feelings....but it doesnt matter she has many fans.....

[wizmj2003]

Just another case of a minority in this country being able to say all the racist shit they want and not be called on it. Oh well, that racist mouth has sucked a lot of gringo cock in it's day.

[SupremeARA915]

@wizmj2003 and gringas have sucked a lot of latino and black dick

[e0312c]

j lo killed it

[iHeartMADtv]

Haha, she is so cute.

[Tiguron26]

@QRF11B

Does it feel good to talk shit from behind the comfort of your computer/cell, Anonymity is awesome isnt it! Racism exists today like it always has only cowards like you choose to hide behind that rather than to step up to a man face to face & say what you gotta say, I swear to god I wish the lord would give me the pleasure of encountering one of you pussies face to face, Lord knows you sir are a fucking coward motherfucker & the first thing you'll do is call the cops, bitch ass pussy!!

[QRF11B]

@Tiguron26 You seem to be doing all the talking. "I swear to god I wish the lord would give me....." blah blah blah get a grip douche. If you want some get some. Bitch.

[cdc0819diva]

That mustache looks so nasty lol

[winkwinkers799]

skip to 1:35 for the clapping to end

[TheMay1010]

@winkwinkers799 thank you!

[QRF11B]

Hey J-Ho, you're music is lame, your movies suck and the only reason you got your fame is because of your ass.

[infamous377]

@QRF11B Go suck a dick faggot.

[infamous377]

@QRF11B Go sleep with your sister,you inbreed scum.

[JudyO87]

@infamous377 LOL

[babyjoker6464]

Heyyyyy whats up everyone.... George Lopez the badest mofo on tv.....Im trying to get my videos to him so he can show me the ropes and become amazing like him..Please check out my videos so I can get more views than maybe he will notice them also.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MyXXHoneyXx]

Last friday was Put-your-pets-in-clothes-day or how latinos call it crazy-white-people-day xD hahah she is sooo adorable! I love her!

[NCISLUVAxx]

I love the fact Jennifer giggles at her own jokes! xD Frickin' adorable!

[LifeIsShort21404]

OMG, first time seeing this video. Jennifer is cute and funny as hell. Makes me laugh when she is tiggled by her own punchlines.

Another side of Jennifer. She's amazing!

George Lopez is a genius for letting Jennifer open his show. And YES, she is the bigger star!

[samanthaj0nes]

she is so cute, i love her, you really can see that she is a very nice person! i love u jlo

[twilightlover5537]

she's so cute

[kingnitroluna62897]

JLo Hilarious

[ErKa44]

This is so bad...

[AmandaAspell]

"la cabrona" lmfao!!!!

[lovelybre123]

she is soooo funny lol

[latinsauce]

I dont give a hell Jennifer lopez i love you mami !.. arriba los Latinos Cabrones!!!! whoohoooo!!!...

[fernando50358]

deam she has a bomm ass shit i want to bit that shit

[basicbooknerd]

Haha J.Lo is not very good at pitching comedy jokes but she's so cute you can't help but laugh along!

[195819921]

wtf?? don't get me wrong, i'm a huge fan of jlo's but what the heck was that? it looks soooooo phony

[yafehpr]

Hahahahaha Sarah Palin La Cabrona! hahahahahahahahaa

[TheMay1010]

is it his sister?

[ElegeantFencer]

she still fine

[sarigabi]

i'm very impressed!!

i didnt know jlo had that in her

[facebookgiggity67]

@isurfvan well I think u shuld look it up on google translate nd I NO SPANISH i'm cuban!

[chetohimler]

Chinga tu madre....Jennifer.

[FenixBeauty]

Jennifer needs her own talk show :)

[kary15girl]

the jokes were really funny

[brandie7654]

She is not Mexican nor try too. She acts like every rican does in the northeast. Ghetto with no bit of

Sense. Lol but got mad love for their country and people

[lavendertorchic]

@brandie7654 white ass american son of a bitch

[DocOmailay]

haz any Mexican noticed that they have a tio thats just like George Lopez

[mex93100]

was it me or she was tryin to act mexican?

George lopez does it better!!!!

Dont get me wrong i like Jennifer Lopez but this ugh..

she should stick to singing!!!!

[lavendertorchic]

@mex93100 wtf what do you mean george lopez those it better acting mexican HE IS MEXICAN FOOL

[mex93100]

@lavendertorchic 1st of all what are you tryin to say?

i know George Lopez is MEXICAN!!!

WHOD DOESNT?

[islamami1]

i lOve her. she still keeps it hood.

[xoxochick8]

I am proud to be Latina but I just hate when people stereotype on other races and make fun of them

[benthemiester]

Nice culo!

[moyitax1986]

JLo... I like you... But! Stick with the acting, singing, housewife and mother career please...