Little Britain - Vicky Pollard is Pregnant

[iRalphster]

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[TheJimcat]

wtf how comes i can understand him/her in this one...i just this second watched it on bbc3 an couldent understand a word...like it should be...

[Tbabe1820]

No but yea, but no, but yea #PMSL

[kooora18]

Vicky Pollard has a funny accent lol

[basehead617]

Trish Trish

[bluetears9312]

baby pollard lol ;*()

[Salishan100]

DAMN I Cant Understand A Thing She Says But Is Funny DIDNT SHE HAVE LIKE 20 KIDS

Becuz everytime I See Her She Is Either Pregnant Or Has A Babie With Her.

[supertoddtv]

Those are buses, but anyway.... LOL

[FizzyLolliPop1]

''It's true, Nathan reckons he put his hand down there and pulled out a packet of jelly tots''

LMFAO Who pads their bra with fucking jelly tots :') :') :')

[dethwater18]

No but yehr but no but....

[MichelleLouise1996]

"Well i'm not asking Shelley coz she's a slag"

"Maybe someone else perhaps your mother?"

"That is my mother"

LOL!

[misscutiepie36]

I KNOW TRISH!!! XD

[kzrollzable]

that is my muver xD

[ThePuppyLover999]

"those are buses... but anyways" LOLOLOLOL!!! good start!

[spyko247]

this is boring

[simmytime]

I ain't goin with Shelly cos shes a slag.

Ok, perhaps your mother then?

That is my mother. IMAO!!

[whowantsabighug]

As if people quoting one sentance from the video was bad enough.

[billywitchd0ctor]

Sorry- I had to.

[billywitchd0ctor]

Narrator: -Those are buses. But anyway... at his surgery in Darklynoon, and Dr Allbut is examining one of his patients..

Dr: Okay Vicki, you can put the clothes back on. Now, after having a good a look at you, it's pretty obvious what the diagnosis is..

[billywitchd0ctor]

Vicki: Okay. Yeah, I know cuz this hot flan- on down in the arcade, and Kenny flopped it on destiny, and a bit of it landed in my hair, cuz Kenny hates Destiny, cuz Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra- an it's true, I reckon,

because he put his hands down there, an he pulled out a pack of jelly tarts!

[billywitchd0ctor]

Dr: Ah.. No.. Viki.. I have to tell you, you are in fact, 8 months pregnant.

Vicki: No doctor, cuz you only get pregnant from sittin in someone else's bathwater, an anyway if any one's pregnant it's Joel Rhodey, because Noel saw her sittin there with her hand down Ashley's trackie bottoms.

[billywitchd0ctor]

Dr: Well you ARE pregnant. So you must've had sexual intercourse at some point, from eight month ago...

Vicki: No, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeh, but no.. cuz I never even had sex, apart for that one time, about eight months ago, but apart from that- I'm a complete virgin.

Dr: Well so you have had sex at least once...?

[billywitchd0ctor]

Vicki: Yeah I did! Dude! God this is like bein back at school! What happened was.. was.. you know Trash?

Dr: ..Trisha?

Vicki: Trish! Trish-Trish! TRISH! -Rochelle and Trish!

Dr: ..No?

Vicki: Well she aint got nuffin to do wif it any way! She werent even there! SHUT UP! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

WHAT YOUR TALKIN ABOUT! Anyway, she told Motherby anyway that she wouldn't have got the bubble off from Gary Sheen, cuz anyway Gary Sheen ain't got any pubes.

[billywitchd0ctor]

Dr: Ok Vicki, well um, I would strongly advise you, if you havent already, for the sake of your baby, to give up smoking and drinking..

Vicki: OH MY GOD! I so can't believe you just said that! I smoked like once for like two years when I was like nine! and I only drink to numb the pain of my worthless life, so you're well out of order!

[billywitchd0ctor]

Dr: Ok right. What I'm going to do.. is.. I'm going to refer to you to ah.. the Young Mothers Unit down at city hospital, your gonna have to pop down there this afternoon. Is there someone who can accompany you?

Vicki: Well.. I'm not going to ask Shelly- 'cause she's a slag.

Dr: Okay, is there someone else you can go with? Perhaps your mother?

Vicki: That is my mother.

[supertoddtv]

Those Are Buses!

LOL XXXXXXX

[MsIlovetomkaulitz]

yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah...but as a part from now im a complete virgin... XD lol me and my mom love vicky

[weirdsleepovergirls0]

yeah as a joke.

[daisybabes7]

No i'm not asking Shelly cuz she a slag!

Man - Is there someone else you can go with what bout your mother?

That is my mother!

hahah lol :)

[MrAideny]

Those are buses.. but anyway!

[Tlhlolmlals]

Matt Lucas is a fucking legend!

[Charlie014xxx]

Vicky is my favourite in little britain ! she is so funny !! : )

[Missimo24]

Shes bare choong.

[simmytime]

Well i aint going with shelly cos shes a slag. Ok can someone else go withbu then perhaps ur mother? That is my mother.

[nicoleeebbzxox]

i love her stories about her friends..LMFAO.

[Sweza11]

0:33 The way she says jelly totts! hahaha!

[Scotty89Uk]

1:14 makes me laugh. trish trish

[stevepaxify]

"and I only drink to numb the pain of my worthless life"

Haaahahaha

[planetark]

best one for vicky pollard

yer but no but yer but no but.....

trish trish u dont even know what ur talking about shut up

[MsTetrisblock]

I am austrian and I dont understand anything vicky says.... ^^

[KayleeLoves]

@MsTetrisblock I'm Dutch and I do :P.

[11fris011]

@KayleeLoves ik ook

[cutiegemma123]

fav 1 eva

trish