Best.Movie.Line.Ever

[AlloftheAbuv]

Nice, I get it.

[mrpuppyman]

well that was boring

[willyohio]

Oh thats Xanadu, took me a moment. Gene kelly was what got it.

[bwix18]

you are an absolute muppet



[beneath1111]

Aniwai how's yor sex life?

[TheDevilsDemon666]

worst.movie.line.ever

[zeromant80]

"We killed them" that's rigth, we kill our own dreams

[absolzap82]

@zeromant80 He's trying to say that our own dreams die becuase we let them die.

[emkat926]

Xanadu...

[HezzaBlog]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA

[PauloMattos2012]

I though it was Tony Montana.

[Goldenfightinglink]

WHAT YOU GET?! PPEEEEEENNNNNNIIIIISSSSSS!!!!

[PadraikKasier]

"Ask me about time! Ask! Me!"

[Trancemaster2052]

That sucked.

[ibeatuinboxing]

EEEEEEVVVVVEEEEERRRRYYYYYYYOOO­OOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gozer5454]

@ibeatuinboxing

"Bring me Everyone"

"Who?"

[kingfisher552]

@gozer5454 EVERYONE!



[DocRavage]

I prefer "FATHER! The Sleeper HAS AWAKENED!"

[1misanthropist]

Hopes and dreams are for losers. Eventually you grow out of such things.

[AziraphaleDB]

both cake and jim's comments are Rincewind approved :)

[bagzie]

''I'm gonna eat your brains, and gain your knowledge''

[MrDekkard]

thats the best movie line ever for you?

you dont watch much,right?

[360andmerule]

im gonna blow this place to hell.. and be home in time for cornflakes...

[ThePhil909]

mm maybe, thats sort of a hard 1 dont ya think poster?, 'I'll be back is good'

[jjmfrees]

"Oh man, oh God, oh man oh God oh man Oh God oh man Oh God oh man oh God"

[ilovecakexD]

"I'm not going to ride a magic carpet. I'm afraid of grounds!"

"You mean heights, and stop being silly."

"I know what I mean! It's the grounds that kill you!"

[junkyturd]

They're eating her and then they're going to eat me " OH MY GOD!!" - Troll 2

[MrSeattlebound]

"I want you boods, your clothes end jur modorcykel."

[TheMerkzzz]

''its only after we've lost everything that were free to do anything'' fight club

[killerbs420]

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." Army of darkness

[mrbillytaylor]

"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" - Samuel L. Jackson.

[ShadowGricken]

wiw why do you guys rate this down? he has a point and I think this is one of the best quoets I've ever heard

[jokeraces22]

SO TRUE'''

[Pur3powerx]

'how bout i take you home and...eat your pussy?'

[stoy1000]

I did not hit her, its bullshit, I did not hit her, I did Naaaat.

[jackass3drocks]

are you the boss are am i talking to the boss

[jackass3drocks]

I know what your thinking how many bullets did he shoot 5 or 6 to tell the truth i lost count my self in this excitment so do you feel lucky punk

[ezzerB]

"Gator's bitches better be using jimmies"

[Artsettimavn]

"If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't ya? You just put your lips together and blow!" --Lauren Bacall, TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT.

[luckyleprachaun7]

"Game over man, game over!... So anyway how's your sex life?"

[DonRMB]

¨Are you gonna bark all day little dog... Or are you going to bite?¨ - Mr. Blond..

[blacky777]

Hail to the king baby...

[jipsom]

'My God, it's full of stars'

[HowlsInTheDistance]

Clever girl...

[rahl182]

My theory on feds is that theyre like mushrooms; feed em shit and keep em in the dark.

[undefeatedmcm37]

Shenanigans!

[Annapolisdweller123]

forget it Jake. its china town

[rockandroll4567]

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

[GETsomeDRINKS]

hey farva, whats the name of that restaurant u like with the goofy shit on the walls on the mozzarella sticks?

[Woofy1029]

@GETsomeDRINKS you mean shenanigans? XD

[GooberGamer]

"So pretty please with a cherry on top, clean the fucking car."

[LFC88daniel]

i highly respect the amount of pulp fiction comments "Yolanda BE COOL!"

[zbuice629]

"Do you know WHY you didnt see the sign that said dead nigger storage???!!!" Cuz dead nigger storage aint my fucking business......JULES!"

[cherryblossompath]

inspector clay has been murder and someone is responsible for it



[Praktical]

Oh hi Mark!

[skeletoman]

@Praktical ohai denny!

[pixarpianofreak]

hahaha xanadu. funny.

[theofficejr]

im the guy who does his job you must be the other guy

[8Eriquo8]

"Things work out I might be showin her my O face"

[TheTwoThumbs]

"Say what again!"

[UltimaSlacker]

@revans18 How was that the best movie line ever? You suck. I thought it was gonna be something like when Steve Mcqueen goes... "Ah, shit..." in The Towering Inferno. THAT was a great movie line. This is just stupid and gay.

[Johnnyboy414]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

[tintindo123]

this is not the best movie line ever......this movie though could be one of the worst ever LOL

[ShadeRain]

"My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna gyet"

[charliev61]

MMM! Now that is a tasty burger

[ThaMasterOfDisaster2]

"Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!"

[Nicedude111]

They killed him...and now they're gonna kill me

OHHHH MYYY GOOOOOOODD

[kjackson2k1]

I'm tired, but I'm also a little wired...what'ya say I take you home and kill your dreams?

[ASBsweet]

Errrrm............ Yeah...

[tashkentboy]

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!!!!!1111

[bre22f]

not to rain on your parade but nowhere close to the best movie line ever...

[kingoffcool1]

which movie is this from?anyone

[AdibChowder]

"...PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT!"

[xxxslash616xxx]

Everyone else is sharing quotes, here's on of my favorites. "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"

[symbiote111]

"Every single line Bruce Cambell says in the Evil Dead movies."

[spectre2776]

What is your major malfuntion numbnuts!

[cordraconis]

After everyone rejects Sgt. Blaine's offer of chewing tobacco:

"Bunch o' slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff'll make you into a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus! Just like me. *coy smile*

Jesse Ventura in "Predator"

[yobrien79]

We're gonna need a bigger boat!!!

[ThurnerCP3]

"We've got not food, we've got no jobs, our pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

[psadpoiafsdf]

@ThurnerCP3 yes

[EvilChiken8]

"leave the gun... take the cannoli's"

- the godfather :O)

[mundial200]

"So, what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" - Shark Attack 3

[CKJMA]

"You fuckin with me, you fucking with the best!" - Scarface

[MsAndreasalma]

"Houston, we have a problem"

[General3600]

"I'm going down and I'm taking you with me"

[mazingerZful]

"The rest is silence". Shakespeare

[ttevaa]

"Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."

[n93Barker]

@ttevaa lots of lines from Snatch are great. "Whats a gun doing in your trousers." "Its for protection."  "Protection from what? Ze germans?"

[vanhalenfan74729]

"You don't seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!" - Rorschach from "Watchmen"

[afroman255]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!

[GooseberryMk3]

"I came here to chew gum and kick ass... And I'm all out of gum."

[timmysquidfingers]

@GooseberryMk3 Almost

[GooseberryMk3]

@timmysquidfingers I know, not 100% accurate... I think it's bubblegum ^^'

[jiltedkiller]

@GooseberryMk3

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.....and I'm all out of bubblegum

[Denturion]

@GooseberryMk3 Okay.. Not: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum." ?

[GooseberryMk3]

@Denturion Yeah, I know I got the bubblegum wrong, I've already been corrected ^^'

[Johnnyboy414]

@GooseberryMk3 you said it wrong

[GooseberryMk3]

@Johnnyboy414 Lol seriously? I've been corrected 5 or 6 times already, and I also corrected myself about it. I know I said it wrong lol...

[Johnnyboy414]

@GooseberryMk3 NOT LYING DAVE SMEEEEETH!!!

[igg73]

@GooseberryMk3 BOO



[MrSupermanDrummer]

@GooseberryMk3 bubblegum :P

[dtothelu]

Does he look like a bitch?

[thaquizler123]

soviet russia is over cocksuckers stop with that peice of shit joke

[xXxSudouxXx]

Sounds like their stuck on a dream level..... cue inception music

[CuddlyBadger]

How is this a good line? Dreams are passive non-entities. You can't kill dreams, and they can't die. It's not even a good metaphor. FUCK THIS. I'm out.

[daviatu]

@CuddlyBadger "killing" a dream just means that hope of it coming to reality is lost. so it "dies" when no one believes in it. it's a metaphor, because the meaning is not literal

in my opinion, it's far from the best quote, but it's still not too bad

[frustratedgamerguy]

KILL EM WITH FIRE

[RenovatedLocksmith]

"No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"

[RavensCore20]

@RenovatedLocksmith Gotta respect the Pulp Fiction reference! 

[moparmonster1965]

@RenovatedLocksmith You didn't see the sign because storing dead niggers ain't my job.

[vancouverbc69]

@RenovatedLocksmith hahahah!!

[spagetti001]

"Just been revoked"- family guy

[Astrithor]

"I...have come here...to chew bubblegum, and kick ass.

And i'm all out of bubblegum."-Roddy Piper

This beats every single ONE of arnold, bruce willis, and stalone's cheesy one liners. Combined. period. lol

[jerryfinsternumber9]

@Astrithor Someone came here from watching the "They Live!" bits

[Astrithor]

@jerryfinsternumber9 nah, full length. but yah. lol, sorreh

[GSPM4EVER]

@jerryfinsternumber9 i know i did

[freshprince58]

"say hello to my lil friend..."

-Scarface

[jackcrazeanim]

"you could drown yourself"

"I can't swim"

"that's the whole fucking point"

[JohnnyBigSausage]

Your Mother

[Citizen1062]

Talking.Like.This.Is.Obnoxious­.

[leutdan]

like you said it's a great view AND a great "mindet"

[ThrowntoReality]

IT'S HAMMER TIME!

[nothingisordinary]

any line from pulp fiction could fit here

[ryratt]

It's turbo time!

[swesco]

Tommy want wingy!

[unvise]

You, flock of seagulls..

[hohesC24]

i dont understand it q.q

[davick1]

We killed Inception too I guess

[dannydontgoin237]

Great line, yes. Unfortunately, first you have to wrap your head around the fact that Gene Kelly was reduced to starring in this idiotic movie.

[Awgez24]

Chweems DAIIIIIIIII

[Infernorabbit97]

"HERES JOHNNY!"

[thunderpeeweea]

"MOM THE MEAT LOAF!!! FUCK!"

[TheJUNGLESURFER]

awesome

[cinemapsycho91]

I drink your water. Everyday, I drink the blood of lamb from Bandy's tract."

[bobloblaw6669]

"Milk was a bad choice!"

[dockgt1]

Xanadu, one of my fav flicks

[H2HOtex]

"Im sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!!!"

[WTAWWR08]

Let of some steam, Bennett!

[DeadKidKing]

@WTAWWR08 Commado = Epic!

[TruhbleMan]

"What doesn't kill you makes you stranger..."

[TruhbleMan]

"You think this has a happy ending?"

"A happy ending is only for stories that haven't ended, yet."

[12DeleteYourself]

YOU SACK OF WINE

[Poomba1989b]

very true, good movie line

[xNlNjA]

"YOU!!! PRISONER NUMBER 931!! I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!! YES YOU, YA' CRAP TOO MUCH!!!"

[DNW41]

"I'm a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!

[pinkdestroyer]

"What is this?" -

"A blue light"-

"What does it do?"-

"I´t shines blue...."

[msullivan85]

"Hey you're bleedin man"

"I aint got time to bleed!"

[cacaman11]

@msullivan85 Jessie Ventura!

[msullivan85]

@cacaman11 lol good call man. Predator is classic

[Pyr013]

"I have come to chew bubble gum and kick asss..."

"and i'm all out of bubble gum"

[mowwwwwanator]

this was gay

[Jonnyf5]

"I am an FBI agent!!!"

[aaaaaaaaaajgvgjyc]

"What"!? Ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in "what"!?

What?

English Motherfucker! Do you speak it!?

[ObsessiveBieberFan]

wow...im sorry but that was not the best movie line ever. From now on..that was the WORST

[DylanBlueEagle]

origanil inception movie

[shamashie]

That ain't a knife...... THIS... is a knife.

[BasicthugANomics]

Thats Swan from The Warriors

[MrTravisofthecosmos]

"Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass." - Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski. Is better.

[ryratt]

@MrTravisofthecosmos I'm pretty sure he said "find a stranger in the alps".

[Mysterymanmonkey]

@ryratt nope, that's the censored version they show on tv

[ArchiPepper]

@MrTravisofthecosmos "This is what happens when you feed a stranger mac-n-cheese" -T.V. edited version of The Big Lebowski

[ryratt]

@ArchiPepper "When you feed the stoners scrambled eggs!"

[ErichShoup5]

@ArchiPepper They used to run Lebowski all the time on TNT a few years ago and the edit was, "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps." Which is more hilarious then the original when he starts screaming it repeatedly. "You see Larry! You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!"

[TTGBMR]

@MrTravisofthecosmos best quotable movie ever

[benthejrporter]

Very true!

[JockeOhlund]

No, no, they're just projections!

[LukeMM95]

I wouldn't say best line ever, but it's definetly a really good one, mostly because it's so true.

[qwertywerty42]

In soviet Russia, dreams kill YOU.

[yashasvi2]

dreams gonna kill you

[DAJ01]

I didn't hear "Garbage Day!" anywhere in there.

[rednosedraindeerr]

No, the best line is

"Well I'm a mushroom cloud layind motherfucker, motherfucker!"

We all know from where.

[MetalzShredah550]

Paging Dr. FAGGOT

[kriss850]

@MetalzShredah550 Paging Dr.Greenthumb

[sublimeade]

not really the best movie line.