We have a VAME rescue team currently scouring the back seat of a Volkswagen in search of Bill. By the way, what do 12 violent rope tugs and a girlish scream mean? - VAME
These commercials are great and funny, a good idea on the behalf of Volkswagen. However what wasn't a good idea was to lie to customers. The girl in the video is not a "Volkswagen Product Specialist". She is a model/actress. Her info is on the internet for all to see.
oh yeah its NOT face-tious, IT IS fa-cea-tious, you stupid Americans with your stupid hot chicks that look very smart...(vlogbrothers video: Stop embarrassing yourself!)
Rubbish car. It is a generic, Mexican-made hunk of American-market-placing stupidity. Who would buy a car that came with 125 hp as standard? On the street, this looks worse than any old Kia Optima, youy may think it looks like an Audi, but it sooo doesn't. Top Tip: Avoid.
@chigger125 Are you going to make me put this into EVERY one of my replies?
I thought it was understood by now when we talk about making only electric-only cars: "and outlaw coal and nuclear power stations and mandate only solar and wind power and pre-existing hydroelectric, and mandate the electric-charging station infrastructure".
@whitetopper Just because she's wearing that doesn't make her hot. Did you see her face when they showed it close up? Ugly. I swear, any typical White clone girl can put on a dress and she's automatically "hot".
@MidnightClub5Global She's a lovely lady. Don't sit here on the internet pretending you're such a badass and amazing looking guy that you have the clout to dish out which women are and which aren't. I've got an idea instead, try to get laid and stop being so angry.
@DWest174 Lovely lady? Haha. Well, that shows your taste. I never said I was amazing-looking, although I am pretty good-looking. I'm not some douchebag who's only interested in sex, unlike yourself.
We purchased the 2011 a few months ago and realized we made a huge mistake. We are very disappointed in the new Jetta and we've owned several over the years. This car has lost most of the things you would buy a VW for. It doesn't drive as solid as all it's predecessors, the wind blows it all over the road, rattles, road noise and general lack of feeling you get driving ALL earlier versions. We will likely trade this off within the year we are so disappointed in it. Thanks a lot VW.
Jim Carrie?
Werner312 10 months ago
hey what music/ song/ sound do they use in the intro titles?
asap2004 10 months ago
Milk-Shakes.....taste like... Club soda....!
XD hilarious!!
Howie262 10 months ago
She's hot
davidlm6974 10 months ago
Dangeoursly roomy xD LOVING Bill Hader
KarminaBurana 11 months ago
danielle, rawwwr, me likey
ashwinbhat123 11 months ago
she is hot $%@#$%
Guallodechalate 11 months ago 2
does the girl come with the car?????
aboood914 11 months ago 2
Ok, this was funnier than the usual dumb car commercial
rhynes1 11 months ago
Nice legs
kwings00 11 months ago
Whats the point of having him in the commercial?
gardnerbm 11 months ago
oh wooww.... i talked to this girl at the chicago auto show. she was cool as hell! i feel so special :D
dmamerica 11 months ago
"177-pound torque...I hope I don't run into one of those..."
I'd like some of those VW buttons like she's got
mellotrongirl 11 months ago
I bought one and THERE IS NO PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE!!!
I want my money back, VW.
mahakar11 1 year ago 3
shes pretty :)
2fast4all 1 year ago
There are so many "Thats what she said jokes" in here I couldn't hope to list them all.
isitfun4 1 year ago
she reminds me of jade raymond <3
KloseyOuRAYs007 1 year ago
omg i love her shoes !
FilmFunTv 1 year ago
2:20 that was me and Danielle making the movement in the car
elodionocesa 1 year ago
And repeated hard and soft tugs means???
jonnyzistheone 1 year ago
We have a VAME rescue team currently scouring the back seat of a Volkswagen in search of Bill. By the way, what do 12 violent rope tugs and a girlish scream mean? - VAME
VAME88 1 year ago
who's Bill Hader?
crobs808 1 year ago
GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTY! A FUNNY CAR COMMERCIAL?!! I MUST HAVE FELL INTO THE LEG ROOM PORTAL!!
xmonke55 1 year ago
she is fineeeeeeeee
morethanfrost 1 year ago
the commercial is very compulsive.
residentevil808 1 year ago
LOL Three hard tugs means he's dead. LOL
Izuael1 1 year ago
I thought this was going to be wack. I was wrong. Bill is hilarious.
KdotJdot 1 year ago
Bad engineering that's what VW has to offer. Flimsy plastic parts, lousy fitting parts....I will never buy a VW again
MusiciansTime 1 year ago
Bill Hader makes this video!
Gaidhlig1090 1 year ago
the only reason i came here was because of bill hader <3
babiegurlie118 1 year ago
"It's not a bad universe, it's just strange..."
I laughed so hard!
TheBoxOfWonders 1 year ago 2
@Tripooch
RAAA!!! That's the funniest message I've seen on any of these boards! Oh...I laugh...
hank5168 1 year ago
i like danielle, her voice is great. but i like the tmobile 4g girl more!
GRANTURISSIMUS 1 year ago 2
These commercials are great and funny, a good idea on the behalf of Volkswagen. However what wasn't a good idea was to lie to customers. The girl in the video is not a "Volkswagen Product Specialist". She is a model/actress. Her info is on the internet for all to see.
matt420740 1 year ago
Id rather have Carrey in those commercials :P
akkudakkupl 1 year ago
Dumb and the word luxury has an 'x' in it, not a 'g'.
Come on VW you can do better than 35 mpg highway... (And I say this as an owner of a golf.)
OriginalPinkbird 1 year ago
@odst311 But, it is ugly and boring! :)
MidnightClub5Global 1 year ago
ANOTHER THING. I REALLY DID NOT KNOW "HANDSOMER" WAS A WORD.
MidnightClub5Global 1 year ago
oh yeah its NOT face-tious, IT IS fa-cea-tious, you stupid Americans with your stupid hot chicks that look very smart...(vlogbrothers video: Stop embarrassing yourself!)
xxXpitboyXxx 1 year ago
@xxXpitboyXxx you make me smile
WILLorMADfilms 1 year ago
i remember hank green saying that it is not pronounced face-chous, its fa-chous of something, dont remember
xxXpitboyXxx 1 year ago
This was HILARIOUS.
MidnightClub5Global 1 year ago
Even when Bill Hader shills, he's awesome.
OddBallent 1 year ago
Rubbish car. It is a generic, Mexican-made hunk of American-market-placing stupidity. Who would buy a car that came with 125 hp as standard? On the street, this looks worse than any old Kia Optima, youy may think it looks like an Audi, but it sooo doesn't. Top Tip: Avoid.
Acct1941 1 year ago
it's funny becuz he can't tug if he's dead....*light bulb goes off in many heads*
wtfninjaboy1222 1 year ago
How about making an ALL-ELECTRIC car, since we need to stop fossil-fuel consumption NOW, as oil runs out and to prevent runaway climate change? Huh?
THAT would be out-of-the-box thinking.
mphello 1 year ago
@mphello electricity is primarily made from burning coal. which is a fossil fuel.
chigger125 1 year ago
@chigger125 Are you going to make me put this into EVERY one of my replies?
I thought it was understood by now when we talk about making only electric-only cars: "and outlaw coal and nuclear power stations and mandate only solar and wind power and pre-existing hydroelectric, and mandate the electric-charging station infrastructure".
mphello 1 year ago
at the end, it sounds like he's banging someone in the front seat
xspiritdannyx 1 year ago
Danielle is soooo hot!
whitetopper 1 year ago
@whitetopper Just because she's wearing that doesn't make her hot. Did you see her face when they showed it close up? Ugly. I swear, any typical White clone girl can put on a dress and she's automatically "hot".
MidnightClub5Global 1 year ago
@MidnightClub5Global Amen. I hate when Hollywood or TV pull that trick.
LTopomcFly 1 year ago
@LTopomcFly THANK YOU.
MidnightClub5Global 1 year ago
@MidnightClub5Global She's a lovely lady. Don't sit here on the internet pretending you're such a badass and amazing looking guy that you have the clout to dish out which women are and which aren't. I've got an idea instead, try to get laid and stop being so angry.
DWest174 1 year ago
@DWest174 Lovely lady? Haha. Well, that shows your taste. I never said I was amazing-looking, although I am pretty good-looking. I'm not some douchebag who's only interested in sex, unlike yourself.
MidnightClub5Global 1 year ago
I'm dig'n these commercials! Packing a lot of info in a very humorous presentation.
focusonthefocus 1 year ago
i guess there was a prostitute in the jetta lol
clicea819 1 year ago
How do I get Danielle's voice on my GPS?
bubbagodzilla 1 year ago
Three hard tugs mean's he's dead. What?
guy014 1 year ago
Is she a robot?
gfellman1 1 year ago 2
ouch, dangerously unfunny...
lancelaack 1 year ago 5
@lancelaack /watch?v=cxmn9u2fy4Q&feature=relmfu
MrDucks962 1 year ago
where did u guys find this billy the bugger... lol... nice video.. very descriptive!!
tantragna 1 year ago
YAY DANIELLE!!!! U OWNED IT, SUPERSTAR. EVERYBODY SHOULD SEE THIS. FUNNY.
MrKevster30 1 year ago
Looks like an Accord or a Tercel to me. Pass.
FascinationStreak 1 year ago
We purchased the 2011 a few months ago and realized we made a huge mistake. We are very disappointed in the new Jetta and we've owned several over the years. This car has lost most of the things you would buy a VW for. It doesn't drive as solid as all it's predecessors, the wind blows it all over the road, rattles, road noise and general lack of feeling you get driving ALL earlier versions. We will likely trade this off within the year we are so disappointed in it. Thanks a lot VW.
orimai 1 year ago
Video as disappointing as the design flaws and some of VW-USA marketing decisions. I'm an owner since 1979.
cliffontheroad 1 year ago
Lmao I don't what's funnier, Bill's eyebrow or his dull comedy...
1Nightmare1UHQ 1 year ago
A 177 pound torque!
Hope I don't run up against one of those.
cait72590 1 year ago
are these cars for girls
ToughNips 1 year ago
Omg I'm making the awesome face right now, omg.
sferb 1 year ago
learn how to tint your windows at my channel :)
TintStuff 1 year ago
I wish I could tint my windshield like that.
siterevision 1 year ago
I just love the voice of Danielle
Milupa5 1 year ago 52
@Milupa5 and I just love Bill Hader
neutroniums 1 year ago
The new jetta looks crappy, I liked the older one. This car looks like...every other car.
Gibsonway 1 year ago
Terrible, just terrible.
KyleOutrage 1 year ago
What if I get the three tugs confused??
theknights9 1 year ago 32
bring back the boxy look this doesn't even look like VW after mark5s I dont know what happened....
TurfBoy100 1 year ago
I like the styling of the older Jetta's better. This looks too much like a Honda.
echomoll 1 year ago
It's not the worst universe...it's just weird.
FlyingOverTr0ut 1 year ago 4
LMAO cheezbrgers stop being delicious
hauntingthegrave 1 year ago 2
love it
jawa298 1 year ago
Thirdsies!
omnomnomnom13 1 year ago