Strong Male Figure

[MrSO9014]

girls can ejaculate?!

[TheIceSamurai]

who plays who

[Nutcase201]

Does this season have a plot at all?!?

[superc37]

@Nutcase201 "shrugs"

[darkaboud]

@Nutcase201 Does all the series have a plot all.

[lucky31397]

if shes colourblind she would still see red as red but she would see red as blue but it would still be called red, so she would see blue as blue but with the colour red, so either she went colourblind when she was 10, or she is really fucking dumb

[animefreek217]

Girly laps is when you run laps the lazy way/weak way. eg: walking one lap, then running the other lap.

[TheEliitee]

wait weres tex the white dude or the you mean thing that takes peoples bodys?

[QU67Reacher6]

My biggest question throughout these last few episodes, how the hell did Tucker give birth? Second, WHAT THE FUCK ARE GIRLY LAPS!?

[Fargesucks4]

Blargball

[sleepyleee]

1:15 lmfao

[Laserman087]

Caboose: tell him how his dad got to third base with you

Church:CABOOSE!

[Fr1tzy687]

As soon as Grif's sister said "Aspirin" who else knew exactly where the story was going for the next couple episodes?

[MattShadows101]

"its emotional conversations like this that make me miss my mom" bwahaahah

[Gordonrules2]

Caboose: Ask him if he likes teeball.

Church: Alien, Caboose. Alien was the key word in that sentence.

Caboose: Ask him if he likes Blargball.

[j0nny3216]

-tell him how your dad got to third base with you.

-CABOOSE!!!

i love caboose XDD

[MovieStudio620]

Humming Donut kinda sounds like Mr Bean.

[MilesEdgeworthJr]

lol they girls cant ejaculate either but guess what!

[CaboosesBeSTFriEND27]

poor donut

[33341superman]

Sopa pipa nopa

[92darksonic]

2:40-3:30 is too damn funny

[jjeremmy]

i want to bang Grifs sister.... who is with me?

[Thehalomanable]

@jjeremmy fuck yeah dude!

[fallout3rulz]

WAIT.... WHAT?

[CeLiiAx3]

tell him how his dad got to third base with you...

CABOOSE!

[Raymondinthehouse10]

why is Grif orange?

[j23dizzle]

@Raymondinthehouse10 because he's been orange since Season 1...

[ilthinkofaname]

Donuts humming is the funniest!

[Brandonator1999]

i didnt no girls cood ejaculate! wen can tht happen!!

[j23dizzle]

@Brandonator1999 when you stop being a virgin...you might find out

[Brandonator1999]

@j23dizzle yeah, gess ur rite...since im 12

[owensvlog]

wait i agree with sister, WHAT THE FUCK ARE GIRLY LAPS?

[megaREfan]

@owensvlog walking

[SMAJRET]

omg i am gonna have a seisure if i see that doughnot commercial again

[purefatdude2]

DOUGHNUT!!

[thekashif1]

for anyone that cares 7% of males are color blind, .4% of females are colorblind.

[giantgum97]

M'Kay thnx

[giantgum97]

Poor captain flowers. was that his body or church's body next to tex's

[TheUnknownone17]

@giantgum97 Church...

[sverredennye]

@giantgum97 church never got burried for some reason

[giantgum97]

@CoryWong707 u r such a retard it's just insane

[MrBolt78]

no



[rpagan98]

kaboose:tell him about how his dad got to thrid base with you

church:KABOOSE

[cheif6699]

@rpagan98 *Caboose 

[FeltzyBoy]

lol the blue commander was the one that died of aspirin overdose

[magicman25103]

@FeltzyBoy loly ou obviously missed the episodes where church traveled back in time.

he didn't die of asprin overdose, he died of an ALLERGY to aspirin =3

[magicman25103]

@FeltzyBoy strike that.... i think u were jjoking? if not then... well go watch the episode

[atlantbravesforever]

Simmons is going crazy with power

[battousai12345]

I don't care about cloud gaming. I don't care about those "we're Mormons" ads. And I don't care about those damn "premature perspiration" ads. Just shut the F up, and give me my RvB.

And Axe, premature perspiration, really? How lame. At least replace these dorky ads with your equivalent of the Old Spice Guy. I know that Tex, Sister, and Donut would approve.

[westlandrapper333]

Isn't color blindness more likely to occur in men, either it is a million in one fluke that Grif isn't color blind himself or they don't share the same mother.

[tc01isawesome]

Those awkward same top comments.

[DarkShawdowDemon]

Asprin overdose....Gifs sister is suppose to be at the blue base......Lol

[Hamer4114]

Is it wrong that grifs sister makes me feel horny O_O

[SirJNicolas]

@Hamer4114 No no it is not wrong. I feel the same way...

[username951100]

hahaha love griffs sister already

[scorpion7334]

Simmons: GIRLS CAN'T BE COLOUR BLIND!

Grifs Sister: YEAH, WELL THEY SAID GIRLS CAN'T EJACULATE EITHER BUT GUESS WHAT!

[MrCoolios12]

@scorpion7334 i fckn hate red vs blue now

[grifballa]

@scorpion7334 yeah! wait... what?

[Boda2ful]

@scorpion7334 YEAH!! wait what!?

[nigahiga68]

@scorpion7334 YEAH! Wait, what!?

[PriivateJoe]

HAHAAHAHA tell him about how his dad got to third base with you!!!

[MasonSOG]

excuse me the wazawa?

lol.

And really WTF are girly laps, I'm srs

[LoveeDJHeadphones]

Wait, where did Tex go? i miss her :(

[justingirl5]

@LoveeDJHeadphones Tex went to hunt down Wyoming

[benzijr]

SERIOUSLEY WTF ARE GIRLY LAPS

[MrCoolios12]

@benzijr i hate red vs blue because of you

[benzijr]

@MrCoolios12 so you hate red vs blue because posted a comment that says "seriously what the fuck are girly laps" wow

[MrCoolios12]

@benzijr no i hate red vs blue because you ruined it by posting a quote from the episode

[ekuLpsaaH]

@MrCoolios12 dude... have you seen ANY OTHER top comments?

[JulianMichael100]

@MrCoolios12 you know you don't have to read the comments, right bro?

[MrCoolios12]

@JulianMichael100 even with the screen at the top of the page atleast one of the top comments show

[crapvidios66]

@MrCoolios12

...you do realise that nobody's forcing you to read the comments, right?

[benzijr]

SERIOUSLEY WTF ARE GIRLY LAUGHS

[MrCATDANNY]

- WHAT? BUT GIRLS CAN'T BE COLOR BLIND!

-WELL THEY SAY GIRLS CAN'T EJACULATE EITHER, BTU GUESS WHAT!

-YEAH! wait what?

[MyGamer125]

Anyone else knew that Grif's sister was sent to help out the Blues? And that Grif's sister doesn't have a name?

[retheim]

nooo the voices dont sound the same



[OMFGDubstepZombie]

LMAOLMAOLMAO ROFL

[chipman1589]

tucker: you're going blind with imaginary power simmons

simmons: ohohoh on the contrary i think i've gon blind with very real power

Grif's sister: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE GIRLY LAPS

[chipman1589]

they better bring sarg back >X(

[prime1ization]

Caboose:Tell about how is dad got to third base with you

Church:CABOOSE!

[xXUnderagedxGamingXx]

I think Grif's sister was meant for the blue team...

[LanceVert1]

Hey.... What's the gray guy so mad about....?

[RandomLightbulbs]

They also sed girls can't ejaculate. Ya. WHAT! lol

[DrakeCaliburn]

Tell him how his dad got to third base with you.

CABOOSE!

LMFAO

[Hunter2831]

@Kaishut- No. He'll come back in later episodes. What happened was, the command got him mixed up with Captain Flowers.

[KalogST]

@Hunter2831 Not mixed up, Sister was supposed to go to Blue base and replace Flowers while Church got promoted.

[SLFChow]

Its emotional conversations like this that make me miss my mom. Caboose <3

[gmtom19]

Sister: Why don't you call our guys, the blue guys.

Simmons: Excuse me the wuzawa?

[nicknitro987]

Caboose: Why dont you tell your son about how his dad got to 3rd base with you....LOL LMFAO....

[AgentSmithIsAnElf]

i wonder if gri'f sister ever realises she's a blue...

[dogzilla0578]

I'm actually still wondering what are girly laps....

[AirMc1]

@dogzilla0578 i think there half laps like girly push-ups r half push ups

[sleepyleee]

1:17 lol

[42logy]

like you've noticed how sister makes people say"wait what"

[Kaishut]

So sarge is gone?

[iRyzu]

So stupid...If we wanted a funny quote from a video, we would've re-watched the video.

[TheMasterOfBen]

They said girls can't ejaculate, but guess what?"

Yeah, Wait, what?!

[davidpants2]

I hate how the top comments are always quotes from the video... It ruins the fun if you have a habit of looking at the comments before the video.

[CHEEZEREAPER]

BLUE!!



[preflighthawk97]

grif:You've gone blind with imaginary power simmons.

simmons:on the contrarery i've gone blind with very real power.

sister:seriosly what the FUCK are girls laps?

[groxize]

CAPTAIN FLOWER WHY DID YOU GO IN VAIN

[cordell1999]

press 4 then 5 for weapon change

[GaaaDing]

Caboose: "tell him how his dad got to third base with you" FAN-tastic

[MAYiHaveMERCY]

Grif's sister was supposed to be sent to the red team to replace Church, who was replacing Flowers. Dumbasses.

[TravelingCatz]

Wait... But they sent sister to replace Donut... And Donut fell in the hole because she was sent to replace him... It's a conspiracy theory! :O

[evangelian007]

I love Sister! I consider her the greatest female role model......of all time!

[shooter3375]

@evangelian007 what about tex :(

[tequiziman]

"Tell him about how his dad got to third base with you"

So great! Love Caboose

[thezacknsethshow]

"watcha know about bacon ham lincoln?"

I'm getting sick of that advertisment

[AdvanceShippingeevee]

HOLY SHIT TEX WAS DOWN THERE NEXT TO BLUE COMMANDER ANYONE ELSE NOTICE???

[sooperyoshi44]

i became horny because of grifs sister XD

[VoelGinger]

are u a boy or girl?

[EmeraldDragon247]

Is it... Weird that Grif's sister makes me horny? xD

[ThunderCavalier]

Given Donut, I don't think he'd ever notice they were dead.

[stealthtrooper22]

What are girly laps?

[Requ1escat1nPACE]

They really really really really...  Really need to bring sister back for me.

[reyo88]

Is it wierd that i would tap Grif's sister?

[Amyo3o]

D'AWWWWWWWWW what a cute baby :)

[reyo88]

@Amyo3o haha i know right? :3

[PocketIsInvalid]

"Tell him about how his dad got to third base with you"

"CABOOSE!"

lol

[thelonelyanime]

WHAT THE HE** ARE GIRLY LAPS!

[hobosrule11]

Sister: WHAT THE FUCK ARE GIRLYLAPS?!?!?!

[MrSoonerfanmatt]

i'm starting to like Grif's sister :)

[TheTrilbyWill]

cpt flowers didnt OD on aspirin, he was allergic to it.

[MajicLaMa]

@TheTrilbyWill

but nobody knew that. if you walk in and someone is dead and there is a bottle of asprin near them what would you expect? its blue command/red command/ vic. not a very smart command

[ponchomkr]

sarge died of..wait what did he die of?

Asperin overdose.

flashback.."wait did this have asperin in it?' cpt. flowers

[FrankJellyhead]

@ponchomkr yeah and the two corpses are Cpt flowers and texs body.

[ultraninjakid101]

@FrankJellyhead no churches and texes

[233lowrider]

LOL they fucked up the transmission to blue team and send it to red

[tylercool223]

bow chica bow wow whoaaaaaa

[x7Degreesx]

oh no i get it the aspirine overdoes was capt. bunchflowers

[rejectofmisery]

oh crap... griff's sister is a blue, and she was sent to replace church's post while church takes command of blue team

WTF!!?

[deathtothem6]

You would think that when Blue team buried Church and Tex and when Red team buried Sarge that they would have noticed a hole at the bottom of the hole.

[NemesisBLZ]

Caboose:"Ask him if he likes baseball"

Church:"It's an alien baby, Caboose"

Caboose:"Ask him if he likes Teeball"

Church: "Alien, Caboose. Alien was the key word in that sentence".

Caboose: "Ask him if he like Grifball"

Church: "CABOOSE!"

[InescapablePain]

@NemesisBLZ Clever bastard :D

[preflighthawk97]

@NemesisBLZ grifball was invented by sarge thats why it's "grif"ball.

[TheAnimedudeXD]

@NemesisBLZ: the last one was wrong

Caboose: Tell him how his dad got third base with you

Churh: CABOOSE!!

[PraetorianOverlord]

@NemesisBLZ he didnt say griffball he said tell him about how you got to third base with his dad!!!!!!!

[justingirl5]

@NemesisBLZ its Caboose:tell him about his dad and how he got 2 threed base with you

Church:CABOOSE!!

[NemesisBLZ]

@justingirl5 I know, it was just a joke. Sheesh, can't anyone take things a little lightly?

[justingirl5]

@NemesisBLZ no, no they cant because some poeple take this seriously



[PraetorianOverlord]

@NemesisBLZ he said tell him how his dad got to third base with you!!!!! not grifball!!!!!

[Stormtrooper9837]

@NemesisBLZ So u make grif into a ball I would pay to see that

[MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR]

caboose knows what 3rd base is but doesn't know how babies are made? wtf

[Onoxsys]

It's funny because Grif's sister is supposed to be on Blue team. Rofl

[shadow9084]

@Onoxsys she is colorblind.....she saw the ship as blue not that she was mean't for blue team...

[Fallout3Master6644]

@shadow9084 no she was meant to be on blue team when she said the leader died they were talking about cpt flowers and the promotion was to go to church sister was to take church's old spot as the rookie

[shadow9084]

@Fallout3Master6644 yeah XD i saw that after i said that when i went to the next episode...sorry XD

[TheEmc2000]

Geoff, i asume that Griff was named after your wife, Griffon

[drasutton]

WTF is Cpt. Flowers and Tex laying next to each other?

[BangHarderProd]

@drasutton I think it's Church and Tex, from when they died in the first (I think) season, and they were burried... They must have fallen through the ground :)

[icillu]

"Tell him how his dad got to third base with you."

"CABOOSE!!!"

[Lululovesyou99]

I Would Marry Caboose"(;

[Bizzaro6673]

how does caboose know what 3rd base is???

[hyperkaihe1997]

Caboose: tell him about how his dad got to third base with you

Church: CABOOSE

[rileyboy10]

Wait, Griff's sister = cupquake?

[86thPatriot]

@roach46554

Quarentine sucks balls!

[lilgerbil00]

172 people had to run girly laps

[waltdisney19282008]

TEX! she is dead :( *plays Siege of Madgrical on the radio*

[waltdisney19282008]

tell him about how his dad got to third base with you

btw: WHY IS EVERYBODY SPAZZING OUT OVER THE HALO PROPOSAL?! THIS IS THE 3RD RVB VID IN A ROW THAT HAS COMMENTS ABOUT THE PROPOSAL!!!

[Darkpup14]

@waltdisney19282008 probably because those people are so lifeless and stupid the only excitement they get in life is when to mascot costumed spartans getting married

[peanutbutterjelly920]

TUCKER PROPOSED TO GRIFS SISTER!!!!!!!!!!

[controller624]

Yeah well they said wemone can't jackulate

[krazykid664]

Next Roosterteeth T-shirt:

"I've gone blind with imaginary power!"