Juice Weasel

[Cloonie14]

0:40 "I looked in the gods eyes and you know what i saw? THE JUICE WEASEL!" hahaha best face ever! 

[0Halocline0]

"sooner or later you're gonna get tired or wiping your butt" lol

[Jaxterpeace]

So THAT'S why Jim Carrey isn't dead yet

[brekachu12]

the dirt JAy?

- no the soil

[xXcartooncrazXx]

im inVISABLE!

[SteveJawbs]

Wow, all these comments that are just quotes from the video. Thanks! I have a deaf brother who doesn't know sign language so I was getting tired of typing down everything for him, you unoriginal faggots did it for me!

[j88k001]

@SteveJawbs I looked into God's eyes and do you know what I saw Gordy?

[Automotron]

"You ever try to drink a raw carrot gordy? *gags on carrot* it can't be done" I cried laughing from that part xD

[trunksbrief1]

hahahhaha "life giving juice" from undershorts have to be semen ^_^

[hibeango]

Wheres your family now Jay!? They're all dead, I out-lived'em all, thats the beauty of the juice weasel!

[tazkongmcgraw]

"You seem like a wealthy young man! How old are yah?" "I'm 21!" "21 uh?!" *thud* *thud* *KO*

[Shoe3003]

the disturbed tone of his voice when David Alan Grier says 'Uh, the dirt, Jerry?' and his voice cracks haha

[ColonaIJessup]

NAS SAW

[001honeydip]

4:49 "Just give me the juice" LMAO



[001honeydip]

LMAO ! ! Watched this last night on TV . .Jim at his best ! ! 

[ToadsMGodes]

0:32 ...LMFAO!!

[DrillANWRNow]

Ew! It tastes like someone's dirty undershorts.........

Not just somebody's, MINE........

Sorry for the delay, I had to pick myself off the floor after falling over laughing, yet again after that :D

[kellym41284]

YESSSssssssssssssssss!

[lilGentz]

Juice is one hell of a drink!

[jumbojuba]

1:26 The most powerfull YES ever made

[2020296]

wtf

[5150nikko]

Real Comedy. ahead of their time.

[Josh0473]

''Don't question me gordy, i know a lot more about nutrition then u do''

*pulls out a dead rat*

[skulldrix]

3 Ppl- ... HES 21 BUT IM STILL STANDING!

[juiceweaselism]

I looked into god's eyes and you know what I saw...?

........... THA JUICEWEASEL. @O_O@

[shakin2009]

i love the way he turns invisible, so daft yet so hilarious

[bloodtippedrose]

This is not parodying Jack LaLanne it is parodying Jay Kordich who is still alive, and in fact wrote a blog on his myspace titled "I am not dead!" lol.

[420xwaytoomanyx420]

the original red bull spokesman

maynee!!1

[dodirtmusic]

"I looked inside God's eye's and you know what I saw?... the juice weasel!!!" hahahaha!!!

[PimpMilkySaysThis]

Indeed. R.I.P. Jack LaLanne.

[RealDJames]

Time to juice.... juice juice jucie... RIP.. Jack LaLanne



[elbethere]

@RealDJames It's not Jack LaLanne. It's a parody of the "Juiceman" Jay Kordich.

[UrharRar]

Ha ha i love it jim carey is like a right lookin nutcase lol, i can fly gordy i swear i can, as one fbi guy said to the other fbi guy about monty burns n homer seeking refuge in cuba"they'll be back they'll miss American tv ", lol epic stuff

[eddy23170]

this is gold....i wish the whole world could see this genius between these two actors

[eddy23170]

jim is amazing in this for sure....but the way gordy plays off his lines is masterful..he is perfect

[rmj22222]

Dont ever question me gordy! lol

[FlippyKillYou]

Where does celery come from?

The dirt, Jay?

No gordy, the soil...

[GFamily012]

3 people have been juiced by Jim Carey

[praetorian2150]

00:55 lmao love the dance

[darkblood0501]

yyyyyyyyyyyyEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­S

[jz881]

@TheTrollKing123

Wait - this is fake? Holy shit, I thought Jim Carey really was an 85 year old juice machine advocate.

[st8oftheart]

"Another problem is fruit, how do you get at it. look what do I do with it. You need to be a NASA scientist to get inside that thing"............LMAO

[48blowes]

"I Like To Juice Them Some Time You Know!!!"..."Put Their Hand In There!!!"...."AAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

[Coriolus]

Brilliant!

[littletwin78]

"The undershorts are gone. All that's left is the life-giving juice." Too funny.

[XMusicalXSoulX]

lolol

[mrceebees14]

The 3 people who gave this a thumbs down are Nazis.

[mrceebees14]

I remember first seeing this, we all laughed our asses off.

In Living Color was the type of show that is right up there with SNL when they had Belushi and co. Everyone loved it, it was ground breaking and double you over funny.

[25stealthshooter]

@TheTrollKing123 its a show man its not supposed to be real. like jim carry would really jump out a window. have u noticed. Every one in this are actors besides the audience. we already know its fake.

[endlessfuneral]

yessssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[19Finisher]

Its not funny

[Parteque]

anyone knows the year of making this?

[rocky208877]

lololol this is so awesome!

[chrismcallister2006]

JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE

[wnt2run]

0:32 epic combo XD

[thetriaxialmonkey]

They're all dead I outlived them all!

[coolalvin2]

Juice

[D33Lux]

Look at this celery gordy...LOOK AT IT! LOL

[ACEBAKER911]

Bet is a RACIST tv network

[TaMurda]

how?

[ACEBAKER911]

Because  Whites arent allowed on it

[TaMurda]

Thats bullshit

[schmegan]

@ACEBAKER911 justin bieber was nominated for a BET award. im pretty sure he's white

[PoutinePete]

Jim Carrey gagging on the carrot is beyond funny;

I laughed so hard that a little urine dribbled out my nose! When Jim was in the zone, he was untouchable.

[copking1]

TMI

[constipatedseal2]

IM INVISIBLE!!!!

[deliber8cre8tor]

Tooooooo Funny ... I love this one... I made a funny association for myself to remember how much I laughed at the quirkiness of Jim's character..... I would change the words in the UB40 song "There's a Rat in my Kitchen.... to I'm gonna juice that rat, that's what I'm gonna do.... I'm gonna juice that Rat !!! Hehehe.... I love finding things that are easy to remember that make me laugh... 'Cos laughing and having fun are what life is all about !!!! Thanks ilc001 for posting... :)

[VelvetHijiSuruStyle]

Another question people ask me, Gordy, is:

Jay, what I'm gonna do about my finances?

Groceries are too expensive, keh keh, n teh teh, teh teh,

God, you're a son of a... !

[JMMnumber1]

wow jay weres ur family now?" "theyr all dead, i outlived them all" LMAO!!

[infrafan]

You can see David Allen Grier holding his laughing at several times, in particular where Jim Carrey tries to drink a carrot. Makes it even funnier.

That, and Jim looks like one of the alien men from This Island Earth.

[weatherdude2]

"Wow! I get it! Now THAT's where the Juice Weasel comes in!" "YYYYYESSSSS!!"

[wnt2run]

1:07 XD lolololol

[IrnBruDude000]

for some reason this reminds me of the sog Melancholy Dream by Rising Guns.....u should check it out......

[IrnBruDude000]

dont u mean the song

[haykier11]

1:26 Lol

[nauris708]

pour the juice on my joints

[6ENI6GMA6]

join the Juice Weasel group on facebook its the only one of its kind

[st8oftheart]

"Fruit how do ya get at it? look what do you do with it? you need to be a NASA scientist to get inside that thing" LMFAO!!!!!!

[godzillaislarge]

cord ya son of a

lol

[weatherdude2]

Watch how David Alan Greer (host) chews the apple and keeps spitting it out to wash his mouth out after drinking the juiced "dirty undershorts." Hilarious!!

[ahkim87]

and his expression when he says afterwards, "that's incredible!" LOL

[weatherdude2]

"Where's your family now, Jay?" "They're all dead. I outlived 'em all!" LMAO

"Look at this celery, Gordy...LOOK AT IT!!!" LMAO!

[king1234567888]

LMAO HE'S 21 BUT IM STILL STANDING LMAO

[wvoutlaw2002]

Jim Carey looks so much like Jay Kordich in this.

[JanetsTalkingRabbit]

I wish he was my crazy uncle :D

[superskunk311]

Don't ever question me Gordy! I know a lot more about nutrition than you do.

[balkthor]

Hell with 'em!

[destynirayne]

classic jim carrey. love it!!!!!

[jackofclubz]

1:19 lol

[Firefret30003]

1:27, SUCH determination.

hhhYessssss!

[quexalcoatl]

I just got a juicer and every time I juice something I think of this skit.

[seanjohn441]

YEEHHHSSSSS!!!! haha he played this part perfectly

[03blasteryfs]

jim carrey is the man!

[BONEDOMEZ]

the guy hes mocking is a pimp his over 80,and in better shape than most 20 year olds.

[wvoutlaw2002]

Jay Kordich is almost 90. He's only like a few years younger that Jack Lalanne.

[aleashasam01]

no the best part is 4 38

[jackofclubz]

i agree

[gggromit]

hahahah is that jim carrey?

[MikeRilstone]

the best part of this clip is at 1:26