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  • they kind of do the same thing every time

  • would i? depending on age.. yes jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkkjkjk

  • The names of Amir's friends make me laugh so much it's ridiculous.

  • It's much worse than it looks lmao!

  • depends on the doctor

  • yes

  • Get outta jail freetard, BAHAHAHA!

  • 0:07 streeter is there 0:13 streeter is gone :o

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  • lol

  • You're lookin at one get outta jail freetard.

  • Thumbs up if you tend to just listen to these, without watching, cause they're just as funny

  • @LFOtobot Because the writing is brilliant :)

  • @LFOtobot You mean Streeter?

  • @LFOtobot Once you know their facial expressions, you can pretty much listen to them like podcasts!

  • @LFOtobot i listen to them while playing skyrim

  • Would you let a doctor buttfuck you?

  • strreter is in the begininging of the video but not after the yellow mark

  • One question: how did Amir get the injuries? Infected nipples?!

  • IM NOT A PUSSY

  • streeter dissapeers at 0:10

  • i laughed at the video and this time.... its for real!

  • get out of jail th-retard

  • Leron's friends names are the best thing ever.

  • What? It's much worse, than it looks!

  • damn it, jake and amir, I gotta get up tomorrow!

  • I hate hate hate people that post scary things on comments. Theyre kinda freaky...

  • i wouldnt let a doctor butt F**K me..........

  • I particularly love: "First sign of a cut, I start squealing like a pig-in-the-mud...I'm down to yell 'GOTCHA'...".

    This whole J&A episode is extremely high-quality.

  • i am addicted to jake and amir. and that one is FOR REAL!

  • a quack in a van hack me up in a can for fifty bucks. no way that's not me!! lol

  • I too have 4 nipples :)

  • What? It's much worse then it looks

  • I just noticed Amir sounds like Kuzco from the Emperors New Groove hahaha!

  • 1:05 not a good idea with amir m8 lol grat job on another great vid!

  • lol they where gana remove his kidney and sell it

  • @SmexyBeastChannel sorry but what?

  • @cirajjaric the massive cut on his side is from removing a kidney

  • Lol there was a guy behind Amir in the begining and then hes gone

  • 0:10 Dude in the background is there. At 0:12.... He disappear :0

  • What?! Its much worse than it looks.

  • Like if you clicked to see Amir's fourth nipple, but it wasn't there. :(

  • @RoflmoflBanantime suck my dick

  • @RoflmoflBanantime shut the fuck up, this isnt facebook, and no one likes people who beg for attention

  • V arrq gb fyrrc... guerr zber rcvfbqrf...

  • "its much worse than it looks" ahahaha lol

  • Their concussed then I walk out unscathed, well a little scathed... Lmfao

  • Amir: you still aren't funny.

  • amir is soo sexy3

  • i just wish i was like jake, he's always entertained with amir ;p

  • 162 people would let a doctor buttf*** them

  • no

  • if these guys ever stop making videos im gonna go outside and legit hurt myself just to teach them a f****** lesson

  • one get out of jail free-tard

  • the guy in the back does a disappearing act from 0:07 to 0:21

  • @Marlborokings You mean streeter

  • "It's much worse than it looks." Best. Line. Ever.

  • If you guys dont make more videos i will LEGIT HURT MYSELF!

  • Omg this sucks troopers is the shit

  • YOU'RE LOOKING AT ONE GET OUT OF JAIL FREE TARD

  • would you let a doctor butt fuck you???? hahah

  • That's because these guys a professional comedians? And no those little retarded videos are never funny

  • @hoogla47 maybe

  • yes i would have but when he is done i will butt fuck him back

  • lmfao get out of jail freetard

  • What? It's much worse than it looks. Haha laughed my ass of

  • Amir needs to die

  • none of your realized that at :45 he said one get out of jail free- tard

  • @CODsMODs that was the joke, idiot

  • @MattCouch98 realized that after i watched it

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...seriously, whoever thinks I'm gonna watch a 7-minute ad is sadly mistaken.

  • What's the one when Amir talks about massage boots on his head?

  • @SweetenThekitty96 Facebook Privacy

  • What? Its much worse than it looks o.o

  • depends on how much im being payed.........

  • Jake had got buttf*cked by a doctor. 0:32

  • Guy in the background dissapears at 00:12 O_o

  • Guys, turn on the closed captioning...

  • do you guys have the scripts for the episodes, i need them

  • yes

  • LMFAO

  • Sooooo fake man! They are trying way to hard to be funny! Maybe we can ask some amateurs to do it better with their grandpa's videocamera.

  • Tranlin??...bahahah

  • admir good job in harold and kumar

  • @TheSPEEZY99 they both are

  • get outta jail free tard

  • who noticed the background in 0:10,0:12,0:21,and 0:27

  • jake:holy s*** what the hell hapend

  • amir is a damn good actor

  • @Bbalkidd100 i don't think he is acting<:{ 

  • MORE STORM TROOPERS!

  • lol looks like Amir has been getting some hardcore titty twisters 2:10

  • Admir: " And I got out the van unscaved."

    Jake: " Your bleeding from so any parts of your body."

    Admir: " Okay, I'm a little scaved but once I get this thing closed up * pulls up hospital gown* I'll be fine."

    Jake: Omg NO!"

    Admir: " What? It's much worse than it looks." XD

  • thumbs up if you subscribe to collegehumor only for jake and amir episodes

  • i thought maybe the buttf*cked thing was going to reference a prostate exam

  • This show is no longer good. Need to get back to what made it good.

  • I hate Amir. Jake is fucking awesome.

  • 151 got butt-f**ked by a doctor

  • At least Jake isnt dressed as a douche anymore...

  • HOLY SHIT i just realised amir is just like randal from clerks!

  • I want to see a video about the first time Jake and Amir met...

    That could be the funniest Jake and Amir yet. =D

  • LOL SMOSH WAS THE COMERCIAL!!!!

  • I can't wait to see Amir in Harold and kumar

  • @malburg13 Yeah, I can't see him doing it but i think he will do well. Good luck amir this should open a whole new career.

  • @malburg13

    seen it it was soo fuken awsome

  • @malburg13 Seen it, it's great and his role is brilliant.

  • I've finally finished watching every single Jake and Amir episode. Now I can finally leave my house. Wait...it restarts back to video one?! Oh god here I go again!! o_O

  • Finally he can die

  • the advertisement of smosh was better than the video itself lol jkaaaay.

  • aw no last video :(

  • Get out of jail free tard ftw

  • After 222 of these Over the span of two days.. im finally done the whole playlist.

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  • Hoodie Allen... That man is a boss

  • Wow really no congrats on Amir being awesome in Harold and Kumar you lamos!

  • He's back at 00:21 tho

  • Where the fuck did the Guy on the background Go? He's gone at 00:11 And back at 00:17

  • @IronyFeatures Hes a ninja. One second hes there, the other he aint.

  • @IronyFeatures Great question, he obviously couldnt have walked away so I guess he can teleport.

  • @IronyFeatures Hmmmm, you just uncovered a ninja.

  • @IronyFeatures

    Cuz he used his one Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free Tard but then came back.

  • @IronyFeatures

    They obviously take time changing scenes, everyone who thumbs that comment is legit retarted.

  • @IronyFeatures His pencil kept falling on the ground.

  • @IronyFeatures Streeteeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  • @IronyFeatures SKEETER! :D

  • @IronyFeatures he is a magician you can see his hat at 00:40

  • @IronyFeatures In all seriousness, probably cuz they had multiple takes.

    I assume you're just trolling :P

  • @IronyFeatures that "guy" is streeter :D

  • @IronyFeatures Up your ass. Watch the real video.

  • holy crap i had a smosh movie as my advertisement lol that was crazy......

  • When does season 1 end?

  • Anyone saw Amir behind Amir at 0:21?

  • Congrats Amir ;)

  • oh magik in the 0:08 a man is behind and in 0:11 he disappears!!haha

  • like that Cuckoo's Nest reference haha

  • aww man! who saw what happened at 2:18?!?! it was great! if you watch it over, it's the funniest thing everrr.

  • @managa8876 top comment rip-off?

  • Better quality PLEASE !

  • 0.25 streeter in the background - 0.28 He is gone :O

  • looks like amir had a hard time saying the last line with a straight face.

  • I DONT CARE ABOUT GOOGLE VOICE SEARCH!!!

  • What?! It's much worse than it looks!

  • Lol. I don't know how they come up with this stuff:D

  • like if you didnt understand any of this ?

  • Is this...FOR REAL???

  • amir should try out for a saw movie... like dislike... i like the kid...

  • this guy was in harold n kumar xmas special

  • i called the number

  • i don't care if they repost it or if i have already seen it but it appears in my subscription box again, if it's a jake and amir episode...I WILL WATCH IT

  • get out of jail for free tard

  • finally finished with season 1 with jake and amir time to finish my homework wait what hardly working

  • > Fear of commitment

    > you can't commit to anything, including the fear of commitment

    > shit brix

  • @silverdice22 a fear is inbeded in your brain in the subconscious and there for needs no commitment. therefore, no brix were shat on this day.

  • One get-out-of-jail-free tard. Ha

  • i didnt get my fourth nipple

  • Did anyone else's counter go back to 0:00 after it hit 0:09?

  • Has anyone relized the guy behind amir is there one sec then gone then back again?

  • holy shit that was awesome

  • Amir, you should get kal penn and john cho (harold and kumar) to be guest starts on jake and amir.

  • "why? it's MUCH worse than it was."

  • #thisonesforreal

  • why do I blindly like the top comments?

  • @sugarcooky456456 IKR???

  • @sugarcooky456456 because you're a sheep

  • @sugarcooky456456 Because you're the cancer that is killing YouTube?

  • @sugarcooky456456 the life of a tool.