Crazy Japanese Commercials

[pickles77778]

omg #1 is SOOO CUTE <3

[sweethartluver]

I think No 8 is going to give me nightmares D:

[NJDominicana246]

JERRY BEANS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I SWEAR, I'M NOT BEING A RACIST, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HEARD!!

[iLul4u]

1:11 WOW!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ummmmm... D: D:

[RadleyBradley96]

Jerry Beans ooh ma ma.

[Novius8]

WTF JAPAN

[espio648]

JERRY BEANS

[mummola25]

Mindfuck country.

[MJandST2926]

Yay Tarako and Consomé Panchi :)

[SliverMonstrosityInc]

Ok um...new petition. For next year's Super Bowl...have all of the commercials be from Japan.

[SIM2402]

No.3 would have to be the most legendary antihistamine commercial of all time...

[mizz2dope]

lmao !!! the nutts !

[LordKaisen]

i definitely jelly

[HelpImAFish7878]

lol tht little red riding head one.. me and my friend looked up crazy japan commercials and i was laughing my head off when i watched this one, i let her watched and the first few seconds she was like umm ok.. then it got the raccoon, we laughed so much, it defo deserved to go on this list! :D

[Rakashin7]

1:10 O_o

[DArkkiness1111]

8,5,and 3. those are just creepy.

[KissKissGaara]

the magic in japanese commercials is that theres no sense of them

[EmeraldSuede]

Oh my God, what the hell is this??

[mewichigo64]

WHY WOULD THEY ADVERTISE SOMETHING THAT WILL PREVENT ME FROM BEING ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT

[101fireblast]

PUDDY PUDDY!!!

[mrswagbucks56]

1:09 ummmmmmmm

[Hanchan127]

JERRY BEEEEAAANNNSSS ON MY MIIIND!!

[Luxo62094]

che che che che che che che che che pep pep pep pep pep pep pep pep

[XiaoDanDragon]

Japan is crazy, period

[mukeshpatelisacunt]

@XiaoDanDragon crazy but creative unlike some country only good at making copies

[TheJMAN184]

10-Note-eating this gum will make birds come out you

9-don't eat bananas from people who can make bananas come out of there nose

8-KILL THEM KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7-O____O

6-What?

5- Jelly Ass yeah

4-What Shadowlooker12 said.

3-Drugs?LSD?

2-KILL THE DOG BEFORE IT KILL YOU

1-?

[hossain4977]

1:12 wow 

[akrongoblin13]

I HART JAPAN!

[Jeremiezourberts]

what the f....

[Shadowlooker12]

I assume #4 was advertising huge Raccoon testicles to little Asian red riding hood consumers?

[Shadowlooker12]

che che cheep cheep cheep che che chee cheep. Teh te te te te teh te teh teh

[spacecowboy5000]

Now I know why I'm failing Japanese Studies.

[TheSailormarie]

0:18 I AM VOLDERMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR­T

[cervezaydolor]

anyone think of charlie the unicorn candy mountain song when the first commercial appears?

[TheUntouchableEric]

JARREH BEENS

[Anthraxinternational]

WTF Japan!!!!!!!!!!!?????????? WTF!!!!!!!????

[DarkGriffin070]

W.........T.............F ? O_o

[DEVONtheShaymin]

In Japan, we speak Engrish very goodry! Look at this Jerry Beans Commercioh!

[CaptainThomson]

Im in the mad part of youtube again.

[HarukiMegumi]

I tried to figure out what they were sellong in each one and failed moree than half my attempts, XD

[KyleeWuvsLen]

Jerry beans... =w=

[mslolchick095]

Im I'm speechless... :D

[sheharyar90]

1:11

Is it just me, or does that raccoon have massive testicles

[zzanas]

the fuck is this... i don't even....

[himynameisbrendo]

i hate japan..

[MasterExploder61]

I'll save you guys the trouble.

0:54

[ferbfan12]

#8 made my drop 4 iq points

[theNovidz]

ji ji jizz jizz jizz ji ji ji ji

[SanJoseSharksFan1991]

I almost passed out laughing at all of this.

[theshiznits2020]

6. reminded me of Black Star from Soul Eater.

[IrishSpy33]

Little red riding hood said I'm a hooker 3 times!

[ReLeNtLeSsR34pR]

1:10 Just... Wtf is up with that racoons nuts???

[littlewingdkuribo1]

@ReLeNtLeSsR34pR its an old japanese folk tale...thats all i know..

[epicted77]

i moving to japan

the exchange rates kick ass and looking at this they probably give out paoti there

[strawberycandiez]

WTF 4....what was it for? :O

[MasterExploder61]

@strawberycandiez Believe it or not. It was an apartment commercial.

[kkkisgaygaygay123]

and titties



[kkkisgaygaygay123]

thumbs up for ballsack

[KingVirmire]

I ♥ Japanese people

[Thefallengamer636]

Wow!!!!

[CaveTro11]

11 people don't like Jerry Beans!

[KittenCupcakeDomo]

1:10 IT HAS BALLS

[jcal671]

i like japanese commercials because it makes me LMAO XD

[wrestlefanatic77]

Their commericals are certainly very enlightening...

[NewtonBlog]

Asians, making the weirdest stuff since FOREVER

[kodavx86]

There are no words. There are just.......no words.

[Brokenache]

Wtf XD!! LOFL @ 1:10

[8lpsgirl]

4#

911 caller:ummmm... its an emergency.....and...um...I think im gonna die.....

cop:why? whats the problem?why do you think you're going to die?

911 caller:Im in japan and the commercials...yeh....hold on(shoots self0

Cop: OH..The...ummm....squirrels?

[8lpsgirl]

7# lolololol

[KeroCalftw]

Press 2 for my reaction to this video.

[KenKenjiKenny]

5. jelly beans on my mindddddddddd ohh you left me all aloneeeeeeee so jelly bean why'd you leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (why the hell did i make this song)

[pissedofwhitetrash]

aaahaha jewrry beans

[OwneroftheClub]

Hm...now im hungry for some Jerry Beans

[Footlesspluto23]

AFLAC!!!!!!!

[Protoxix]

8 is fucking scary

[nairda91]

OK?? Numer 4 was the weirdest!

[iiGetBoredii]

DUDE..............WHAT!?

[Beksattorov]

Why r the shaking their boobs?? 1:09

[hmm1100]

1:10 made me a racist

[OmnomZombiesRawr]

that weird dog thing was creepy O..O i be scared

[dondondodo]

JERRY BEANS

[love4076]

i didnt need any sleep tonight.....dont worry eue˝˝

[KannibalKim]

What the fuck did I just watch o____o

[cereal65]

8. OH SHIT WHERE IS MY BOWLING BALL

[HaskelCausey]

LMAO! He said JERRY BEANS!!!

[h4ppyh4rdc0ril4]

@HaskelCausey thats how L is pronounced in japan..

[epicted77]

Is everyone on paoti over there

[wulf02]

1:12 so thats where that gif came from.

[stargazer43855]

have anyone ever noticed the japanesse never acted like this until 1945 when we bombed the shit out of horishima

[moyronPSN]

Heh, Jerry beans...

[ICFGUYS]

shit you gotta be high to watch stuff like this

[MonsutaAkuma]

Am i right that there the sound of Candy Mountain of Charlie the Unicorn ?!! 0:08

[OneOcean1021]

Seen the banana commercial, the bouncing baby commercial...WTF?! THEY'RE HERE TO DESTROY US ALL! The Cup o' Noodles one another WTF?! Jelly beans=possible porn? eew...Red Riding Hood=disturbing in MANY ways...the chips commercial is creepy and unexplainable but catchy since I've seen it multiple times.

[Kazeron2009]

yes, jumping babies has everything to do with noodles...

[Heavenclan]

This...This...-looks completely stumped-

[jhonofgaming]

JERRY BEANS I LOLD SO HARD

[MarcelSoosay10]

uhhh..........................­.....

[normandyangel]

im  going to have nightmares about #8,7,5

1:10 WTF

[MultiB2012]

NOSE ENTIENDE NADA :| 

[funnyout1]

So the one with the dog equals...

Chips=walking dog. WTF japan

[earthrose93]

JERRY BEANNNZ

[gokumastergundam523]

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ what is this? what the ಠ▃ಠ did i just watch??????

[InsaneRadiation]

Instead of saying "jelly bean" the person said " jerry brean".

[loveforleggy]

Hey, for everyone wondering wtf add 3 is about. There's a nose, those spikey balls are supposed to be viruses and the football player is the flu medicine

[Gentile106]

Eh, I've seen crazier.

[djmaryo1993]

First was funnier

[Whyamibzsdmh]

10. WTF!

9. Japan-land even makes bananas cool.

8. I'd get a gun.

7. I'd freak out too.

6. If that ever happened... i'd kick him into the fire.

5. You think furfags are crazy shit? How about jellyfags, yeah, instead of loving animals fucking, THEY LOVE JELLY BEANS FUCKING! GOD DAMN!

4. And you think American Pie was bad? Masterbating with children is nothing, antriopormofic commercials with animals with big balls is something new.

3. wut?

2. lol?

1. So you're telling me a cat and a goose fucked?

[will10218]

the dog...the fuckin dog @ 1.26 XD. that one did it for me lol

[emarie117]

It's incredibly sad that people think jokes about "nuking Japan" are funny at all.

[Thefallengamer636]

WTF times 1,000,000

[eliownsnoobs]

only if our commercials were this good.

[MrFlooshyy]

Lol

[G36Ghost]

Ironically, I think number 1 was the most normal out of all.

[frogdude52]

Lolz

[masonandbritan]

JEERRY BEANSSS

[choi4816]

The amazing thing is that in Japan experimenting with LSD in almost unheard of yet they come up with the most mind bending psychedelic shit in the universe.

[cereal65]

my brain is full of fuck!!!

[Denmark382]

what's the name of the number 2?

[Perringtino]

Whats with the Jelly Beans?????!!!!

[PieFlavoured]

What is this... I don't even...

[BigSauce7]

number 8, wheres a bowling ball when you need one

[Failfirstwin101]

There's a clear difference between creativity and shit that's completely retarded...yet relevant

[warlordgold]

what is advert 3?

[MrLimettes]

Aww the last one was cute, but did the little red riding rood just say ' wow' at the racoon's balls?

[WalkerZombieRanger]

@masterblend100 Exactly. If ad makers here would get off there tail ends and make something like these ads, people might be more inclined to buy the stuff.

[masterblend100]

This is called creativity people, U.S. ads suck. You have to see the whole ads these are just short clips, but the genuis is that they are so crazy. They get you attention and are funny. U.S. ads, just plain boring. People can't remember the ads they see that day. People can only remember 2.5 ads ever! I can remember these Japanese ads though, they're hilarious!!

[deathsoraox]

i find it scary because ive seen most of them

[TheZombieXecutioner]

0:43 i dont even know what that is supposed to advertise!!!

[INaruto555]

I didnt even NOTICE they said jerry beans until i read the comments

[blububbles1001]

XDDDD

I lost it when they said jerry beans XDD

[SnackAttack457]

I now have a strange craving for Jerry Beans

[hotkitten97]

Why do the Japanese have such fucked up commercials...

[george77772moons]

1:16 HOLY SHIT TERRY TATE GOT A TRANSFER

[FinalDrag0n]

#1 wasn't that weird?

[Poohbutt1]

Why did that raccoon have big balls? 1:11

[progirl2008]

@Poohbutt1 It was a Tanuki google it. Japanese mythological creatures are really weird.

[cenaboy117]

y is the weird part of youtube sooo fucking addicting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tellmesomethingilove]

#4, wtf???

[rey37995092]

Scary like a motherfucker..

[elementsk8punk]

I'm high as hell and this is funny as fuck

[Toca91]

Hahahahahahhaahhahahahhaha THE BUNNY WITH THE BALLS!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[TheWaaaagh]

yep, i'm on the weird part of youtube...again

[BlueFlame7115]

@TheWaaaagh then get a map

[NYCeddie15]

@TheWaaaagh you mean...99.9% of youtube?!?!?

[Ostnizdasht206]

I wanna know what exactly goes through a Japanese person's head.

[FearGreenHaze93]

this was scarier then the Last Exorcism

[EmoGoneGood]

Quack quack

[lucycube]

Banana moustache... MOVING TO JAPAN

[BigSock099]

JERRY BEANS- hahahahahaha!

[Gxyz222]

I think I'm positively turning Asian because of this countdown!

[DarwinSilhouette]

jerry beans...nice



[happyfacercs]

10. Is that how babies are made?

9. She's totally on crack.

8. They're coming for you!

7. Attack of pepper and the Lego man!!! Scream for your life!

6. Forget about the forest fire. The tea's ready!

5. Is that what sexting is?

4. No. Just no.

3. I always knew the tin man was evil

2. Its meaning is just to deep to explain

1. What? That's totally normal! Right?

[guitarheroro]

They did it again.

[sijotakane]

gaijins are strange

[thatfoxguy5112]

10. "banana baba ding dong!" x penguins come out x

9. see? putting long, pole like things on a womans lap always makes them happy

8. i wtfed but laughed so hard

7. ji ji ji ji ji ji ji ji ji! is short for jizz i think... (the stuff was white)

6. i wtfed

5. JERRY BEAAAAANNS AHAHAHHAHA

4. ahh cu- OH WTF

3. i think he said puncha! you f*ck!

2. that kid gotta poker face

1. i yipped! along

[SIM2402]

Jerry Beans thats classic!

[maniamaster2]

Lol. I lost it on Jerry Beans.

[whoiswhobutwho]

LOL JERRY BEANS

[BESEJK2468]

Japan Is Fucking Awesome!

[2crazycows]

THESE ARE THE CREEPIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN

[wolfman3457]

Im scared now

[jason123456789210]

JERRY BEEEAAANNNSSSS ON MYYYYYYY MIND

[TheBethm1]

Wtf

[xiber88]

The best one way "Jery beaans on maaaiiii mind"

[MrMrvideoz]

Jerry bean.

[stalkerman520]

wat the fuck did i just watch?!

[SkinsandLove]

You guys piss me off by saying "noooooo I hate japan let's nuke it!" just because they have weird commercials doesn't mean we should nuke them that is just being racist let's make a list of weird American commercials I wonder what the comments would be on it I am pretty sure they wouldn't be " I hate America let's nuke it!" because if that was the case everyone would be offended and would care but no you think it is okay to make fun of any nation that isn't your own and then you expect them not

[saltymagoo]

Jehrrrry beeeeeans

[TheDaltonGillespie]

Jerry Beans?

[RustyAssasin]

nooooooooo i hate japan :C lets nuke it:D

[TheDaltonGillespie]

@RustyAssasin Already did, theyre like cockroches over there :/

[Epicness336]

I'm scared.

I peed a little.

(sobs)

[oTarrell13o]

So that's where Terry Tate has been lol

[FootSoldierofGod]

wtf is 1:04? lmao

[JeTaime1407]

man, after watching this, im really craving some jerry beans.