Farting in a Candy Store

[zachmanb10]

0:34 haha the girl got blamed for it

[fartypoo123]

and the mom was like pooooooooooooot

[l1998]

he should have said no then farted

[702drips]

lady at 1:20 "oh o oh o oh o Something..lol"

[MrRedBulI]

Me?? Noooo!!

[adena539]

0:55 "and hes all like.... EWWWW! hahahahaha"

[TheMadnessism]

Lol Me? Nooo! *troll face*

[robjacksontop]

I recently saw a Judge Judy show, and damned if she didn't use a pooter to make a point in the court room. I'd suggest that ALL lawyers get these pooters, and when the trial gets rough, then POOT POOT and see if you don't get a good laugh.

[TheLLawliet25]

1:29, the mic hanging on the t-shirt

[gregorcollins]

Jack Vale is a liar 1:44

[GhetuMarian]

Very nice way to impress girls .... farting next to them =)

[TheTbird3rd]

like if you farted while watching this

[beautynmyheart]

lol

[The1uRunFrom]

"are you farting?" "no" I think the funniest part is, he's not lying!

[MrThorzach]

one time, in 7th grade english i got a referal for farting

[bigbbadnoobian]

theyre gonna get ebola with all that close quarters farting

[jamescram87]

Technically, Jack told the truth when he said he's not farting. He was using the Pooter.

[jnson2010]

ARE YOU FARTING?

[magnectic100]

JACK NEXT TIME IF THAY ASK ARE YOU FARTING DONT BE SCARED ASK THEM IF THEY WER FARTING

[trickychans1]

oh yeah black ladies always get mad...so so funny

[TheDankSelection]

37 seconds in is the best!

[magicscorpion7]

haha 1:09 the mom laughs, but the daughter doesn't know what's funny

[magnacore11]

She didn't use ebonics...

[pooyanchanable]

i swear i just smelt fart

[SpyroTheDragon1267]

1:02 Niggers think there so cool :P

[Rotation364]

black ladies always get mad.

[DMarquise352]

LADY AT THE END

Lady:Are you farting?

Jack:Me??? oh no (NO SHIT CLEARLY)

[necmusicvideos]

Are you farting?? :)

[bobomajojo2]

1:09 girl has extra support



[tubefu87]

Are you farting? after he said no he should have ripped another one lol

[DBO165]

why do girls over react to everything

[Nick131997]

get a job

[strpure2833]

LMAO at the asian woman!

Jack *fart*

Asian Woman: uh oh uh oh

[DJXONE23]

he's pooting bitch lol

[punthoofd3000]

if you do this in rotterdam they wil whoop you ass

[mulkovich1]

@punthoofd3000 ......were do you get yer ass whooped if you fart...

[Mr420myself]

@mulkovich1 in rotterdam they have blood's in the candy shop. keep it g.

[NintendoCandyMachine]

I bet the candy store doesn't smell sweet anymore.

[Rawinho]

who, me???? no!!!!!

[miro9963]

FUCK CHUCK NORRRIS

[marcmody]

it must be very offensive in the Chinese culture to fart in public, or with people around you. Because Chinese people just can't never crack a smile they just run or get upset.

[TheKARENBOYS]

are you farting? me ? yes!! noooo xd

[L0N3W01F21]

@isbilensinbit thanks!

[cavestory123]

my friend was using the pooter while watching this with me (we also did this to my sister and her friend)

[L0N3W01F21]

you should do it and turn around and say would you cut that out! or thats disgusting

[isbilensinbil]

@L0N3W01F21 search blaming farts or who farted. Kinda did that in those

[KicsiMuiz]

no matter how many videos I watch, I keep laughing XD

[glavonjagrob]

me??? yes sometimes



[larry89]

"ME???... NO.."

[alyssiaart12]

Lol

[MsTinafae]

i wold definitly do this

[miacrawshaw0023]

WOW that's a lot of candy . i liked the bit at 0:54. lol

[jj3771]

u can c the mic hanging off his side lmao!

[tfey88]

I can talk to customers in a Britsh or Russian accent all day but I can't keep a straight face with the pooter.

[farmergirl70]

"Are You Farting?" "What?" Are You Farting?" "ME? NO!"

[JaimeVigilTV]

I saw a guy in target today... and he pooted on me and my cousin... I told him "i know what that is" and he said "what?" " Its the pooter right?" " Oh, yea..." After we left i said hes a no-life.

[alisonrenan]

0:26 - I DIED LAUGHTING

[jesuislepluscool]

I farted while watching this

[vitto]

the last lady who ask are you farting?..really confident in herself..LOL

[mechiefslapahobitch]

Go to an outdoor food court and and fart in peoples faces while theyre eating.

[darren333man]

are you farting ? no! lol

[emwinslimshady]

0:55 we were in the back right and the mom was like = eww!

[MrAizen666]

if its loud on camera, then if u go near him, its REALLY LOUD. LOL

[TheFreekbagGamer]

funniest part 0:40

[MauricioAE1]

are you farting? me no !! he had to fart in that exact moment

[EternityIntertwined]

I think what really makes me chuckle is that no matter what he always has a stoic look on his face!

[xkovinzx1]

the kids dont mind o.o

[ruzzzler]

haha, this is how we say welcome to america.

[ruzzzler]

this is going to be priceless.

[darkelf743]

1:15 -farts- "Help yourself to a couple samples!"

LOL

[VoorkJTV]

holy shit this guy has farted in so many different places, definitely a legend of the anal gases.

[doubleja]

1:11 *farts*

"Hi guys you can help yourself to a couple samples if you like"

[TheLegend1245]

people look dumb when they cover there noses when there is no smell.

[3vinmac]

The fart at 27 seconds was the best!!!

[PSCreativeGaming]

That was old town sacramento.. i know because i stole a piece of taffy from the store. And i can also tell by how many minorities are there.....

[thechefjoe11]

20 $ jack actually farts in every video of his... he stocks up on beans i guess.

[123metqua]

me? no lol

[ButtsexSandwich]

"Is u be fawtin??" fucking ebonics

[MaxKirk21]

@ButtsexSandwich nobody said that...

[ButtsexSandwich]

@MaxKirk21 I know, no one said it. It nig'd it. 1:39

[iAMeverythingISme]

@ButtsexSandwich She said are you farting.

[Dudeguy1995]

@ButtsexSandwich It's funny, I totally laughed and agreed with you until I actually got to that part, then I realized she spoke proper English.

[xlFireman]

Amazing how simple farting can be so amusing for everyone!

[likewhatever200]

lol



[Hollywoodsteve]

"are you farting?" "NO! I am POOTING!"

[ergoavalon]

LOL farting is a good way to get peoples attention lol

[Soriua]

Would've been really funny if you have said "yes".

[skater4life1397]

this might sound meen, but u needto get liquid ass, and everytime u fart, spray it so it smells like crap, tht would be gold!!! lol

[SuperW360]

@skater4life1397 lmao yea dude thats good idea

[Ronldbx6]

It's funny how we all fart everyday but find it embarrassing and disgusting. It's the way of life.

[NOTguineapigeon]

@Ronldbx6 But still, you just don't do it in that high amount of quantity, around that much people.

[DaZeDmerlin]

@Ronldbx6 Sure, we all have sex too and we all take a dump and pee, but ofcourse their are some norms we live by, but personally i don't mind to fart on my colleague's at work, real farts, i'm an asshole.Or at least me and my asshole work together just fine.

[FacultyBob]

@Ronldbx6 i rarely

[MarinatedTenderloins]

@Ronldbx6 i think that's a good thing... if it weren't like that, farts wouldn't be so funny!

[dynastyflygon]

WHY DOES EVERYONE LOOK AT HIS ASS AFTER HE FARTS?!?! DO YOU WANT TO SEE SHIT COMING OUT OF IT?

[lpodmail]

@dynastyflygon no one does?

[TheRandom0907]

@ :25 the backin up lady looks at the camara lol

[FreshBrewedThought]

i think im in love ..lol

[aniolsejour1987]

Thanks jack @:53 You made them shutup. lmao :)

[sara97a]

you must have too much time on your hands. lol! love it! i am laughing sooooooooooooooooooooooo hard! :)

[3amsabah]

0:55 "EW" ... so ghetto . :)

[acrovader]

807 people are under the age of ten (10).

[madjimms]

FOLLOW THE ASIAN LADY! & KEEP FARTING! LMFAO!!!

[iknoucit3]

jack vale - the king of AWKWARD

[darthsean89]

@acrovader why the he'll don't u het a life at least he has a sense of humor unlike idiot trolls like yourself

[RespawnKingz]

1:23 to 1:31 i think i died lol

[bradjaim]

that is so hilarious. i was creasing all the way through it LOL!!!

[adamtv13]

...

[itsmeadin]

thumbs up if your a sad cunt....

[dylan1094]

i could not stop laughing at 0:39

[alhaqbani]

are you farting? mee..No!

1:35 the girl on the right has pooter

[ninjamuffin50]

how does he not laugh?

[aliendude100]

Thumbs up if you farted when you were watching the video :P

[4520180]

i was farting while watching this.

[glavonjagrob]

@4520180 me to

[Venom7707]

lol, instead of asking are you farting she should have slapped him or maybe become Rikishi n shown what filfth is

[Bakera55]

I like the girl that says ewhhhhh lol

[Boglaboll]

I love how he keeps a straight face?!

[sweetkees]

Very nice vid!

[straaler5]

i wonder how many times this guy got his ass kicked...

[Masterrayray305]

I thought the name of the video was Fighting in candy store.

[iMusely]

Are you farten? Yeahh i just had a burrito i thought the sweet smell of candy would be the best place to cover up the odor.

[Fr3dTheRetard]

i cant wait till the day he runs into a guy with a pooter too

[cbk2035]

OMG you were farting in my city

[cbk2035]

@cbk2035 that candy store is the best

[paigeydann]

@klimber1000 If yah don't like it, don't watch it.

[paigeydann]

I like how she randomly walks up, and says "Are you fartin?" I would have been like "hmm... idk does it sound like it?"

[one8apc1]

I should do that to the next person that passes some gas. Like the one guy in the stall after transformers - dark of the moon. I'ma walk up to the next guy that cuts loose in the bathroom stall, "Are you farting?"

[DonRMB]

I wouldve been like "Me? NO.. *FAAAAAART!*"

[PPeixot0]

1:18 He was farting to protect the barrels from the chinese! POOTER FTW!

[Bkelley456]

LMAO never stop doing this man

[joshwallace207]

Should have replied " Nope." and then lifted your leg and let it rip!

[webk8]

Did anyone else hear the random "Idiot" at 1:27?

[kilrog79]

are you farting??? lol

[poralentierno]

yea...she's just curious..."are u fartin'"

[iscrewyouall]

0:38 just got owned.

[fireice2037]

"are you farting" Yes i am i had the chilli sorry

[PIPESMOKER408]

I went to this store before...Sacramento hella sucks and it's a boring ass town

[SatoshiHikari159]

@PIPESMOKER408 if you hate sacramento then dont comment :/

[taco3panda]

omg i am weeak

[geko213]

17 people got farted on.

[littleone1ist]

@geko213 hahahahahaha!!!!

[VectronMusic]

is this the candy baron in laguna beach??

[BlueOctober76]

i think i heard someone say girl was that you

[Conspiracyknowledge]

1:21 "me so stinky"

[hermitcrab8518]

It really does happen a lot at walmart. Go to the one in Bushnell,FL and you'll see what I'm talking about.

[666dredman]

the lady a 1:23 is running her ass out of there

[younes86hotmail]

"are you fartin?" "like i'm gonna tell ya"

[ssuper947r]

hahahahhahahhahahahha :PPPPPPPP

[mrtankyboy]

hahaha no shit hes farting

[TheKeetkeet66]

Imagine how much fart gas people actually unknowingly inhale in a crowded place.. lol......

[shutyuhscunt]

soo what if he's breaking wind...mind yooo bid-ness woman lolll

[bestfriendsj123456]

you should do farting at the bowling alley

[xzawar]

why everytime someone hear the "fart " they look back like someone called there name..lol

[createDXemnas]

why is it always the colored ones that say's stuff? like eww and , ehh never mind

[jofo817]

The LegLift at sec .40 is killer

[FR3DKRU3G3R]

LMAO at 0:38!

[KillerofMezzer101]

@FR3DKRU3G3R the best one i think hahah!! xD

[APriceProduction]

When she said are you farting, he should have replied, No are you? LOL

[nnasser007]

crazy man

[nnasser007]

i love candy :)

[JizzFreight]

HUMILIATION

[dalila2200]

man i luv tis guy he is so hilaries

[Macr888]

hahaha everyone always seems to look at his butt... like they can see the fart or something.

[vanessa11223344]

I love how people cover their noses , even though obviously there's no smell ! lmao

[TheTwistedVidz]

@vanessa11223344 yahhhh cuz when u fart u get hit with an overwhelming smell immediatly...

[lesleyhenriquez]

@vanessa11223344 You have not bought a pooter then.

[kytrader007]

@vanessa11223344 that is the prepared face, u dont want to be caught in a stink in a real situation :)

[tutompac]

i love how he goes right next to them and jacks his leg up then POOOT

[TheLoulops]

Wow; that store looks epic.