Epic Eggroll - Epic Meal Time

[RagedPanda00]

so fukin epic

[22duckys]

@spartanx123476 nerd

[spartanx123476]

that fortuune cookie looks like the elf bread in lotr XD

[thesonicassault]

this is one of the few things emt has done that i'd actually eat lol

[MsSouthernpride1971]

"USE MORE BACON"

[testnumberone1]

I thought this guy only eats with utensils

[FFreeLevant]

DUMPLINGS!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[TLefevre19]

@SoupcanMcgee, you're an Idiot. They're in Canada dumb ass.

[InVinciAble7]

Did he bleep out vegetables at the start?

AND

@SoupcanMcgee True, but what are you gunna do if no one else is gunna try....

[takingBackWhatsMine]

This is the first epic meal time meal that I would actually love to enjoy consuming, no doubt. That looked fucking DELICIOUS. How the HELL did they pull off that fortune cookie???

[SoupcanMcgee]

were becoming a nation of over privileged fucktards... and its gonna bite us in the ass

[m4huntin]

@SoupcanMcgee someone needs some bacon.

[SoupcanMcgee]

the sad thing is in the back the chinese are saying ching kow gou do yo do chou, which means look at these fat lazy stupid american fuckheads, in another 10 yrs they will all be broke and hungry funny though... atm.

[OneAVGNFan]

@SoupcanMcgee

Just so you know, they are not Americans.

They are Canadians, and they are in Quebec.

[ChildrenOfInfidelity]

I want to put my dick in that thing.

[demonslayer1591]

DUMPLINGS. YOU SON OF A BITCH.

[TJpimpskey54]

i wan it....

[Ragingrainbowprod]

They'll be hungry again in30 minutes

[hurlman360]

wheres the bitches?

[MultiFelix123456]

meanwhile in Africa

[scarretreat]

holy fuck i am fucking hungry, these videos are not helping. fuck

[fairyboy5311]

this is the only episode without bacon?

[warlocktom]

@ilovemagicbananas

[silverlum45]

All of this looks so good...

[Gleekhughes]

For once, this looks delicious!

[TheCrazayfool]

NO tOp COMMENT? WTF? Thats what i enjoyed in EMT after the video! uhh... BACON STRIPS!!!!

[GoodmanDontLai]

"bout to pack this eggroll with more chinese than china itself" xD

[Ashin809]

That eggroll actually looks really good.

[yellowtuwtle]

I made one myself... out of a bunch of panda express, eggs, flour, other random crap, 7 lbs of bacon, and 3 gallons of Vegetable oil. It tasted ok. nothing to brag about though

[ilovemagicbananas]

HEY JACKIE CHAN!!

[ENbdragon]

This actualy looks very tasty!

[awesomepiggy23]

I hope there hands are clean

[prestige21000]

i would motorboat that...

[duingun]

ppl never get sick responding wif the 'meanwhile in africa' comment... how creative.

[Neverstopflipping]

Daamn Epicmealtime you make me hungry

[quatreryukami]

That looks really fucking good

[Maryyeung12894]

where do i get these fortune cookies!!!!!!

[quatreryukami]

@Maryyeung12894 fortunecookiecreations.ca is the website

[Ozone6991]

the guy next to the Goon at 1:49 looks like Jackie Chan.

[LordPeterr]

I'm pretty sure they said 4chan cookie ..

[MaartenOwnd]

Look at that epic eggtroll at 2:22

[nikfaris4344]

I like this video

[asthmaticrhino]

its funny cuz hes gonna shit little gold flakes now

[skylarsdb19]

im fucking hungry as hell now.-. meanwhile in africa....

[MrLiverpoolfan15]

i want that giant fortune cookie!!

[MrTSmith85]

this eggroll should be one of those eating competitions i would love to eat that

[CDUB8989]

IT'S JUST SOO BEAUTIFUL

[ssfalk41]

my mom walked in on me watching so i switched to porn. It is easier to explain.

[xB1IIyx]

@ssfalk41 nice unoriginal comment thumbs DOWN

[SistaBlunt]

DUMPLINGS

[henani123]

SNITCHES?! Butbutbut they need those for Quidditch....

[itsequalsthr33]

Note to self : Dont watch when hungry...

[TimidFTW]

At 0:49, I thought it said "Human Dumplings" instead of "Hunan"  O-o

[MrTinoTheMan]

The guy who ate it feels like shit after eating that much haha look at his face! At the end he's like shut I ate all that food!

[DeathByChezBurgr]

fucking mega bass at 1:23 if your using a subwoofer holy shit O_O

[nvxxl123]

Wheres Muscles Glasses?

[c0cieman]

That looks fucking delicious

[ninjapandaman]

that egg roll looks fucking nice tbh

[death5092]

who else thinks these niggas need their own restaraunt ?

[ukulelehero117]

What was that sauce made off

[johnhamilton08]

Ok that guy with the white chefs jacket. Whatever happen to him?

[TehWeird1]

I don't know whether to come or puke...

[Ilhan336681]

Awesome aisan!!!!!!

[ryan12nabb]

No bacon :'(

[Mika20]

@ryan12nabb I'm sure there's bacon in that fortune cookie chocolate covered. XD

[temidget2]

you call this chinese food? all those dishes that went into the eggroll is american chinese food.

[a913468]

What?! No bacon?!?!

[Rikkimaru12]

@JesusPaid4You Dude shut the fuck up about god and Jesus. Atheism ftw.

[tastesfunny1]

@Rikkimaru12 christianity ftw

[Rikkimaru12]

@tastesfunny1 >_> Christianity caused many years of no science which means humans arent as smart as we should be by now. Thanks christianity :D

[MarcusEFN]

@Rikkimaru12 Agreed, hello to you fellow free thinker.

[Rikkimaru12]

@MarcusEFN Bonjour,hello,hola,ni-hao,koni­chiwa fellow thinker :D

[MarcusEFN]

@Rikkimaru12 Alois! Free thinker

[I3uttSweat]

@JesusPaid4You People still believe in a little story made up in the medieval to explain most of the problems on earth?

[0OoIllusionoO0]

1:48 "Is that Jackie Chan" haha, talking about "(Is it racist if I say) all Asians look alike" :P

[Trance2579]

This shit looks pretty good..

[juampialarcon]

I dont know if im turning gay but, WHERE IS THE FORK FTW?

[pinkchiffonx]

Honestly the chinese eps are always the goddamn best

[MrSirMags]

LOOKS SO YUMMY!

[TheIlluminatiNation]

Man i wanna be the guys eating the food O.o

[Sabertooth630]

that looks amazing

[demonfox910]

i....want that....i want it now....

[PhantomPrincess9936]

Thats looks soooo good :). If you make a cookbook like the rumors say please put this in!!!

[PwnerDaemon666]

The fuck where is muscles glasses

[LoveMyUnusual]

This is my favorite EMT vid. I LOVE Asian food *Q*

[sonicawesomeness]

That's the only time there's EVER gonna be veggies

[ChantelleeBabay]

that. looks. f*caw*ing. amazing.

[fastkid235]

that looks so good

[MrAcheez21]

they use to make stuff tht actually looked good now they jus b makin some nasty lookin shit lol

[dynamite598]

Wheres Muscles Glasses :o

[magicalshrimpeggroll]

MY COUSINS NOO

(look at name)

[Myslynk]

One of the cooks is missing a tooth....prolly ate that too.

[bahnherds]

Just noticed that they blur out the word vegetables 0:20 :)

[MaintainTheFrogsBite]

OMG THAT LOOKS FCKN DELICIOUS

[KHRSace]

Oh man... old school EMT, so much better than current EMT

[TheMrScoober]

How are you guys not dead?

[Hyperr301]

LOL... I HAD TO TAKE A DOUBLE TAKE @ 1:48 LMMFAO. I was like: WAS THAT JACKIE CHAN!?

[kingofkalamos]

if muscles glasses isn't in a video, don't bother to upload it...

[wareskentucky]

where is muscle glasses?

[LunaLove70]

i want some Chinese food now :p

[PhilosophicalMan]

you'll still be hungry after an hour.

[jonnavdpas]

That looks.... delicious... *.*

[gasundtieht]

where the hell is musclesglasses and allthebacon?

[YourXboxMods]

meanwhile in africa...

[demondlord1234]

@YourXboxMods meanwhile your mom is sucking my dick for $6 an hour

[mattamay1000]

the calore level is over 9000

[superlove611]

guess this is a appetizer for u

[Crouchez]

Man I would actually eat that shit.

[wiseman2024]

There's no bacon yada yada yada. I would still wolf down that thing like I eat your mom so STFU.

[greengrewsoft]

it actually looks tasty!

[TGDproductions]

General Tso Chicken isn't Chinese >:O

ITS AMERICAN CUZ WE DA BEST

[STevEKlm012]

@TGDproductions Well...neither is fortune cookie, but they have that too.

[transformer123able]

Ok,we all get it. They didn't use bacon strips, so shut the hell up

[ArexShortpaw]

i made a mess on my bed... ... its drool you pervs

[NONSTOPB34ST]

@ArexShortpaw i made a messin my bed to ...... i spilled the eggroll

[SammiBoo5712]

the eggroll actually looks good0.o

[EmotionalVictim]

damn, no bacon strips , Thats not epic enough ;p

[AetheraSora]

No baconstrips = no musclesglasses

[Dynamite9500]

For once this looks delicious

[MyEricrodriguez]

That shit looks good im hungry

[gummysanta]

haha general tao chicken. DRAGONBALL Z!

[to0muchtoan]

dammit... got me salivating.

[zx04289]

USE MORE BACON

[alex90097]

1:50 = buk lau

[gunjank]

This was too tame..

[InGlownIgnited]

These guys should go to Pho Garden and take the challenge

[Wirlwind101Vulpix]

No Bacon but that's their thing :(

[TheShannonCross]

fat people probably watch epic meal time for pleasure ahahahaha lol ;)

[420StonieToni]

You could've at least...wrapped it in bacon...

[SmexiiSandwiches]

he didn't beat the eggs with his hands the first time......

[Xpatia101]

This American Chinese food - i.e. not Chinese food lol

[chaoticmaniacman]

VEGETABLES! NOOOOOOOOO!

[DanK3l14]

Best one yet

[Pr0teus14420]

I love how the hawked out vegetables.

[BrenndanPlays]

BACON?



[angrychopin]

this actually looks really really good

[youframedroger]

i want an epicmealtime flask/hat

[frankthabaws]

Where's ya fork and knife at Dave?

[TenchuZ4855]

fuck this place looks like where i use to work holy shit even the clocks in the same spot :O haha but i live in Australia so theres no wayyy ,,

[Biggilby5]

once the chinese are introduced to bacon.. its all over..

[brenda0006]

That looks sooo yum and probably the most health lol

[GSgaryGS]

That place should put that eggroll on the menu

[Doglover6230]

OMG

[Slazors]

Epic Shit Time - The Aftermath

[halostudioz]

so good

[sleepyprincess123]

Now this is something I would definitely eat

[xxsgtjonesxx]

only meal that is sensible hahah

[DeLange12]

The funniest thing about this whole clip is the chinese man laughing in the beginning XD 0:07

[ImperiustheGreat]

sooo....anyone in for some chinese food?

[Tangles978]

USE MORE BACON

[xbjohnson]

Clay Carmine disliked this.

[gunfuego]

damn..... I would order one if they had it on the menu, also this resturant looks awesome that sweet and sour he pours on the epic egg roll is made in house you can tell because of the yellow color, prepackaged sweet and sour is red or orange in color.....

[PamelaHanderson123]

Mhh looks pretty good

[IcedFire202]

I can't hAz bAcøn?

[SuperDragonflySlayer]

WHOA! SICK WOK MOVE. WHOA! SICK WOK MOVE AGAIN. LOL

[TheSilentGibb]

I thought that said Human Dumplings, I was scared for a second there

[crlyxx]

No bacon? Heresy!

[tombboyxd]

WHY CAN'T I EAT THIS.

[ImaBearXD]

that looks sooooooooooo goood D':

[piejordan101man]

were is the bacon?

[LuckySevenSamson]

DUMPLINGS, YOU SON OF A BITCH.