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  • that is just so funny but racist!

  • oh shit he got my vote

  • im asian who has lived in america my whole life.. my whole family got citizenship, learned the language and prospered.. to be an american citizen and wanna live here you have to not be lazy and learn the language.. i do get tired of people who live here for many years and dont even attempt to learn the language..

    the only way its racist is if you find out his intent, then you can distinguish

  • I saw this on Tosh.0 where he did his "Is this racist" segment. After it, he asked if anyone found it racist. I didnt. This is America.

  • Take a look at how many car wrecks are brought about by foreigners. They make us learn a language in school as a requirement, so I think a few people can learn english in Alabama to make it safer.

  • fuck this guy!

  • @ozzy5254 Thank you local liberal who can't come up with anything less than insults to prove a point that you're a dumbass.

  • Last I checked, don't you have to pay to take a driver's license test? So, every time someone takes it the state makes money. Why would you want to limit who can take it and thus limit your income? That sounds like bad business to me.

  • "I'm Tim James. Why do film crews run away from me while I'm speaking, to that I'm constantly walking into frame from another room... Is it because I'm spouting racist nonsense?" *Looks poignantly at floor* "Probably."

  • @emby85 your a dumbass how can you make language a racial issue? It's people like you that are the reason racism is still thriving today, BECAUSE YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT

  • @RidGewayer131 Oops. YOU'RE a dumbass... Dumbass.

  • Oh that business man in you. Just how much money do you think you'll save?

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  • @Durbinski5-makes sense to me...

  • This is a great ad! He should be president.

  • Fucking racist

  • @MrEzioMasterAssassin  ahh noo no way nooooo

  • oh Alabama,you and your racist moments

  • @joeeuro92 well is it racist for say poland to have polish as its native tongue? its the majority language, besides if he was black would you make that same argument?

  • @Olikiscrazy yah well we should try and make one.. So everyone can understand each other and english is #1 right now

  • 妈的!this guy needs to get his ass beat by minorities! XD

  • Those Alabamians...always 50 years behind.

  • I actually saw this commercial where I live. -____-

  • "it makes sense to me. does it to you?"

    umm, hell no it doesnt...

  • Am I the only one who thinks this is a good ad?

    I'd vote for him.

  • I AGREE WITH THIS MAN!

  • Is it racist! hell fucking yeah it is :p

  • @ks11990 How is it racist?

  • @Zamininc really?

  • and Cherokee....

  • I don't speak English I speak American

  • "This is America, learn Spanish."

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  • No, you fucking idiot, it doesn't make sense at all! Fuck you and your bigotry! This is why people hear Alabama and think Hicksville. Get the fuck out.

  • While the US has no official language, you must be able to speak, read and understand English if you want to become a citizen and you weren't born here. Logically he's right but politically he's dumb for even suggesting going all English. Personally I could care less what you speak as long as you don't expect me to understand you and you pay your taxes like the rest of us.

  • This is the United States of America, we don't put with racist fuckers like you! If you want to live here, pull your head out of your ass.

    Also, only in England do they speak ENGLISH!!! The United States of America doesn't have an official language you JACKASS!

  • @sturnbull09 Go back to your shithole country, you ass hat.

  • @DollaBiIIz Your country isn't any different than my country dude!

  • @sturnbull09 In my country, we speak english dude!

  • @DollaBiIIz In my country, we don't give a shit what other languages people speak! As long as they can make it, they must be doing something right. American English is just the result of years of international influences anyways!

  • @sturnbull09 How do they "make it" when they can't read the street signs, moron?

  • @DollaBiIIz How does any one make it in a foreign god damn country? They see what everyone else is doing and just go with the flow!! It's not that god damn hard!!! Maybe people don't understand what things say or what people are EXACTLY saying! But they get the GENERAL idea, they're foreign not stupid!!!!

  • @sturnbull09 Not all foreign people come to America illegally and drive without a license and can't speak english. It's mostly just the fat, lazy, worthless, citizens of mexicio.

  • @DollaBiIIz It doesn't say anywhere that you're required to learn and understand English in order to live in the United States. While it may make your options for maintaining a better job, no one says you have to speak English to work a minor job! The fact that one is required to speak and learn English is ridiculous! It's like saying everyone in the United States should be Christian!! It's just stupid and is something that WILL NOT be supported by the majority of the United States citizens!

  • @DollaBiIIz With concerns towards your ideas of Mexicans. You should really look at the benefits illegal citizens bring to parts of this economy. It's not their fault our economy "crashed", its our own damn faults for not taking the jobs that are so open to them!! And given the fact that they work their asses off for a FUCKING purposes (usually to provide for themselves and their families like the rest of us) I think your idea that they're fat, lazy, and worthless is more or less BULLSHIT!!

  • @sturnbull09 You mean all the benefits like drug dealing and child prostitution and higher murder rates and higher unemployment and double-digit illiteracy? We don't need you fat, lazy, worthless, criminals here. GO HOME PEDRO.

  • @DollaBiIIz If those are all the Mexicans you've met then you need to start paying attention is other regions of this huge country! Maybe some illegal immigrants are drug dealers or criminals, but not ALL of them! In fact, it is the Mexican criminals that STAY in Mexico because they have business. It's those who don't want any part of the drug life that try to come and start anew in the United States!

  • "...we'll save money.... and it makes sense...[long pause]...does it to you?" No. I don't see how we'd save money by not offering it in other languages... unless we're printing the other language options on expensive paper.... so yeah, no! it doesn't make sense. it's such a joke that he has the phrase 'common sense' under his name. i don't think common sense would appreciate that. this is joke.

  • Why is everyone disliking this!?!? It's unbelievably awesome! This guy is a complete tool!

  • This isn't even racists you idiots

  • Is this a real commerical

  • @mobills13 suprisingly it is

  • This is 'mericuh...totally english

  • Thumbs up if Tosh.0 brought you here XD

  • I'm totally on board for this

  • estoy de acuerdo con Tim James. Es necessario que todas las personas hablen Ingles en los Estados Unidos!

  • you got my vote

  • @junyto12 first you say "sux," then you say "their" instead of "they're" and THEN you say "loose" instead of "lose." after all that you use an out of date stereotype that generalizes half of a nation. By the way, stereotyping can be just as destructive as racism. You sir, should think before you comment. Go Razorbacks!

  • Typical redneck. Ha ha the south sux dude. Their afraid to loose their inbreeding rights.

  • The native americans did not speak english. Many of our ancestors did not speak english. A significant amount of America's population either does not speak english, or speaks it as a second language. No. It does not make sense.

  • The mount of people affected by there being more than one language spoken in America: none. Absolutely. None. There are real issues in this country. Don't advertise the fact that you're a complete moron and a coward by supporting something so utterly idiotic and unimportant as this.

  • that will not save money and they dont make you take it in any language they just give you the option to take it in other languages fucking racist ass redneck

  • It will save money?! How??

  • this fucking asshole, people like this guy always give me the impression that alabama is racists shithole state.

  • @misterfonix are you from AL? if so people like you can stop this viscous cycle of racism which bring nothing but bad things.

  • @faepmagn7 no, lol Im from texas

  • REDNECK RACIST!! why dont you speak the Native language of the Muskogee, Biloxi, Choctaw and other languages that you eliminated. Like you white people imigrated to the states, others are doing the same bc they want cheap labor, tell me which white guy will want to do the lawn, pick fruit, clean bathrooms?

  • Tim James for President!!!!

  • DUZIT'YEW?

  • No, it doesn't make sense.

  • Can we maybe make it a law that all women have to speak French. I mean, if we are going to start making laws about official languages, why not make women speak a sexier language than English.

  • Aha, aha, ahahahahahahahaaha, honestly, I cant stop laughing at this...

  • While we're at it, let's abolish all foreign foods and only eat food created by americans. Hamburgers, hot-dogs, pizza, and french-fries are hereby deemed un-American and un-Christian. If you're a real american you can survive on soda, oreos, and hot-pockets because those are just about the only things we created ourselves.

  • The US has no official language.

  • I love his emotional look down at the end.

  • I wonder if he knows Spanish?

  • english or retarded english?

  • Good for you Tim. If I was going to move to say, France, I'd learn French.

  • lmfao saw this on tosh. o just about died laughing. so fuckedddd

  • So after reading the comments, from what everyone is saying, it's ok if I move to, let's say, France or China, and force the whole country to speak english. It's ok though becuase I'm just immigrating.

  • @TheBalrog666 Well said. My father came here from Norway and my mother from Sweden. They understood this is an English speaking country. ...and yes if we went to any non English speaking country and refused to learn the language of that country we would be accused of being disrespectful of their country. But it's OK for them to it here.

  • @fitz207 its only ignorant for a white person to say, or do it. If a person that isnt white comes to a country and doesnt learn there language, people are racists for trying to get them too. My parents were born in Italy, they moved here in there 20s..before the even moved here, they took English classes at a community college.

  • @fitz207 In Europe they teach English beside the local language. 

  • you eat dick. that is all sir.

  • @otish7 why? fucking weenie....hes got a point.

  • Parochial idiot. 

  • exactly hes not racist

  • Just say it "Ausländer Raus." We all know what these English-only people want. It just is not smart politically to claim you want all the foreign scum out.

  • Is this a real commercial? Why is he looking down at the end,like his dog just died? And why the sad music? What is going on here! This is funny!

  • @robbaronas Search " Kung pow and he killed the dog" for the answer...

  • As a European I don't see the problem, USA has no official language but it is understood that you speak English unless you are at some native American reservation

    Sad to see morons who comment to this video that think it is ok to speak foreign languages in other countries and what happens?, places become like Miami where you need Spanish just to be able to buy in the shops

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  • @akumie2 No. The Indians weren't citizens at that time. They wouldn't all be until 1924. Stupid foreign scum.

  • Because the the US does not have an official language. Look it up.

  • Dey tooook our JYOWBS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • No matter what anyone says, he has a point. It does save money and whoever disagrees is a poopbutt.

  • The fact that it's Alabama already makes it Semi-Racist. Racist yes. But there not being racist to black people so that's a step forward.

  • @Nascarking24, racism = racism, and you're being a racist d-bag yourself by saying that it's less racist because it's not blacks. Jack ass.

  • @Eliminton I just typed what Daniel Tosh said about this. And if you don't get the reference that's fine but if you can't even laugh at a joke or just wanna act like an asshole then GO FUCK YOURSELF.

  • @Nascarking24, oh, didn't realize this was a joke on Tosh.0.

  • English ONLY!! That's what I like to hear!

  • fuck u races red neck u catch that ?

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  • 0:23 oh wait i forgot the last line!

  • So then slammed two diamonds together and got diamonds.

  • LOL

    I think all the angry people are forgetting how fucking FUNNY this is.

    This could easily be a segment on Awesome Show, Great JOb!

  • As a polyglot, every lingual-bigot can kindly go fuck themselves. Each language is awesome in it's own way. English is fucking awesome. Spanish is fucking awesome. Swedish is fucking awesome. LANGUAGE IS FUCKING AWESOME. Can we get over stupid shit and get along? Whether you speak English, o español, eller svenska, you're a person. Let's put the damn differences aside and get along.

  • @SparklyBanana, I'm also a polygot, and as one, I can say with complete assurance that you're MISSING THE FUCKING POINT, DUMBASS. Yeah, I agree that each language is seriously awesome, and the study of it is even more awesome. But that is entirely, 100% beside the point. Try learning a little bit about the costs of supporting multiple languages, the confusion in other countries over not having a standardized language by law, and other things that will reduce your ignorance. Thank you kindly.

  • @Eliminton Exactly. When you come to a country, you adopt the local language. That's why we speak various native american tongues.

    OH. WAIT.

  • @keiyakins, EXACTLY! Why make it into the same type of situation? We saw what happened to the Native Americans, and you sympathize with them, obviously!!! So we should do the same with current cultures and languages, and PREVENT IT FROM HAPPENING AGAIN!!! I agree full heartedly!!!

  • @keiyakins Except the Native Americans immigrated here from Asia.

    Dangit, I don't want to learn how to speak bear. ;_;

  • @ImmortalKitsune

    Everyone migrated some place from some where. Europeans didn't sprout from Europe's ground, they came from somewhere, but they were the FIRST ONES in the continent, so they're native to that place....and no, they didn't have to learn Mink or Roe Deer

  • @Eliminton Okay, I have to ask, do YOU know anything about those costs? It's not exactly common knowledge, and I haven't been able to find much about it, other than things spouted by a few bloggers. Can you point me in the direction of any of the research?

  • @SparklyBanana, certainly. Here's a couple of terms to google, I can't give a direct cite because of YT's limitations. Hidden Costs of Bilingual Education. GGD-97-81 Bilingual Voting Assistance.

    Official Bilingualism Has Its Costs (this one points out that its costed Canada over 60 billion dollars - in 1960 to 1980 alone, USD). There's plenty more, if you actually googled it.

  • @Eliminton I did google it, but I definitely didn't google the correct terms. Thanks for the sources, I stand corrected.

  • @SparklyBanana, no prob.

  • What a piece of excrement this man is.

  • Tim James is just a liberal. We don't speak no english down here in Bama! We speak Amurican!!!!

  • @opiepaul23 You espeaka mexican dumb hick.

  • he would get my vote lol

  • if tim james ran for president he has my vote

  • @iceberg931 and most likely you are a racist redneck hill billy republican

  • @faepmagn7 u silly liberal

  • @iceberg931 you* FTFY.

  • @adwagmusic lol ur such a silly liberal

  • @iceberg931 you silly redneck

  • @faepmagn7 good one commie

  • I wonder if Americans in mexico demand that everything is translated into English and mock the mexicans because they speak in spanish.

  • @DollaBiIIz they do retirees in rocky point speak English, Cancun everyone speaks English too.

  • @DollaBillz I'm Irish man. And I've never heard of a mexican named Cletus.

  • @VeronTheWalrus I'm American, Man. What does mexico have do with anything, Cletus? Learn english or get the fuck out. It's that simple. If you need the state to pay to translate everything because you can't understand the way people talk in Alabama then you don't fucking belong in alabama. I don't give a fuck what crops you pick or how low of a wage you accept.

  • If you need your state to pay for tests to be given in spanish because you can't understand the way Americans speak in english then why don't all you dumb fucks go back to mexico?

  • @DollaBillz Whose side are you on? Or are you just deliberately antagonizing anybody who acknowledges your fickle, incendiary diatribes? Looking forward to your reply being filled with f-bombs and unwarranted accusations.

  • @VeronTheWalrus I'm on the american side you retarded bean picker. Learn english or get the fuck out of this country Cletus. We no epeaka espanol here ese.

  • Why is he walking through his house.

  • The way he pensively looks down near the end as if he's discovered some grand new truth of the universe gets me every time.

  • it isn't that crazy of a thing to support it is absolutely bizarre to make an ad about it 

  • The majority of the road signs are graphic and do not include English words. The rest have a few words that anyone can learn without mastery of English. The tests, however, have complex concepts in the English language. The mastery of the tests do not reflect the ability to drive safely, regardless of the origin of the person.

  • I bet they don't give English drivers licence exams in Mexico, is that racist too?

  • English mother-fucker, do you speak it?

  • A guy in Alabama telling others to speak English is like a man who speaks in ebonics telling somebody to speak clearly.

  • @gmarlon61 Go back to mexico then asshole. We speak english here.

  • @DollaBiIIz Except I'm from New York.

  • it makes sense, you guys just dont get it. driving on American roads requires the ability to understand english, seeing as ALL OF THE SIGNS ON OUR ROADS ARE IN ENGLISH. get your heads out of your asses, stop trying to please everyone, and shut the fuck up

  • he ain't purtty!!!

  • naci aqui y hablo espanol tambien, puedes a mamar me la verga basura gringa

  • America is a country of immigrants not English

  • This commercial is hilarious. I left Alabama because no one there speaks English..They speak Anglish

  • @SacredSocietyAP They speak english in Alabama, moron.

  • @DollaBiIIz Sure..During my last trip home everyone there said that I speak like a Yankee..lol.. I live in Jacksonville, Florida...Maybe being in the military for 10 years and actually going to college changed my accent, but I could surely tell the difference in my pronunciation of words and that of others. "They say you can't go back home, you know when I heard that?"

  • @SacredSocietyAP So what language do they speak in Alabama dumbass? Yankees talk like you have a dick in your mouth. It's called "R". Learn when to use it.

  • @DollaBiIIz The silent "R" is primarily an accent of Boston and the surrounding area's known to most as New England. No other part of the Northern states do this and as a matter of fact people in Minnesota overly pronounce their "R's". Again, I am from Alabama and have traveled the entire globe and every state in the Union. Don't you think I would know who speaks like they have a dick in their mouth..or big ole' ball of cotton as they say. Get out of your trailer park and learn English.

  • @SacredSocietyAP None of you can talk right. I am from the north you inbred hick. Get out of your trailer park and learn English, hillibilly.

  • @DollaBiIIz Are you bipolar or just stupid? First you defend Alabama by same their English is just fine, then you say no one from their can talk right. Secondly, you said that northerners speak like they have dicks in their mouths, then you say you are from the north. Son, you are a special kind of nutcase that can only be found on YouTube. God Bless ya cause your dumb ass is gonna need it.

  • @SacredSocietyAP I don't give a fuck about alabama, trailer trash. Every body knows they speak english there so give it up, Cletus. You might be "bi" but you ain't bi-lingual.

  • @DollaBiIIz sorry man i know its not my business but that was really lame. I might agree with you buy work it out next time ;)

  • @rodrimarion You are really lame you stupid fuck. What language do they speak in Alabama then, moron? You don't know because THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN ALABAMA. God, you people are IDIOTS.

  • @DollaBiIIz Do you understand sarcasm or are you just trolling? Or maybe you're just retarded.

  • @DollaBiIIz Of course they do! im just sayin that if u want to own somebody then think of something better than "You might be "bi" but you ain't bi-lingual" xD. Im not correcting you, just telling you to shut the fuck up if you dont know a shit what to say. :)

  • @rodrimarion Why don't you shit the fuck up inbred mexican hillbilly. You can't learn to speak english? THEN YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS COUNTRY ILLITERATE TRASH.

  • @DollaBiIIz dude.. My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you...

  • @DollaBiIIz Thanks a lot Uncle Fester. You have completely proven my point. You can go back to your animal porn and cotton candy now, faggot!