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  • 3:25 : "...and I saw it on the Internet, so it must be true! "

    HAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHA I'm gona burst!!!

  • to the guy who made this retarted video FUCK YOU you shouldnt have gt a fucking mac u shoulde get a laptop

  • RETARD

  • you run the risk of breaking your thumb if you were to punch with your thumb inside your fist. keep it up!

  • this-ish nerd-ish is-ish so-ish mad-ish.

  • his voice makes me want to punch myself in the face

  • Angry nerd

  • when he start talking,about 5 second i put mute on my computer

  • punch someone with that fist and you will break your thumb and calm the fuck down nobody cares i only watched this because im clicking any crap out of boredom

  • PUSSSY FIST!!!!

  • How you gonna do that on desktop comp that doesnt have a trackball? Btw that's simulating a right click. It isn't same as pressing second mouse button because you dont have one. This is lame just like pocket pc "right click" where you have to tap and hold for 2 seconds to do so.

  • dude you've got serious issues with yourself

  • hey pc, what are you doing?

    >playing a game.

    which one?

    >ALL of them

  • NERD RAGE!

  • @Newbie814 You don't even need to change any settings. You can just hold ctrl and single click. There's two ways of doing it.

  • Listen you, I saw a video, of a guy using ONE finger to right click on windows, without changing any settings, And I saw it on the internet, so it must be true.

  • thats a lot of work to get something pc just gives you :P *cough* and they say macs are easy *cough*

  • Mac is just being too gimmic.

  • he's right, but he's sure the most annoying person i've ever had to listen to.

  • Hello, Steve Jobs did so well. I want an IMac Pro some day. First my iPhone, then my iPad then my iMac. :)

  • Hu hu hu hu...... Cry like a baby.... Hu hu hu

  • nice fist, although you'll break your thumb punching like that... btw macs suck dick

  • two words: MAC SUCKS!!!!!!!

  • @creap32 two words: your gay!

  • @creap32 Two words: FUCK YOU!

  • Is that Chris Pirillo? lol! He was "Call for Help" on the old ZDTV?

    Actually, I think it was already TechTV by then... Back in the good old days...

  • So you can't right click with a mac?

  • I am sick of those asking me "Why your Linux box has 3 button?" :D

  • honestly, i saw your eye glasses, and i imagined dexter in real life lol xDD [fyi: dexter from cartoon network :D]

  • LOL, "system preference" something a typical mac user never heard of.

  • Macfag is mad cause he got trolled. I approve.

  • you are a tool bag. get over it. I'm getting sick and tired of you.

  • hey do you wanna play a game .. sorry I can`t ... why not .... because I hawe a MAC >:)

  • @radududu90 bootcamp

  • @radududu90 How about people actually TRY to ply games on anything but Windows, because it sure is possible.

    Look up WINE and stop spreading that gaming myth too.

  • @radududu90 these times are long gone my friend since the mac app store came online

  • @radududu90 haha love the comment

  • @radududu90 bootcamp.

  • @radududu90 ever heard of winebottler? BIATCH!

  • @radududu90 yeah i can get a gaming laptop either than gettin a stupid mac 

  • @radududu90 macs run windows 7 better than pc's

  • @DubuqueRS you sound stupid shutup.

  • @radududu90 Macs are for big boys not for children.

  • @ALittleNooby Didn't Apple make a huge ad campaign saying otherwise? Remember the whole "Windows is for work and only work" adverts? And that Mac was for children and teens who wanted to listen to music, and edit media?

  • @ReScaping yes yes. But they do also need to realize there not for gaming.

  • @ALittleNooby Most full grown men indulge in gaming these days, in fact teenagers and older men are the highest target market for gaming. Whether console or PC. Thing is, Mac and Linux can run quite a few games, OpenGL is quite good. So the whole argument that Mac CANT do gaming is a little bit silly. Of course, Direct X at the moment is more flexible. No questioning that.

  • @radududu90 I play Skyrim on my mac all the time.

  • i can feel the rage in ur voice :o

  • dont you even know how to set the right click to right-click?? noob

  • damn you suck so much 

  • That cool zoom App - Stolen from CompizFusion from Linux ;) Just saying

  • @t1czer It's not an app, it's the System Preferences. Zoom was available via keyboard shortcut in OS X 10.2, released in August 2002. Control+Scroll zoom was introduced with OS X 10.4.8 in November 2007. According to the Compiz Fusion wiki (wiki. compiz. org/AboutCompizFusion) it is a Compiz extension released in August 2007. Just saying.

  • @strawhousepig I have no scroll on my Mac mouse...

  • Apple logics - use two hands where you can use one, just press CRTL and Click to do RightClick... And noone sayed that you cant scroll on MBP.

  • calm down !

  • frustrated teen lol

  • the way you're talking to us pisses me off, I couldn't even bear to watch more than 45 seconds of this vid

  • Fear not good people, Apple will release the Macbook Pro Pro, with a revolutionary new two button mouse system.  Just another groundbreaking, original idea from apple. And with the low, low price of way to much... How could you not buy it?

  • @admiraljansen every mouse in the world works with mac, including the second button, the third the 4th,...etc

  • how about a much easier, faster way. click the bottom right on the track and omg, it does the same thing that tapping with two fingers does. made a whole video for something you can explain in 5 seconds.....

  • or the mac guys could have done a right mouse button and spare millions/billions of dollars invested in software just to ajust...

  • Apple should hire u for advertising

  • I like Mac don't get me wrong but the only thing i want to say right now:

    DONT PUT YOUR THUMB IN YOUR FIST!!!

  • lol dell is sponsor....

    btw STFU...

  • OMD's this guy sounds so smug... it annoys me greatly...

  • 1. you u dont put ur thumb under ur fingers in a fist duh *broken thumb*

    2. i saw it on the internet so it must be tue? barely anything on the internet is truth lol

  • Apple sucks... as his other terms, like this

  • one thing is really disturbing IMO.. the reason we bought mac 20 years ago was because of its graphic capabilities... They staid dominant in this field of operation but lately with the leopard and specially with the snow leopard, they fucked up some things that made oure printshop really think about switching to win.

    Please apple dont forget the people who supported you when you were not the cool kid on the block.

  • just by looking at the dislike bar, it seems you do not know what your talking about

  • OMG you sound so stronge !!

    I would love to be your girlfriend, but I'm a guy.

    I definately voted for the TOP COMMENT

  • its really good to have a pc cuz you can update it like video cards or ram

    on a mac you need to buy a new one

  • I'm a PC user because mac just doesn't cut it at all for me. I've tried right-clicking on an iMac's mouse, and maybe once in every 10 attempts, with my finger extremely far to the right, I could get it to right-click, but 9/10 times, it just didn't catch the right-click.

    Here's another myth though: macs don't get viruses. It's about time that Jobs admitted that mac is actually a fallable system.

  • god he is annoying

  • LISTEN YOU....I WATCHED A VIDEO AND THIS GUY SHOWED ME THAT HE CAN'T MAKE A FIST PROPERLY HAHAHA

  • Oh my god!! This is revolutionary...Apple can sort of "right click" using two fingers instead of just one. AWESOME!! REVOLUTIONARY!! EVERYBODY MUST HAVE THIS!! hahahahaha

  • @gecko77z Very inteligent comment.

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  • Good luck doing both left and right click at the same time ^.^

  • I FEEL YOU MAN! and you got beautiful hands.. =P -just one thing, dont ever make a fist like that and punch someone, cause you will break your thumb, so youtube a video of how to make a fist.

  • I FEEL YOU MAN! and you got beautiful hands.. =P

  • With a PC you automatically get right clicking and scrolling. Nevermind the 20s less to start up on a MAC you have to spend an hour looking through the settings for something that should be default basic functionality on a computer.

  • YOU CAN ACTUALLY USE ''RIGHT CLICK''!?!?!?!? OMG WTF!?!?!?!? THAT IS LIKE THE NEWEST TECHNOLOGY EVEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!! HOLLY SHIT!!!

    just gtfo pls...

  • Why macs needs a 2 mouse buttons = GAMES. I played minecraft on my friends PC(with macOS) and i hated that stuff

  • recorded with a potato

  • PROOF MACS AR BETTER. Divide by zero, theres an app for that.

  • my pc is easily 10 times faster ( games , programs etc) and more reliable than any mac oh yeah windows 7 pwns the the new mac os lion i should know i built my pc ground up and modified windows 7 ultimate myself

  • sorry for the bad spelling

  • wow alot of work to right click on a mac.. YOU CAN DO IT BY DEFAULT ON A WINDOWS PC.. This guy is retarded kid at chuck cheese. hope he brought his helmet and mouth piece..

  • fuck macs 

  • Easy.Windows and Linux can do everything a Mac can.

    A Mac can't do everything windows and linux can.

  • My dell inspiron can do that..its a pc,...dumbass

  • @isinotis Could you do that when this video was posted?

  • but stil u cant right click

  • your a cunt

  • So, all that fancy video software on your mac and you can't run a simple screen capture software for your streaming? Jeez, I thought Macs were the best for that stuff. Also, isn't Macs motto simplicity? Isn't having an actual right-click button a lot simpler.

    Oh, and can you bust the Mac myth that they don't get viruses? That would be great.

  • hey you are stubid, everyone knows that.

  • Why Macs does not need a second mouse button: It has a keyboard-button for that. The CMD button.

  • @InZomnia365 yeah you could use the apple key but you could also just click with two fingers on your track pad or magic mouse to get the right click function. it's a lot faster than using the CMD button

  • @AiruhnG Probably is :P However, some Apple mouses (not mousepads) come with two buttons? Is it still just the same action for both buttons? I mean, WHY not have a rightclick?

  • @InZomnia365 the only mouse that Apple makes is the magic mouse which only has one physical button which is the whole mouse basically. But you can plug in any mouse into a Mac. Even a cheap $5 Microsoft mouse and it will work, and yes the the right button on a regular mouse would work as the right click button on a mac. I would think that they don't have two buttons for design reason. Maybe they felt it was unnecessary and in my opinion it's not. To me there is not need to have a right button.

  • I know some other things you can do with two fingers

  • It's stupid that you have to hold down 2 fingers just for right click!!

    What about minecraft? well I've played minecraft on a mac I even have a video:

    Oh, i thought macs were easy to use. This clearly isn't.

  • @mrbeady9 then just buy and plug in a regular mouse with two buttons. what's the big deal? It just seems like you're the type of person that will find any reason to bad mouth Macs. And you don't hold down two fingers to right click. All you do is click with two fingers at the same time. It's has quick and easy as right clicking on a windows machine.

  • @AiruhnG

    Actually, I think macs are very cool and fast and all those good things.

    But I really think that having to hold 2 fingers down and then click is just plain stupid. Right click is so easy.

    Why should you have to carry an external mouse. What happens if your travelling.

    For me that is the only bad thing about macs (apart from the price)

    It's the little things!

  • @mrbeady9 You're not really understanding how to right click on a Mac. You don't hold down two fingers then click you just click with two fingers. On a mac track pad the whole track pad is one button. All you do is click one time with two fingers. It's actually faster than having two different buttons. You could also do the same on a magic mouse since the top of the mouse is a track pad.

  • @mrbeady9 The track pad knows when someone clicks with two fingers one time instead of clicking with one finger. Clicking with two fingers one time will pop up the right click menu. It's actually really simple and you get used to it and prefer this way over using a track pad with two different buttons.

  • @AiruhnG

    Well let's end this. Someone in my house has a 2007 macbook which isn't just 1 trackpad.

    And no I'm not gonna buy a new mac!

  • @mrbeady9 if you really think about it clicking with two fingers is a lot faster. Your hand is always in contact with the track pad. There is not need to move down to the bottom right corner of the track pad to right click. On a mac the whole track pad is your right and left button. it's dumb it's actually genius.

  • "Yeah, yeah, you can acctually configure the keyboard shortcuts"

    OH HOLY SHIT, CAN YOU CONFIGURE YOUR KEYS? DAMN, GOTTA GO AND GET A MAC ASAP

  • You're retarded.

  • sure u don't condone violence... a frosted donut would do more harm than ur soft fist

  • You actually can't "Right click" on a MAC... you need to use 2 fingers xD

  • Clicking twice is not the same as right-clicking. You can click twice on a PC too, so the PC still has extra functionality with the extra button. Of course Windows doesn't always know how to take advantage of these hardware features, but then Windows and PC are not synonymous anyway.

  • @Sakkura1 you don't click twice on a Mac to use the right click function. You click once with two fingers at the same time. The track pad detects two points of contact and brings up the right click menu. This way is actually a split second faster since don't you need to move your finger down to the right button on a laptop's track pad. And regular mice with two buttons will also work on Macs so you can right click that way as well.

  • You can't right click on a mac. COME AT ME BRO!

  • Yeah, i watched a video of a guy trying desperately to argument that you can right click on a mac, when all you can do is tap the pad with 2 fingers, which isnt a right click. As a right click, by definition, means to click the RIGHT hand button, hence the name.

  • PC is so much better because they can right click with ease

    Mac sucks because you need to adjust it so you can right click

  • The people that say you cant right click on a mac are idiotic assholes, i mean you pay 1 grand and you dont even get a fucking right click???

  • Who you hunting down? right. do you have an app that wacks you off while talk with your hands?

  • Dude the people who bitch about this use windows. Get a life, something interesting to talk about, or a girlfriend who is willing to use that camera for something better (or just a girlfriend would work).

  • I'm sorry but I'd rather not feel like a fucking dumb ass and instead just get a real mouse.

  • only chris could make a video on right-clicking 5:00 minutes lol

  • Dumbass.

  • well he's fucked if he trys to game with it this guy is an idiot fucking retard.

  • use 2 fingers for this, use 2 fingers for that xD

    or they could spend that few more cents and add a 2nd button for right click.

  • But still its a right click functionality, not a right clik...... so Mac still don´t have a real right clik, because you still need to buttons on the mouse end of story.....

  • With the 11 model of Mac you don't need to open all of the settings...

  • I just got a MacBook (the cheaper white ones that they don't sell anymore since the release of the new MacBook Air) and the trackpad is pretty awesome. Like really awesome. But then again, PCs can play games... and are faster... and are cheaper.

  • i can only think of one thing... his adaptability is zero.. use a pc and he'll go crazy... throw him in a jungle.. he'll die within the minute...

  • @4gt10Zangetsu84 he already is crazy..

  • @4gt10Zangetsu84 haha lol

  • So, how can you scroll and right click without having to change it?

  • You still can't right click.. you have to tap two fingers on a track pad..to try and emulate a right click...fail

  • @OtagoMark actually... if you get a 2 button mouse, right click works out of the box ;)

  • @lkiller4ol So the reason for this video is what?? shouldn't he be showing us a 2 click mouse? and does apple make 2 click mice?

  • @OtagoMark I don't really know xD Any mouse will work with a Mac and the magic mouse works as a dual click mouse, even though it only has one button. Also, you can click in the bottom right hand corner of the touchpad - it also works as a right click.

    But you're right, the video isn't very meaningful.

  • control +rightclick

    

  • AMAZING!!! nah just kiddin',,i find that macs are not so bad (like that macbook pro of yours) buuuut the price really is an issue with some ( those who don't actually care about the brand but the functionality AKA the logical and sane ppl) like me....oh and..what was my point again..oh yeah nice video man..it's good to let the ignorant know of a function they don't know about or are just playing stupid and saying it doesn't exist

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  • Control+Click=Right Click.

  • @ThePweis1000 2007 to today... you can still just plug in a regular pc mouse.

  • Whoa!! You are so right! It can do exactly what a PC does! Wow, something that special is definitely worth double the price of a PC. I mean, an over priced copy of a PC must be better than a PC, right?

  • OMG, two-finger click is ok, (one) right finger click is not.

    Dude, do you know what you speaking? Why any method can be better? Its only subjective, personal preference. Nothing wrong with any style.

    The crap is that Mac hardware doesn't allow you choose. Anyways Apple is not the about choices at all. Why the seller don't ask me which type of mouse I want in 2011. Why I can't change that boring window border, or use the "insert", "delete", "home", "end" keys even I plug PC keyboard in. Damn

  • dude why u make geek geeks in tag are u a geek?

  • Are u make all video for sucked Mac rigth click

  • Using two fingers to right click isn't easier...you're just use to it. My Dell laptop has all the multi touch that every Macbook Pro has and works really well but I still prefer the physical buttons. It could be because I'm use it...but if it where really that much better I won't be using buttons. The only downside is that my laptop doesn't look as pretty if it had an oversided 1 piece trackpad.

  • mac sucks

  • This guy is a tool.

  • Is he really in rage because of a right mouse button?

  • you need to have hd camera for a geek guy like you

    

  • 1: Get a mouse.

    2: i need 1 finger to scroll on my computer.

    3: i don't need a video to scroll or right-click.

    4: computers are cheaper

    5: you annoy me.

    6: do you use lotion? It looks like your hand is very soft.

  • @PunkDragonmouse Im adding you as a friend...

  • @PunkDragonmouse mac is also a computer

  • @dagr8master Not if you ask a mac-fag. Just like an iPhone, is not a phone! Apparently.

  • @PunkDragonmouse They need one button because they only have useless apps and not games. Mice are better anyways.

  • there's right click and scroll on macs...What mac have these people been using?

  • if you punch a guy with your thumb tucked in you can break your thumb

  • Macintosh = MACgyver

  • u only need to watch it till 2:13 and then its just him saying stupid shit. thumbs up so everyone knows

  • "Listen you...I watched a video...and this guy, showed me, that it was possible! And I saw it on the internet so it must be true!" LMAO!!! EPIC!!! XD

  • @antegamhsouyutube LMFAO!!! :D so true!

  • this guy makes mac users look really bad

  • I don't care what you say. I just do not like your voice.

  • Theres no right click on a Mac though

  • How fucking annoying can someones fucking voice get?!

  • i love it how poor people like pcs :-)

  • 2:55 "I go insane" - Yeah there's one thing in your life you've succeeded in all right.

  • No one has ever said to me "Oh you can't right click on a Mac!".

  • @jamesbond6420 that's because they don't have macs.. LOL they are not needed.. Microsoft sells 5 to 1.. that right there tells you MAC FAILS..

  • you sound like you found a cure for cancer!!

  • Congrats, you are the epitome of nerdiness. I’m not a PC either.

  • U are an ass PC Is tha Best !!

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  • you right click the same way as you do for those touchpads on pcs, two fingers click. But real mice with at least 2 buttons are so much more efficient.

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  • more like why pc doesnt need to tap with more than two fingers

  • i like lockergnome, i hate macs.