Massive, disgusting back cyst (ultimate video, nasty).

[Bina8810]

Your mother is not heavy handed your a fuckin pussy man up! And learn some fucking respect!

[Proxy01001298]

it's a back nipple

[catmom1975]

It's the penis head of his parasitic twin

[sblanco100]

Dude your a big ass whip!!! Take the pain. She is barely doing anything.

[Ellen52381]

Yuck, she's milking it like it's an udder. I am all for at home cyst removal but this dude should've just seen a doc. Way too much of a bitch to handle the pain med free variety! And what do you do with huge skin sac left?

[srubi74]

This is too disgusting to go on my cysts from hell playlist... I think I started to tune it out when the fat guy started talking about wiping his ass

[thevisele]

you big bitch- She is doing what you asked her to do and she is barely touching the damn thing- and oh yeah it looks like a freaking man NUT on your back- misplaced I suppose.. LOL

[desa27]

my girl is blowing me while i watch this nasty shit god i need help lmao

[angell1970]

Clearly Justin Lee Collins doing the filming & commentary. "Looks like porridge. Butter. Porridge and butter". Lol

[Lucyanne1377]

... That thing, take him out back & spray all that sand outta his vagina! Lordy!!

[Lucyanne1377]

When you're finished squeezing that t

[Rubojeja]

A pair of hedge clippers would have worked great , then she could have popped the abcess

[huntreboy]

Why the fuck would you let that nasty third nipple grow out of your side for 10 years without seeking medical help for that. Now it looks like an empty scrotum.

[matts1115]

fat nasty slob

[LeahChiquita83]

nipple hahahah

[jlsortore]

what is a fuckting pussy you fat ass nasty non pussy getting fagit

[Doublelife19851]

Duh, go to the doctor....



[malib02]

that is fucking nasty...damn....

[jlsortore]

I hope the fat arse js reading this because he is a big fing pussy.

[TheLitobandito]

@jlsortore fuckintg pussy and lasyman!!



[CableTrainer]

Mom needs to bitch-slap her ungrateful brat of a son, take some pliers, and rip that sonofabitch right off! Problem solved ;-)

[Sailornancypants]

What a twat. Man up!

[TheMetalHead102]

Why the fuck do i have this massive urge to taste that thing?

[daisylaird]

Get to the hospital your a disgrace

[Esaron]

it looks like she's milking an udder...

[chelly63]

How nasty are you to talk to your mother like that, and to swear at her in that way and she was not even pressing on it hard,,if you had talked to me in that way,believe me I'd have squeezed it so hard,you would wish you had not been born, personally I think it's your brain

[TraineeHero]

Dear Mother of the Ungrateful Fat Git, You have the patience of a saint and you have my deepest sympathies. No-one should have to deal with that disgusting lump, and I am not talking about the cyst. Yours sincerely,  Trainee Hero

[wcbigdude]

this guys a ungreatful little bitch

[KittyMembrane1992]

Dude got a third nipple on your back and i bet that cyst is bigger then both your balls and penis!

[shannondawn44]

Both of these men are using terrible language in front of this poor lady . Completely disrespectful and disgusting , ( in many ways ) .

[adammertje]

go see a doctor , fucking retard

[datboijsam]

so this is what breast feeding is like...

[saralovespuppies123]

i swear it looks like a tiny ball....probably the only one he has :P

[lunasangria]

its like a disgusting nipple!

[TheDenialTwisstt]

it's like putty

[9threalm]

Dahhh stop stroking it and squeese it damn it

[SeleneMalfoy]

for fuck's sake, it's kinda giving birth to pus slobs.... disgusting.

[nachoelanciano]

No wonder why he is still a virgin if he can have that thing 10 years, how about a visit to the doctor.

[twinpin3]

Completely agree with you... his poor mother with that horrible language! He should be ashamed of himself.

[angell1970]

How disgusting you are. Your poor mum. You should NEVER have asked her to do this then sit effing & blinding. RESPECT your mother FFS! That should have been done by a doctor. You really are a rather abhorrent individual. Why not: have a good wash, get your hair cut, stop being a salad-dodger, get a job and move out of your poor mum's house! The rest of your videos show what a hopeless prick you are.

[wantit1]

It is like a third tit. Or a penis that he can actually see

[wantit1]

Weird he seems so clean

[SangoxEngland]

What a british bastard!

[shannondawn44]

terrible !!!! what a way to talk to your mother , Shame on you !!!

[shyan123ful]

Dude Your A Pussy Grow Up And Have More Respect For Your Mother !

[MrSunshineinthesky]

if i spoke to my mum in that manner i am certain she would have promplyg layed a beat down of mass beyond inagination on me. the cyst would be the least of my problems. shame on that fat slob.

[bambis46]

If that was my son and he spoke to me like that - after he's asking for help with his awful dirty cyst - I would have punched that cyst and made it explode! You are rude and disgusting & and you owe your mother an apology! And take a bloody bath for christs sake!

[clau1407]

@bambis46 can i add, he should also shave, wash his hair properly, go on a serious diet/stop eating junk...

[HavinFunist]

just cut it off

[MrFunxy]

3:50 probs wut his dick looks like >:P

[graverobber35]

I agree with the rest of you...What a foul mouth , and speaking that way to his mother. That fat bastard is a disgrace===not for being fat, but for his slovenly nature and lack of manners

[mikey691976]

his mother should have told this twat to bite down on a piece of leather as she jus sliced the whole thing off, the told him to lose 80 p[ounds cut his hair get a fucking job and stop being such a whiny pussy bitch.

[madtrader117]

He said "No blood, just porridge" ... Lol

[newone13073]

I despise this fat fucker! Shoulda just chopped it off with a meat cleaver! Nasty bastard! Mum is a saint for touching you!

[Hunkyfish20]

looks like his penis. 

[TheBudgielover34]

I agree nasty !! its called washing! try giving birth !! I fell and cut my baby toe where it bends and had stiches I DIDN'T EVEN CRY ! suck it up princess !!!

[cstalley]

It looks like she's pulling your tiny pecker

[GetSidewaizz]

fat fuck couldn't reach that part of his back when he showers :L

[rodnrach]

Oh FFS just squeeze the damn thing!!!

[pvccat1]

get pissed - and treat it like a pilot in trouble - EJECT EJECT EJECT !!!!!!!!! in one go from the base

[thicks0115]

what is that?? A side titty spitting out spoiled milk?? Nasty!!!

[urbangal60]

With NHS in the UK why aren't they at the doctor's getting this done??

[shakeyjake1993]

if i seen u in england id slap you ur fat,dirty and scruffy

[Letsdothewave]

...is it just me, or would someone else not wait TEN YEARS to do something about that thing....?

[blitz7341]

what a pussy shes not even sqeezing it more like shes petting it

[BooteyMasta]

I thought that was his penis!

[emogangstercowgirl]

what a whiny man! let her just give one good squeeze and it will be done and over with

[blackpeter70]

GRIP IT AND RIP IT!!!!

[spicyspeece]

its like she's milking an utter



[MrFedupwiththis]

@spicyspeece ...the word is udder not utter you thick twat....

[spicyspeece]

@MrFedupwiththis okay ass hole.

[spicyspeece]

someone is a fucking pussy. just squeeze the shit outta that. shes barely even touching you quit yelling about her "squeezing too fucking hard!"

[bghomedawg]

Lame sauce! What a pussy, no balls at all. 

[dollydot123]

Painful?! Your mum is hardly touching you! Gordon Bennett, it's a good job you're a bloke, isn't it? If you think that's painful, think of what your mum had to go through when she gave birth to a big fat lard arse like you!

[chrisc2116]

What a lowlife. Shov el it all back in and seal him up!

[UL439]

shut up you pussy! what a pussy, almost unbelievable! pussy!

[juliev44]

title should be massive digusting wimp

[juliev44]

what a pussy

[seasaming]

can't bear so little results trying to clean the skin, they would better see a doctor and have this removed properly!

[Ford88Girl]

wow what a loser

[jetcitynorthstar]

If he were a horse someone would have shot him years ago.

[skyalabama]

think instead of swearing at your poor mum...try giving her a hug and saying thank you for sorting that grosse thing out on your back!!!!

[TheDragonluvinlatina]

It looks like a sick dic.k head shi.tting! That guy is such a pussy for pain man!

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

I would have put a vise grip on fat boy and cleared that thing right up.

[SkitzoFreek187]

soo what everyone wants to joke on him cuz hes fat? if he was skinny or whatever u wouldnt say shyt..

[miltwife]

bofl bitch ass talking bout squeezin too hard ctfu

[Allstarweekendbigfan]

Take a shower you fat nasty disgusting prick of a mamas boy! You disgust me! It looks like you have a dick hanging off the side of your rolls!

[minnetonka121]

if i was his mom i would rip that thing off and make him eat it. hes a terrible son, talking to his mom lile that.

[AllmostDomo]

LIKE MILKEING A COW!

[RBNightlinger]

What a fucking pussy! Deal with it, lardass.

[4plzn]

that rite there is a nut sack, with his mum milking it

[smoothMousePad]

It's not the cyst that is disgusting... It's that fat fucking blob of a "man". He is disgusting.

[amkitty130]

Your a big p*ssy lol

[Warrendoe]

Please don't think of him as typically English....I'm a nice Lady Brit ashamed to see this twat, his ignorance and bad manners but i think the grey goo is the last of his brain cells

[Zyrdrak]

Grab it at the base and squeeze it like an udder!!!

[latinalove1234]

If he talked to me that way, I would give that a good, hard squeeze. His poor mother, what an ass hat.

[sarahbird27]

What's it look like?

Like porridge, like butter, like porridge and butter..

[skippingrhyme]

Typical Englishman illiterate, disrespectful, lazy, lack of hygiene and a pussy. Faggot

[JonGreenbeard]

@skippingrhyme Illiterate really ..... I'm impressed ..... you can tell he can't read or write from watching a video, and i think you were looking for the word unhygienic mate, seriously go read a fucking book before you insult someone, let alone a whole country of people that are smarter than you

[alicianadragonn14]

So the fat slob says that God doesn't exist???

[dixiecrystal8]

This guy is a nasty slob! He said he's had the cyst for 10 years? The way he talks to his mother is awful! What a foul-mouthed disrespectul whiner! Go to the Dr then learn some manners!

[apppleass22]

This ugly basture needs to get a job and stop depending on mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RinniAgdhi]

stop whinging. you're giving the english a bad reputation. and of course it's going to hurt! your mum shouldnt have to take care of you, you pansy! if you wear as big as your filthy mouth were, you would shutup and take it like a real adult.

[BflatEagleJ]

She goes so freaking slow

[nataliejadeingram]

That is like a fucking dick hanging off your back. If I was your mother I would have got the scissors and just cut the fucker off you prick!

[Dachshund0]

Stop talking to your Mum like that you whining pommie bastard

[OBEYoooGIANT]

that's not a cyst, your body is creating new places to store fat

[juliush6969]

it's like a puss udder

[Omnicron116]

@juliush6969 She milked the CRAP out of it



[nursenaenaelvn]

just grab it and squeeeeeeeeeeeeze! then pop him on his head!

[CelestialRayne2010]

if she was heavy handed, your mouth would have been busted open already. maybe you shouldn't have been such a spoiled brat and ppl wouldnt have such bad things to say.

[julri1]

god like trying to milk an recalcitrant cow!

your lucky your mother doesn't belt you one around the ear hole. i hope you had that thing properly removed.

[shead32]

omg why you would let it get this big ie leaving it ten years is shamefull after 1 week u should of gone docs after all there is nhs so no exscuse shame on you for talking to your mother like that !!!!!!!

[july2hyy]

go to the dr man!! cut that thing off after skuizzing it!!

[cimex101]

Should have put some fishing line around his neck and twisted it with a stick more like!! If I was his mother I would have stabbed it with a screwdriver. He doesn't sound English to me. What an asshole!!

[CBALLEN]

Should have put some fishing line around the bottom and twisted it with a stick.

[828diamondgirl]

3:17 - Point of intereste, this is further proof that God doesn't exist....REALLY? Why because you have poor hygiene and got a massive boil which comes from dirt and clogged pores, which can be avoided by cleaning your fat rolls with hot water and soap? Too funny, can't blame yourself for your own boils so you gotta blame God, I have heard it all now. You are a very sad bloak or bloke. Perhaps the Queen can do better, since she has power over God, in your eyes. You are sad dude..very sad.

[828diamondgirl]

OMG, she is barely touching it and you are screaming at her! Do it yourself you disrespectful twit! I hope when you saw this video, you realized just how much of an asshole you are! How else is mum suppose to get the stuff out if she doesn't compress it? In your mind, because she is "mum" she is suppose to fix everyting with little or no discomfort? PUUUUHHHHLLLLLEEEEEZZZZZZZ!!!!­!

[828diamondgirl]

This looks like a tumor. You really should have this tested by a medical professional to see what you are dealing with. Doesn't UK have socialized medicine? Won't cost you anything, so you can't use that as an excuse. Please don't come to US with that infectious thing, we have enough nasty diseases brought over by illegal mexican immigrants, we don't need anymore super virus infections that are resistant to massive doses of antibiotics.

[jrzydiva1]

This jerkoff needs to be milked! If I was his mother I would have grabbed that thing and yanked it the hell off! First off he sounded like a bitch,she was hardly touching it and he cried like a baby and secondly there is a reason you still live with your mom you ugly disrespectful fat dirty prick ! Looked like you had an uncircumcised dick hanging off your side

[NewEnglanddur]

why didn't you go to a doctor to get that removed much earlier?! Gross. And having someone treat that at home is a mistake - things like that can become infected and then you can end up with a crater and a wound that has to be packed.

[jrzydiva1]

@NewEnglanddur he already is going to...it already had a drain hole on the end all she had to do is touch it and he was leaking...imagine how bad he stunk saying he was at work and his shirt touched it and it busted a nut all over his clothes...he is just so gross

[fatalexcerpts]

wasn't there a part two to this? it may or may not have been removed? i can't stop watching this one, because it looks like a cow udder... and the stuff that comes out is so thick. i need to see MORE!

[xX69JeNn69Xx]

it looks like one of his testicles ended up in the wrong spot 

[pepon811]

it looks like she is mliking him O.O

[Jentheledge100]

if mum squeezes too hard ya sook do it yourself !!!!

[47thstreetsupplyco]

looks like a cow utter

[SporadicReaperF20]

This guy needs to be walked out back, shot, fed to the wolves and have his bones spread out for the neighborhood mutts...

[ekim2121]

This guy is so gross - seriously, so sick n disgusting. I particularly loved how he started his video explaining how he was taking a shit and opened his Cyst while wiping his ass - LOL What a disgusting looser.

[formerevolutionist]

I muted it after the first minute. His mouth is more disgusting than that thing on his side.

[RochelletheRealtor]

I've never seen a man with so many stretch marks.

[iLLUMiNATiONRECORDz]

Id punch you in the back of the head and knock you out...then id cut it off with scissors. u would wake up with a huge hole in your back..thats fucking nasty..u definetly have cancer

[iLLUMiNATiONRECORDz]

looks like an elf's nutsack and stop being a fag to your grandma, and be a fucking man and crush that bitch..this the first cyst video i seen where the guy was a total pussy!

[myawesomhubby]

Your such a pussy! If you were my son and talked to me like that I would have rubbed that porrdgy napkin in your fucking mouth!!

[princezak25]

Take.a shower u fuckin pig! U sir.discust me

[Jljjc5]

I love how the one guy keeps calling it "porridge"  haha

[crazyazcordova]

I can't stand listening to that fat effing baby talk so disrespectfully to his mum. What a porking asshole.

[kelliec73]

it's taking her so damn long I can't even watch the whole thing, frigging boring!

[TwizEastwood]

who couldve guessed, the fat, oily dirty, nasty mamas boy is a big raging pussy. jesus take a shower you fat turn and you wont get these fucken disgusting growths on your body. this isnt normal!!!

[lifehatesmespll9]

Tie a rope around that thing, and rip it off.

[pleasures704]

could he be more disgusting? Greasy hair, fat, zit covered and that big nipple cyst on his side....ugh.... just squeeze that thing and be done with it.

[Memoria777]

Just snip the thing off & kill it with fire!

[aimaroosmom]

How in the world could you let something like that get that big? If thats how big it is on the outside, how much is in the inside?!?!?

[lagundafire]

i wonder how often you get laid. probs still a virgin "fat man, living with his mum in the midlands" doesnt have a great ring to it.

[TheChefjohnny]

it looks like you're growing extra "balls" off of your body ! that's not normal dude. looks like we need to shower more often and cut the hair- hygiene my man HYGIENE !!!

[ntsosnowball]

what a whiny bitch

[leeroyjetsonsbitch]

fucking puff, this fat prick makes me ashamed to be english

[kquinney]

its probably not the best idea to squeeze it at the tip, do it at the base to avoid pushing the shit further inside him

[JieriCian]

What a pussy.

[deidrajoely]

Looks like a Nipple! lol

[faith808girl]

you obviously dont know what heavy-handed is

[kristalcorrea]

looks like a very small penis with an STD



[Phoenixmike100]

Lets start with this you big fat fuck..thats your mother your bitching to "Oh" what the fuck is "Oh???? Shut up and take it like a man..if you are man..Otherwise, go to a doctor and save your mom all of your grief

[jozsefkacsa]

You fucking big pussy u ask your Mom than u give her shit when she squizz it u fucking idiot.I bet u never get laid in your life u filthy fucker.You should of taken care of that yrs ago.That is not right that thing was on your back for how many yrs???Fuck man u make me sick u make ur poor mom do that GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR How can u let yourself go like that man.I just hope that from now on you will start to look after yourself all around if u get what I am telling u.God Bless ur Mom and Dad

[wyccanchik]

did he say no blood just porridge?

[jobinista]

There is something wrong with you if you have to get your mama to milk your back-udder....

[Fordtrucksown]

just save yourself some pain and buy some sterile syringes, 18 gauge needles and aspirate the fluid. Squeezing is possibly the most painful route for removing that fluid... if it can be called fluid...

[ReFLuXViruS]

Should have just squeezed on th bottom and pulled it towards you.



[ReFLuXViruS]

Congrats on the new ballsack.

[polarbear1088]

omg! no lie... it almost looks like a ball sak! xDDDDD

[darthspeaks]

Fuck! Just use a machete! You should have come in with one and see the expression on this fat pussy's face.

Crap! He's a fucking pussy!

[Mommyshnugs]

I love Pippin in the background "...porridge and butter..." lol!

[dito410]

how in the world do you not notice a 2nd 2inch dick growing on the side of your back

[donniebrasco24]

looks like a fat english man's penis

[TheBudgielover34]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !

[HPUalumni92]

"God save the Queen!" Heck the Queen doesn't have it as bad as this guy.