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  • wtf..asslickers

  • *for

  • Payed the fine fore what..Picking up flowers?

  • wtf so he took on a barbarian and a wizard, but he cant take on a guard?

  • @JackDaBomb888 Well, since this wasnt directed to Skyrim (it was directed to Oblivion) yeah, Imperial guards are pretty tough.

  • 0:07 he said nigger????

  • its just like DaggerFall

  • Town guards don't fuck around...

  • lol when he was Rolling down the hill he should have said FUS RO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH getting shot into the sky

  • What say you in your defence:

    Me: kiss my arse

  • he died like a little girl.

  • Hit: "§"

    Type: TGM

    Press enter.

    ..

    Problem, City guard?

  • After all that, one guard does him in :D

    Though it was odd how he followed the adventurer around. Usually you have to be in a city or town for the law to apply :D

  • This ending has more views than the other. Really says something

  • Got raped by a single guard?

    dude my little sister can take on 3 guards with basic weapons and armor on hard in Oblivion.

    To get killed by a single guard is just sad.

  • @TheMadDogClanMD good for your sister; i do believe you fail to realize this is just a MOVIE!!!! >_>

    dude, get a life.

  • @seanw23

    I do belive you fail to relize that the internet is an open forum, and did i say that this sient a movie? no, i know full well its just a little video, i was just making a shit joke, witch clearly supassed your logic of one line hatisum, enjoy rage replying to nothing, blocked =3

  • Halt!You have commit crimes against Skyrim and her people,what say you in her defense?

  • @DistinctLamb fus ro da

  • @DistinctLamb "What DO say you in YOUR defense?"

  • Who else saw both?

  • Derp face at 0:10.

  • maybe he shouldn't have fought those bad-guys first?

  • why are all guards so badass even though they have taken an arrow to the knee?

  • u should have shot him in the knee

    

  • 00:14 oblivean in a nut shell.

  • wtf he killed thunder guy and thor and he cant kill a fucking retard?

  • Clearly not Dragonborn...

  • @braywolf169 clearly based on oblivion.

  • @braywolf169 This came out before Skyrim. So he obviously wasn't.

  • guys probably low level

  • Those guards were always strong for some reason -.-

  • 0:12 derp face

  • Then Pay with your Blood!

  • I think you guys forget this is before skyrim was released.

  • Fk that shit. That guard wouldn't have killed me.

  • Uuhm just shoot him in the Knee?

  • "Stop right there criminal Scum!"

  • god his character sucks at Elder Scrolls.

  • "you have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense"?

    -pay the fine (500 gold)

    -resist arrest

    -make up some excuse (that will ultimately end up failing due to lack of speech skill)

    oh and one more

    -FUS RO DAH!!! (technically still resisting arrest)

  • @SGTxSH3LLSH0CK You forgot the "By the order of the Jarl, stop right there!"

  • DID I WIN!!!!!!!!

  • The way Sam said "NEVER" at 0:06 , It kinda sound like "NIGGER"

  • no fus-roh-da :(

  • Reminds me of Skyrim

  • YOU CAN'T WIN

  • @tuckashura In runescape, the guard was a level 150 and he was 10.

  • 0:13 and listen

  • I'm so glad I resisted! ;-)

  • lololololol, i have a 550 gold fine in Whiterun on skyrim, a guard politely asked me to pay the fine... i pressed B and left, his response was "fine then" lol

  • Don't worry, he's probly already respawned at the nearest village.

  • then you shall pay with your blood! me:fine drink it

  • And that is why I joined the Thieve Guild, I only have to pay half of my bounty and their quest are awesome

  • what button do u use to high five people in TES ?

    There's a long list of NPC I wanted to high five in Skyrim...

  • 0:15 DO A BARREL ROLL!!

  • would have been an easy win if you had just FUS RO DAHed your way out of there.....

  • Good thing I've saved that game just before I got arrested.

  • NO WAAAAAAAAAY

  • Some of the best death sounds ive ever heard

  • he can kill 2 guys but he could kill that skrony piece of shit

  • @jellopuddingguy123 normally wouldn't complain about spelling but come on skrony? Its scrawny. Anyway guards are always hard as, as I have found to my cost ;.;

  • He should have took an arrow to the knee lmfao.

  • what am i under arrest for?

  • 0:13 screaming sam

  • What level was he ? are his skill trees set up right ?

  • @sonicadx This isn't Skyrim silly!

  • that guard used to be an adventurer. until he took an arrow to the knee

  • I used to resist arrest, until i took an arrow to the knee

  • lol i can bet that when people saw this one they said i picked the other one i would know i did it

  • Hold 4 to hear the mating cry of the Dead Knight

  • Press 5 to hear the mating call of the Dead Knight

  • 442,920 people didn't pay the fine

  • Damny i kill him :(

  • "Thank you kind sir!"

  • Glad I paid the fine first.

  • He has to restart at the last autosave point.....He has to fight those bandits again.

  • FUS RO DAH

  • respawn

  • what a noob

  • press 2 for NIGGA!

  • Nice ragdoll effects too

  • *Load from last checkpoint* 

  • SKYRIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • Wow, this guy just took out 2 guys and a wizard. Then some random guy with a sword kills him with one hit!!! COME ON!

  • Stupid Havok ragdoll physics

  • I WANT TO RESPAWN!

  • STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

  • @UltimateNation /watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8&list=FLb4­2hsH_2yoQOPmXAkWGJqA&index=76&­feature=plpp_video

  • @UltimateNation

    YES A BULLY REFERENCE :DD

  • Auh, fuck me.

    *F9*

  • SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE! NIGGA!

  • I was Hoping you'd say that!

  • RESTART QUEST!!

  • knight: *high pitched dying sound*

    Drama Queen >-> XD

  • What happens to niko at 0:15

  • LOL at 0:13 he had a sword but at 0:14 it disappeared

  • @vincentlupsee He probably dropped it

  • The original video left out "go to jail" this whole thing was a fail :D

  • he's a wimp without his shield....

  • Why.... Won't... You..... DIE???

  • fuckin imperial guards

  • i dont rimember when police got good hmm

  • My face first: :D

    MY face second: D:

    My face third: T.T

  • whoa whoa whoa... he can take down a guy who can shoot lightning yet he dies easily at the hands of some dude who is clearly scrawnier than the barbarian he faced a while ago? SEEMS. FUCKING. LEGIT.

  • @smbz821 Guards man, they're always 5 levels higher @_@

  • Ahh who cares the quest expired

  • HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT!

  • THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!

  • Ooooooh nasty!

  • Please tell me someone gets that reference!

  • Pay a fine for triple homicide. lol.

  • he wouldnt die if he should jump to a roof and then bow the guard while going sideways cos guards cant hit u with arrows saşlkdaşdaşl

  • i did this once and ran away but the scary guards kept following! D:

  • why didnt he said "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"?

  • It's funny cuz you kill those gaurd with 3 or 4 hits :P

  • DED

  • Lol wtf, he can 2v1 a mage and a barbarian, but he can't fight a single knight? I call shenanigans...

  • @DiSeaSedGamEr When the knight's 12 levels higher than you at all times, I think you can see why this happened.

  • WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIEEE!

  • THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

  • press 7 for giant fist pump

  • 0:06 NIGGAAA!

  • press 2 for the epic yell

  • if you pressed 4 like 1000 times try pressing 3 100 times.

  • YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE.

    IT'S TIME TO DIE YOU PATHETIC NORD.

    AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED?

    YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE.

    YOU SHO- *Gets power attacked* EAUGH.

    *gets shot at by 15 guards all using bows and arrows, dying instantly*

    RAGE QUIT.

  • @murrogashinji Mount and Blade? O:

  • @WafflezDay -_- No one ever says that in mount and blade.. you obviously didn't play Oblivion.. Although mount and blade is such an awesome game ^.^

  • @murrogashinji OMG FUCK OFF!!!

  • @3Slim3Shady3

    Trollface.jpg

  • I learned note paying up a guard or anyone of the law means an instant ass kicking in rpg games.

  • hold 6 for him mumping the ground and hold 2 for him wanking off...

  • damned npcs...

  • press 8 like 1000 times too :D

  • Epic roll

  • Epic rl

  • 0:06 NIGGA!

  • 0:14 sword dissapeared lol

  • as soon as I saw those options I knew that it was Oblivion

  • ahhhh i ment pay gold

    " you saw me lois i didnt leave the web page"

  • Light Armor SUCKS... LERN IT

  • STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

  • Y u no use shield?

  • Noob! Can't even fix guards! Oblivion is not for you!

  • this is so fitting, i just started replaying oblivion

  • But... whenever i resist arrest i usually empty the whole town of guards and everyone else and never die... Hmm he must have sucked :p

  • It would have been better if he killed the guard and like 50 more came pouring over the hills saying the same things.

  • Damn OP NPC

  • You played two hours to die like this?! xD

  • who went back and watched the other one haha

  • thumbs up if you think he should have used console cheats

  • I'm not the 312th viewer i'm the the 312,000th viewer! HELL YEAH!

  • Thumbs up for watching both endings? Are you kidding me?? And there are 409 up? Comments are so stupid nowadays. All you have to do is say "Thumbs up if you [insert something lots of people do here]." Ugh.

  • Nice, I like the work that went into making this.

  • so you can kill a mage, a bezerker and a barbarian... but you can't kill this awkward looking guy? OKAY THEN

  • i regret nothing...

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  • why does the imperial guard look like a pussy??

    

  • ewwww I always kick the guards asses.

  • That's the IRS for you

  • /watch?v=epwXYbfiMF0

    this is how guards fight.....

  • I ALWAYS pick the ending where he gets killed the first time! Curses!

  • Die, Fetcher!

  • Wait, you can beat a crazy fat guy with 2 weapon, and a guy with lighting, But you cant kill a guy with a shitty sword? WFT?

  • @red999125 his a city guard dude, you dont fuck with the guards

  • @red999125 what fuck the?

  • THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

  • NIGGER!!

  • someones been playing to much oblivion

  • @ocean1bacon1bits using "no" cheats i bet, oblivions guard level up along you, so its always like 4 times better then yours

  • "Fuck da police!"

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