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  • einfach nur passend

  • Merkel du hure... FASCHIST

    Angela you will taste greek cock like your grandpa,Adolf ..

  • @MACEDONIAmeansGREECE listen pal.Sorry your goverment messed it up big time but arming yourself up to the teeth with german tanks and equipment and then not paying for it instead making more dept is part of the problem your country is in.Apart from most of you not paying taxes where you should.Stop wasting money and stop wasting europes time,other countrys wanna help but you just can not keep on spending as you wish.Greecce had 67 years to develope and what have you done ?

  • @chris99103 well tell us what happened in germany after 2 WW?? who helped germany to recover and didnt be destroyed?? and did you pay your debts to us according to the treaty of paris in 1947?

  • @MACEDONIAmeansGREECE Germanys dept cancelled once in 1953 and Greece signed that treaty,so what? Greece was anyway an irrelevant creditor and got plenty of reparations for WWII so gimme a break.The difference between Germany and Greece is that Germany had an ecomomy to rebuilt while the Greek system is rotten to the core.Iam all for debt relief for Greece but it wll only encourage your country to continue as before and nothing will change and in 10 years we are here again

  • @MACEDONIAmeansGREECE and just for your info...The US has stolen over 200.000 geman patents and has taken over 1000 german scientists hostage threatening them to be trialed in Nürnberg or to cooporate with them while others like von Braun got bribed with tons of cash. So in fact the US still ows Germany as their sudden industrial and technological success in the 50s is due to the stolen german patents and scientists.There is plenty of books dealing with this issue...

  • @chris99103 come on man..we should admit truths..germany was the country that took part to the destruction of greece..noone agreement cancelled your debts officially..you paid all the countries except greece?why that?why not greece? do you know how much it is?we speak about over 500 billions dollars after 65 years!! much more than the total greek debt..your government and companies gave money to the corrupted greek political system..did you forget SIEMENS??and so many cases

  • @chris99103 so if you blame the greek people about this crisis and the corrupted politicians then you should blame your own country too for their support..greece entered in eurozone not without your permission..so if greece wasnt ready you should have the ability to check it..its easy to blame for everything the 2,5 %of the european economy(greek economy) but if your system and union is so strong why a 2,5% is so dangerous for you?? merkel is a fascist terrorist..we will act like

  • Merkel unsere großdeutsche Nazibraut! Denkt wohl immer noch das Europa nach deutscher Pfeife tanzt!

  • terrible !!!

    tres fort krass^^

  • rofl

    richtig geil xD

  • These couple are like brother and sister which enjoy incest actions until Barrack Obama goes to fuck them all.

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  • Hahaha zu geil xD

  • guido hät man wirklich weglassen und ersetzen können......kandidaten gab es ja schließlich genug

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  • more stuff.... youtube.com/watch?v=jnneHC_FAg­k

  • total witzig.

    kam gestern sogar im spanischen Fernsehen. Auf deutsch mit span. Untertitel.

  • quelle horreur le vieux Juif qui contrôle la finance !

  • Dinner ror One is a English Terror Act against the World :-):-)

    

  • Schon irgendwie traurig, dass so viele Engländer uns Deutschen jetzt als Nazis beschimpfen weil das Video nun mal auf deutsch ist?

    Hallo? Wie rassistisch ist das bitte?

  • @LadyNNM Maybe because most Europeans dislike Germans secretly....but you wouldn't know and they won't say that to Germans, except when faced with the arrogance of Germans telling people they should learn your language rather than English. Why is that racism? I didn't know Germans were a special "race". Last German who consider that seriously, well...? Older people in Scandinavia can't stand neither the language or the culture. But hey, as J. Cleese said "Don't mention the war".....:))

  • @dermaschool Do you actually believe in the bullshit you post here? Poor guy...

  • @dermaschool Zet is not funni. We Jermans had blitzkrieged ze hole Europe. Ewri sing was ours. End zen ze Amerikans stole all our properti and gafe it tu ze French, Polish, Russians, Danes and Norwegians.

    And ewen wörs, all ze gold was stolen from us at Auschw...ääh...Berlin.

  • @wwwtotalitaerde Please excuse his mental illness. Martin Bott (wwwtotalitaerde) is suffering from a psychosis that makes him believe the government is after him, controlling minds everywhere etc. >_> His allegedly murdered brother even went to court against him because he didn’t want him to use his name for that nonsense. Now he sticks to defaming my country in Youtube videos. He’s a madman and wants to make his shitty conspiracy-homepage look important, nothing else.

  • @dermaschool We are usually disliked because our economy is amongst the strongest in the world, whereas most other countries have massive problems due to their misplaced economic politics - but still refuse to take advice from people who obviously do better.

    As for your mentioned alleged arrogance: german is the most widespread language in Europe - yes, more than your precious and beloved english. So it's only logical to take german over english in Europe.

  • @xSuperiorManx Dont you worry.We invented practically everything of use today.From atomic energy (Hahn),x-ray,computers,plastic­s,stainless steel,modern pysics(Einstein,Heisenberg,Pla­nck),guided missiles,jet-engine,combustion engine,diesel engine,turbine,television,apol­lo project (von Braun)CD,MP3..list is endless...public education,bookprinting,reformi­ng the church,Hanse with democratic structures in medival,Social Security System (Bismarck)..we have all reasons to be proud son

  • this sounds more "tasty" in German

  • awesome!

    thks4posting this:)

  • extra,extra....vive L'europe...prosit

  • Dislike has nothing to do with the language, I hate to see grown men making idiots of themselves & the dining rich! Yes. Enlanders should learn other languages and many do.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAVHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • MERKEL THE MISTRESS, SARKOZY THE BUTLER - Euro Crisis Spoof: Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy as her fawning butler, parodying roles in euro crisis from 1963 comedy "Dinner for One," broadcast each year as a bizarre part of the German New Year's Eve rituals.

  • 6 years of German lessons and still can't understand shit!

  • @RITGT thats because merkel speaks with a strong east germany dialect and sarkozy with a strong french accent.

  • @RITGT they exagerrated this for this sketch

  • @RITGT I had 4 years of French lessons and I still can't understand one single word :D

  • @RITGT well it is almost impossible to understand if you don´t have german as a native language. also mach dir nichts draus :)

  • @RITGT it is better that u don't understand that. :-)

  • @RITGT Not unless you speak "Berlinisch"understand German idioms and slang

  • @RITGYou shuld keep in Sarkozy talks with very strong french akzent :)

  • At least Angela and Nicolas have a chance to become Youtube Stars. I think it will be quiete difficult to translate the whole video into different languages, because certain very german expressions are not "translateable". Anyhow this spoof demonstrates that germans can have a very good sense of humor.

  • Altermedia hat das Video bei sich eingebettet. Ich würde jetzt mit rechtlichen Schritten drohen.

  • @ModdinvanSchrijer Das ist wieder mal typisch. Anstatt sich einfach nur daran zu erfreuen, muss man schon wieder rechtliche Schritte einleiten. Keine Probleme sonst?

  • @elmarius1 Du weißt schon, wofür Altermedia steht, oder?

  • @ModdinvanSchrijer Ja, ist mir bekannt! Demnach ist dir diese Seite also auch bekannt? Ich verstehe jetzt aber leider immer noch nicht recht den Zusammenhang, warum DU jetzt gegen DIE rechtliche Schritte einleiten wolltest, weil sie dieses Vid auf ihre Seite gestellt haben? Und außerdem wird m.E. diese Seite wohl sowieso bald vom Netz verschwinden !

  • total unwitzig

    eher peinlich

  • @Blutoniumboy19 jaja die pubertät, voll peinlich und so

  • Hilarious!

  • What Is the appeal of this awful thing?

  • @TheRealNeen The text.

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  • @MrAbra23 selfish, so. who does not need to learn at least a second language.

  • @dockhoo yes french and german should learn English! And almost all young german/french know english, how many young British know English? Almost none! So it is time that all videos are made in English for everyone to enjoy!

  • @MrAbra23 Why not Chinese?

  • @MrAbra23 you're just trying to hide the fact that you can only speak one language. What a boring person you must be.

  • @MrAbra23 Do you think everything revolves around ENGLISH

  • @elmarius1 YES! Everyone is learning english and the next generation will be only english speakers! Germans, French, Indians, Chinese...

  • @MrAbra23 Yes, if you like the whole world should speak English. I speak German and I am not ashamed to be German! I am only ashamed for our German politicians!

  • @elmarius1 Yes! Haven't you noticed? English first, Spanish second....ha ha ha.

  • @dermaschool All of Spain is learning English and coming to UK in search of jobs. All of south america is going to America. The language of future is the language belonging to economic powers.

  • @MrAbra23 What do you want? Most of the germans can speak english as well as german. But the very most of the english and american people can only speak english. It is absolute ok, if you want to see an english tv-show in the english language. But please, let the germans see their tv-shows in their german language. You cant demand that germany convent their language in english. And btw. germany is economically much more stronger than england or the whole UK.So, you better learn german

  • @feuerwassergeist The arabs have together a much stronger economy than Germany, so you better learn Arabic? ha ha ha.....culturally German will never be superior to the English broad literature and modern science publications. It is useful to learn English, not German which is spoken in only Austria and Germany.

  • @dermaschool And england is is superior to germany in culture, literature and science ??? ... lol ... Short answer ... No! ... But, this is known anyway. I personally know no other country who invented more than germany ... tv, mp3, cars, motorcycles, rockets, computer, E=MC² ... and so on ... you not really compare england with germany ???

  • @dermaschool Actually regarding the Arabs...they dont..its based on ever dwindling oil reserves and nothing else, how much oil is left is unknown or made up. I think you overrate UK culture in the international scene.

    The language yes its international as is our number system, the UK did not invent that.

  • @feuerwassergeist Agree.. the UK based its economy on the banking sector which has turned to to be an unregulated mess. The true extent of the problems the UK face have still to be revealed. I am starting to learn German and I am a UK citizen.

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  • @MrAbra23 Spanish is not only spoken in Spain! The second most spoken language in the world is Spanish since Central and South America and one fifth of USA/Canada speak Spanish. (if you don't count Chinese which is spoken mainly in China, one nation, English and Spanish are the most important languages to get by in a large part of the globe). German will never be mainstream because it's overly complicated and germans do not tolerate imperfect speech. Ask immigrants to Austria/Germany.

  • @dermaschool

    "Germans do not tolerate imperfect speech" ?!?

    The most Germans don't know the different between "als" and "wie" or disregard the cases and nobody say anything although it sounds badly. In addition I'm from Saxony-Anhalt and not far away southern of Saxony-Anhalt the Saxons speak German that noone understand. Immigrants who really want to learn the language often speak much better than Saxons, Bavarians or people from the north.

  • @MrAbra23

    In europe live 60 million people who`s mother-language is english and 100 million who`s mother-language is german. So why should the video be in english?

    Btw. the most people speak english and a second language. Perhaps you could learn a second language,too.

  • @feuerwassergeist I've learned for the most part four other languages but unfortunately not yet German. please, lutfen, tafadhali, per favore, por favor, I beg your pardon to subtitle for mass consumption ;) sukran, from the Gulf.

  • @dermaschool Cause in europe the very most people are german speakers ?

  • @feuerwassergeist There are far more people who speak English in Europe than German. Haven't you ever traveled abroad? Anywhere in the wide world, you will NEVER see signs in German as an option! Only English, for the universal population. Anywhere!!! East or West! That's the official language of business and it's worth improving your own English for that matter. Numbers is not so crucial but preference. Chinese is spoken by immigrants in Europe in greater number too....but English prevails.

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  • Anyone who says the Germans don't have a sense of humour.......are right.

  • @NowKillTheKing because of this one video you think all germans do not have a sense of humor? don't you think that's a great prejudice?

  • never heard or saw this before until last night, haha

  • Germans have been watching the original of this in English without subtitles on TV for years...the minute a parody comes out in German, the Brits holler for subtitles. Love it. (And I'm British before anyone asks).

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  • @iRiggers Haha true story, however old it may be.

  • @iRiggers English appears to be a germanic dialect.

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  • @BoJanglezzzzzz Germany and France have the habit to overdub the English voices. Subtitles is more a thing for small European languages. But even in those small countries they overdub children movies, cartoons and TV-series.

  • @lesboerin while English people are too lazy to dub any foreign movie and instead, think reading the whole time is somehow better because they 'at least get to hear the original voices'

    lmfao

  • @BoJanglezzzzzz For over 40 years, to be precise.

  • @BoJanglezzzzzz Ha ha ha!!! And how many people speak German in comparison with how many speak English in this planet? Watch out for these Germans!

  • translation... pleaseeee

  • i subbed it

  • @chillercm: Was bist du denn für ein Volldidiot!? Nur in jugendlicher Speckarsch oder was!?

    Was du für eine Scheiße brabbelst da tut schon das hinsehen weh! Bist wohl eine Geburt von Merkel!? Es kann alles passieren. Nichts ist unmöglich! Also verschone das gute youtube mit deiner Dreckscheiße!

  • Triple A? Are Germans using English loan words these days?

  • @MacGyverinSpace No more than English uses German words... Schadenfreude, verboten, zeitgeist, etc...

  • hahahahha I believe Sarkozy is even shorter in real life!

  • Great video!!!!

  • The editing is actually pretty amazing, after a while the special effects look natural.

    I'd love to see this with subtitles.

  • PART 2

    Merkel: The same as always, you dunce. Hurry up, otherwise your triple-A rating will only apply to your adulterated champagne in future.

    Sarko: Ah, champagne, I understand. The same as always?

    Narrator: Ah yes, he still exists – Sarko, the faithful servant. But he has to be careful not to meet the same end as the Bear..Berlusconi. Though not a tiger anymore he’s still blocking the way. And that is how the monthly EU rescue summit with Europe’s leading statesmen begins…

  • PART 3

    Sarko: But, Madame Merkel, they’re all gone except me…

    Merkel: That’s just as well. No opposition helps consensus. So, cheers, my dear Papandreou!

    Sarko: Cheers from the little Greek, Milady!

    Merkel: Guido Westerwelle?

    Sarko: Do I really have to, Madame Merkel?

    Merkel: Nicolas, think of your rating!

    Sarko: Voilà – tax relief!

    Merkel: My little friend Zapatero…

    Sarko: Olé, olé, olé, Madame Merkel.

  • @Nenetty1 lol thanks Nenetty!

  • PART 4

    Merkel: And my very special chum Cameron. But don’t forget – Europe speaks German!

    Sarko: You’re looking younger…damn…you’re looking richer than ever…(What a bootlicker I am)…To the Euro, Milady!

    Narrator: Well, that’s what basically every EU summit is like. No matter if somebody else is there or if those two decide everything between themselves. On the contrary: as you have seen, it goes much more smoothly without interfering third parties.

  • PART 5

    Sarko: Ah, Madame Merkel, the same procedure as last summit?

    Merkel: The same as always, dunce. Our chum Cameron needs one more drink. What shall the toast be?

    Sarko: (mumbles incoherently)…To Europe, ugh!

    Merkel: See, it wasn’t that difficult. Today’s summit again resulted in some successful strategic deaths…er…decisions for Europe’s future. I’ll be off governing now.

  • PART 6

    Sarko: Er…Madame Merkel, would you like the next procedure once again without Eurobonds?

    Merkel: Of course. As always, without Eurobonds!

    Sarko: I’ll give my triple A, Madame Merkel!

  • @Nenetty1

    Thx for translating. ;o)

  • vvv I second that vvvv - we'd like English subtitles bitte

  • Irgendwie geil gemacht

  • please add subtitles - the BBC now has an article on this video on their website - it would certainly go viral if it were subtitled too!!

  • @philproductions2210 i subbed it, but i cant link it unfortunatly

  • @philproduction2210

    I concur!

  • @philproductions2210 youtube.com/watch?v=CC6f2RB9iO­8&list=PLB91E511D90362A51

  • @wwwtotalitaerde wenn.du deine medikamente nehmen würdest würden auch die schwarzen männer verschwinden...du brauchst echt hilfe...tut mir immer leid zu sehen wie menschen wie du unter völligem realitätsverlust leiden und offensichtlich nicht mehr herr über sich selbst sind...gute besserung

  • @chris99103 Did your German state send you abroad to tell everybody how democratic and peaceful Germany now is?

    Strange only that Germans not lying for Germany are not allowed to permanently leave Germany. I and other members of my family had been tortured abroad many times by officials of the German BND to force us back to Germany.

  • @wwwtotalitaerde you talk utter bullshit you fucktard..I have family in Sweden, Canada, US and Poland...all immigrated. I myself live in Spain you Idiot...go get some help for your schizoaffective disorder bro...

  • @wwwtotalitaerde I´m sure you forgot to take your daily medicine!!!!!????

    Anyway, Get Well!

  • @wwwtotalitaerde

    Ofc we did not give up our idea of world domination, we use the crisis to get even stronger while laughing at you because we know we are so superior and you are just there to work for us.

    See, that's what you get if you drink beer all day long, eat Bratwurst and Sauerkraut uhm and what was it? ............ ah yes and lend money to broken states. -.- (ironie off)

    How racist srsly, do you really think that the we think like that? what have you been smoking? -.-

  • @philproductions2210 watch?v=Bosww6HLgRg quality is worse but reasonable subs

  • @philproductions2210 nö, lern doch deutsch ;)

  • Euro Rettungsgipfel Meeting mit gepanschtem Champagner. xD xD xD

  • subtitles will make it go "viral"

  • @jse07 A british cyclops? Glad that you're revelling in your cage

  • @stellarnightdotcom Something tells me he isn't from the UK....there's lots of posts like his on youtube :-)

  • @jse07 most people think people like you deserve to die

  • @chillercm most people or frogs and crouts?

  • @jse07 btw I live in london so I should know...

  • @jse07 trust me most people, and by that I mean most brits also!

  • SARKOZY=LIAR

    SARKOZY=RACIST

    SARKOZY=STUPID

    FRENCH IF YOU ELECT THIS CRAP AGAIN IT MEANS YOU ALL ARE STUPID!

  • HAHAHA STUPID SARKOZY!!

    

  • sarko der treue diener :))

  • Sarkozy:Merkel=Mussolini:Hitle­r

  • @francecampi Ha ha ha!!! Good one! Well observed, not so wrong.

  • Über solche Kriegsverbrcher mag ich mich nicht amüsieren, so lächerlich diese beiden Gestalten auch sind!

  • Deutschland sollte sein allerletztes Silvester genüsslich feiern! Wer weiß ob dieses Land 2013 noch miterleben kann.

  • Einfach köstlich, ha,ha,ha :)

  • Sarko the clown

  • Wenn das alles nicht so traurig wäre - :-))

  • Hilarious ! Very clever. Thanks.

  • fett geil

  • Ich finds lustig und gut gemacht! Klasse!

  • Fantastisches Video!! Big Kisses From Iceland

  • Liebe liebenden, dass ist einfach nur eine Parodie von Udo Eling. Das kann man mögen oder nicht. Für eingefleischte Dinner 4 1 Fans ist dass schon lustig. Einige aber unter euch scheinen dass zu verwechseln mit einem Blog. Also, das ist kein Politblog, für Kommentare in diese Richtung gibt es bessere Plattformen. Auf jeden Fall, euch allen einen guten Rutsch ins neue Jahr. Möge der Saft mit euch sein.

  • @OpenEyes911 danke fürs hochladen !!!

  • Wie geil ! ! What have we lacht ;o)

  • @LIEBSTE POLITIKER: Eine Kleinigkeit wäre da noch! Zu eurer Information. Die Schrott-Währung Euro geht 2012 wahrscheinlich unter! Was ist das für ein Gefühl den Euro und Deutschland sterben zu sehen!? Bald ist Euro-Todestag! Die Vision des Arabers von 2001 in Dubai wird sich erfüllen!

    Wen erst mal alle Deutschen weg vom Fenster sind, werden Ausländer aus aller Welt Deutschland beherrschen und regieren! Auf den Untergang von Doktor Angela Merkel und dem Schrott-Euro! PROST!

  • @Oelteichscheich ich gib dir mal nen tipp. lern mal was über wie die wirtschaft funktioniert bevor du so ne scheisse babbelst. Euro-todestag ist Deutschlands todestag, deshalb wirds nie passieren also post nicht so ne scheisse.

  • Ach so ist das, Großdeutschland spielt sich wieder als Europas Boss mit Führerqualitäten auf! Europa wird nicht nach deutschem Wesen genesen! Murksel-Merkel-Ferkel denkt doch nicht ernsthaft das sie irgendein Europa-Staat ernst nimmt, ganz im Gegenteil Ausländer sind Deutschlands Zukunft! Ich habe schon ganz demokratische ausländische Nachfolger als Bundeskanzler/in für 2012 denn bis 2013 ist Merkel-Baby nicht mehr Bundeskanzlerin, auch wenn ihr das so passen könnte!

  • Nicht lustig. Gut gemeint, schlecht gemacht.

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