"Seriously, the guy was coming at me with a tire iron! I faked the whole thing! This is ridiculous! There's nothing wrong with me! This is just so unnecessary!"
If I ever met Larry David I'd probably cower like a little girl, not knowing what to say, eventually mumbling something stupid and unfunny. Then later on I'd come online and say we had this big conversation and I pitched episode ideas to him, blah, blah, and then he said "meh, I'll think about it. I probably won't use that idea, but I'll think about it."
and ANYONE who threatens someone with a weapon is breaking the law. that's called Assault.
If he hit him, it would be battery. In either case, the guy was threatening to hit him with a crowbar, and that's illegal; doesn't matter if he intended to use it or not.
@ryanhosn1 bit harsh, I mean the video was 2 and a half minutes. Not just the 5 seconds that i quoted. As well as that, there were several other lines which were just as funny which others have quoted. So why have a go at me?
Friends had its moments- also on HBO they can be a lot more explicit with language and sexuality so that leaves a lot more room for creativity I think. If you want to compare Larry David's writing to the writers of Friends, compare it to Seinfeld, since both shows had the same restrictions.
similair thing happened to me with the ambulance part. i fell off a sled whn i was 14 and i hurt my back for the momnent (at camp)so i couldnt stand up for a few minutes and than an ambulance came and by the time they got back i was fine but they wouldnt listen and put me in the truck and i felt fine it was just somethin tht hurted for a few seconds
I nearly died laughing the first time I saw this! It's even funnier when Mr. Schwimmer calls Larry back with some choice words of his own at the end of the episode!
The best part is at the end of when irv calls back and leaves a message....hahaha
okidokier 4 days ago
So many funny scenes! best show!!
TopandTang 4 weeks ago
My uncle lives right next door to Schwimmer's Dad, in Ojai.
EcnelOvelam 1 month ago
@go5mas LOL
mlolacal 1 month ago
david schwimmer is such a whiny pussy- i hate him!
Buttscum 4 months ago 3
oh, hi mr. schwimmer, this is larry david, I just wanted to say YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!
eddy67 5 months ago 3
"are those genitals?" LOL
disengagejam 5 months ago
spectacular
The12OfClubs 6 months ago
The guys amazing.
CelebGhost 6 months ago
This show is BEAST
XanderBLEH 6 months ago
hahahaahhahahaah thats actually a pretty smart idea
bobwiliams2 6 months ago
my fav episode
brandiiwarhol 6 months ago
Haha it's Guarnere from Band of Brothers!
catpackproductions 6 months ago
lol oh gee
ImNotYourFriend212 6 months ago
Larry's in pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, good shape.
Letspreach 7 months ago 2
Schwimmer acts like such a little self-centered princess.
WeaselHalfbreed 7 months ago
his facial expression is hilarious when he takes off the leads 1:45
hahahahhaaha
louisk8 7 months ago
To get to this video, I searched: "Larry David Schwimmer".
BarnyBBellows 7 months ago 2
@BarnyBBellows lol
ILoveTheRain10 7 months ago
Larry flipped it. He flipped it.
flavordave73 9 months ago
1:24 sounds like a soundbyte its so different
soundslike something from a callboard
munkdo3 10 months ago
"Seriously, the guy was coming at me with a tire iron! I faked the whole thing! This is ridiculous! There's nothing wrong with me! This is just so unnecessary!"
kingdarius5252 10 months ago 5
That guy's so cheeky! He hits someone's car and then has the nerve to be pissed off!
d1sgustpated 11 months ago 13
The best comedy today, reminds me of Bill Fields dark humor.
99 percent of what passes for funny these days is pasteurized crap.
odanak100 11 months ago
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binder673 1 year ago
"Hi mr. schwimmer, this is larry david i just wanna say... YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
lmao
DrPoon 1 year ago 2
david schwimmer is a great actor.
MrBlueBerry4201 1 year ago
love this show.
maconis1 1 year ago
lol love this show
turdbug 1 year ago
I liike Larry
SandrineSoprano 1 year ago
I can relate so well because this happened to me... :(
I feel for LD
flonga1 1 year ago
i miss david schwimmer in good things.
0Feathers0 1 year ago
If I ever met Larry David I'd probably cower like a little girl, not knowing what to say, eventually mumbling something stupid and unfunny. Then later on I'd come online and say we had this big conversation and I pitched episode ideas to him, blah, blah, and then he said "meh, I'll think about it. I probably won't use that idea, but I'll think about it."
21DieselBoy21 1 year ago 4
I gotta get me some of those heart monitor things!
drowzy721 1 year ago
i fucking can't even believe how funny this is.
adwun 1 year ago
This show is awesome!!
jozefthedick 1 year ago
are those genetals?
LOL
phillyeagles217 1 year ago
that was a crowbar
ryujio85 1 year ago
thats the guy from friends?
sexualgoth10 1 year ago
@sexualgoth10 Ya think?
stigbohnolsen 1 year ago
Did someone post the scene in which Irv Schwimmer retaliates with the same call.
vre13 1 year ago
This Voicemail message is (maybe was - seen it too much) my favourite scene from any Curb.
MattTheOak 1 year ago
LMFAO 1:21 to 1:45 !
PeterXavier1 1 year ago
Lmfao! 1:24 LOL!!
Lost4815162342Fan 1 year ago
I have a heart condition ... if you hit me it's murder.
ChasTaxis 1 year ago
"you shouldn't have taken that off" suddenly he becomes a good helping man :)
I just love this scene!
eldadmi 1 year ago 5
When you think about it the car scene is really well timed, he gets rear-ended at the exact perfect moment.
nbachmann 1 year ago 2
thats the guy from Band of Brothers
tom050tc 1 year ago 4
@tom050tc Both Sobel and Guarnere in the same episode!
bellad76 1 year ago
hahahaahahahah larry david is so funny this scene with the car is brilliant
trotterify 1 year ago
From war hero to violent road raging prick. Losing a leg can sure make an impact on ones character.
kkurrukk 1 year ago
I want to be more like Larry
ge1org1e 1 year ago 3
I just wanted to say, "Genius!"
hotzdogg711 1 year ago 3
One of my favourite scenes, I laughed so loud it hurt.
GarthDiant 1 year ago
funniest show ever...every other sitcom
lerxt42 1 year ago
hey this is an awesome surprise gift for us Band of Brothers fans...
Schwimmer as Capt. Sobel, and the angry guy with a tire iron (Frank John Hughes) as Sgt. Bill Guarnere!!
kronos251 1 year ago 4
Dam.... Larry David is good
I hope Curb never ends
MrWrestlemania316 1 year ago 2
brilliant acting
pedronavahas 1 year ago 2
AT 0:40..when david interrupted larry did he say said "go on about it"..did he mean like "go on about it and il kill you"
tripper85 2 years ago
i wouldve faked it too just to get outta the situation!
circusfreak777 2 years ago 2
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i hate shwimmer
thenathan829 2 years ago
he's a whiney little bitch.
alderaforall 1 year ago
totally.
jbond5150 1 year ago
i laughed SO HARD when i first saw this episode... this scene.
180crazy 2 years ago
At 1st I believed the show took place in California. But there's too many damn folks with NY-NJ accents. Can't be!
Where is this?
Efferts 2 years ago
All around LA. Have u ever been there? LOTS of people with those accents!
familytheater 2 years ago
Jeez. Like a West Jersey.
Efferts 2 years ago
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patrickedmund 2 years ago
California... but I think this series is a lot in New York cause Larrys appearing on Broadway, I think!
patrickedmund 2 years ago
LMFAO
greatest show ever
MVPballer04 2 years ago 3
The guy looks like Henry Rollins..haha
moonbeamophelia 2 years ago
larry could of easily sucker punched him when the guy wasnt looking
masterlaps1989 2 years ago
larrys pretty fit :)
Supereddymaster 2 years ago
lol the guy with the tire iron is sgt guarnere from band of brothers!
pjds88 2 years ago 9
classic L D lol
turdbug 2 years ago
lol he faked a heart attack xD
CmoreBuhts 2 years ago
I'd love to punch that Swimmer asshole!
Lousypenguin 2 years ago 8
holy shit larry davud is the funniest man alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 he's like yuo fucken prick!!
09gocubbies 2 years ago 2
haha
schwimmer is such a lil bitch
SuperVincent85 2 years ago 3
Are those genitals' ?
moonbeamophelia 2 years ago 4
"You shouldn't have took em' off!" hahaha
itsgaythatyourgay 2 years ago 2
you guys are all losers... leave larry alone lol
markie84 2 years ago
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if i was prepared to bash someones skull in with a crowbar, and they started having a heart attack, ide prob just get in my car and drive away
rayking05 2 years ago
Not everyone who threatens some with a weapon intends to use it.
onomiyaki 2 years ago
what was he gonna do? walk up to larry, stop in front of him and say "just kidding!"
rayking05 2 years ago 2
and ANYONE who threatens someone with a weapon is breaking the law. that's called Assault.
If he hit him, it would be battery. In either case, the guy was threatening to hit him with a crowbar, and that's illegal; doesn't matter if he intended to use it or not.
OloIsNumba1 2 years ago 6
OOO!!! That guy in the car that bumped LD played wild bill guanere in band of brothers :D
icyrazor 2 years ago 2
I love it when Shwimmer's dad calls back to cuss LD out. "You motherfuckin cocksuckin sonofabitch! Who the fuck do you think you're talkin to!?"
Chrisaaad 2 years ago 5
lol the way he has his legs crossed on the gurney. Larry's a genius.
Deadman6990 2 years ago 45
i hit you car now im gonna fuckin hit you in the head. LMAO
CurtisQuintal 2 years ago 2
ha, thats a big lol for ya
shaboooom 2 years ago
I love how he's trying to talk his way out while he's strapped to the gurney w/ his legs crossed lol
KleWdSide 2 years ago 4
im not comfortable with the cashew to raisin... ratio
MPHswayze 2 years ago 5
"Are those genitals?"
haha Oh Larry...
Deadman6990 2 years ago 4
The surrogate from season 4
randyrhoads159 2 years ago
god he's the biggest pussy
cultivator23 2 years ago
"I just want to say- YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!! WHATS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM YOU PRICK!!! JESUS!!"
this is genius comedy :D
seanway123 2 years ago 64
@seanway123 yes, let's quote the entire video while we're at it, moron
ryanhosn1 8 months ago
@ryanhosn1 bit harsh, I mean the video was 2 and a half minutes. Not just the 5 seconds that i quoted. As well as that, there were several other lines which were just as funny which others have quoted. So why have a go at me?
seanway123 8 months ago
@seanway123 quoting the video in general is retarded. we're not deaf, we can hear it for ourselves.
ryanhosn1 8 months ago
@ryanhosn1 When people quote the video, they're quoting whatever they thought was funniest.
starvetodeath123 8 months ago
@ryanhosn1 speak for yourself you obnoxious piece of cum guzzling shit, if people want to quote the vid why cant you just fuck off scumbag.
grimysoldja 8 months ago
@grimysoldja oh tough guy on the internet, blow me bitch
ryanhosn1 8 months ago
@ryanhosn1 prick!
AshtonMcFish 7 months ago
which season, which episode? thanx for help.
Elenalouisa 2 years ago
The sight of LD laying cross-legged on the stretcher chatting nonchalantly with the paramedics is one of the funniest things ever.
cerzule 2 years ago 7
U PRICK
MrDhoose 2 years ago
larry david is such a hot jewish man. honestly.
hotelcicero17 2 years ago 2
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jews should be executed
D1jz30 2 years ago
its wild bill gaurnere!!
garyfromthebeach 2 years ago
GENIUS
krauser979 2 years ago 2
You should put the scene where he replies back
krauser979 2 years ago 2
Funniest ever!!!
Pianoman555 2 years ago
This is why I don't watch network television anymore. I can't go back. Not ever.
RocketShark 2 years ago 10
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You should check out 30 Rock. It's the best comedy on network TV.
Herv3 2 years ago
Amen!
BryanNC08 2 years ago
Mr Constructive criticism
youngian67 2 years ago
" are those genitals? "
HansRounderr 2 years ago 6
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David schwimmer is a fucking weirdo!! The only reason he is Famous is the JEW THING.. Larry David hires only jews for his shows.
mancalledT 2 years ago
"THE only reason he is Famous is the JEW THING". I guess talent has nothing to do with it huh?
LakersDynasty42 2 years ago
David schwimmer is the tallest vagina in the history of mankind.
SharksKid 2 years ago 69
Ya, he's not very imposing
Mediterraneanblue9 2 years ago
@SharksKid LOL!
workingklass0 1 year ago
I started to cry when he was starting the message on the phone and then guy hits his car.
Mediterraneanblue9 2 years ago 9
are you okay?
bttfspencer 2 years ago 7
You think thats bad.. i shat myself.
sootandstars 2 years ago
hey, wait a minute, the guy with the crowbar, he played Gunarnerre in Band of Brothers!
BeyondLame 2 years ago 4
yea i think so
CodFan95 2 years ago
Really? Cool, and Schwimmer was in it too.
Mrster 2 years ago
Because a fuckin tire oron to the head wouldn't have been serious at all...lol He became so concerned...
sniks71 2 years ago
Friends?! HA!
That pile does not hold a candle to
curb your enthusiasm. The sheer comedic genius Larry David possesses is leagues above anything friends has ever produced.
starwarsmon 2 years ago 4
true that, Friends is shit compared to the gloriously funny Curb.
HugieVera6040 2 years ago 7
Friends had its moments- also on HBO they can be a lot more explicit with language and sexuality so that leaves a lot more room for creativity I think. If you want to compare Larry David's writing to the writers of Friends, compare it to Seinfeld, since both shows had the same restrictions.
TheGoldWatch 2 years ago 2
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fuck off
OblivionKBB44 2 years ago
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fuck you cunt
bttfspencer 2 years ago
Oh man this is the funniest show ever. It is just basically Seinfeld with no limits because it isn't on primetime.
jacobssandy 2 years ago
Please someone upload a vid of the original cashew to raisin ratio problem!!!!!!!
thegodbreeze 2 years ago
haha hell yeh
westriot 2 years ago
One of the greatest shows ever!
uscomputing 3 years ago 2
he fucking fakes a heart attack!! that's great!!
h0neyw1ne 3 years ago 2
pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, good
philblunt420 3 years ago 27
awesome response - only us true curb fans appreciate that post!!! thumb up mate!!!!
househeadericmd 2 years ago
It's hilarious seeing Larry, strapped to a gurney, his feet crossed and trying to talk his way out of being okay lol
KleWdSide 3 years ago 8
cant over this ... Too good
sza107 3 years ago 2
1:20
the best ever
henrymarkstewart10 3 years ago 3
classic larry
henrymarkstewart10 3 years ago 6
'Tis quality. You know good comedy.
ProtagonistLee 3 years ago 7
similair thing happened to me with the ambulance part. i fell off a sled whn i was 14 and i hurt my back for the momnent (at camp)so i couldnt stand up for a few minutes and than an ambulance came and by the time they got back i was fine but they wouldnt listen and put me in the truck and i felt fine it was just somethin tht hurted for a few seconds
demarspeed199 3 years ago
smart people were watching seinfeld while the idiots were watching friends.
FlyingHellfish08 3 years ago 30
yes... thank you.
itszeebaybee 3 years ago
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Fuck you asshole FRIENDS is the greatest TV show ever.
OblivionKBB44 2 years ago
pussy.
sniks71 2 years ago 6
fuck off
OblivionKBB44 2 years ago
@FlyingHellfish08 and smarter people stopped watching it after Larry stopped writing for it :) long live King David!
BrendanWhelan 1 year ago
@FlyingHellfish08
You sound like a moron.
ColeTaylorManson 1 year ago
Is the agry guy Frank John Hughes ? That guy was great in band of brothers
luupi 3 years ago
Yes, that's him
systemfeletp 3 years ago
hahahaha this is great
xmobster5 3 years ago
schwimmer is a cunt
WKaliber1 3 years ago 5
no shit lol
xmobster5 3 years ago
so is yo momma
WKaliber1 3 years ago
yeah i know shes golden thanks for telling me
xmobster5 3 years ago
One of the funniest scenes ever!
crananon 3 years ago 2
This show is so damn funny 1 of the best shows ever made.
like2seeit86 3 years ago 8
lol, his legs were crossed on the stretcher. only larry david could pull that off.
deep down inside....you know you're him.
andregrant 3 years ago 13
It's not even that deep down inside, the more I watch Larry, the more I think he's right. It's a little worrying
raadytits 3 years ago 8
I nearly died laughing the first time I saw this! It's even funnier when Mr. Schwimmer calls Larry back with some choice words of his own at the end of the episode!
cerzule 3 years ago 4
This show is so damn funny.
like2seeit86 3 years ago 7
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WHY IS HE SO BALD
brazilianscumbag 3 years ago
I love when the father calls him back later.
sleepyduo37 3 years ago 3
friends always kinda of really sucked bad I guess you have to be a tv drone to catch shit like that.
thefriendsociety 3 years ago 7
The best thing is how schwimmer's dad calls him back later. If that was in this video, I would be hooked to it.
SpotxSpot 3 years ago
the best one
guzicaguzica 3 years ago
Damn it this show is awesome.
Cappy14 3 years ago
bloody awesome!
floachflo 3 years ago
David Schwimmer is awsome!!!!!
Klaas712 3 years ago
schwimmer is a one dimensional wanker
thecrustygruds 3 years ago 5
I hate schwimmer,that no talent Hack.
dirkdigler21 4 years ago 5
schwimmer told me tha same fuckin thang....dat bitch
whoz swmer agin?
doctorspankluv 4 years ago
probably my fav cye moment
sniks71 4 years ago