Curb Your Enthusiasm- larry calls schwimmers dad

[TopandTang]

So many funny scenes! best show!!

[EcnelOvelam]

My uncle lives right next door to Schwimmer's Dad, in Ojai.

[Buttscum]

david schwimmer is such a whiny pussy- i hate him!

[eddy67]

oh, hi mr. schwimmer, this is larry david, I just wanted to say YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!

[disengagejam]

"are those genitals?" LOL

[The12OfClubs]

spectacular

[CelebGhost]

The guys amazing.

[XanderBLEH]

This show is BEAST

[bobwiliams2]

hahahaahhahahaah thats actually a pretty smart idea

[brandiiwarhol]

my fav episode

[catpackproductions]

Haha it's Guarnere from Band of Brothers!

[ImNotYourFriend212]

lol oh gee

[Letspreach]

Larry's in pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, good shape.

[WeaselHalfbreed]

Schwimmer acts like such a little self-centered princess.

[louisk8]

his facial expression is hilarious when he takes off the leads 1:45

hahahahhaaha

[BarnyBBellows]

To get to this video, I searched: "Larry David Schwimmer".

[ILoveTheRain10]

@BarnyBBellows lol

[flavordave73]

Larry flipped it. He flipped it.

[munkdo3]

1:24 sounds like a soundbyte its so different

soundslike something from a callboard

[kingdarius5252]

"Seriously, the guy was coming at me with a tire iron! I faked the whole thing! This is ridiculous! There's nothing wrong with me! This is just so unnecessary!"

[d1sgustpated]

That guy's so cheeky! He hits someone's car and then has the nerve to be pissed off!

[odanak100]

The best comedy today, reminds me of Bill Fields dark humor.

99 percent of what passes for funny these days is pasteurized crap.

[DrPoon]

"Hi mr. schwimmer, this is larry david i just wanna say... YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

lmao

[MrBlueBerry4201]

david schwimmer is a great actor.

[maconis1]

love this show.

[turdbug]

lol love this show

[SandrineSoprano]

I liike Larry

[flonga1]

I can relate so well because this happened to me... :(

I feel for LD

[0Feathers0]

i miss david schwimmer in good things.

[21DieselBoy21]

If I ever met Larry David I'd probably cower like a little girl, not knowing what to say, eventually mumbling something stupid and unfunny. Then later on I'd come online and say we had this big conversation and I pitched episode ideas to him, blah, blah, and then he said "meh, I'll think about it. I probably won't use that idea, but I'll think about it."

[drowzy721]

I gotta get me some of those heart monitor things!

[adwun]

i fucking can't even believe how funny this is.

[jozefthedick]

This show is awesome!!

[phillyeagles217]

are those genetals?

LOL

[ryujio85]

that was a crowbar

[sexualgoth10]

thats the guy from friends?

[stigbohnolsen]

@sexualgoth10 Ya think?

[vre13]

Did someone post the scene in which Irv Schwimmer retaliates with the same call.

[MattTheOak]

This Voicemail message is (maybe was - seen it too much) my favourite scene from any Curb.

[PeterXavier1]

LMFAO 1:21 to 1:45 !

[Lost4815162342Fan]

Lmfao! 1:24 LOL!!

[ChasTaxis]

I have a heart condition ... if you hit me it's murder.

[eldadmi]

"you shouldn't have taken that off" suddenly he becomes a good helping man :)

I just love this scene!

[nbachmann]

When you think about it the car scene is really well timed, he gets rear-ended at the exact perfect moment.

[tom050tc]

thats the guy from Band of Brothers

[bellad76]

@tom050tc Both Sobel and Guarnere in the same episode!

[trotterify]

hahahaahahahah larry david is so funny this scene with the car is brilliant

[kkurrukk]

From war hero to violent road raging prick. Losing a leg can sure make an impact on ones character.

[ge1org1e]

I want to be more like Larry

[hotzdogg711]

I just wanted to say, "Genius!"

[GarthDiant]

One of my favourite scenes, I laughed so loud it hurt.

[lerxt42]

funniest show ever...every other sitcom

[kronos251]

hey this is an awesome surprise gift for us Band of Brothers fans...

Schwimmer as Capt. Sobel, and the angry guy with a tire iron (Frank John Hughes) as Sgt. Bill Guarnere!!

[MrWrestlemania316]

Dam.... Larry David is good

I hope Curb never ends

[pedronavahas]

brilliant acting

[tripper85]

AT 0:40..when david interrupted larry did he say said "go on about it"..did he mean like "go on about it and il kill you"

[circusfreak777]

i wouldve faked it too just to get outta the situation!

[go5mas]

I love how his legs are crossed even on the stretcher. Typical casual Larry.

[mlolacal]

@go5mas LOL



[thenathan829]

i hate shwimmer

[alderaforall]

he's a whiney little bitch.

[jbond5150]

totally.

[180crazy]

i laughed SO HARD when i first saw this episode... this scene.

[Efferts]

At 1st I believed the show took place in California. But there's too many damn folks with NY-NJ accents. Can't be!

Where is this?

[familytheater]

All around LA. Have u ever been there? LOTS of people with those accents!

[Efferts]

Jeez. Like a West Jersey.

[patrickedmund]

California... but I think this series is a lot in New York cause Larrys appearing on Broadway, I think!

[MVPballer04]

LMFAO

greatest show ever

[moonbeamophelia]

The guy looks like Henry Rollins..haha

[masterlaps1989]

larry could of easily sucker punched him when the guy wasnt looking

[Supereddymaster]

larrys pretty fit :)

[pjds88]

lol the guy with the tire iron is sgt guarnere from band of brothers!

[turdbug]

classic L D lol

[CmoreBuhts]

lol he faked a heart attack xD

[Lousypenguin]

I'd love to punch that Swimmer asshole!

[09gocubbies]

holy shit larry davud is the funniest man alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 he's like yuo fucken prick!!

[SuperVincent85]

haha

schwimmer is such a lil bitch

[moonbeamophelia]

Are those genitals' ?

[itsgaythatyourgay]

"You shouldn't have took em' off!" hahaha

[markie84]

you guys are all losers... leave larry alone lol

[rayking05]

if i was prepared to bash someones skull in with a crowbar, and they started having a heart attack, ide prob just get in my car and drive away

[onomiyaki]

Not everyone who threatens some with a weapon intends to use it.

[rayking05]

what was he gonna do? walk up to larry, stop in front of him and say "just kidding!"

[OloIsNumba1]

and ANYONE who threatens someone with a weapon is breaking the law. that's called Assault.

If he hit him, it would be battery. In either case, the guy was threatening to hit him with a crowbar, and that's illegal; doesn't matter if he intended to use it or not.

[icyrazor]

OOO!!! That guy in the car that bumped LD played wild bill guanere in band of brothers :D

[Chrisaaad]

I love it when Shwimmer's dad calls back to cuss LD out. "You motherfuckin cocksuckin sonofabitch! Who the fuck do you think you're talkin to!?"

[Deadman6990]

lol the way he has his legs crossed on the gurney. Larry's a genius.

[CurtisQuintal]

i hit you car now im gonna fuckin hit you in the head. LMAO

[shaboooom]

ha, thats a big lol for ya

[KleWdSide]

I love how he's trying to talk his way out while he's strapped to the gurney w/ his legs crossed lol

[MPHswayze]

im not comfortable with the cashew to raisin... ratio

[Deadman6990]

"Are those genitals?"

haha Oh Larry...

[randyrhoads159]

The surrogate from season 4

[cultivator23]

god he's the biggest pussy

[seanway123]

"I just want to say- YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!! WHATS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM YOU PRICK!!! JESUS!!"

this is genius comedy :D

[ryanhosn1]

@seanway123 yes, let's quote the entire video while we're at it, moron

[seanway123]

@ryanhosn1 bit harsh, I mean the video was 2 and a half minutes. Not just the 5 seconds that i quoted. As well as that, there were several other lines which were just as funny which others have quoted. So why have a go at me?

[ryanhosn1]

@seanway123 quoting the video in general is retarded. we're not deaf, we can hear it for ourselves.

[starvetodeath123]

@ryanhosn1 When people quote the video, they're quoting whatever they thought was funniest.

[grimysoldja]

@ryanhosn1 speak for yourself you obnoxious piece of cum guzzling shit, if people want to quote the vid why cant you just fuck off scumbag.

[ryanhosn1]

@grimysoldja oh tough guy on the internet, blow me bitch

[AshtonMcFish]

@ryanhosn1 prick!

[Elenalouisa]

which season, which episode? thanx for help.

[cerzule]

The sight of LD laying cross-legged on the stretcher chatting nonchalantly with the paramedics is one of the funniest things ever.

[MrDhoose]

U PRICK

[hotelcicero17]

larry david is such a hot jewish man. honestly.

[garyfromthebeach]

its wild bill gaurnere!!

[krauser979]

GENIUS

[krauser979]

You should put the scene where he replies back

[Pianoman555]

Funniest ever!!!

[RocketShark]

This is why I don't watch network television anymore. I can't go back. Not ever.

[Herv3]

You should check out 30 Rock. It's the best comedy on network TV.

[BryanNC08]

Amen!

[youngian67]

Mr Constructive criticism

[HansRounderr]

" are those genitals? "

[LakersDynasty42]

"THE only reason he is Famous is the JEW THING". I guess talent has nothing to do with it huh?

[SharksKid]

David schwimmer is the tallest vagina in the history of mankind.

[Mediterraneanblue9]

Ya, he's not very imposing

[workingklass0]

@SharksKid LOL!

[Mediterraneanblue9]

I started to cry when he was starting the message on the phone and then guy hits his car.

[bttfspencer]

are you okay?

[sootandstars]

You think thats bad.. i shat myself.

[BeyondLame]

hey, wait a minute, the guy with the crowbar, he played Gunarnerre in Band of Brothers!

[CodFan95]

yea i think so

[Mrster]

Really? Cool, and Schwimmer was in it too.

[sniks71]

Because a fuckin tire oron to the head wouldn't have been serious at all...lol He became so concerned...

[starwarsmon]

Friends?! HA!

That pile does not hold a candle to

curb your enthusiasm. The sheer comedic genius Larry David possesses is leagues above anything friends has ever produced.

[HugieVera6040]

true that, Friends is shit compared to the gloriously funny Curb.

[TheGoldWatch]

Friends had its moments- also on HBO they can be a lot more explicit with language and sexuality so that leaves a lot more room for creativity I think. If you want to compare Larry David's writing to the writers of Friends, compare it to Seinfeld, since both shows had the same restrictions.

[jacobssandy]

Oh man this is the funniest show ever. It is just basically Seinfeld with no limits because it isn't on primetime.

[thegodbreeze]

Please someone upload a vid of the original cashew to raisin ratio problem!!!!!!!

[westriot]

haha hell yeh

[uscomputing]

One of the greatest shows ever!

[h0neyw1ne]

he fucking fakes a heart attack!!  that's great!!

[philblunt420]

pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, good

[househeadericmd]

awesome response - only us true curb fans appreciate that post!!! thumb up mate!!!!

[KleWdSide]

It's hilarious seeing Larry, strapped to a gurney, his feet crossed and trying to talk his way out of being okay lol

[sza107]

cant over this ... Too good

[henrymarkstewart10]

1:20

the best ever

[henrymarkstewart10]

classic larry

[ProtagonistLee]

'Tis quality. You know good comedy.

[demarspeed199]

similair thing happened to me with the ambulance part. i fell off a sled whn i was 14 and i hurt my back for the momnent (at camp)so i couldnt stand up for a few minutes and than an ambulance came and by the time they got back i was fine but they wouldnt listen and put me in the truck and i felt fine it was just somethin tht hurted for a few seconds

[FlyingHellfish08]

smart people were watching seinfeld while the idiots were watching friends.

[itszeebaybee]

yes... thank you.

[sniks71]

pussy.

[OblivionKBB44]

fuck off

[BrendanWhelan]

@FlyingHellfish08 and smarter people stopped watching it after Larry stopped writing for it :) long live King David!

[ColeTaylorManson]

@FlyingHellfish08

You sound like a moron.

[luupi]

Is the agry guy Frank John Hughes ? That guy was great in band of brothers

[systemfeletp]

Yes, that's him

[xmobster5]

hahahaha this is great

[WKaliber1]

schwimmer is a cunt

[xmobster5]

no shit lol

[WKaliber1]

so is yo momma

[xmobster5]

yeah i know shes golden thanks for telling me

[crananon]

One of the funniest scenes ever!

[like2seeit86]

This show is so damn funny 1 of the best shows ever made.

[andregrant]

lol, his legs were crossed on the stretcher. only larry david could pull that off.

deep down inside....you know you're him.

[raadytits]

It's not even that deep down inside, the more I watch Larry, the more I think he's right. It's a little worrying

[cerzule]

I nearly died laughing the first time I saw this! It's even funnier when Mr. Schwimmer calls Larry back with some choice words of his own at the end of the episode!

[like2seeit86]

This show is so damn funny.

[sleepyduo37]

I love when the father calls him back later.

[thefriendsociety]

friends always kinda of really sucked bad I guess you have to be a tv drone to catch shit like that.

[SpotxSpot]

The best thing is how schwimmer's dad calls him back later. If that was in this video, I would be hooked to it.

[guzicaguzica]

the best one

[Cappy14]

Damn it this show is awesome.

[floachflo]

bloody awesome!

[Klaas712]

David Schwimmer is awsome!!!!!

[thecrustygruds]

schwimmer is a one dimensional wanker

[dirkdigler21]

I hate schwimmer,that no talent Hack.

[doctorspankluv]

schwimmer told me tha same fuckin thang....dat bitch

whoz swmer agin?

[sniks71]

probably my fav cye moment