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  • wha

    

  • thats fast s*** you got there

  • my brain hurts

  • na

  • hey...its yahtzee from zero punctuation!:D

  • Crap I sneezed.

  • Tgis was 59 sends :P

  • This was 9 seconds :(

  • 1.8 is when i first played minecraft <3

  • you forgot the new creeper animation :L

  • ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

    

  • ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ you are Fast talking

  • banan...

  • banana

    (watch the end)

  • Thumbs UP for the banana!

  • My ad was longer that the video

  • plz more videos like this! hate people with comentary/gameplay that speak about some shit for 40 minutes, LOVED THIS!

  • BANAN.

  • I <3 Endermen(only in creative, though). One got me a flower once!!!!!

  • he speaks like a pilot when he reeds the safety manual

  • how many takes?

  • 16 second ad for a 60 second video. fuck you, youtube!

  • BANAN-

  • lol this is hilarious by how fast he talks, epic vid! :D

  • crap, i blnked

  • @maxiesnax socks to be you!

  • @maxiesnax it takes you 60 seconds to blink?... you have problems bro

  • My new ringtone...

  • HA u forgot MOB VILLAGES XD

  • @R3v1091 theyre gaii

  • @KarstenOkk They're* gay*

  • @AwesomenessItself87 wow you so smard. hjelp me wit moer spellin prollemz den i tell u i just wrote gay for fun that wai Ö smard man.

  • @KarstenOkk ok i will hlep u wit sum spellin probemz. wel, in da 1rd sintince u splled "u" rong. othre than dat it was all rite. :)

  • Banana !

  • Wait! Pigs didn't have snouts before 1.8!?!

  • @xIncubusLeox The have

  • @QuietMinecraft If you mean that they had, then ur wrong. :D @xIncubusLeox Yeah, they didn't.

  • Banana.

  • Hell yes.

  • BANANA !! :))

  • i can really catch up to him 0_0

  • BANAna

  • He said banan because if he would have said banana that would make the video 1 second longer

  • what does he say at 0:53???

    something with night.. ?

  • lol

  • Banan?

  • you just won a subscriber

  • its actualy banana. xD

  • Banan is banana in sweden :P

  • @j0nny1337 same in poland! :P

  • @j0nny1337 And Danish!

  • @j0nny1337 yay sweden

  • @j0nny1337 in Norwigian too

  • @j0nny1337 In Poland Banan is too banana...

  • @j0nny1337 And in Russian...

  • @j0nny1337 In my language too.

  • OMG WHY SO SLOW? omg

  • @RestrictedAxcess I know thats what i said

  • NOM NOM NOM . BANAN

  • LOL OM NOM NOM

  • WAIT!!! so down!!! do you have ADHD???

  • Oh w8 nvm i found it :D, o.o in 35 seconds :O

  • Still w8ing 4 1.9 in 60 seconds.....that is when they finished releasing them 1.9 pre 4 should be coming out soon I hope >.>

  • BAN- ANA ! explication: Anah has been ban because the first one to find a banana was a rejected girl called Anah. LOL just invented this story.

  • SHAMWOW

  • This is the greatest video I've ever seen, and I don't even play Minecraft.

  • @haloman800 PLAY IT NOW you dont know what are blocks...theyre beautiful

  • @haloman800 YOU DON- *BLOWS UP*

  • So wait...

    What?

  • whats next 15 seconds?

  • @DYMDDYM so far he has all the pre releases in 25 secs for 1.9

  • You forgot that when you eat enough raw chicken, you get poisoned :P

  • Banan

  • what was very well done :D nice little theme u got going, thou i feel like my heads going to exploded for information overload

  • Did you even take a breath?

  • make 1.9 in 60 seconds

  • @DYMDDYM do you even look at his vids he made a 35 second vid he doesnt have to make a 1. 1 minute vid

  • ender pearls are very important!

    Usage: rightclickendermensthenitwillt­eleportbackthenyoullhaveurchan­ce

    ofescapingbutitmightspawnathre­ezombiestwozombiesoronezombies

    andtostoptheendermensfromattac­kingyouwhentheendermenisnearit­stime

    tohittheleftmousebuttonfortwot­imesthenrightclickandagainanda­gain

    BANAN.

  • Nice ;DDDD

  • :0

  • @canadiankid243 When I made that comment there were 55 dislikes :P

  • what just fucking happened?

  • So much better than watching an hour of videos to find this stuff out. THANK YOU

  • I feel sorry for the pig at 0:43 :(

  • banana

  • it was cut off so it said 'banan.'

    LOL!

  • i could never do that...

  • do you even breathe in that?! o.O

  • You forgot the mushrooms

  • Banan.

  • he forgot cave spiders lol

  • MANAN

  • Chuck Norris did the same but in 1 SECOND

  • i memorized this.. O.o

  • Did anyonoe else hear 'Banan'?

  • You forgot FOV!!!

  • if you wouldnt mind please watch my series of minecraft multiplayer, i really do put a lot of work into this so all subs are greatttly appreciated, im trying to get my channel up and running so any support is welcome :)

  • Banan?

  • @PrafektRider

    Banan (a) The last letter you can't heaer. ;O

  • Na cholerę się tak spieszysz, kolego?

  • BANAN

  • YOUTUBE STOLE THE "A" OF BANANA! D: YOUR GOING TO PAY YOUTUBE! >:D

  • WARNING: This video causes headaches :(

  • BANAN

  • Too bad they removed the F6-F7 keys - that or my version is screwy.

  • ...

  • that was 1 min -.-

  • BANAN

  • BANANA

  • very good :D

  • What?

  • BANAN.

  • Notch has decided to take out endermen griefing powers and is thinking of having all animals spawn via eggs. Yes cow eggs, so its easier to farm animals and crops

  • U forgotted river

  • Banan.

  • Banana...

  • Sorry, can you repeate that again ?

  • he forgot stone brick :P

  • @Fireteam42 he did not?

  • @Fireteam42 No he did not :) Look at 0:34.

  • What is he saying at 0:53? Something about day and night

  • @Playinard F6 and F7 is now changing the time :)

  • but what about pumpkins and melons ?

  • I wasn't listening, say it again.

    Nice video :)

  • In English,

    Endermen are a new passive mob that becomes hostile and teleports to you if you stare straight at it. It can recieve damage from water and when killed drops ender pearls which currently do nothing.

    NPC villages, ruins and strongholds that randomly generate with the rest of the world. Strongholds can only spawn once per world.

    Bow charging does a variable amount of damage and may also land critical hits. Attacks can be critical if you hit a player or mob decending from a jump.

  • FAIL it's 59 secs you suck...

  • @CruLePreDaToR you suck

  • @CruLePreDaToR its 1:00 are you blind???

  • @MCCrafter100 yes he is an idiot, but he is refering to how youtube skips the last second of every video

  • @CruLePreDaToR No it is not. It is 1:00

  • Can you talk even faster??

  • He forgit blocking and giant mushrooms.

  • What is at 0:42??

  • @luong10 Arrows stick on mobs

  • Its Not Perfect but here i go...

    Endermanareanewpassivemobthatb­ecomeshostileandteleportsifyou­starestraightatititcanrecieved­amagefromwaterwhenkilleditdrop­senderpearlwhichprobablydonoth­ingNpcvillagesruinsandstrongho­ldsnowrandomlygeneratewithther­estoftheworldstrongholdscanonl­yspawnonceperworldbowchargingw­hichdoesavariableamountofdamag­eandmayalsolandcriticalhitsatt­ackscanbecriticalifyouhitaplay­erormobwhendescendingfromajump­anewhungerthatdepletesslowlyov­ertime Thats only up to 18 seconds :(

  • @Jazhve

    BANANA!

  • @Jazhve enderman-banana

  • F6 F7 change day and knight

    Why it doesn't work in my MC?

  • @Mrlifegreen It's removed from the release (sadly)

  • @Mrlifegreen i have no idea man, i have no idea

  • The enderpearl actually let's you attack mobs from farther away (won't let you break blocks from farther though) you don't have to be holding the the enderpearl to attack farther just have it in your inventory or tools menu (idk I've only got it from creative mode) you can use a diamond sword even and dominate

  • @t3hc0mm3nt3r Lolololololol. In creative mode you can hit mobs at any distance.

  • Banana.

  • brain fucked

  • you forgot that sometimes raw food can give you food poisoning lol

  • Sounds like "News with GMan"

  • @MegaKiller325 why? ur the one being mean

  • Chin...charl..roblox face.... It was in the very beggining first seconds.

  • I blinked and missed it.

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  • :O

    I understood it too!

  • BANAN

  • i found someone who speaks my language XD yea i speak really fast

  • I actually doubted you could do this... nice job :D

  • What did he say?  ._.

  • how do you get back down from flying?

  • @ProfessorSummerfang tap crouch/sneak button

  • thumbs up for my 100th time i saw this vid ive spend 100minutes waching this video over and over again to understand it

  • thumbs up for the guy with 2nd top likes with his epic spelling errors :D

  • THIS ISNT 60 SECONDS!!! THIS IS ONE MINUTE!!!

  • @sweeth3ad111 OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT! :O

  • @sweeth3ad111 60 seconds is one minute.

  • @giizismukwa2 shut up, He was being sarcastic, you ruined the joke

  • @friendlyelites nigger

  • @giizismukwa2 YOU FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT! YOUR RACIST AND I'M NOT EVEN BLACK YOU RACIST FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!

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  • @friendlyelites Success.

  • @friendlyelites Success. 

  • @giizismukwa2 fagget

  • @fernandohallie nigger

  • @sweeth3ad111

    60 seconds is 1 Minute

  • @MrJeasa it was a JOKE >:| IVE ANSWERED THAT TEN FUCKING TIMES!! STOP TELLING ME THAT!!!