The Late Late Show - U Can't Touch The Swiss - 02/19/09

[Preboss]

I think he stole that swiss army knife joke from Robin Williams

[eawaka]

LOL. Borat country

[Zamjestnanec]

Funny, all these Europeans complaining about inaccurate facts, when they themselves believe every turd that tells a story of bush being hitler etc.

Save your breath, i am Austrian.

[raffael344]

we in switzerland are the best ppl on the planet...if americans would be half as good as we, our world would be a better place

[themooddisorders]

mmmm chocolate

[facefantome]

It's in the Times so it is partialy true, lol

It's true that rich people are rude, like if the fact that they have money have anything to do with me. I hate when rich people give an attitude to poor people like if they were their employees. I remember one day, a rich dude starting to bully me and I told him : "Is your name on my paycheck" "noooooo" "then shut the fuck up!"

[gopferdami]

Nothing against the Stereotype Jokes but he was wrong about the fact that smoking Marijuana in Switzerland is legal.

Sorry Guys no smoking Pot allowed...well kinda ;)

He always brings the same jokes...hehe

watch?v=50dHXiKn-vg&feature=ch­annel

[facefantome]

YOu know what, it proove that a suit and a tie don't makes you intelligent, you're on NATIONAL tv and you say that weed is legal in Switzerland, were you got your information from, a Cracker Jack box? I know it's a funny show but a good joke start with some truth, in Holland weed is TOLERATE, not legal, and that's the only place on earth. Maybe he knew it but he told, yeah fuck it, nobody will notice americans are sooooo dumb... just like me!

[cruzricardo1]

calm down!

[ReaperSin]

It's legal in the sense that you can smoke it and you won't be arrested unless you're causing trouble and even then it has to be severe. Trust me, go ride in the back of one of the trains or go to a soccer match and you'll see and smell weed everywhere. Also, you're allowed to grow your own weed so long as you don't sell it.

Yar.

[TJW11TehShisno]

3:22 this guy is more like a german frank from Bavaria.

[milangel07]

hahaha, I like this! the swiss crack army is garding the pope in mc hammers pants: whos garding the pope ... haha so funny! I like the Swiss Frank ...haha ... tnx Dude

[SNina09]

armed and fabuluos, ahahahahha!!!!!

[googlejerry]

the only talk show host that can sing

craig's the shit

[LelandSelene]

"Don't come in here or we'll...Open your wine!" hahaha

[Jetty6663113]

hell yeah it takes boulders to be a vatican guard

and i needs me some toblerone

[thugetteRockerpunk]

this was so funny...

my neck and cheeks hurt from laughing and shaking so hard

go craig!!!

[zonkov88]

what a bad monologue

how much did the government of switzerland pay him for that?

fucking swiss bastards

...greetings from austria :)

[USI1993]

Lmao, you're from Austria!

[010jessi010]

XD I absolutely love that guy! I'm from Switzerland and honored to be part of his comedy! ; ) thanks for posting this video! greetings usem Alpeland!

[anarchy3E]

its official....he started drinking again

[chick7489]

Loved this video! I like the way it was well put together. It wasn't just slob put on the site. Good Job! Good video! =D

[AngelB32]

I really love this man... not 100% true facts (The Narnia map gets me everytime !)...but guess what... IT'S COMEDY GUYS!!!!

Is soooooo amazing... As far as I remember it's the second time he sings the Toblerone jingle on his show... they really should give him an endorsement... chocolate for life at least :)....

[herbertschild]

Gimme me a break! If everybody in Europe would have done what the Swiss did, there wouldn't have been a 2nd World War, since their would not have been any contractural obligations to join a war. AND don't forget, Craig is awesome as a comedian, but if people start to take what he says seriously and to be the truth, this is more worrisome for me actually...!

[rufus10000]

Ich kann das auch manchmal nicht einschätzen, was er wirklich denkt, von dem, was er z.B. so politisch sagt.

Aber er ist trotzdem ein faszinierender, brillianter Unterhalter. An diese Late Night Kultur in den USA kommt hier im Moment keine Sendung ran.

[lefozz]

Swiss people are nice and friendly. It is a real democraty. Please americans com on visit us and do not believe the lies about us. Com tu see by yourself. There is more than watches, army knifes, chocolates and mountains.

[viciousmoon]

dude, it's a joke. it's what late night comedians do.

[Thunderflower367]

yaaaaay, craig's finally back to those old monologues where he rants on one subject instead of just touching on like 50.

[bast11111]

sorry, but he gets no stereotype right. and smoking pot is not legal in switzerland. and the cuckoo clock is from germany and not from switzerland. as are the leatherpants

[Carfer22]

switzerland for me is -nazi money, the holocaust, cuckoo clocks, stanley knives, national service, lots of armed citizens and thats it.

[Claauudz]

Why the holocaust? i'm swiss and i'm ok with the rest.

[n1k1ok]

you are wrong on all counts

[Carfer22]

you missed the point.

[iamgerald2000]

although pot is not legal in Switzerland police had adopted a differentiated practice, in that marijuana users were tolerated as opposed to users of other illegal substances and in case of cuckoo clock although the basic model originated in Germany the chalet style was mastered by the swiss so i don't think craig is completely wrong. and by the way its just comedy don't take it too seriously.

[VieShaphiel]

Thanks for your information, but I think Craig didn't say the cuckoo clock is originally from Switzerland... he said Switzerland mastered in making cuckoo clocks. Which, isn't it true?

[masteryoda394]

he has a book called between the bridge and the river.

[madebutante]

i love him!!!

[catemma7]

ahhahahah Triaguler Bees!!

[MCKlassik]

Hahahahah he's very entertaining, I wonder if he writes his own material?!

[masteryoda394]

he does,he even has a book called between the bridge and the river.

[GAMBlT]

He's so cool, funny man.

[vamptor666]

failure  ll v

[Carfer22]

I saw that but i preferred failure

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on nbc.

[mulvihk]

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[ihcmik]

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