The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember, everything What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know, goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt
does anyone know where i can see the video of Lance giving the speech at the 05 tour, when he said "to all the people who don't believe in cycling"?
Happy days !. Sitting watching Eurosport. All seven years. Start to finish.Watching Lance rip the others to bits gave me goosebumps.Trust me,they are all on the juice and I don't give a shite any more.
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You must be one of those cockroaches Im talking about, you prick! On ya bike.... bahahaha I hope a motorist runs you over you arrogant little pedal pumper. Lycra clad outfit; waxed legs; little water bottle; a bike that costs more than a car; riding in packs with your nerdy friends; straining your heart; fucking up your testicles; clicking around with those pedal-lock ballet shoes; helmets that look like wheel covers on a Nazi Stuka dive-bomber; you cockroaches are the pox of the road
@gingermonkeykid It’s these professional cockroaches that are the pox on our roads. They don't even keep on the cycle paths that are specially made for them. Why? Because they are sinewy mutants that like to pedal, pedal, pedal... One demon pack ran a red light and killed an elderly man. Why? Because they are aggressive, pedal pumping, prawns. I’ve even seen one of these prawns abuse a motorist for no reason when slowing at a stop sign which slowed the pedal pumper also.
What I'm saying is that to be a cockroach cyclist you have to have a 'horse jockey' build, BUT need muscular legs to pump them pedals. That's what is not natural. That's why these cockroaches are mutants and need the needle to give them the lower torso strength. They are a nasty bunch because of this unnatural form and once they get into their pedal pumping rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. It is proven that they can be made impotent by seat pressure on balls.
@DigbyCat do you realise how fucking dumb you are? i really hope so because you´re obviously suffering for downs syndrom. go dry-hump your mom in your basement retard
You must be one of those cockroaches Im talking about, you prick!
On ya bike.... bahahaha
I hope a motorist runs you over you arrogant little pedal pumper. Lycra clad outfit; waxed legs; little water bottle; a bike that costs more than a car; riding in packs with your nerdy friends; straining your heart; fucking up your testicles; clicking around with those pedal-lock ballet shoes; helmets that look like wheel covers on a Nazi Stuka dive-bomber; you cockroaches are the pox of the road.
@Triple777ER A good brisk walk will do the same job. Therefore these cockroaches wouldn’t be intimidating the pubic on the roads, blocking traffic, blaming traffic because they have to stop; running red lights and stop signs and running old people over on crosswalks. Once they get into their pedal power rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. Light weight body and mutated muscular legs is not natural. That’s why the needle is the only way for these arrogant cockroaches.
@DigbyCat A good brisk walk might do the job. But ofcourse, the world is full of different people. Some may like it, others may not choose to do so. Lets face it, cyclist population is only going to increase and there's no way the government would do anything to stop it, afterall it is 'greener' and healthier for the environment and the human body. As for breaking laws, everyone's going to do it. I understand your pain about cyclists jumping lights and such.
These cockroach types (not Mum, Dad, work-day commutes), all look the same. Sinewy mutants with chips on their shoulders. They are addicted to pedal pumping and checking their pedometers. They ride in nerdy packs and don’t give a fuck about road rules. The cops are sick and tired of these insects. They are aggressive pedal pumping agros, who need their bike pump shoved right up their butt to let some of their aggressive hot air out. They love lattés while wearing their ballet lock shoes.
@DigbyCat wow... you must be one pissed off 400 pound man that has absolutely nothing better to do with your life than sound stupid and arrogant... i hope you work alone cause i surly wouldn't want to work with ya.....
@TheWicca123 That's a pretty accurate assessment, only thing is you're talking about me! Go to LanceLied(dot)com. Cheat Long, Win Wrong, Dope Strong, Ass Prong!
For all the negative commenting people out there....you are a skiddmark on the underpants of society! Dream big and go get it! Dont waste your time telling others what you think!
@numerrita hes more of a man than you obviously,jealous will get you now where lets hope you dont ever suffer from cancer,actually hope youdo then you know what he went through,prick
You must be one of those cockroaches Im talking about, you prick!
On ya bike.... bahahaha
I hope a motorist runs you over you arrogant little pedal pumper. Lycra clad outfit; waxed legs; little water bottle; a bike that costs more than a car; riding in packs with your nerdy friends; straining your heart; fucking up your testicles; clicking around with those pedal-lock ballet shoes; helmets that look like wheel covers on a Nazi Stuka dive-bomber; you cockroaches are the pox of the road
Cyclists, especially these types, are nasty cockroaches. They need to be scrawny like a horse jockey, but also need some strength to pump their pedals. The result is aggressive mutants that are nasty and they hate anyone who gets in the way of their addictive pedal pumping. They are also impotent because of the pressure on their tiny balls from the bicycle seat. They are irritating pieces of head lice and should be sprayed with poison. Aggressive and frustrated. The poor wretches.
Cyclists, especially these types, are nasty cockroaches. They need to be scrawny like a horse jockey, but also need some strength to pump their pedals. The result is aggressive mutants that are nasty and they hate anyone who gets in the way of their addictive pedal pumping. They are also impotent because of the pressure on their tiny balls from the bicycle seat. They are irritating pieces of head lice and should be sprayed with poison. Aggressive and frustrated. The poor wretches.
Cockorach cyclists? Please. Genetics can be important in cycling performance. As do PED's. But anyone can perform if they eat right, and bust their asses. Take it from an ex-jock, turned fat bastard, turned into the greatest shape of ny life-at 43. I take out mofo's in their 20's...
Being thin and having muscular legs is natural if all you do is work the but you wouldn't know cause your fat and just mad that you can't put your leg over the bike
@cyclingfan55 What I'm saying is that to be a cockroach cyclist you have to have a 'horse jockey' build, BUT need muscular legs to pump them pedals. That's what is not natural. That's why these cockroaches are mutants and need the needle to give them the lower torso strength. They are a nasty bunch because of this unnatural form and once they get into their pedal pumping rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have
bring him the fake blood bag , otherwise someone could say he's been the biggest doped cheater and the biggest braze-face farcical comedian in sports history .....;-) No expert and nobody really knowing cycling takes seriosuly
Epons armstrong and his senseless so called " victories " ( he used to join 1 race x year, only Tour de France ..D ! ) , because all them have been cheated
You must be one of those cockroaches Im talking about, you prick!
On ya bike.... bahahaha
I hope a motorist runs you over you arrogant little pedal pumper. Lycra clad outfit; waxed legs; little water bottle; a bike that costs more than a car; riding in packs with your nerdy friends; straining your heart; fucking up your testicles; clicking around with those pedal-lock ballet shoes; helmets that look like wheel covers on a Nazi Stuka dive-bomber; you cockroaches are the pox of the road.
Tell the truth, your dad wacked off on a rock and let the sun hatch you!!!!! As someone stated your probably a fat F***ING slob who's only exersice is walking to the fridge!!!!!
These cockroach types (not Mum, Dad, work-day commutes), all look the same. Sinewy mutants with chips on their shoulders. They are addicted to pedal pumping and checking their pedometers. They ride in nerdy packs and dont give a fuck about road rules. The cops are sick and tired of these insects. They are aggressive pedal pumping wankers, who need their bike pump shoved right up their butt to let some of their aggressive hot air out. They love lattés while wearing their ballet lock shoes.
@DigbyCat That's odd...I didn't realize we cyclists used pedometers. But you obviously are such an expert on cycling... Isn't it interesting that the only people who really complain about cyclists are the ones that haven't exercised in years? Guilty conscience, perhaps?
@ealhmund27 Its these professional cockroaches that are the pox on our roads. They don't even keep on the cycle paths that are specially made for them. Why? Because they are sinewy mutants that like to pedal, pedal, pedal... One demon pack ran a red light and killed an elderly man. Why? Because they are aggressive, pedal pumping, prawns. Ive even seen one of these prawns abuse a motorist for no reason when slowing at a stop sign which slowed the pedal pumper also.
@DigbyCat I think what 'iluvusa1' is trying to say is tat you seem to be a narrow minded prick who looks down your nose at whatever you don't understand. What the fuck are you on about cockroaches and mutants for? This only furthers my belief that you are a fat bastard who spends all his time watching X-men, reading comic books and wishing you had the power to get off your fat arse and do something with your life, other than ineffectively slating people on Youtube.
@DigbyCat "fucking up your testicles" ... sounds to me like you take good, daily, lubricated care of your testicles yourself. or does your gay furry cat assist with such like? nah. you're just a fat prick aren't you. how are cyclists nerdy? how do you have the sand to call anybody nerdy?! ever watched the Simpsons? We've never met but I'm thinking... 'Comic book Guy'. "Straining your heart ". Fact: cycling is better for your heart than sitting infront of a computer all day eating hot pockets.
A good brisk walk will do the same job. Therefore these cockroaches wouldn’t be intimidating the pubic on the roads, blocking traffic, blaming traffic because they have to stop; running red lights and stop signs and running old people over on crosswalks. Once they get into their pedal power rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. Light weight body and mutated muscular legs is not natural. That’s why the needle is the only way for these arrogant cockroaches.
Here in california we dont have those problems, bike/motorbike/and car get along pretty well together. just yesterday i rode a 15.5 mile circuit on all highway, everyone knows to get out of the way. cyclists legs are like diesel engines, and once their warm, they can go forever and ever, when you stop, you cramp
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Light weight body and mutated muscular legs is not natural. Thats why the needle is the only way. Professional cockroach cyclists I refer to, not Mum, Dad and the kids, or work day commuters. These REAL cockroaches are impudent to any road rules. When in packs they even run old people over on crosswalks and kill them. Walking path; tax payer funded dedicated cycle paths or the fuckin heavy congested roads, they dont care. All for the addictive pursuit of pumping pedals and being impotent.
I really wish your Dad had been impotent when he shagged your mum. That way I wouldn't be wasting my time responding to your pointless ramblings you Slapdick. Go get your Supersize Breakfast, Mcdonalds shuts in 25 minutes.
You must be one of those cockroaches Im talking about, you prick!
On ya bike.... bahahaha
I hope a motorist runs you over you arrogant little pedal pumper. Lycra clad outfit; waxed legs; little water bottle; a bike that costs more than a car; riding in packs with your nerdy friends; straining your heart; fucking up your testicles; clicking around with those pedal-lock ballet shoes; helmets that look like wheel covers on a Nazi Stuka dive-bomber; you cockroaches are the pox of the road.
You should calm down, with your blood pressure the way it is you're surely risking cardiac arrest. Why don't you waddle over to the fridge and make a snack (though I'd recommend a SlimFast or something). Argueing on YouTube is not classed as exercise you know? Nor is it classed as a social life. So open the drapes, take a step out into the real world, try communicating with people, by saying polite things and not being a cycnical fuckpig and maybe it's possible you may develop an actual friend.
What I'm saying is that to be a cockroach cyclist you have to have a 'horse jockey' build, BUT need muscular legs to pump them pedals. That's what is not natural. That's why these cockroaches are mutants and need the needle to give them the lower torso strength. They are a nasty bunch because of this unnatural form and once they get into their pedal pumping rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. It is proven that they can be made impotent by seat pressure on balls.
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Its these professional cockroaches that are the pox on our roads. They don't even keep on the cycle paths that are specially made for them. Why? Because they are sinewy mutants that like to pedal, pedal, pedal... One demon pack ran a red light and killed an elderly man. Why? Because they are aggressive, pedal pumping, prawns. Ive even seen one of these prawns abuse a motorist for no reason when slowing at a stop sign which slowed the pedal pumper also.
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A good brisk walk will do the same job. Therefore these cockroaches wouldnt be intimidating the pubic on the roads, blocking traffic, blaming traffic because they have to stop; running red lights and stop signs and running old people over on crosswalks. Once they get into their pedal power rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. Light weight body and mutated muscular legs is not natural. Thats why the needle is the only way for these arrogant cockroaches.
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These cockroach types (not Mum, Dad, work-day commutes), all look the same. Sinewy mutants with chips on their shoulders. They are addicted to pedal pumping and checking their pedometers. They ride in nerdy packs and dont give a fuck about road rules. The cops are sick and tired of these insects. They are aggressive pedal pumping wankers, who need their bike pump shoved right up their butt to let some of their aggressive hot air out. They love lattés while wearing their ballet lock shoes.
@bsothefirst I did not figure to whom you were addressing the comment but here is something to think about. You live in the flatlands... This clip is about Lance, one of the greatest climbers in the recent history of cycling.
@DigbyCat, GET A LIFE! Just for common knowledge this COCKROACH likes to write shit about cyclists on every Armstrong video he can find, he has no life and probobly sits on his couch all day long dreaming about beeing able to pedal more than 10 meters without getting exhausted!
@Chrisesset88 And one year later he's still copying and pasting the same old shit over and over. You'd think if he really hated something he wouldn't spend all of his time searching for videos of it on youtube and pasting comments he has saved in a text file. What a cunt.
Road cyclists (race bikes) are the worst. Abusive, rude, travel in packs (mentality wise) usually have no evasive skills and expect every one to get out of their way. I've been riding Beach Rd, Melbourne for 4 years now, and their stupidity, rudeness, lack of skill and commonsense just astounds me. Funnily enough, they're just as rude and inconsiderate
Road cyclists (race bikes) are the worst. Abusive, rude, travel in packs (mentality wise) usually have no evasive skills and expect every one to get out of their way. I've been riding Beach Rd, Melbourne for 4 years now, and their stupidity, rudeness, lack of skill and commonsense just astounds me. Funnily enough, they're just as rude and inconsiderate
A good brisk walk will do the same job. Therefore these cockroaches wouldnt be intimidating the pubic on the roads, blocking traffic, blaming traffic because they have to stop; running red lights and stop signs and running old people over on crosswalks. Once they get into their pedal power rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. Light weight body and mutated muscular legs is not natural. Thats why the needle is the only way for these arrogant cockroaches.
ok...may be one death and I do understand there are idiot bicyclists all over the place (just like idiot motorists but few in number)....Again bicycling an entire community as cockroaches is IDIOTIC and very STUPID on your part.
Having said that, I would myself love to insert the needle to all those people who break lights and hurt other people no matter they are on bicycle or are inside their big fat ass 4 wheel drive SUV. I promise you the ratio would be probably 1000:1. Bicyclists breaking the rules anyways get themselves killed.
"A good brisk walk will do the same job." NOOOOO, a lot of people use bicycles for commuting...you may wonder why? Because they hate pollution, they don't have money, they are "greener", they take less time for short journeys, they hate finding parking spots., they hate dependence on car manufactures, mechanics, gas prices etc.
DO remember that bicycles were here much before cars came.
What I'm saying is that to be a cockroach cyclist you have to have a 'horse jockey' build, BUT need muscular legs to pump them pedals. That's what is not natural. That's why these cockroaches are mutants and need the needle to give them the lower torso strength. They are a nasty bunch because of this unnatural form and once they get into their pedal pumping rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. It is proven that they can be made impotent by seat pressure on balls.
Cyclists, especially these types, are nasty cockroaches. They need to be scrawny like a horse jockey, but also need some strength to pump their pedals. The result is aggressive mutants that are nasty and they hate anyone who gets in the way of their addictive pedal pumping. They are also impotent because of the pressure on their tiny balls from the bicycle seat. They are irritating pieces of head lice and should be sprayed with poison. Aggressive and frustrated. The poor wretches.
Light weight body and mutated muscular legs is not natural. Thats why the needle is the only way. Professional cockroach cyclists I refer to, not Mum, Dad and the kids, or work day commuters. These REAL cockroaches are impudent to any road rules. When in packs they even run old people over on crosswalks and kill them. Walking path; tax payer funded dedicated cycle paths or the fuckin heavy congested roads, they dont care. All for the addictive pursuit of pumping pedals and being impotent.
Can you give me 3 news articles which mention that a bicyclist killed an old man/kid?
btw they dont care because it belongs to them as much as belongs to motorists. Most of the roads/parks/trails/sidewalks are financed from state/city taxes (and not vehicle registration fees). Thats why they don't care about the presence of congested traffic on the road (its not their fault...right?). Having said that, they don't expect motorists to care about their presence and make a fuss about it either.
@DigbyCat: I am not claiming that bicyclists always follow rules..They don't and they are the same people who later get into their cars and break lights and text while driving. A percentage of people will always be bad...no matter what.
But blaming the whole bicycling community is not a good idea. At worst, when they don't follow rules, they get themselves killed at the expense of few scratches on neighboring cars.
@DigbyCat: Also, I don't know where you got the notion that PROFESSIONAL bicyclists kill people. Are there any news examples which point to that? I am really curious to know more about that.
Look at you, preaching to the masses. Looks like you have the inferiority complex. I'm just expressing my hate for a major douchebag who cheated on his wife. And you seem to be making a big deal about me there sparky.
Go suck his one nut dick. Why are you fighting so hard to protect the honor of some asshole who gets paid to ride a bike? You're part of the fucked up culture that worships athletes.
I am not fighting hard to protect anybody. I am just trying to show a rude guest the door. No one is forcing you to stay here. No one cares what you say.
u fucking haters!!! you don't need two testicles, one is enough, the other one is pure vanity :-).......lance achievements r simply to great for a bunch of rednecks to understand
Lance Armstrong is a faggot. Riding a bike isn't a sport. It's a game for toddlers. And this ball-less bastard cheated on his wife too. What a cock. If you have no testicles, you aren't a real man.
Do you admire Armstrong? You called him by his first name. Are you on a first name basis? You admire a ball-less adulterer who rides a bike for money. What does that say about you?
You are obviously jumping to conclusions. The point is that you are Judging this man harshly. What gives you the right to do that? Its kind of fucked up of you making fun of a man who suffered through cancer. Do you make fun of babies with leukemia too?
so what if he rides the bike for money...you would to if you could keep up lol its a sport just like any other!!!is it that you hate lance armstrong or you hate cycling make up your mind lol
what do you do for a sport lol i wanna hear this one and if i gets no reply back than atleast i know that slappy(lol)2112 is just a person who talks outta the ass lol
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I hate lance armstrong and I hate cycling. Both are equally retarded. I've played footbal, hockey, and competed in martial arts. I still play hockey, and that is my primary sport. Not only do i use my legs to move fast, like cycling, but i also have to worry about assholes trying to knock me to the hard ice, all the while trying to put a black disk into a net guarded by a padded man. All Lance Armstrong has to worry about is not crushing his nuts on the seat. Wait, he doesn't have any anymore.
@Slappy2112 no one forced you to watch this video, so why voice your opinion so vocally. also i don't suppose you do 6 or more hours of ice hockey training a day.
Oh wow, really? Golf, water polo, and beating the shit out of your african american slave were all well respected sports of the 19th century. Dumb, UNREAL.
The point completely went over your head. Just because something is accepted, doesn't make it legitimate. Sorry, hunting, golfing, nascar, and riding a bike up some hills are not sports. I'd deem cycling as an athletic competition however, but not a sport.
How would you know? Where you the one he cheated on his wife with? Cycling is more than moving your legs fast? Oh wait, it's moving your legs fast and steering a little bike. A fucking child can do it.
Hey, guess what? Little kids play karate, football and hockey too (you know, your'e favorite sport). Guess what the "Mighty Ducks" was about? A bunch of little kids who play hockey, LOL!
I'm not surprised you don't understand the sport. It's an elite sport. You have to be an elite athlete to even be an amateur. You have to have an elite mind to understand cycling. Keep slamming your head into those ice rink walls Mr. Genius!
lol you play hockey...oooooooooooooh you shoulda said that in the first place...that way i woulda excused your rantin lol no wonder you speak nonsense lol :D
yup you do speak nonsense...youre ignorant because you assume im a little boy and yea i am making fun of hockey :D hockey requires other skills sure i guess but you dont think it takes being tough to ride a bike???now thats just ignorance lol and what
Lance is awesome he never tested positive its alot of haters
revolutionist14 1 day ago
There is a very strong chance Lance has doped, doesn't make me any less of a fan though. Hes still a TDF legend
toby099 5 days ago in playlist More videos from ogonzilla
thanks for dr ferraries dope and steruid ;D
007alagah 3 months ago
Where is Dr Ferrari's van?
hellsadore 4 months ago
in shed training for 2012 etape this is awsum viewing thanks
MrEngtidie 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ogonzilla
I like how you show lance thinking about the day he couldve lost the tour in 03 while he's training. Motivational.
wwtdd1 4 months ago
Entonces las sesiones de dopping no formaban parte del plan de entrenamiento...
MrSpagiria 4 months ago
monster atlet
darkbr 5 months ago
I wish they still wore m-frames :( The tour just isn't the same when oakley's making all their riders wear radars.
skatekid25 6 months ago
DigbyCat is a ho!
johnsonville1brats 6 months ago
you left out the part where he took EPO and had a blood transfusion before he drug tested. Still a badass rider though.
vulva45 7 months ago
Great video, who's the biker?
willhilsman 7 months ago
@willhilsman best tour de france cyclist of all time LANCE ARMSTRONG
Alex7tour 4 months ago
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Go to LanceLied(dot)com. Cheat Long, Win Wrong, Dope Strong, Ass Prong!
musicNsoccer 7 months ago
musicNsoccer 8 months ago
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C'mon and sing with me. "Now dope me up before I go go, Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo". Dope Long, Win Wrong, PHARM Strong!
musicNsoccer 8 months ago
Is missing the preparation part, when Lance injects himself with PED and EPO, when he draws blood and then later when he reinfuses it for race.
hghepo 9 months ago
i wonder if lance ever wishes that he was on one of those motorcycles
beastyfou69 9 months ago
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i love lance armstrong but iam bettrer. let see my video
/watch?v=r7BMRDU1X5E
nico261086 10 months ago
1:43 those riders are like, "oh shit, that dude is fast... wait was that lance armstrong???" hahaha
markfnorm 10 months ago
All you Lance Haters, go try Chemo & see how it feels. U wouldn't dream of Puting chemicals in you after experiencing the slow death of Chemo !
Viva Lance !
ian749 11 months ago
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does anyone know where i can see the video of Lance giving the speech at the 05 tour, when he said "to all the people who don't believe in cycling"?
mewoyou 11 months ago
The music reminds me of the soundtrack for 'Spyro: Year of the Dragon' Ahh, those were the days.
Brutalfox08 11 months ago
Happy days !. Sitting watching Eurosport. All seven years. Start to finish.Watching Lance rip the others to bits gave me goosebumps.Trust me,they are all on the juice and I don't give a shite any more.
mallins40 1 year ago
Lance es el REY.
Santana1765 1 year ago
very well done. great video.
=]
supercoolbenwag 1 year ago
Tour of Lance.
Santana1765 1 year ago
0:26 that's my favorite victory salute. Love it!!!
chrisbear08 1 year ago
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tokyomunch 1 year ago
'Fuck lance armstrong. Fuck him and his ball, his steroids and yellow shirts, and that empty expression on his face."
George Carlin
numerrita 1 year ago
good job!!
KoreanJapan1 1 year ago
so who or what do you like digbycat?
mark9076 1 year ago
hmmm stelvio ?
Ozim84 1 year ago
One of the best videos on here. Thanks for putting it together.
uranimo 1 year ago
Great video of a real legend............
loftusboy9 1 year ago
@MrIrishlogic bless your mother for having spawned a fuckwit like you.
numerrita 1 year ago
@DigbyCat you are such an idiot, I hope you have a heart attack you fat bastard.
gingermonkeykid 1 year ago
You must be one of those cockroaches Im talking about, you prick! On ya bike.... bahahaha I hope a motorist runs you over you arrogant little pedal pumper. Lycra clad outfit; waxed legs; little water bottle; a bike that costs more than a car; riding in packs with your nerdy friends; straining your heart; fucking up your testicles; clicking around with those pedal-lock ballet shoes; helmets that look like wheel covers on a Nazi Stuka dive-bomber; you cockroaches are the pox of the road
DigbyCat 1 year ago
@DigbyCat haha you make me laugh you sad person
gingermonkeykid 1 year ago
@gingermonkeykid It’s these professional cockroaches that are the pox on our roads. They don't even keep on the cycle paths that are specially made for them. Why? Because they are sinewy mutants that like to pedal, pedal, pedal... One demon pack ran a red light and killed an elderly man. Why? Because they are aggressive, pedal pumping, prawns. I’ve even seen one of these prawns abuse a motorist for no reason when slowing at a stop sign which slowed the pedal pumper also.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
@DigbyCat faggot
empiretotalwar1 1 year ago
What I'm saying is that to be a cockroach cyclist you have to have a 'horse jockey' build, BUT need muscular legs to pump them pedals. That's what is not natural. That's why these cockroaches are mutants and need the needle to give them the lower torso strength. They are a nasty bunch because of this unnatural form and once they get into their pedal pumping rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. It is proven that they can be made impotent by seat pressure on balls.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
@DigbyCat uuhm no...im a cyclist myself and i dont need a "horse jockey" build dumbass seriously you are fucking retarded.
go fuck yourself and btw get a life faggot
empiretotalwar1 1 year ago
@DigbyCat do you realise how fucking dumb you are? i really hope so because you´re obviously suffering for downs syndrom. go dry-hump your mom in your basement retard
empiretotalwar1 1 year ago
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@DigbyCat do you realise how fucking dumb you are? because you´re obviously suffering for downs syndrom. go dry-hump your mom in your basement retard
empiretotalwar1 1 year ago
@DigbyCat Hahaha.
Fucking chodehead.
TheMarshal1992 1 year ago
You must be one of those cockroaches Im talking about, you prick!
On ya bike.... bahahaha
I hope a motorist runs you over you arrogant little pedal pumper. Lycra clad outfit; waxed legs; little water bottle; a bike that costs more than a car; riding in packs with your nerdy friends; straining your heart; fucking up your testicles; clicking around with those pedal-lock ballet shoes; helmets that look like wheel covers on a Nazi Stuka dive-bomber; you cockroaches are the pox of the road.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
@DigbyCat UMAD
Triple777ER 1 year ago
@Triple777ER A good brisk walk will do the same job. Therefore these cockroaches wouldn’t be intimidating the pubic on the roads, blocking traffic, blaming traffic because they have to stop; running red lights and stop signs and running old people over on crosswalks. Once they get into their pedal power rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. Light weight body and mutated muscular legs is not natural. That’s why the needle is the only way for these arrogant cockroaches.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
@DigbyCat A good brisk walk might do the job. But ofcourse, the world is full of different people. Some may like it, others may not choose to do so. Lets face it, cyclist population is only going to increase and there's no way the government would do anything to stop it, afterall it is 'greener' and healthier for the environment and the human body. As for breaking laws, everyone's going to do it. I understand your pain about cyclists jumping lights and such.
Triple777ER 1 year ago
These cockroach types (not Mum, Dad, work-day commutes), all look the same. Sinewy mutants with chips on their shoulders. They are addicted to pedal pumping and checking their pedometers. They ride in nerdy packs and don’t give a fuck about road rules. The cops are sick and tired of these insects. They are aggressive pedal pumping agros, who need their bike pump shoved right up their butt to let some of their aggressive hot air out. They love lattés while wearing their ballet lock shoes.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
@DigbyCat wow... you must be one pissed off 400 pound man that has absolutely nothing better to do with your life than sound stupid and arrogant... i hope you work alone cause i surly wouldn't want to work with ya.....
TheWicca123 7 months ago
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@TheWicca123 That's a pretty accurate assessment, only thing is you're talking about me! Go to LanceLied(dot)com. Cheat Long, Win Wrong, Dope Strong, Ass Prong!
musicNsoccer 7 months ago
@DigbyCat you need to go to a doctor man, you have mental issues. Where you sexually assaulted by a man in lycra or something? :/
gingermonkeykid 8 months ago
I would like to direct all of the whiners about "cheating" to Alberto Contador's videos. He is now a PROVEN cheater, and deserves the criticism.
pdp110 1 year ago
Armstrong is awesome, amazing athlete:)
LUNCH155 1 year ago
Although I just came back from a biking session, Fatboy's music makes want to go back on the road !
borgesian2 1 year ago
Great video! Thumbs up :)
For all the negative commenting people out there....you are a skiddmark on the underpants of society! Dream big and go get it! Dont waste your time telling others what you think!
stoyki 1 year ago
HERO!
cezzowsky 1 year ago
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0:59 - He was so drugged at that point, that he wasn't abel to handle his bike
vethop 1 year ago
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vethop 1 year ago
"Fuck Lance Armstrong. Fuck him and his ball, his yellow shirts, his steroids, and that fucking empty expression on his face."
George Carlin
numerrita 1 year ago
@numerrita hes more of a man than you obviously,jealous will get you now where lets hope you dont ever suffer from cancer,actually hope youdo then you know what he went through,prick
vicbakerboy 1 year ago
@vicbakerboy he is fake like your intelligence.
numerrita 1 year ago
@numerrita Dude fuck you. he won the survived cancer, and won the tdf 7 times. You just a fucking hater
LUNCH155 1 year ago
ke people like fake people.La is afraud.
numerrita 1 year ago
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ASTANA THE BEST
qwert54544 1 year ago
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You must be one of those cockroaches Im talking about, you prick!
On ya bike.... bahahaha
I hope a motorist runs you over you arrogant little pedal pumper. Lycra clad outfit; waxed legs; little water bottle; a bike that costs more than a car; riding in packs with your nerdy friends; straining your heart; fucking up your testicles; clicking around with those pedal-lock ballet shoes; helmets that look like wheel covers on a Nazi Stuka dive-bomber; you cockroaches are the pox of the road
DigbyCat 1 year ago
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Cyclists, especially these types, are nasty cockroaches. They need to be scrawny like a horse jockey, but also need some strength to pump their pedals. The result is aggressive mutants that are nasty and they hate anyone who gets in the way of their addictive pedal pumping. They are also impotent because of the pressure on their tiny balls from the bicycle seat. They are irritating pieces of head lice and should be sprayed with poison. Aggressive and frustrated. The poor wretches.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
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Cyclists, especially these types, are nasty cockroaches. They need to be scrawny like a horse jockey, but also need some strength to pump their pedals. The result is aggressive mutants that are nasty and they hate anyone who gets in the way of their addictive pedal pumping. They are also impotent because of the pressure on their tiny balls from the bicycle seat. They are irritating pieces of head lice and should be sprayed with poison. Aggressive and frustrated. The poor wretches.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
Cockorach cyclists? Please. Genetics can be important in cycling performance. As do PED's. But anyone can perform if they eat right, and bust their asses. Take it from an ex-jock, turned fat bastard, turned into the greatest shape of ny life-at 43. I take out mofo's in their 20's...
johnbarleycornmd 1 year ago 4
This video changed my life.
Thanks for posting.
Before this, I was a 230 pound hunk of fat.
Within 4 months, I was down to 170 lbs, biking 40 miles a day. I do 4 centuries a year.
I am now 165 lbs, and bike on steel.
Dude, anything can happen.
Lance is the shiznit.
johnbarleycornmd 1 year ago 5
@johnbarleycornmd
good for you man!. i was in a similar position until may 09. as it says in the N*KE ad; JUST DO IT!
blackwaterveterinary 3 months ago
Being thin and having muscular legs is natural if all you do is work the but you wouldn't know cause your fat and just mad that you can't put your leg over the bike
MegaDrew89 1 year ago
Mutants lol cockroaches you are stupid and fat
MegaDrew89 1 year ago
You are probly fat noob
MegaDrew89 1 year ago
@cyclingfan55 What I'm saying is that to be a cockroach cyclist you have to have a 'horse jockey' build, BUT need muscular legs to pump them pedals. That's what is not natural. That's why these cockroaches are mutants and need the needle to give them the lower torso strength. They are a nasty bunch because of this unnatural form and once they get into their pedal pumping rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have
DigbyCat 1 year ago
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"Fuck Lance armstrog. Fuck him and his ball, his yellow shirt, his bicycle, his steroids, and that fucking empty expression on his face."
George Carlin
numerrita 1 year ago
bring him the fake blood bag , otherwise someone could say he's been the biggest doped cheater and the biggest braze-face farcical comedian in sports history .....;-) No expert and nobody really knowing cycling takes seriosuly
Epons armstrong and his senseless so called " victories " ( he used to join 1 race x year, only Tour de France ..D ! ) , because all them have been cheated
and robbed .
Busseto 1 year ago 2
@DigbyCat
Your a F*****G MORON
iluvusa1 1 year ago
You must be one of those cockroaches Im talking about, you prick!
On ya bike.... bahahaha
I hope a motorist runs you over you arrogant little pedal pumper. Lycra clad outfit; waxed legs; little water bottle; a bike that costs more than a car; riding in packs with your nerdy friends; straining your heart; fucking up your testicles; clicking around with those pedal-lock ballet shoes; helmets that look like wheel covers on a Nazi Stuka dive-bomber; you cockroaches are the pox of the road.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
@DigbyCat
Tell the truth, your dad wacked off on a rock and let the sun hatch you!!!!! As someone stated your probably a fat F***ING slob who's only exersice is walking to the fridge!!!!!
iluvusa1 1 year ago
These cockroach types (not Mum, Dad, work-day commutes), all look the same. Sinewy mutants with chips on their shoulders. They are addicted to pedal pumping and checking their pedometers. They ride in nerdy packs and dont give a fuck about road rules. The cops are sick and tired of these insects. They are aggressive pedal pumping wankers, who need their bike pump shoved right up their butt to let some of their aggressive hot air out. They love lattés while wearing their ballet lock shoes.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
@DigbyCat That's odd...I didn't realize we cyclists used pedometers. But you obviously are such an expert on cycling... Isn't it interesting that the only people who really complain about cyclists are the ones that haven't exercised in years? Guilty conscience, perhaps?
ealhmund27 1 year ago
@ealhmund27 Its these professional cockroaches that are the pox on our roads. They don't even keep on the cycle paths that are specially made for them. Why? Because they are sinewy mutants that like to pedal, pedal, pedal... One demon pack ran a red light and killed an elderly man. Why? Because they are aggressive, pedal pumping, prawns. Ive even seen one of these prawns abuse a motorist for no reason when slowing at a stop sign which slowed the pedal pumper also.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
@DigbyCat your a nubhole
MegaDrew89 1 year ago
@DigbyCat your a nub
MegaDrew89 1 year ago
@DigbyCat I think what 'iluvusa1' is trying to say is tat you seem to be a narrow minded prick who looks down your nose at whatever you don't understand. What the fuck are you on about cockroaches and mutants for? This only furthers my belief that you are a fat bastard who spends all his time watching X-men, reading comic books and wishing you had the power to get off your fat arse and do something with your life, other than ineffectively slating people on Youtube.
JoetheFreestlyee 1 year ago
@DigbyCat "fucking up your testicles" ... sounds to me like you take good, daily, lubricated care of your testicles yourself. or does your gay furry cat assist with such like? nah. you're just a fat prick aren't you. how are cyclists nerdy? how do you have the sand to call anybody nerdy?! ever watched the Simpsons? We've never met but I'm thinking... 'Comic book Guy'. "Straining your heart ". Fact: cycling is better for your heart than sitting infront of a computer all day eating hot pockets.
JoetheFreestlyee 1 year ago
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A good brisk walk will do the same job. Therefore these cockroaches wouldn’t be intimidating the pubic on the roads, blocking traffic, blaming traffic because they have to stop; running red lights and stop signs and running old people over on crosswalks. Once they get into their pedal power rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. Light weight body and mutated muscular legs is not natural. That’s why the needle is the only way for these arrogant cockroaches.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
anyone know the name of this song? i used to have it on a mix CD
terencecah 1 year ago
@terencecah fatboy slim - everybody needs a 303
acescence 1 year ago
Lance Rocks!!!! Go man go !!!!! Those climbs are soo hard!!!!!
sebo2001 1 year ago
should have watched this before training this morning
batch2448 1 year ago
this guy know what is pain
MrSt0kk 1 year ago 2
Guys just ignore the guy! It's probably someone looking for cheap laughs. Don't sink to his level! Thanks!
McHomeslice456 1 year ago 2
Here in california we dont have those problems, bike/motorbike/and car get along pretty well together. just yesterday i rode a 15.5 mile circuit on all highway, everyone knows to get out of the way. cyclists legs are like diesel engines, and once their warm, they can go forever and ever, when you stop, you cramp
JDnx 1 year ago
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Light weight body and mutated muscular legs is not natural. Thats why the needle is the only way. Professional cockroach cyclists I refer to, not Mum, Dad and the kids, or work day commuters. These REAL cockroaches are impudent to any road rules. When in packs they even run old people over on crosswalks and kill them. Walking path; tax payer funded dedicated cycle paths or the fuckin heavy congested roads, they dont care. All for the addictive pursuit of pumping pedals and being impotent.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
I really wish your Dad had been impotent when he shagged your mum. That way I wouldn't be wasting my time responding to your pointless ramblings you Slapdick. Go get your Supersize Breakfast, Mcdonalds shuts in 25 minutes.
patrickk77362 1 year ago
You must be one of those cockroaches Im talking about, you prick!
On ya bike.... bahahaha
I hope a motorist runs you over you arrogant little pedal pumper. Lycra clad outfit; waxed legs; little water bottle; a bike that costs more than a car; riding in packs with your nerdy friends; straining your heart; fucking up your testicles; clicking around with those pedal-lock ballet shoes; helmets that look like wheel covers on a Nazi Stuka dive-bomber; you cockroaches are the pox of the road.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
You should calm down, with your blood pressure the way it is you're surely risking cardiac arrest. Why don't you waddle over to the fridge and make a snack (though I'd recommend a SlimFast or something). Argueing on YouTube is not classed as exercise you know? Nor is it classed as a social life. So open the drapes, take a step out into the real world, try communicating with people, by saying polite things and not being a cycnical fuckpig and maybe it's possible you may develop an actual friend.
patrickk77362 1 year ago
What I'm saying is that to be a cockroach cyclist you have to have a 'horse jockey' build, BUT need muscular legs to pump them pedals. That's what is not natural. That's why these cockroaches are mutants and need the needle to give them the lower torso strength. They are a nasty bunch because of this unnatural form and once they get into their pedal pumping rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. It is proven that they can be made impotent by seat pressure on balls.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
Inspiring, makes me want to leave work today and go for a loooooong ride.
patrickk77362 1 year ago
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Its these professional cockroaches that are the pox on our roads. They don't even keep on the cycle paths that are specially made for them. Why? Because they are sinewy mutants that like to pedal, pedal, pedal... One demon pack ran a red light and killed an elderly man. Why? Because they are aggressive, pedal pumping, prawns. Ive even seen one of these prawns abuse a motorist for no reason when slowing at a stop sign which slowed the pedal pumper also.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
thats cool....i guess
btsk18 1 year ago 3
it seems to me like you are the aggressive one.
WC9456 1 year ago
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A good brisk walk will do the same job. Therefore these cockroaches wouldnt be intimidating the pubic on the roads, blocking traffic, blaming traffic because they have to stop; running red lights and stop signs and running old people over on crosswalks. Once they get into their pedal power rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. Light weight body and mutated muscular legs is not natural. Thats why the needle is the only way for these arrogant cockroaches.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
a good brisk walk isnt going to get you across town at 20 mph while using 0 fossil fuels.
WC9456 1 year ago
better than being a cockroach...
DigbyCat 1 year ago
you're pathetic.
WC9456 1 year ago
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These cockroach types (not Mum, Dad, work-day commutes), all look the same. Sinewy mutants with chips on their shoulders. They are addicted to pedal pumping and checking their pedometers. They ride in nerdy packs and dont give a fuck about road rules. The cops are sick and tired of these insects. They are aggressive pedal pumping wankers, who need their bike pump shoved right up their butt to let some of their aggressive hot air out. They love lattés while wearing their ballet lock shoes.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
@DigbyCat hahaha you don't know how much of an idiot you sound to all of us right now hahaha!
AC130EMPYREAL 1 year ago
ur sick.. im dutch. cycling is in my blood
there are more bikes in this country than human!
CYA ...not kind regards
bsothefirst 1 year ago 20
Dutch eh? go fuck a windmill...
DigbyCat 1 year ago
@bsothefirst I did not figure to whom you were addressing the comment but here is something to think about. You live in the flatlands... This clip is about Lance, one of the greatest climbers in the recent history of cycling.
bysshe0804 4 months ago
@DigbyCat, GET A LIFE! Just for common knowledge this COCKROACH likes to write shit about cyclists on every Armstrong video he can find, he has no life and probobly sits on his couch all day long dreaming about beeing able to pedal more than 10 meters without getting exhausted!
Chrisesset88 1 year ago 41
@Chrisesset88 Fantastic video. The Bad Plus - Everywhere You Turn, would be better music to it.
springerspencer 1 year ago
Please watch:
THE WORLD'S SIMPLEST TRANSMISSION for BICYCLE
TABAGfrancis 1 year ago
@Chrisesset88 And one year later he's still copying and pasting the same old shit over and over. You'd think if he really hated something he wouldn't spend all of his time searching for videos of it on youtube and pasting comments he has saved in a text file. What a cunt.
Zalman1337 10 months ago
I could beat lance if I was in a car and he was on his bike!
LordJasonGarfield 1 year ago
@LordJasonGarfield I could beat Lance, but then I took an arrow to the knee :P
1Hominis 1 week ago
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Road cyclists (race bikes) are the worst. Abusive, rude, travel in packs (mentality wise) usually have no evasive skills and expect every one to get out of their way. I've been riding Beach Rd, Melbourne for 4 years now, and their stupidity, rudeness, lack of skill and commonsense just astounds me. Funnily enough, they're just as rude and inconsiderate
sitting at the cafe's!!
neizion 1 year ago
Road cyclists (race bikes) are the worst. Abusive, rude, travel in packs (mentality wise) usually have no evasive skills and expect every one to get out of their way. I've been riding Beach Rd, Melbourne for 4 years now, and their stupidity, rudeness, lack of skill and commonsense just astounds me. Funnily enough, they're just as rude and inconsiderate
sitting at the cafe's!!
neizion 1 year ago
he is more of a man than me and i have two balls lol
hgunit133 1 year ago
nice video!
mika4pres 1 year ago
A good brisk walk will do the same job. Therefore these cockroaches wouldnt be intimidating the pubic on the roads, blocking traffic, blaming traffic because they have to stop; running red lights and stop signs and running old people over on crosswalks. Once they get into their pedal power rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. Light weight body and mutated muscular legs is not natural. Thats why the needle is the only way for these arrogant cockroaches.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
ok...may be one death and I do understand there are idiot bicyclists all over the place (just like idiot motorists but few in number)....Again bicycling an entire community as cockroaches is IDIOTIC and very STUPID on your part.
bruced999 1 year ago
Having said that, I would myself love to insert the needle to all those people who break lights and hurt other people no matter they are on bicycle or are inside their big fat ass 4 wheel drive SUV. I promise you the ratio would be probably 1000:1. Bicyclists breaking the rules anyways get themselves killed.
bruced999 1 year ago
"A good brisk walk will do the same job." NOOOOO, a lot of people use bicycles for commuting...you may wonder why? Because they hate pollution, they don't have money, they are "greener", they take less time for short journeys, they hate finding parking spots., they hate dependence on car manufactures, mechanics, gas prices etc.
DO remember that bicycles were here much before cars came.
bruced999 1 year ago
@DigbyCat
Good brisk walk - 400 calories burnt in an hour, average heart rate of just over 100
Hard bike ride - 1000+ calories burnt per hour, average heart rate of 170/180
Not quite the same, you should give it a try.
ahscfc 1 year ago
What I'm saying is that to be a cockroach cyclist you have to have a 'horse jockey' build, BUT need muscular legs to pump them pedals. That's what is not natural. That's why these cockroaches are mutants and need the needle to give them the lower torso strength. They are a nasty bunch because of this unnatural form and once they get into their pedal pumping rhythm, look out, because they get nasty if they have to stop. It is proven that they can be made impotent by seat pressure on balls.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
Cyclists, especially these types, are nasty cockroaches. They need to be scrawny like a horse jockey, but also need some strength to pump their pedals. The result is aggressive mutants that are nasty and they hate anyone who gets in the way of their addictive pedal pumping. They are also impotent because of the pressure on their tiny balls from the bicycle seat. They are irritating pieces of head lice and should be sprayed with poison. Aggressive and frustrated. The poor wretches.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
@DigbyCat : and of course your balls are even bigger than your big fat fucking ass
bruced999 1 year ago
Light weight body and mutated muscular legs is not natural. Thats why the needle is the only way. Professional cockroach cyclists I refer to, not Mum, Dad and the kids, or work day commuters. These REAL cockroaches are impudent to any road rules. When in packs they even run old people over on crosswalks and kill them. Walking path; tax payer funded dedicated cycle paths or the fuckin heavy congested roads, they dont care. All for the addictive pursuit of pumping pedals and being impotent.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
Can you give me 3 news articles which mention that a bicyclist killed an old man/kid?
btw they dont care because it belongs to them as much as belongs to motorists. Most of the roads/parks/trails/sidewalks are financed from state/city taxes (and not vehicle registration fees). Thats why they don't care about the presence of congested traffic on the road (its not their fault...right?). Having said that, they don't expect motorists to care about their presence and make a fuss about it either.
bruced999 1 year ago
@DigbyCat: I am not claiming that bicyclists always follow rules..They don't and they are the same people who later get into their cars and break lights and text while driving. A percentage of people will always be bad...no matter what.
But blaming the whole bicycling community is not a good idea. At worst, when they don't follow rules, they get themselves killed at the expense of few scratches on neighboring cars.
bruced999 1 year ago
@DigbyCat: Also, I don't know where you got the notion that PROFESSIONAL bicyclists kill people. Are there any news examples which point to that? I am really curious to know more about that.
bruced999 1 year ago
@bruced999 Please Google - 'hell ride Australia death'
Then believe how dangerous these pedal pumping addicts are - they kill people...
DigbyCat 1 year ago
MELBOURNE, July 26 AAP - A coroner has recommended closer monitoring of road cycling
safety after a cyclist fatally struck an elderly pedestrian during one of Melbourne's
notorious Hell Rides.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
The coroner in Melbourne found 77-year-old James Gould's death could have been avoided
if the cycling pack travelling at speed had obeyed the road rules on Beach Road on August
26 last year.
DigbyCat 1 year ago
ANABOLIC...
ZavarBrasil 1 year ago
i dont mind that my bike is worth more than my car, id much rather be riding it than driving
onlyquitersquit 1 year ago
Personally, I think Slappy2112 is either homophobic or has some inferiority complex, which is probably why he thinks anyone here cares about his BS
nurbSoldier 1 year ago
Look at you, preaching to the masses. Looks like you have the inferiority complex. I'm just expressing my hate for a major douchebag who cheated on his wife. And you seem to be making a big deal about me there sparky.
Slappy2112 1 year ago
No, you lying idiot. You are talking trash about a large class of people, people who ride bikes with some passion.
You know and I know the fact that he might have cheated on his wife is a bullshit excuse you use.
Give it up troll. No one takes you seriously.
nurbSoldier 1 year ago
Go suck his one nut dick. Why are you fighting so hard to protect the honor of some asshole who gets paid to ride a bike? You're part of the fucked up culture that worships athletes.
Slappy2112 1 year ago
I am not fighting hard to protect anybody. I am just trying to show a rude guest the door. No one is forcing you to stay here. No one cares what you say.
nurbSoldier 1 year ago
Then you either care about me, or you fancy yourself some righteous youtube vigilante. Which is just hilarious.
Slappy2112 1 year ago
@Slappy2112: You mean Tiger Woods .... I agree, what a douchebag!!!!
OLDCRAZYLADY 1 year ago
simplesmente o melhor....
xptoi 1 year ago
u fucking haters!!! you don't need two testicles, one is enough, the other one is pure vanity :-).......lance achievements r simply to great for a bunch of rednecks to understand
cdrs88 1 year ago
Lance Armstrong is a faggot. Riding a bike isn't a sport. It's a game for toddlers. And this ball-less bastard cheated on his wife too. What a cock. If you have no testicles, you aren't a real man.
Slappy2112 1 year ago
@Slappy2112
LMFAO. Your a dick. Stop posing negative comments. I bet Lance him self looks at these videos.
niguhfag 1 year ago
Do you admire Armstrong? You called him by his first name. Are you on a first name basis? You admire a ball-less adulterer who rides a bike for money. What does that say about you?
Slappy2112 1 year ago
@Slappy2112
You are obviously jumping to conclusions. The point is that you are Judging this man harshly. What gives you the right to do that? Its kind of fucked up of you making fun of a man who suffered through cancer. Do you make fun of babies with leukemia too?
niguhfag 1 year ago
Only if they cheat on their spouses and pretend they are badass because they do some toddler sport.
Slappy2112 1 year ago
so what if he rides the bike for money...you would to if you could keep up lol its a sport just like any other!!!is it that you hate lance armstrong or you hate cycling make up your mind lol
red88alert 1 year ago
id love to beat you with a fucking wrench you cock sucking troll
nlpinkerton 1 year ago 2
I'd love to see you try you little man-boy punk. You in college? What are you going to do? Get drunk and throw up on me? Unreal.
Slappy2112 1 year ago
what do you do for a sport lol i wanna hear this one and if i gets no reply back than atleast i know that slappy(lol)2112 is just a person who talks outta the ass lol
red88alert 1 year ago
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I hate lance armstrong and I hate cycling. Both are equally retarded. I've played footbal, hockey, and competed in martial arts. I still play hockey, and that is my primary sport. Not only do i use my legs to move fast, like cycling, but i also have to worry about assholes trying to knock me to the hard ice, all the while trying to put a black disk into a net guarded by a padded man. All Lance Armstrong has to worry about is not crushing his nuts on the seat. Wait, he doesn't have any anymore.
Slappy2112 1 year ago
@Slappy2112 no one forced you to watch this video, so why voice your opinion so vocally. also i don't suppose you do 6 or more hours of ice hockey training a day.
mattchow 1 year ago
If i was a professional I would be.
Slappy2112 1 year ago
Cycling is a well respected sport that dates back to the 19th century. It doesn't need approval from some meathead.
nurbSoldier 1 year ago
Oh wow, really? Golf, water polo, and beating the shit out of your african american slave were all well respected sports of the 19th century. Dumb, UNREAL.
Slappy2112 1 year ago
with the exception of beating slaves, they all still are respected sports. Nice of you to play the race card.
nurbSoldier 1 year ago
The point completely went over your head. Just because something is accepted, doesn't make it legitimate. Sorry, hunting, golfing, nascar, and riding a bike up some hills are not sports. I'd deem cycling as an athletic competition however, but not a sport.
Slappy2112 1 year ago
@slappy2112 if you seriously think cycling is just "using your legs to move fast", just go home.
lance armstrong's one nut is bigger than both of yours put together, tool.
madeyoulook113 1 year ago
How would you know? Where you the one he cheated on his wife with? Cycling is more than moving your legs fast? Oh wait, it's moving your legs fast and steering a little bike. A fucking child can do it.
Slappy2112 1 year ago
Hey, guess what? Little kids play karate, football and hockey too (you know, your'e favorite sport). Guess what the "Mighty Ducks" was about? A bunch of little kids who play hockey, LOL!
nurbSoldier 1 year ago
I'm not surprised you don't understand the sport. It's an elite sport. You have to be an elite athlete to even be an amateur. You have to have an elite mind to understand cycling. Keep slamming your head into those ice rink walls Mr. Genius!
CMac1980z 1 year ago
lol you play hockey...oooooooooooooh you shoulda said that in the first place...that way i woulda excused your rantin lol no wonder you speak nonsense lol :D
red88alert 1 year ago
I speak nonsense? You seem to hardly have mastered the english language, and yet i'm the one who rants? UNREAL.
You're making fun of hockey little boy? It requires the same leg strength as cycling, plus other skills and toughness.
What sports do you watch/play? Football? LOL. Basketball or Baseball. ROFL..
Slappy2112 1 year ago
yup you do speak nonsense...youre ignorant because you assume im a little boy and yea i am making fun of hockey :D hockey requires other skills sure i guess but you dont think it takes being tough to ride a bike???now thats just ignorance lol and what