DARN! I was hoping the UGHH? sound would be included...it could have been a weapon :P But seriously, who thought this was a good idea? it has NOTHING to do with the show! what's the plot?? Silly game! Oh well, still cute! ^_^
@cameroncrogers1995 Yea it doesn't look like it had much to do with the show!! If it would have made more sense it probably would have sold more!!!! Well they are in a video game in the titles, but it was Zachary Ty Bryan's, Jonathan Taylor Thomas's and Taran (Noah) Smith's REAL pictures, not animated like the ones on this game!
@mmhollman5 its for SNES and its rare to find. I would suggest download a emulator and download the rom for it somewhere since its hard to find now, since it bombed on release and only like 5000 shipped due to it. And if you watch the intro to the tv series it shows the boys in some video game, to be honest that might of been scenes from a game that would be a sequel to this game but this game bombed.
@ 1:34 Whoa, hold on just a damn minute? Did Tim Allen just get owned by a fucking ant that conveniently fell on him? Not bite him, not sting him, just FELL on him? Wow...that is just...damn.
Let's just say back in the 90's, If ANYTHING was popular it would get it's own video game. And literally, i mean anything. Other stupid ideas: give shaquille O' neal his own video game "Shaq Fu", they gave michael jordan a stupid game too "chaos in the windy city"....anyone remember "kris kross : make your own music video"? In the 90s If you had a popular tv show, or were a sports god, or a rock star, you'd probably get a crappy video game made for yourself.
I have fond memories of this classic sitcom............ those memories have now been pissed all over now i have stumbled across this absolute fucking debacle of a videogame. I'm sure we all remember that classic episode where tim allen found himself lost in a jungle and had to fend off dinosaurs with his fucking nailgun, what in the name of pissing christ?
The final boss is prob that fat bitch wife of his. Seriously, I know Tim allen is a moron, but really? You found her attractive? All she does is yell at you!
@futuramaguy26 He will eventually, but Chris Bores beat him to the punch. Which is a shame, because I'm sure he had a whole thing planned with Wilson, Al, and Jill all set up for it. But you know... whatever.
this sank Absolute, they would have completed work for the SNES Casper game, but this game, as well as "Space Ace" bankrupted the company due to so many store returns. They had to sell the ABAHB/Casper game code off as part of the liquidation.
This was 1993 or 1994, right? So where were the games for Frasier, Friends, The John Larroquette Show and Dave's World? Oh yeah, TJLS and Dave's World would have made for terrible games (A game about getting a column in on time or being a grumpy bus station manager with ~*issues*~). Frasier and Friends may have had some sort of amusing merit, though.
FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS GAME IS ABOUT:
From what I've gathered in the first 1 second of gameplay, Tim is chasing down the people who stole his power tools on dangerous television studio sets (hence the stage lights everywhere) And about it not coming with instructions, I think that's lazy yet hysterically comical.
This game is the equivilent of a Seinfeld game where Jeryr, george, Kramer, and Elaine try to stop aliens from taking over the world.
SomeFluffer64 1 week ago
This belongs on my kid's LeapFrog not a fuckin SNES WTF?!!!
Lombardiclese 1 month ago
DARN! I was hoping the UGHH? sound would be included...it could have been a weapon :P But seriously, who thought this was a good idea? it has NOTHING to do with the show! what's the plot?? Silly game! Oh well, still cute! ^_^
morikahjo 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
WHY IS THERE A PTERODACTYL?!
ShikaGaara 2 months ago
Tim Allen dislikes this game.
CheesyVideoGamer 2 months ago
I love how this has literally ZERO to do with the actual tv show
Punks1Not2Dead3You4R 2 months ago
the cut scene with brad randy and mark is messed up :0
MaDaB1 2 months ago
I guess I missed the season where Tim builds a time machine.
PeyserConley 2 months ago 2
UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!?
readordiefanatic 2 months ago
OMFG that opening screen! I can't even watch the rest of the video, just that screen got me in fucking stitches with the music!!!
SashuRui 2 months ago
This game sucked!
navymusician822 3 months ago 2
Little ol' man!
fredbob396 3 months ago 13
@cameroncrogers1995 Yea it doesn't look like it had much to do with the show!! If it would have made more sense it probably would have sold more!!!! Well they are in a video game in the titles, but it was Zachary Ty Bryan's, Jonathan Taylor Thomas's and Taran (Noah) Smith's REAL pictures, not animated like the ones on this game!
mmhollman5 4 months ago
to be honest i think the scenes from the opening intro of the series may of been another game that would of came out if this was a success.
cameroncrogers1995 4 months ago
Extreme fail at a video game
roflgoodgame 4 months ago
@roflgoodgame actually play ET for atari. This game is good for home improvement fans.
cameroncrogers1995 4 months ago
I dont really get it!!!! Why the HECK is there dinosaurs!!!!! What is this game for and where can i play it??????
mmhollman5 5 months ago
@mmhollman5 its for SNES and its rare to find. I would suggest download a emulator and download the rom for it somewhere since its hard to find now, since it bombed on release and only like 5000 shipped due to it. And if you watch the intro to the tv series it shows the boys in some video game, to be honest that might of been scenes from a game that would be a sequel to this game but this game bombed.
cameroncrogers1995 4 months ago
@cameroncrogers1995 Heh I actually found an snes cart of this and bought it :p
CheesyVideoGamer 4 months ago
I think this game is very rare like Shaq Fu is.
bomjet2009 5 months ago
Real Men don't need instructions.
OSDolphin 5 months ago 2
The ants came behind me and attacks my ass. I Jizz in my Pants.
relnic09 5 months ago
Tim Allen fighting dinosaurs? What is this? Home Improvement or Jurassic Park?
PikachuFan60 5 months ago
Why do I want to watch someone who can't play games play a game?
FakeKraid 7 months ago
@ 1:34 Whoa, hold on just a damn minute? Did Tim Allen just get owned by a fucking ant that conveniently fell on him? Not bite him, not sting him, just FELL on him? Wow...that is just...damn.
outlaw2747 8 months ago 3
LJN is what always gonna be: a pile of shit! It always sucks and it will suck for the rest of his existence.
Andr286 8 months ago
LMAO! Is this for reals haha! Love how the Pterodactyl explodes when it dies XD
imajin516 9 months ago
HA CARPENTER ANTS! YOU GET IT? DO YA?
BearofBusiness 9 months ago
Let's just say back in the 90's, If ANYTHING was popular it would get it's own video game. And literally, i mean anything. Other stupid ideas: give shaquille O' neal his own video game "Shaq Fu", they gave michael jordan a stupid game too "chaos in the windy city"....anyone remember "kris kross : make your own music video"? In the 90s If you had a popular tv show, or were a sports god, or a rock star, you'd probably get a crappy video game made for yourself.
SpikeLanta 9 months ago
so this is basically a really crappy sonic the hedgehog realm that Tim Taylor has walked into?
FuryChord 9 months ago
This game is why they never should have left Dynamite Headdy in a room to mate with Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure.
THEmuteKi 10 months ago
WHO would think this would make a good game?!!!!
dydx09 11 months ago
Absolute, the same guys who decided AGAINST releasing Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors, give you this rochambeau with a size-12 Wolverine workboot.
NinjaGhostScorpion 11 months ago
So thats how dinosaurs extinguished.
Tim Taylor killed them all, ACCIDENTLY.
worldistrouble 1 year ago
AVGN please make a review.
camy205 1 year ago
I have fond memories of this classic sitcom............ those memories have now been pissed all over now i have stumbled across this absolute fucking debacle of a videogame. I'm sure we all remember that classic episode where tim allen found himself lost in a jungle and had to fend off dinosaurs with his fucking nailgun, what in the name of pissing christ?
mike649fox 1 year ago 2
They are robotic dinos since you see he is on a set.
Miyoangel13 1 year ago
Taking down dinosaurs in a fiery inferno with a nail gun? Awesome!
Quicksilver1111 1 year ago
Back then they'd really make games out of everything.
Apoc2K 1 year ago
whot was the storlien
MrPoptit 1 year ago
The final boss is prob that fat bitch wife of his. Seriously, I know Tim allen is a moron, but really? You found her attractive? All she does is yell at you!
robotpanda77 1 year ago
Why are there dinosaurs?
The correct question is why wouldn't there be dinosaurs?
puppetchaos 1 year ago
The intro -
ABSOLUTE
Abslute what? absolute shit?
therealmetroidmaniac 1 year ago 3
@therealmetroidmaniac xP
TheTNC420 1 year ago
shovelware
SPS148669 1 year ago
OMG I REMEMBER THIS GAME i was so young
and it was retarded...lol never could get far
curvaciousMammi 1 year ago
wow... that music is really, really bad.
it's like a bad earthworm jim clone
jwaffe 1 year ago
Wow when I saw the kids jumping obstacles as if in a game in the opening years back I thought it was a joke!
keyinreguluskaizoku 1 year ago
@futuramaguy26 He will eventually, but Chris Bores beat him to the punch. Which is a shame, because I'm sure he had a whole thing planned with Wilson, Al, and Jill all set up for it. But you know... whatever.
BTW I owned this game. XD
Cyrenics 1 year ago
old platform games always have a funny jump sound.
journeymanjim 1 year ago
sucks...azz i hate this god damn game
tailsfan2345 1 year ago
this sank Absolute, they would have completed work for the SNES Casper game, but this game, as well as "Space Ace" bankrupted the company due to so many store returns. They had to sell the ABAHB/Casper game code off as part of the liquidation.
poorbt 2 years ago
ROFL WTF IS THIS!!!!!!!!
13ip0lar 2 years ago
ah i remember this good old game i use 2 play it all the time when i younger best classic in the snes.!
vearidon 2 years ago
ROFL this game makes NO sense xD
invadershinhwa 2 years ago
4:45
JKTsquad 2 years ago
WHY ARE THERE GODDAMN DINOSAURS
atomicbolt 2 years ago 3
Stupid, but a fun game
I actually have it
XD00155 2 years ago
is this a real game tell me please
jttfanforever98 2 years ago
Yes!
MrsWilliamTheBloody 2 years ago
I shit you not-- this is actually a real game.
gshowguy 2 years ago
This was 1993 or 1994, right? So where were the games for Frasier, Friends, The John Larroquette Show and Dave's World? Oh yeah, TJLS and Dave's World would have made for terrible games (A game about getting a column in on time or being a grumpy bus station manager with ~*issues*~). Frasier and Friends may have had some sort of amusing merit, though.
ekkostar 2 years ago
WTF? How does that game fit in with Home Improvement whatsoever?
madderbass 2 years ago
Home improvement- bad video game, but at least the TV show is great.
chrisuncleahmad 3 years ago
is he farting when he jumps?
mooveeguy 3 years ago 2
well if u read.... 35 of the slides of dialouge at the start... -_-v
qburt99 3 years ago
i knew time allen was a coke head but damn
DeadlyDonut360 3 years ago 2
Even though this game is annoying you've got to admit the weapons were kinda cool.
Shadsilvson11 3 years ago
Wtf this is so stupid, but at the same time hilarous
flavor776 3 years ago
This looks just like Sonic the Hedgehog, but with Tim as Sonic
BigSilky85 3 years ago 3
this can't be real
dzwe31 3 years ago
Real men don't need instructions
ALAPAT1 3 years ago
trtadibtiamswtaok.
conninja333 3 years ago
He passes gas everytime he jumps.
pujols37105 3 years ago 25
Finally one video without these comments
QueenDarkCloud2 3 years ago
This game is STUPIDOL
sobaro123 3 years ago
FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS GAME IS ABOUT:
From what I've gathered in the first 1 second of gameplay, Tim is chasing down the people who stole his power tools on dangerous television studio sets (hence the stage lights everywhere) And about it not coming with instructions, I think that's lazy yet hysterically comical.
Palmerifics 3 years ago
who really cares if the game is off topic its still fun
bubbajimmy8 3 years ago
I will never get those 4 mins 54 seconds back lol. I never knew this game existed till I saw the Irate gamer's preview.
aspectra 3 years ago
this isn't Tim allen in home improvement this is tim allen in the other crappy game "mario's time machine"
Kappatekki 3 years ago
I don't think so tim
Sizzler07 3 years ago 30
irate ill go off o nthis hes doing his game now cant wait to se wat he says
goreds03 3 years ago
Worst. Music. Ever!
joster285 3 years ago
is this tim allen in home improvement or tim allen in jurrasic park?
SweetSingleGuy 3 years ago
This game didn't even have a manual. Just a card that said "Real men don't need instructions".
Were they just too lazy to make a manual?
HaulAwayJoe 3 years ago 3
One of the gayest games ever made.
lucypunch 3 years ago 2
One of the worst fucking games EVER!
Adol666 3 years ago
actually, this all makes complete sense. this is a game based off of tim's dreams -and we know his dreams are this wacky.
nuff said.
zer0nix 3 years ago
i love the show.
but the video was so retarded.
=(
gis4gabby 3 years ago
i love the show but the video
game was soo retarded!!!
=(
gis4gabby 3 years ago
LOL
All I can say.
YugiohMaster199 3 years ago
why the fuck is he fighting dinosaurs ?
ratm15 3 years ago 2
The tv show was awsome, but it never needed to be a video game.
pmr9591 3 years ago
Sounds like Tim's taking random farts and shits on this toilet. XD
isleyohio 3 years ago 2
just be glad this isn't the show
boxchildterrance 3 years ago
Wish i had this on my phone.
Hutch8824 3 years ago 4
I used to play this game for hours when i was a kid. It used to be fun. I supose it would be a good if you were drunk.
Hutch8824 3 years ago 3
Wow, I kind of want to play this. I can't believe they made a game out of this. XD
8218933alt 3 years ago
What the hell? Thats like the Back To The Future games for the NES. No f*cking sense at all!
Burnix 3 years ago 4
That is weird
HP2sAwesomeGames 3 years ago
what do dinosaurs and jungles and giant friggen ants have to do with tools?
zilla19982 4 years ago 2
You'd have to BE a tool to think they are related to tools. That's how they're related to tools. The ultimate paradox.
Oh, you clever videogame designers!
LoafOfPint 3 years ago
Binford tools.
DrButler 4 years ago
lol
TheTNC420 4 years ago
i love the show but the game is pritty much s-h-i-t dinosaurs WTF
lucace1996 4 years ago
TV series was better
schoolfilmer 4 years ago 4
it is suppose to be a movie set right that could explain it
3gam 4 years ago
But since when do they use live dinosaurs?
TheTNC420 4 years ago
wut if they were robots or somtin
3gam 4 years ago
there are robots in this game
XD00155 3 years ago
lol Dinossaurs in Detroit?!
slamduncan808 4 years ago
This game doesn't even remotely resemble the TV show. Why did they even make a video game out of this show??? The show rocks, but this game sucks!
jwemt81 4 years ago 3
I don't get why he's battling dinosaurs
TheTNC420 4 years ago
Because Tim Allen was on that cocaine.
He didn't learn from the years he spent in jail I suppose.
AstronomicaI 4 years ago
lmao thats funny. What the hell is wrong with this game.
TheTNC420 4 years ago
xD I guess someone ran out of ideas.
So hell, dinosaurs are a good way to keep you guessing eh?
AstronomicaI 4 years ago