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  • This game is the equivilent of a Seinfeld game where Jeryr, george, Kramer, and Elaine try to stop aliens from taking over the world.

  • This belongs on my kid's LeapFrog not a fuckin SNES WTF?!!!

  • DARN! I was hoping the UGHH? sound would be included...it could have been a weapon :P But seriously, who thought this was a good idea? it has NOTHING to do with the show! what's the plot?? Silly game! Oh well, still cute! ^_^

  • Tim Allen dislikes this game.

  • I love how this has literally ZERO to do with the actual tv show

  • the cut scene with brad randy and mark is messed up :0

  • I guess I missed the season where Tim builds a time machine.

  • UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!­?

  • OMFG that opening screen! I can't even watch the rest of the video, just that screen got me in fucking stitches with the music!!!

  • This game sucked!

  • Little ol' man!

  • @cameroncrogers1995 Yea it doesn't look like it had much to do with the show!! If it would have made more sense it probably would have sold more!!!! Well they are in a video game in the titles, but it was Zachary Ty Bryan's, Jonathan Taylor Thomas's and Taran (Noah) Smith's REAL pictures, not animated like the ones on this game!

  • to be honest i think the scenes from the opening intro of the series may of been another game that would of came out if this was a success.

  • Extreme fail at a video game

  • @roflgoodgame actually play ET for atari. This game is good for home improvement fans.

  • I dont really get it!!!! Why the HECK is there dinosaurs!!!!! What is this game for and where can i play it??????

  • @mmhollman5 its for SNES and its rare to find. I would suggest download a emulator and download the rom for it somewhere since its hard to find now, since it bombed on release and only like 5000 shipped due to it. And if you watch the intro to the tv series it shows the boys in some video game, to be honest that might of been scenes from a game that would be a sequel to this game but this game bombed.

  • @cameroncrogers1995 Heh I actually found an snes cart of this and bought it :p

  • I think this game is very rare like Shaq Fu is.

  • Real Men don't need instructions.

  • The ants came behind me and attacks my ass. I Jizz in my Pants.

  • Tim Allen fighting dinosaurs? What is this? Home Improvement or Jurassic Park?

  • Why do I want to watch someone who can't play games play a game?

  • @ 1:34 Whoa, hold on just a damn minute? Did Tim Allen just get owned by a fucking ant that conveniently fell on him? Not bite him, not sting him, just FELL on him? Wow...that is just...damn.

  • LJN is what always gonna be: a pile of shit! It always sucks and it will suck for the rest of his existence.

  • LMAO! Is this for reals haha! Love how the Pterodactyl explodes when it dies XD

  • HA CARPENTER ANTS! YOU GET IT? DO YA?

  • Let's just say back in the 90's, If ANYTHING was popular it would get it's own video game. And literally, i mean anything. Other stupid ideas: give shaquille O' neal his own video game "Shaq Fu", they gave michael jordan a stupid game too "chaos in the windy city"....anyone remember "kris kross : make your own music video"? In the 90s If you had a popular tv show, or were a sports god, or a rock star, you'd probably get a crappy video game made for yourself.

  • so this is basically a really crappy sonic the hedgehog realm that Tim Taylor has walked into?

  • This game is why they never should have left Dynamite Headdy in a room to mate with Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure.

  • WHO would think this would make a good game?!!!!

  • Absolute, the same guys who decided AGAINST releasing Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors, give you this rochambeau with a size-12 Wolverine workboot.

  • So thats how dinosaurs extinguished.

    Tim Taylor killed them all, ACCIDENTLY.

  • AVGN please make a review.

  • I have fond memories of this classic sitcom............ those memories have now been pissed all over now i have stumbled across this absolute fucking debacle of a videogame. I'm sure we all remember that classic episode where tim allen found himself lost in a jungle and had to fend off dinosaurs with his fucking nailgun, what in the name of pissing christ?

  • They are robotic dinos since you see he is on a set.

  • Taking down dinosaurs in a fiery inferno with a nail gun? Awesome!

  • Back then they'd really make games out of everything.

  • whot was the storlien

  • The final boss is prob that fat bitch wife of his. Seriously, I know Tim allen is a moron, but really? You found her attractive? All she does is yell at you!

  • Why are there dinosaurs?

    The correct question is why wouldn't there be dinosaurs?

  • The intro -

    ABSOLUTE

    Abslute what? absolute shit?

  • shovelware

  • OMG I REMEMBER THIS GAME i was so young

    and it was retarded...lol never could get far

  • wow... that music is really, really bad.

    it's like a bad earthworm jim clone

  • Wow when I saw the kids jumping obstacles as if in a game in the opening years back I thought it was a joke!

  • @futuramaguy26 He will eventually, but Chris Bores beat him to the punch. Which is a shame, because I'm sure he had a whole thing planned with Wilson, Al, and Jill all set up for it. But you know... whatever.

    BTW I owned this game. XD

  • old platform games always have a funny jump sound.

  • sucks...azz i hate this god damn game

  • this sank Absolute, they would have completed work for the SNES Casper game, but this game, as well as "Space Ace" bankrupted the company due to so many store returns. They had to sell the ABAHB/Casper game code off as part of the liquidation.

  • ROFL WTF IS THIS!!!!!!!!

  • ah i remember this good old game i use 2 play it all the time when i younger best classic in the snes.!

  • ROFL this game makes NO sense xD

  • 4:45

  • WHY ARE THERE GODDAMN DINOSAURS

  • Stupid, but a fun game

    I actually have it

  • is this a real game tell me please

  • Yes!

  • I shit you not-- this is actually a real game.

  • This was 1993 or 1994, right? So where were the games for Frasier, Friends, The John Larroquette Show and Dave's World? Oh yeah, TJLS and Dave's World would have made for terrible games (A game about getting a column in on time or being a grumpy bus station manager with ~*issues*~). Frasier and Friends may have had some sort of amusing merit, though.

  • WTF? How does that game fit in with Home Improvement whatsoever?

  • Home improvement- bad video game, but at least the TV show is great.

  • is he farting when he jumps?

  • well if u read.... 35 of the slides of dialouge at the start... -_-v

  • i knew time allen was a coke head but damn

  • Even though this game is annoying you've got to admit the weapons were kinda cool.

  • Wtf this is so stupid, but at the same time hilarous

  • This looks just like Sonic the Hedgehog, but with Tim as Sonic

  • this can't be real

  • Real men don't need instructions

  • trtadibtiamswtaok.

  • He passes gas everytime he jumps.

  • Finally one video without these comments

  • This game is STUPIDOL

  • FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS GAME IS ABOUT:

    From what I've gathered in the first 1 second of gameplay, Tim is chasing down the people who stole his power tools on dangerous television studio sets (hence the stage lights everywhere) And about it not coming with instructions, I think that's lazy yet hysterically comical.

  • who really cares if the game is off topic its still fun

  • I will never get those 4 mins 54 seconds back lol. I never knew this game existed till I saw the Irate gamer's preview.

  • this isn't Tim allen in home improvement this is tim allen in the other crappy game "mario's time machine"

  • I don't think so tim

  • irate ill go off o nthis hes doing his game now cant wait to se wat he says

  • Worst. Music.  Ever!

  • is this tim allen in home improvement or tim allen in jurrasic park?

  • This game didn't even have a manual. Just a card that said "Real men don't need instructions".

    Were they just too lazy to make a manual?

  • One of the gayest games ever made.

  • One of the worst fucking games EVER!

  • actually, this all makes complete sense. this is a game based off of tim's dreams -and we know his dreams are this wacky.

    nuff said.

  • i love the show.

    but the video was so retarded.

    =(

  • i love the show but the video

    game was soo retarded!!!

    =(

  • LOL

    All I can say.

  • why the fuck is he fighting dinosaurs ?

  • The tv show was awsome, but it never needed to be a video game.

  • Sounds like Tim's taking random farts and shits on this toilet. XD

  • just be glad this isn't the show

  • Wish i had this on my phone.

  • I used to play this game for hours when i was a kid. It used to be fun. I supose it would be a good if you were drunk.

  • Wow, I kind of want to play this. I can't believe they made a game out of this. XD

  • What the hell? Thats like the Back To The Future games for the NES. No f*cking sense at all!

  • That is weird

  • what do dinosaurs and jungles and giant friggen ants have to do with tools?

  • You'd have to BE a tool to think they are related to tools. That's how they're related to tools. The ultimate paradox.

    Oh, you clever videogame designers!

  • Binford tools.

  • lol

  • i love the show but the game is pritty much s-h-i-t dinosaurs WTF

  • TV series was better

  • it is suppose to be a movie set right that could explain it

  • But since when do they use live dinosaurs?

  • wut if they were robots or somtin

  • there are robots in this game

  • lol Dinossaurs in Detroit?!

  • This game doesn't even remotely resemble the TV show. Why did they even make a video game out of this show??? The show rocks, but this game sucks!

  • I don't get why he's battling dinosaurs

  • Because Tim Allen was on that cocaine.

    He didn't learn from the years he spent in jail I suppose.

  • lmao thats funny. What the hell is wrong with this game.

  • xD I guess someone ran out of ideas.

    So hell, dinosaurs are a good way to keep you guessing eh?

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