Borat - Dating Service Skit

[MrCagekicker]

yasamasch!

[icecubemovies]

"Thee iz e cheir. The cheir walk, with a shoz, lalalala, he walk on da street, the chee is a walking. Yeezz... "

[TDS4UT]

But no Jew.

[PachydermSouthbound]

Why not tell them you are good at sex?

[Ibrahim110]

that #4 girl seemed good for him if he hadn't mentioned that crush bit.

[Ibrahim110]

"i think that's sweet, keep going" - lady "yeah, but if she cheat on me, i will crush her" - lol

[lionhart72779]

110 people haven't had sexy time in the last week. I will crush you!!

[1230JM]

I like!

[YourWatchingVideos]

those legs...........

[cloud491]

the first girl is really hot

[0505dry90]

Plow experience means sex lol

[knallbirne3000]

i would fuck that dating doctor woman :-D

[knallbirne3000]

50 gallons of insecticite :-D

[alcoholicmr]

what is plow experience

[wbarahona]

0 plow expierence.... yeah rite ¬¬

[fredriol]

Why you laugh- Shes dead!

[Fred6191]

Its about time americans should learn a little bit of palao experience....wawa viva

[Fred6191]

CHINNK...YOU

[Fred6191]

NO WHEN DO ME & U HAVE A SEXY INTERCOURSE

[Fred6191]

SEXY TIME.... THATS BEST

[Bungogin]

But if she cheat on me, I will crush her.

[TheChunkyKong]

And she must... Be tight... Like a man anus.

[kayser152]

He's a comedy genius for real. This is classic!

[Fred6191]

no when do me & u have a sexy time.....lol

[calaitin]

the first woman is so sexy

[Maylots]

ihonestly stopped the vid @ the chair joke LOLOL

[MissImperfectChick]

Is this for real? lol

[dannyb2006]

''I want her to have no history or retardation in family. If er possible, she must have PLOW experience''

''I like er player table tennis, i like shoot dog''

''Even tho i am er big, like er can of pepsi''

''I have now been er 1 week, without any sexy intercourse. My er my err cram my sack is heavy''

'' But if you cheat on me i will crush you!''

Borat you hero! hahahahaha!

[PREZZTON14]

i like eh shoot dog lmao

[phantomcrawford]

The chair joke was the best joke ever!

[sewarforlife]

NO JEW!!!! LMFAO

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

"Maybe you want to look for some of the qualities that you were attracted to in your wife."

"No." ROFL

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

Izzz a chair, and izza walkin with ashoes! Lalalala izza walking!

lmao

[killereclip7]

ROFL she must be tight like a mans anus rofllll

[IloveUSA1941]

"you are opened to all races?" "ahh, yes, but no jew." LOL

[OlderG0ds]

DAMN that first chick is smoking hot.

[matzchase]

Those thighs are distracting....

[DrGhas]

"Before American woman will allow you in her vagin, you must do something called dating" That was ridicoulus, I laughed so hard I peed a little, you know... just a couple of drops...

[MrDoctorD00m]

"If possible, she must have plow experience." LMFAO!

[SuperAlexTv1]

even Tho i am Big like aa Can of Pepsi ROFL !

[VilaimHead]

Most people won't like to pay a dime just to use a dating site, and sadly, pof isn't really 100% free, that's why i like babefishing dating community, you pay for nothing in babefishing.come

[Scudeyyy]

"the chair walk with shoes, lallalalala" LOOOOL

[unobruno123]

I LOVE THE JOKE

[gjeni7]

I like to shot dogs LOL

[electroboysvoice]

very nice, high 5

[PeterOwen88]

7:15 "sexy time.....yeah"

[DanceFloorOutCast]

god damn it, she's hot!

[tubub]

@DanceFloorOutCast

yeah the best kind of hot. Corporate dress and high heels... yum

[bobdull6699]

"But if you cheat on me I will crush you" lol

[MrSuperdanielo]

'' Sense Of Huumooor '' lmao that was funny the way he said it!!

[sixstringmania]

PAHahahahahahahAH

[TheChippyRick]

"she must be tight like a man's anus." HAHA

[jiggaluv123]

lmfao...the last 10 seconds are so fucking awkward with the hug and everything...couldn't stop laughing.

[mashmiles]

the girl at 6:09 is fine as hell and was obviously into him haha he should've said fuck the show and nailed her

[Danielson183]

The chair is a walking....

[DaZoogle]

I'm BIG like can of PEPSI.

[whiskymarko]

thats chair ''joke'' killed me :D

[spaghettieating]

i likeh, in deh mouth, very much!

[SquishyBananaBread]

4:23 is hilarious

[fluffybasterd]

sexy time !!!!!!!! :D

[Stigmableedingblack]

NO RETARDS, NO JEWS.

[viksam009]

to...her...vagin.

[LillyfieldsTheOne]

Wrong cyrillic subtitles

[laerfan]

snoop dogg!

[mirkogrega]

4:49....mistake of sasha...ALI Should tell this joke :))))) insted of borat

[cokesoda19]

no history of retardation in family, lol

[umster1234567]

Yes but no, jew.

[Mohamedingermany]

why you laugh? she dead.

[franocruz87]

no background retardation...

[franocruz87]

i like in a mouth..

[smallpotatoes989]

the joke was actualy funny. she laughed!

[3ombieautopilot]

i don't know, guys, but this is epic!

[trulifeism]

Why she act like he didn't say "she must be tight like a man anus"

[KnorpelDelux]

MILF-ALERT

[eatfresh4ever]

hahahahaha "big like a can of pepsi" :D

[KristiNevaqw158]

also nothing is too crazy

[lucasm191]

jak se mas xD

[colts0627]

2:38 check his moustache

[unku]

classic

[BeckiWillieho95]

mmh I look like star!I have big eyes with love inside

[JWgameplays]

1:05 MILF!!!!!

[thebigfrenchie]

"I will crrrrush her" Lmao

[RumpelstiltskinCloud]

he likes to keep his legs open 3:59 to 4:45

[RumpelstiltskinCloud]

yayayayayayayyayayyayayay

[1989Hammett]

7:16 Sexy tiiiime !! Yeah !

[buriedinsmoke3]

6:40 LMAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[oOoleveloOo]

im going to use the chair on shoes joke the next time i go to a bar.

[OwnZombified]

I wonder if BORAT is gay. o.o

[bobst98]

he likes it in the mouth

[J13dasilva]

tight like a mans anus !! lol

[aneal138]

The dating coach is such a sweet lady.

[aneal138]

07:08 bahaha.. sexy time!

[aneal138]

So ironic since Sacha Baron Cohen is half Jewish.

[ItsameAlex]

@aneal138

fully jewish -dad is welsh of jewish ancestry. Mum israeli.

[ILitgr]

lmao!!

Should I tell people that I am good in sex?

No!

But I am.......

In America If you say that, a woman is not gonna go out with you cuz then she thinks that's all u want...

Even though I am a big like a can of pepsi?

I doesn't matter...

loooool!

[vitolegend]

my hraaam is heavy ... how old is your child lmao !

[TheRealRitz2]

god shes hot

[iTziNiQuiTyx]

108 people does not like it in the mouth.

[angelosp89]

SEXY TIME!!!!

[HackerGuitarist]

@angelosp89 yeah ,, we saw that part

[juaniesangel]

lmao the hug at the end

[ProtestantsRUs]

sexy time.... yeah!

[ShredBaron85]

Best joke on earth!!!!!! :-DDD

[suprsoccerstriker823]

lol @ 7:18

[suprsoccerstriker823]

lol @ 7:20



[zvahadzija]

tight like a man's anus haha

[Ibringthetruth1]

He should made a movie about a JEW who's chasing pamela anderson.

Would have been more real.

Look at who Sascha married.  Loves the blonde girls doesn't he.

[Agent1W]

@Ibringthetruth1 Baywatch is a big hit, #1 in Kazakhstan! :D

[MrDeltaMaster]

"howw do i find if she wil be a cHHHHHyyeat!"

[taroctg]

This chick is almost hot!

[thenightsultan]

I like how She's very serious

[JohnQ1127]

As strange as it sounds, it looks like Jenny Noel is actually flirting with Borat. She touches him on the knee 4 times in this clip and then reaches for her breast when Borat is talking about women with plow experience.

Also look at the way her legs are crossed and how her left leg is positioned between Borat's legs and her shoe is actually pointed at his crotch during the whole interview.

[Chitownrunthis]

@JohnQ1127 yes, she's selling the dating service, that's how they get the sale, dress sexy and flirt with clients

[Nicbalcarpic]

@JohnQ1127 yeah, very nice perception!

[JohnQ1127]

@Nicbalcarpic, I've watched this clip about 20 times and I just started to notice her body language and that she was actually flirting with him. As strange as it sounds I think she was actually attracted to Borat.

[cooomber]

PMSL!

[MegaTraCkz]

LMAO at the chair joke! That was fucking hilarious!

[GalacticSauce]

2:40 HIS FACE LMFAO!!!!

[cooltuber13]

XD

I just lauged my ass off

[Wulahhi]

Chair joke LMFAO I DIED!

[Masih89]

LOL, "Yes... But .. no jews..."

[Piercemxpx]

HAHAHA 2:36 his face about jews!

[DeAngelo990]

Sexy intercourse hahaha

[my89tube]

I wanna sniff the first woman's pussy

[jhawk2817]

shoot....dog. SNOOP DOGG? no, SHOOT dog.

Okay.

[poyanator]

what is the name of the first song?!?!?! :O :O

I WANT NOW!

[MrSama555]

in russia ,borat couldnt perform this jokes, america is so tolerant

[keijoful]

"I will give her a television" LOOOOOL

[poyanator]

ROFL @ awkward hug at the end!!!!

[Entei2000]

I will give her tv and remote control. lolz

[tteu123]

She's really hot phew

[TheRoyalBorn]

" But if you cheat on me i crush you" LOLOLOLOLOLOL very good

[ctiscan]

I want to date the dating agent.

[SnoopDaBoss]

No trace of retardation in her family! Lmaaaoooo

[LittleDragon5]

I'd like to give Jenny some plow experience.

[my89tube]

lmao what kind of awkard ass hug was that at the end

[my89tube]

ROFLLLLLL Sasha Baren Cohen is so good. He nailed the most akward, funny-cuz-its-so-stupid, joke ever with the the chair lmfao!!!!!

[thegame2187]

sexy time !!!

[Amandagan000]

I will crash her.

[Entei2000]

@Amandagan000 lol

[AngeloNoel]

hahaha! Sasha's genious! LMFAO!

[eagleskid20]

omg his joke XD!!

[fdjizm]

Jenny is hot as hell

[ranger9590]

sexy time!!!!

[IgorRussak]

i´d love to make a rape on jenny...

[wlchambers]

This never gets old

[Headhunter0880]

"what about race, you open to all races? yes, but no jew" XD

[bilybastrd]

1:23 too funny

[bfdhvcnvvbjdn]

The pornstar Jenny Noel doesn't look like this Jenny Noel.

[BladeJones]

How do I know if she want me to take her.... SEXY TIME?!!! Yeah!!!!!!

[StealthApple]

The chair joke cracks me up everytime >.<

[Kuner1]

2:40 the face he makes after he says "No Jew".

Sasha is a god

[Professor6871]

Jenny's hot and fit.

[Professor6871]

I want her to be blond and with no history retardation in her family if possible she must have plow experience.' Great stuff!

[DuhEnlightenedOne]

What kind gift will get me entry?

[Ccarollinaaa]

LOL justin Bieber sent me here & I dont think this has funny -.-

[richardmoores]

She must be tight like a man's anus lol

[Maxaveli777]

@MrDoogie1989 i see where exactly do u live?cos i gonna send secret kazakhi OPS and they will hang u on da tree for betraying ideas of democracy.. wawawiva. do u have sista?

[florencelovme]

she's too polite lol!

[avocadopye]

Big, like a can of Pepsi.

[mrshimshon]

VAGIN

[Maxaveli777]

@MrDoogie1989 Josh r u wearing a blue hat? because if u do u will be sent to jewish village to the dangerous anus cleaners..)))ahahah)))

Mr doggie? why do u have such a strange nick name?)

[Professor6871]

@Maxaveli777 Shouldn't have been pink hatsts instead?

[mattskates94]

4:15



[nrdify]

I like it in the mouth very much!

[Maxaveli777]

@MrDoogie1989 well why do u have such a nickname Mister Doogie?)))

it's ok 21))for borat and kazakhstan it'd be old)hahavery nice))how much?))))

necro is a rapper who raps about controversial topics..))

not all but majority)what's ur name btw?my name is Max)

[misselliearendt]

SEXY TIME!

Lol. (:

[didityth]

lmfaoooooooooo :D:D:D::DDDDDDDDD

[Maxaveli777]

@MrDoogie1989 listen to necro and u will understand me) r u young? ur old already)) 22 years old))

[STIZO99]

even though I'm big....like can of pepsi LOL

[Maxaveli777]

@MrDoogie1989 ur right it's all about sex and nothing more..

[Maxaveli777]

@Maxaveli777 and probably from america

[AcidMod63]

I Lika Play Table Tennis, I Lika Shoot Dog

[1NMI]

2:38 that face lol.. so funny