Rainbow Six: Vegas 2 funny terrorist convo

[GrimReaper329]

Well he got what he ask for.

[kingofthecloset67]

One of my favorites is when you are playing terrorist hunt and they randomly shout out shoot the fucker!!!

[BobTheBuilderGuy1]

I once heard 2 of them in a bathroom and we just killed there buddies outside and this was the convo- 1- hey did you hear that? 2-(is in the stall)- yeah, it sounds like shooting 1- c'mon! We gotta get out there and help! 2-( to himself) god dammit! GET OUTTA MY ASS!!!! LOL

[TheSniperhotdog]

well at least he was right wabout us watching him and killing him

[Fynnareno]

what mission is this?

[TheCactuar124]

and to think they brought this over from the first rainbow six vegas.

[karheem18]

At 12 and 17 sec

[karheem18]

Wtf didnt anyone noticed that hè noded his head,i laught so hard

[xboxboff]

ive been playing terrorist hunt and there was only one person left and he was having a conversation with him self he was saying what shall we do and then he said we will wait for them then he was like ok we will do that sir

wtf

[TurningJoeGAMES]

some terrorist once said fuck chuck and the the number of terrorists went one down!!!!! (He didnt say it like he was supposed to but it sounds like it..) Mother fucker! was my friend!

[NBMGamer]

@topwing93 hahahaha. "Come on, aim and shoot!"

[NBMGamer]

@topwing93 "Investigate, but not alone." "Will do!"...BOOM..."shit, that bitch owed me money man!" "ya, me too."

[Superduperhog]

Any second now, I could be dead. It could happen. POW.

[fallenkingslingo]

AHAHAHAHA I LUV THE PART WHEN THEY GO.. "it could happen... NOOOOOOOOWWWW' *BOOOOOMM!!* btw wat lvl is that?

[Khwaja2010SR]

I love that one, I always place a breach charge just to blow the shit outta him!

[Toomba363]

WISH GRANTED MOTHERFUCKA!!!!!!

[AssassinsCreed6782]

Have any of you guys heard the convo at the convention center at the exhibition when the guy talks about his cousin in the video gaming industry and that his cousin says they want to make a video game about war but without violence?

[Khwaja2010SR]

@AssassinsCreed6782 At the gaming convention? Yeah, random bullshit, Ubisoft had a bit too much time on their hands :')

[brageritu]

i love ubisoft for this, they had that in splintercell, whan a guy was talking about sone kind of ninja that killed some guard.

[billytheicecreamman]

Haha hilarious

[AssassinEzio98]

It Could Happen... Boom Owned

[skaterboi4life22]

haha thats another great thing about that game

[RickRandy69]

You gotta ubisoft for this. does someone have a complete funny phrases from vegas 2??

[alkario]

omg I laughed so hard. I love the stupid AI conversations.

[FoolFosten]

It could happen.....NOW!!

[Krauser012345]

It would of been funny if the guy went" aww i knew i"t in a moan after he got shot.

[mx19idlewilder]

lovely :D

[iixwh3l4nxii]

hey coudl you pull the trigger hes driving me nuts!

[benjamin38888]

hey whats tht mission?

[LeonJordison]

Hahaha nice teabag at the end

[55MrDude]

I never new they're soooooooo dumb

[650038haig]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololol

[berserka12345]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha thats fucking halarious.

i actually laughed at it

so it was funny

cheers :)

[MagicM4n500]

Lmao... I remember this conversation xD.

[VGAnxiety]

"you're one fucked up cabron.." :))

[Trizmania]

lmao

[shok2death]

thats why i really like vegas 2,lots of this in evry mission.youlle be laughing before you kill them!why are you shooting on the wall bitch!

[killaboy41]

i killed them when that guy sad if youre out there please pull the focking trigger he's driving me nust!!

[MrXboxps3wiipsp]

my fave line from rainbow six vegas 1 was wen u killed some1 another said dam! he owed me money

[Neverlose2u]

MY FAV IS: F*** YOU HE WAS MY FRIEND!!!!

[TeckDuder]

so funny i want this game so bad for xmas

[mrfuzzybunnie]

i think i over ranked u

[TikiTackleProduction]

Lol, "If you're out there, pull the fucking trigger, he's driving me nuts!"

[Michael7klufas6]

LMAO i sent this to my friend on face book, he thinks is halarious! good job! 5/5!

[OoopMAXqooO]

my fav line is "shit! hes dead! what do we do?" "grow a pair of balls"

[Rakatsola]

naah the best line is when they say u shto the fuckers or u Mothefuckers u,ur dead xD i always shoot around stay and listen to what they;re saying cuz they always make laugh :DDD

[VK001thunder]

LOL hahahhahaha!

[pop567123]

its real

[StaidNICHOLAUS]

what level is this????

[Stickdude42]

My fave line is "TAKE EM OUT!!!!!"

"What'dya think im doing?!"

[vicious7524]

yeah this is real barely happens thoi lol

[Pheonix913]

wow the terrorists are dumb lol

[officerrabitt1]

yeah this is real i seen this before

[BanisterBoy]

so fake, but pretty funny

[silentbf]

It's not fake..I've heard it before

[MrCellodude]

is this real? I have heard the terroists say funny things before but nothing like this

[4gameballs]

hahah nice timing! "any second now...it could haapeeenn..." BANG POW CA-BLAM "...ow..."

[andyman14134]

"any second now it could haapennn.." bang "ow!!!"

[alotofpot]

awsome

[MAlford65]

lol

[Zeerguitardude]

I think the best one is when you run into a room and the terrorists shout:

"POLICE!!"

"What do we do?!?!?"

"Grow a pair of balls!!"

XD funny stuff

[WhIpLaSh014]

My favorate is in the Convention Center, when you find out where Denis Coen is, and the terrorists talk about Assassin Xtreme. That shit is fu-nny!!!

[4gameballs]

haha has anyone ever killed someone in terrorist hunt, and hear someone yell, "FUCK YOU...HE WAS MY FRIEND!!" thats pretty funny

[Ujak118]

aw hell ya lol. they also say "that bitch owed me money" or "u shot the wall bitch". wen i was aboutta clear a room, one terrorist said "cover me", then the other said "no fuk u, cover me!" lollllllll real cool and smart a i

[BaRdOmEtOoX]

wasnt so funny....

[hweuigfjda]

y the fuck are they mexican they are fuckin afgans

[p8101]

there culumbians

[tunnelrat51]

how did u do the camera thing?

[ShotBlocker40]

oh wow dude....where the hell have u been haha. in story and terrorist mode u aim down at the bottom of the door and it says "snake cam"

[j0hnstyr0n]

lol i didnt know u t-bagged him at end

[j0hnstyr0n]

lol it was his lucky day

[sonydragonmaker]

he could have put c4 on the door, opened the door and detonated the c4. its well funny

[chuckydagr8]

My favourite one is when they go.."hey, cover me.." " no fuck you asshole cover me!"

[90909009]

i love the terrorist conversations. anyone ever been killed in terrrorist hunt and the guy shouts " Lima Oscar Lima sir!" oh ye, LOL lol

[andybruv]

LMAO!!!!!!!! I love their conversations - especially on the first level where the guy killed someone by falling on him lol

[COD4Guapsy]

Hahahha lol third time in a roll i watch this convo (3 different vids) and i always laught a lot!!

[ninjawarrior3000]

wow that terrorist can tell the future lol

[TheREALBradguydude]

omg u just bust in there and shoot the crap outta them lol

[NotCharming]

LMAO XDD

[eliteshooter95]

lol they always tlk about shit like dat

[HaloHayabusaHeadshot]

they are just like the grunts from halo3

[Ignition91]

Wasn't this the same conversation from the First Vegas?

[insurgentdude]

ROFL

[LONEWOLFD36]

LOL one of them says it in the Vertigo Tower Level in R6Vegas1

I usualy blow the door down when the other guy says "Please if your out there pull the fucking trigger" *BAM!*

[Sharksarecool13]

Lol,looks like he knew his own fate.

[flynnster00707]

lol funny! but im shore thats fake is it?

[KILLERMATTT]

no they do that alot in the game

[aeddyjonathan101]

it's not fake, I've done it before

[wooptdoo1]

haha i love it

[outsideredge]

some of the terrorists are pretty funny. Another good exchange: "Cover me!" "Fuck you man cover ME!" and "Damn! Bitch owed me money!" "Me too!"

[jamison699]

oh my god i think im going to pee on my self mother fucking terrorists raccons took my penis

[CrazyAsian303]

lol terrorist Noob

[gunsgunslotsofguns]

haha nice

[shadow1234656]

lol terrorist noobs

[pspguy123]

lol

[dyeefoon]

lol teabaged at the end

[skyo69]

lol oO

[obliviwind]

lol there was four terroroists at that door before fore me and i decided to breach and clear

[enzoferrari1920]

TEABAG

[kakashiace]

it ccould happen, blam!!

and it did

[koruptionism]

lol

[MrThimble1234]

haha i remember this part!

[Aquablade23]

lol when this happened to me i did have a sniper aiming at him

[gti16vtwinny]

u funny b'stard!!!!

[MattRox221]

that is mad funny, one of my most favourite things in rainbow vegas

[ryanboy13]

when on rappel how do you turn upside down

[Skill2Killclan]

press what ever button u have set to crouch / duck

[th3n0rmandy]

lol! this is my new favorite vid on youtube...

[gandalf4322]

hahah hahahahh lol stupid terrorists.

[3flips3]

lol i had convo to but i was aiming at him

[fredrikxii]

i love that part in the first game

[barrettfamasfan]

how do you look under the door?!? thats so cool

[clockty08]

its called snake cam you aim at the floor were the door is and weh you see "PRESS A FOR SNAKE CAM" YOU DONE IT, not too hard i had some trouble with it too

[garanwill]

it could happen.. n *Opens door and shoot him*

[wolfboy1267]

funny i have that game if u wat to add me my gamer tag is xROUGEWOLFx

[warkillr31]

OMG How do you do voice chat on multiplayer!!

[Esquobar]

um...you speak through the mic like most people do? duh? dee duh dee?

[warkillr31]

STFU you antisocial retard I'm not a DDD I just got the game like 5 days ago and I wanted to know if it's push to talk so shut up and GGF'ed noob

[Esquobar]

lolz xD!!! thats too funny to even say a comeback

[KJ47]

Dumb noob stfu.

[warkillr31]

Esquobar obviously you're a dumbfuck who has no life, if someone has not owned a game for at least a whole week and the instruction manual does not specifically say how to do something then how the hell is he supposed to know how to do a command so think before you talk, asshole.

Also, KJ47 who were you talking to?

[KJ47]

No one I just randomly said that for no reason what so ever I did not even read half of what people said. Now that I just read it I agree with you Esquobar is a dumbfuck.

[warkillr31]

Thank you KJ47 you're one of the few people on youtube who is sensible and can actually spell but seriously he is an idiot

[The1TheOnlyGreg]

obviously you have no life if you keep coming back and arguing with the retard

[warkillr31]

Ok, first of all, fuck off, that was unnecessary, also, I prefer to argue back so he doesn't call me a wussy, ok? Can your small little POS you call a brain understand that? Ok, good, now one more thing, don't try to be a smart-ass when someone doesn't understand something and he asks for help so if you can't understand that back to Retard School and actually try to say something educated and smart, if not, go die.

[lilfili123]

lol you owned him

[MarkAndNeilProductio]

HAHAHAHHA, THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

[zulizin]

he oculd be out there right now...looking at me through his scope waiting to pull the trigger...PRICELESS

[hydrated12]

funny lol

[Immortalbus]

stop fight right now ok, it is so irratating, ok both of you are being pussies fighting over youtube, just stop it, now that that is over with, lol funny vid

[KLAXONKILLA]

What do you think ive being trying to do if you read all the posts

btw its got nothing to do with you and ive already apologised to whose vid this is

dont get involved

[IBOPOI]

this convo was in vegas 1 too

[DammitStudiosInc]

Theres that exact words in the First Rainbow Six Vegas, i guess it's a transfered easter egg

[reviln4]

lol, "i wish hed pull the fucking trigger because hes driving me crazy

[tiogo2]

lol

[Venusproductionss]

lol datz so funny

[willy9182]

lol funny as fuck!

i liked the nodding when he said "what if theyre watching us?" LOL

[clarketuber]

It could happen. And it did happen. Nice T-bagging. Humiliation at 100%.

[Snako117]

HAAAAAAAHH nice..

[baker707]

this convers is in the rainbow six vegas 1

[jeremkee]

no in 2 -.-

[KLAXONKILLA]

he means its in one as well dumbass

[jeremkee]

Shut up

[KLAXONKILLA]

No you Fcktard

Dont speak 2 me

[jeremkee]

Maybe u didn't hear me... I said: "SHUT UP"

[KLAXONKILLA]

perhaps if you were older than fckin 12 i might listen to you u retard

u fcked up

u made dumb comment

i take piss

get over it

[jeremkee]

dude u think u awesome just swearing around and saying u pissed....i think U should get over it that when i say shut up U SHUT UP!

ps: ur the 12 ...

[KLAXONKILLA]

i sed take the piss

its a expression

your clearly too fckin stupid too understand as highlighted in the two dumb ass comments you have made

your not worth my time

wouldnt the world be better off without little kids thinking there keyboard gangstas on the internet

do even bother replying because frankly i dont care wht you have to say

[jeremkee]

Yeah right...that seriously made absolutly no sence... you don't care what I say...? so why replying then?

keyboard gangster? rofl u gotta be kidding me

[KLAXONKILLA]

dude you make lego and runescape videos

your a loser nuff sed

[jeremkee]

and u make videos about u banging ur mom

dude gtfo...

[KLAXONKILLA]

mate ur a fcktard youve never heard the expression *taking the piss*

put down da lego

get off rune scape

grow up fckin toddler

and no i dont care what you say you just fink your the big IAM sitting behind your comp

if you havent evn heard the expression *taking da piss i doubt your barely 10

and wtf videos about banging my mom its a band of brothers video made by my kid bro

seriously grow up stop spamming this guys vid and if you wanna carry on your gay antics do it in general messages

[jeremkee]

just gtfo you're not worth of battling here you're just to low class

and when your replying on this...YOU can't take the piss

[KLAXONKILLA]

That makes no sense like i sed prove your fckin wit and argue with me in genreal messages its not fair fckin this guys vid comments up

[LmaoMonkey7]

I would have killed the guy on the left when the guy on the right asked me too lol. It would be so funny if you do that the guy surrenders and thanks you.

[reggiepoops]

I got this one too. I thought it was pretty funny.

[Tiestolover]

lol it could happen ....boom!

[ccondor97]

I liked in the original, when you shoot a terrorist standing next to another one that don't know you're there, and there's at least two alive, this happens:

(Terrorist dies)

Terrorist 1: He's dead! What do we do?

Terrorist 2: Grow a pair of balls!

[uncleboblok]

dude im a noob, how do you use a snake cam???? please respond

[heyjayman]

Look at the bottom of a door and press A..

[Itachiii]

LOL this is real. I was playing today and I was listening in on their conversation with the Snake cam. it's awesome.

OH and you know when you play as a female in this game, some random guy will come on your radio signal and start flurting with you? TRY IT!

[blackswor140]

no this is a real speech everyone i heard this one like 3 times and its also in RSV

[jacksonpeter]

haha lol

[gregzstar]

lol joka

[11aggies]

no its not fake

i did the same thing by nooding with the snake cam but then i breached them

[bimboy08]

lol

no actually its not fake

its on the mission i belive convention center

they truly say this

[Rage2552]

How the hell could a terrorist afford a G36K? Someone answer me that.

[Dantero]

Maybe he didn't buy it. Maybe it was issued to him because he plays a special role or it's standard issue for his team, he chose it when equipping, or found it. Iono lol

[Rage2552]

Okay, how did the terrorist organization afford this rifle which, mind you, is illegal in the United States. Making it extremely hard to smuggle into the country and extremely hard to purchase in this country.

[Dantero]

Lol maybe he got people.

[SOFAirborne]

Maybe the developers are too stupid to realize that not only would a terrorist group not be able to smuggle Military-grade German Army SI small arms into the US, but they would not even be able to acquire them in the first place.

[Dantero]

Yea although it is a game ya know. Giving them these weapons gives them variety and stuff. It would be lame if EVERY terrorist was walking around/armed with Ak-47s and Dragunov snipers

[ccondor97]

They wouldn't even have used German stuff. They'd be using AKs because they're cheap, or those Quetzal-whatever rifles from the mexican government. Where the fuck did they get MG36s?

[ccondor97]

Terrorists= Kalashnikov

[theclokey]

haha

[theclokey]

haha

[francisdapig]

He is looking at me through his scopes! LOLOLOL

[Rainbowkickyourface]

You guys did the voices, it just doesnt sound like there original voices.

[Rainbowkickyourface]

NVM i did it sorry XD

[lloyd525]

lol @ the teabagging

[dartsmad7]

Haha... "It Could happen".... Opens Door.. BANG BANG BANG!

[larenegUK]

Yeah I remember that MLG one:

"I wonder how much money these games make in one year"

"They must be freakin' rich"

"No, seriously. I have a cousin who works in the industry and..."

(that's where I shot him)