Gun Free Zones - 1/2 Hour News Hour

[animatedream]

If all concealable and assault weapons are banned and thus no longer available for purchase in the US, then there will soon be no concealable or assault weapons for criminals to possess. Gun free zones are just a way to authorize police to take measures to detect and prevent guns from entering particularly vulnerable areas like schools or airports. Obviously without metal detectors and proper surveilance the concept doesn't do anything, it doesn't take a satirical video to point this out.

[PiOfFive]

To some people, it does.

[kelzan1]

This skit was spot on how lefties think, just declare a place a gun-free zone and they'll be no gun violence. Sadly this doesn't sync with reality.

[ed2kou1]

Lol at you dems!

[buff001]

hilarious

[HippyHunterkj]

HILARIOUS!

[TylerNull]

Finally, signs of life and the will to live. I love it.

[Superpsy1]

ha! great video!

[ehailstone]

Cool,should I take up crime, now I know where to go to Rape, Rob and steal with out any hassles from those I attack. looks like thepolititions are on my side

[mousepotato64]

Va Tech was a gun free zone

[enfieldroxursox]

haha welcome to the looney world of liberalism. this pretty accurately portrays what liberals think gun free zones do. yeah its meant to be funny, its a political satire, but its true

[goodkingrory]

Wow. The closest to anything actually funny I've seen coming out of the piece of shit half hour news hour.

Maybe they finally realized that good political satire involves more than just goofy, self rightious name calling and pandering.

[mrpeternorth]

oh,shut up..i am sick of hearing people bitch about the half hour news hours beeing rightwing ..of COURSE it is dumbass...and the fucking daily show is totally leftwing ..i watch them both(i thinnk the daily show is better though) but still once in a wile the right wingers have the right to have TV shows too you know .

[kuchervano]

the number doesnt work :/

[Tyockell18]

Welcome to the world of liberals and socialists *caugh* communists *cough* dictators.

[youttt]

Why don't they ban crime in the U.S.A. ? Oh ya, crooks don't obey laws. If you're a liberal don't forget to coo "Nice criminal" in the crooks ear as he's raping your wife, sucka'.

[spraynpray]

These comments remind me of how useless and stupid middle class families are.  Keep your nazi bullshit away from me, I want to own guns.

[atomiccheeseburger]

Wow. The Half-Hour News Hour is usually brutally unfunny, but I actually chuckled at this.

[jrc99us]

Gun Free Zone!? DAMN IT!!! ROFL!!!

[hydrOstem]

LOL, Gun Free Zone = Killing Fields.

[Fredjoe5]

Very funny! Yeah, you'll sleep better. You'll sleep permanently lol

Why can't all criminals be like that decent chap with the shotgun/handgun? Oh wait. Yeah, that reality thing...damn... :)

Gun free zones are meatshoot zones. Carry a gun and know how to use it responsibly. The life you save may just be your own.

[Ghostkitty13]

AHA, perfect!  :)

[picu316]

lol

[JungleMan999]

ROFL!!!

[3snrocks]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Stupid monkey-faced democrats who think these will work. Nothing will ever be as useful as my Second Amendment.

[Hanswurst27278]

yeah, you'll sleep better.

heh, good one.

[elderboy02]

This is why I don't shop at any places of business that have a no guns allowed sign up.

[givemethatback]

This skit is dumb. Anyone who thinks it is funny is probably dumb too.

[PiOfFive]

Actually, I have a high IQ

[pohlster]

Nice argument. Thanks for enlightening me as to why guns are so necessary in your every day life.

[sovietspyguy]

If by dumb you mean true. It's a satire, and it's pretty accurate.

[MrMediocre]

says the guy with a lot of 9/11 conspiracy videos as his favorites.

[aprocrastinator]

HAHAHA! Brilliant, and very true.

The past few 1/2 Hour News Hour episodes have been SNL caliber.

The first three were lame because they were canned a month in advance, but these sketches are beautiful.