DON'T READ THIS! in 1945 a man was wallking down the streets at 4:34am no one was arround. it was pitch black. sudenly! a man came running down and killed him by stabbing him. the man then took hime somwere and no one evere new were the man took him.
in 2000 a girl found him in a bath tub in a swamp. unless you post this comment to 10 othere videos. the dead man will hunt you for 5 years. do it before 1 hour. hurry!
I love Jeff Dunham so much. Peanut is my favorite puppet. When I have a bad day at work, I come home and watch Jeff's DVDs and I feel much better. Thank you Jeff!
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!!!!! in 1964 13 year old Elisa Johnson was raped and murdered in North Carolina, her body was found with multiple stab wounds, and now that you've read this, every night she will come to your house and hang from your closet with glowing red eyes, the only way to stop this is to post this to 10 other videos.
I laugh so hard when i see this that everyone tells me what the hell happens to me!!TO SHUT THE HELL UP!!....and then i say...WALTER STOP MESSING WITH ME!!!...it wasnt that funny... but anyways this video is funny as hell!!!
this has to be one of the funniest peanut clips ive seen so far. they should make a cartoon with peanut and all of jeffs other puppets and have jeff do the voices. that would be so cool lol
DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUE
Gay guy! -Nyeh...
TheUnworthyMafioso 4 days ago
1:21 i love it when peanut does that
jrrodriguezwwe 3 weeks ago
peanut is absolutly funny as hl.
kojacf1 1 month ago
Heyyy he maka fun our carr!! He say our car is gay. It not gay, he gay.
Sita362 2 months ago
lol i love when peanut bites Jeffs face XD
linkLoverAG 3 months ago
Car sounds I mean lol it's hard to see what I'm typing cuz of my iPod touch lol
baseballgirl59 5 months ago
Blablablamrfreeman person that's not the point it's supposed to make cat sounds from peanut not to go over your head
baseballgirl59 6 months ago
I almost died
MrHockeynut5 7 months ago
they r no car sounds.. it means that the joke went over ur head and coz u didnt get it... ill give u 2 NEOW NEOW
BlablablaMrFreeeman 8 months ago
I love.peanut
nellieflowerpach 9 months ago
Man your quik! Its like you know...
dangerman400 9 months ago 2
loveeeeeeeeeee this
TBallaZ 10 months ago
You freakin picked your nose!
hwaprincess 10 months ago
catch a buzz and watch this ...you"ll laugh for hours......
dmr122003 10 months ago
@dmr122003 i was drunk. too funny.
retta089 9 months ago
4 People don't like this because they pick their noses!
1koolkid12 11 months ago
does peanut eat peanuts ? he should cause his name is peanut duhduhduhduh
maxthedude2002 1 year ago
forget it's only 1 person sometimes.
VirtuaCory 1 year ago
Peanut laugh so cute!
GilelViewbee 1 year ago
wow i just saw a Toyota Commercial and that was the add in this xD
Randoman41 1 year ago
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I Love Watching Peanut and Jeff perfom they r so funny
blackfordharley 1 year ago
i Love watching peanut and jeff perform they r so funny
blackfordharley 1 year ago
Holy crap your quick... Its like you know... nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoeeeeaaaaooowww!!!!!!!
MsCrazychikk 1 year ago 2
Jeff is HOTTT!!!!! WOW!
hmcgill911 1 year ago
@hmcgill911 no i acually catch myself doing the same thing
halfbreed545 1 year ago
it scares me how much Jeff made me feel the puppets are real persons, am I the only one?
9894351513 1 year ago 3
@9894351513 nope! I feel the same way!! ^_^ He makes them so real its scary! That's what I love about Jeff Dunham
HighschoolChik2010 1 year ago
@HighschoolChik2010 ,
thats exactly what makes him the best at what he does.
AQUAAB 1 year ago
A guy driving a blue prius *hits* ROFL
TheOtakuSun 1 year ago
This is my favortie part
luna2897 1 year ago 3
that be great if peanut use to be really person
monkeypolicd 1 year ago
ok thats it, we have four ass holes in the world!
thestig333 1 year ago
this is is awesome
jamminjada10 1 year ago
1:21 haha i laughed the crap out of me :D
henriken97 1 year ago 4
its like you know lol
ZMH 2 years ago
Peanut talks about everythin
Achmed talks about suicide bombing
Walter is d grumpy old man
sactorres66 2 years ago
"Oh wait..... You're a Ventriloquist, MAKE IT TALK" ROFLMFAO
raykrislianggi 2 years ago 3
my fav to parts of this act!!!!
Horseartist99 2 years ago
:D Peanut is my all time favorite!! I LOVE him!
CeceMorgan 2 years ago
i love u peanut
rockinretards97 2 years ago
jeff ur a god and your awsome
lightningjelly 2 years ago
jeff is 47 dumass
lightningjelly 2 years ago
he is???
cameronck 2 years ago
LOL, I don't know peanut is gay........
raykrislianggi 2 years ago
you friekn piiicckked.. ur noooossseee!!
sexycowgrl1 2 years ago 4
Peanut ca do a 180 with his head :D Hilarious ! Great video !
aGuyFromPleven 2 years ago 4
OMG I agree Jeff is so freaking hot!!!!!!
MerylStreep1536 2 years ago 5
you better be a girl otherwise that would be wrong
TheSuperGamefreak 2 years ago
@TheSuperGamefreak
and what if she wasnt?
sYcHoFrEaK360 2 years ago
"he" would sound gay
TheSuperGamefreak 2 years ago
Yes i am a girl!
MerylStreep1536 2 years ago
What the hell was that? did you, did you just pick your nose? didnt do a very good job did you?
nohope324 2 years ago
This was the best video of peanut ever this and where the hell are we and bad hair day! ha ha ha ha ha! NEEEE-OOOW!
ah ha ah ha ha!
nohope324 2 years ago
its like you know...
NeyNey222 2 years ago 4
bon jour i would like to come out of ur nose funny
sk8terdude96 2 years ago 3
thats fast
greenbran98 2 years ago
the fist one he made was jose
roxydh 2 years ago
Which puppet was the very first one he made? I always wondered. First ones I saw were Peanut and Jose'.
TheCastellan 2 years ago
I agree that Jeff isTOTALLY HOT! & This is one of my favorite things to listen to! Esp. the french booger part.
Augiegrl12 2 years ago 8
its a pupet
roxy16rocks 2 years ago
Jeff looks smoking hot here and the faces at 0:25-1:02
smoking sexy
lotten16 2 years ago 5
I agree!!! Jeff is HOTTTTT!!!
csihardfan111 2 years ago 34
Agreed. Jeff is hot.
soapgirl15 2 years ago 6
@csihardfan111 yup. =P
horselove6699 9 months ago
Totally agree!!! JEFF= HOT COMEDIAN!!!
csihardfan111 2 years ago 51
@csihardfan111
I FREAKING AGREE
ShadowTiger979 10 months ago
2:48 really funny
babybull93 2 years ago 3
lMAO!!! GOOOOOO P3ANUT!!!!!! =P
DiS MAh FAV SHO
Tori2hot4u 2 years ago 7
german:yahol
MrBarsulic 2 years ago 7
3:28!!! haha lol!!!☻
SilverRain20 2 years ago 6
gahahahahahahahahaha
jurasos 2 years ago 4
LMFAO
zasiankidx 2 years ago 2
This is so funny.
fob1012er 2 years ago 10
i no its god damm halarious if i missed it id go bak and bak and over andover again
Ossie15zoeanne 2 years ago 3
hahah thats halarious!
Michellexoxox 2 years ago 4
Peanut:9speaking japanese)
Heyyyyyyyyy! He macke fun of our cawr.
He said our caw is gay... It no gay he gay.
Rets get Godzirra to kirr him.
(roaring, making a beebing noise and his car sound) LOL LMFAO
JCYstudios 2 years ago 6
Sorry if I accidentaly gave you a thumbs down... I was messing with the mouse.
damonsdad 2 years ago 4
French guy: Sac me bleu neu
German Jahore
Chine ooa
Gay guy: eh
JawgsterB0ts99 2 years ago 3
2:51 and on is helarus ... i know i just mispelled that but i dont relly care
jinx12373 2 years ago
i love peanut ... lmfao
tinytunt 2 years ago
yeah me too i'd go crazy if i missed it wich i did it was on last night =( 8/24/09
purplepeoplepeanut 2 years ago 2
Omg, jeff can speak very many leangue!
mfd77rwt8r2v 2 years ago
yes, he's awesome isn't he?
brandykody11 2 years ago
Yeah, he is! :D <3
kamea36912 2 years ago
WATH! you didnt do a VERY good jobbbbbb, make it talk,give it a FRENCH accent. LOL LOL LOL
iHAVEprityHUGEdik 3 years ago
Does anyone know what performance Peanut talks about a giraffe throwing up in? My friend keeps telling me I need to see it, but I can't find it.
AngelDemonGirl17 3 years ago
I can't find it on youtube. It's on the "best of comedy central presents: vol. 1" on itunes for 1.99.
sexytodd22 3 years ago
peanut and jeff dunham on the david letterman show.. type that in (y)
scorpiobabe88 2 years ago
U sound like some anemic French Guy
Sacre bleu nyu
German:Yahole!
Chinese:ooooooa!
Gay Guy: nyuh...
ooh! ooh!
Guy Driving a blue Prius
Boof! Oh!
lololol! :-D
DJjazzyjeff2008 3 years ago 5
german : jawohl
CocadiLoca 2 years ago
i kno.. i lived in Germany. Tranzcribed the sound
DJjazzyjeff2008 2 years ago
its not a car sound its a jet...get it its goin over his head...it means he dosent get it
kickboxerdragon 3 years ago 6
why does peanut make the car sound
puppyreverser 3 years ago
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DON'T READ THIS! in 1945 a man was wallking down the streets at 4:34am no one was arround. it was pitch black. sudenly! a man came running down and killed him by stabbing him. the man then took hime somwere and no one evere new were the man took him.
in 2000 a girl found him in a bath tub in a swamp. unless you post this comment to 10 othere videos. the dead man will hunt you for 5 years. do it before 1 hour. hurry!
george8345 3 years ago
They're not dolls, they're ventriloquist dummies...
crunchbite22 3 years ago
lol MEW! XD
Ynnepchan 3 years ago
it HILARIOUS at 2:12 "DO IT!!!"
chanjcw 3 years ago 2
Achmed is just a little bit funnier...but ya got to love peanut! ^^
punnkinman 3 years ago
i like 2:40 to 2:50 lolololololol
naruto123890 3 years ago 2
I love Jeff Dunham so much. Peanut is my favorite puppet. When I have a bad day at work, I come home and watch Jeff's DVDs and I feel much better. Thank you Jeff!
iluvkoalas419 3 years ago 3
you just picked your nose!! did you see that ?
OH MY GOD! lol. i loveeee jeff dunham! he's awesomeee! i always forget that he's doing his dolls' voices!
heybabbeee 3 years ago 3
got to love them
yohannaluvr555 3 years ago
especially at 3:49
Annab12338 3 years ago 2
i love it when peanut did at 3:48-3:54
Annab12338 3 years ago 2
nnnnnnnYEOW!
nintendowhore93 3 years ago 3
its like you know.... great
sjerel1234 3 years ago 2
hahahaha
zoglander 3 years ago 3
ROFL!!!dis vid funny as hell
chrisandbow4life 3 years ago 4
Hey, he make-a fun-na our car!
XXL2oo 3 years ago 7
jeff dunham is hilarious live!!
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Jaybles14 3 years ago
rrriiigghhhhtttt
free00to00ryhme 3 years ago
Good thing I don't have a closet, then, huh? Fucking retard.
imfox 3 years ago
I laugh so hard when i see this that everyone tells me what the hell happens to me!!TO SHUT THE HELL UP!!....and then i say...WALTER STOP MESSING WITH ME!!!...it wasnt that funny... but anyways this video is funny as hell!!!
chichiguitarist 3 years ago
i got both his DVDs so ha
tommycwik 3 years ago
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peanut's on crack/coke/weed mixed together and sniffed up his nose, in other words he's fucked up in his head
SSJ4human 3 years ago
ROFL he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny this was his best
icarly249 3 years ago 3
graphics 10|10 sund sory but i cant rate all i can say is meh....
omgmgwhathapned 3 years ago
hEEEEEEEEEEEY HE MAKEA FUNNA OUR CARRRR
xD i love this guy
13YearOldGuitarHero 3 years ago
damn..i gotta see this dude live on stage..youtube is not enufff..
sundowna 3 years ago 2
ya din't do a very good job.
make it talk.
this guy cracks me up, he reminds me soooooooooooooooooo much of my friend Tell Choat yes, Tell is his name.
zunikornsrule 3 years ago
DO IT!!!! hahahah
misstude12 3 years ago 3
"Gay guy: nhuu..." lolol!
rockerlawyer 3 years ago 4
your a ventriloquist make it talk and give it a french accent......aaaa bonjour i would like to come out of your nose ha ha ha i love that guy
flyingsnipe 3 years ago 4
Nu.
What the hell was that?
OMG Jeff Dunham is sooo funny!!!
ElliotSalem45 3 years ago 3
DO IT!
chuk90 3 years ago 4
this has to be one of the funniest peanut clips ive seen so far. they should make a cartoon with peanut and all of jeffs other puppets and have jeff do the voices. that would be so cool lol
StarRamblingHeart 3 years ago 5
yah hoar
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hannahmontanafan445 3 years ago
lol peanuts laugh it soo funny!!
pker4ever666 3 years ago 7
Ahh.. Bonjour... i wud like to get out of your nose.. HAHA!! Jeff's the BEST!!
ahiruhachi 3 years ago 12
I looooooovvvveeeee Peanut!!!!!
teddybear2407 4 years ago 13
lol
stryker649 4 years ago 8
we not gay he gay! :p
amarighan 4 years ago 10