MST3K 903 Puma Man 2/12

[gussiejives]

And then he shoved them in an ancient horse's ribcage???

[gussiejives]

Wait, did he just casually drape his workout clothes over the "priceless" prehistoric skeletons?

[gussiejives]

I love how they misspelled Donald Pleasence's name.

[sillygoose544]

You..you...you...non British guy!

[bloodrunsclear]

So wait...our heroic Aztec is wandering around randomly throwing people out of windows?

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

@bloodrunsclear

Actually the ones throwing people out of windows are the bad guys, killing potential Puma Men...

[bloodrunsclear]

@DrGregoryHouseIT

AH!

That makes more sense XD



[NeverDoubt1]

@DrGregoryHouseIT Thanks for clearing that up because I thought the same thing, lol.

[GeekControl2MajorTim]

Okay, 2:44 may be my all time favourite mst3k line.

[cultmovieguy]

I've watched this MST3K show hundreds of times, and it fails to be funny. One of the worst movies made enjoyable by Mike and crew..... I am a woodsprite......... I still quite this film years after watching it.....

[hatchet125]

Michael myers doctor is in this whoop whoop

[RingshadowCat]

That chick's mouth is huge. She looks like a grouper in a wig. Is she some distant relation of Steven Tyler?

[kuruantigenic]

I'm  supposed to be in biolab !

[easyeasy506]

"Tonight on a very special 'Touched by a Puma Man'"! LMAO!

[alice88wa]

Didn't this girl get the slightest bit suspicious she found out the dress code was black, shiny, tight jumpsuits? Has there ever been a benevolent organization in the history of the world with a uniform like that? And don't say the X-Men because their suits were never that shiny. Although, she does fall for an ineffectual, sleazy dork so clearly she isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[buttercremehonda]

THE PYUMAYMAN!!

[GlobalsoftPirka]

AN EGG!

[Steel1Cold]

The Aztec Guy is the Hero and Pumaman was just the decoy.

[noirakita]

"He's basically an old baby."

[linoleumcarving]

Puma was a jogging shoe maker in the 70"s ??

[LaLongeCarbine]

I get a little faint when I sense danger... It's literally the best defense mechanism of all time.

[RainshadowDesert]

He hears a nineties ringtone when he senses danger?

[criggs187]

get me a soda pop annd A CARAMELLLO

[Archangel101576]

So, the Indian murdered four innocent people in his insane quest to find the Puma Man, yet we're still supposed to believe, for the duration of this film, that he is a good guy? Who wrote this crap?

[steveahmann]

...and the power of bleach

[XxVeiinxX]

One person was not touched by a puma man

[AstralPixie]

"With my brains and your beauty..."

"How much patchouli do you need?"

He seems to be eating less and less and getting thinner and thinner..... ;D

[HayesAJones]

"And there's more salt in ham than in turkey."

"She said that about waffles."

[SpockRocksMySox]

"You...You... You non-Brittish Guy."

[RyLegacy]

"This is proof that there is an outer space presence in our history"

"you said that about waffles "

XD gets me everytime

[noirakita]

I'm confused...now I'm happy! heh...

[cwright0902]

"This is where Cher stores her discarded ribs."

[Gigrantula58]

New "Big Bird" action-wear.

[tnadrg1982]

there's something wrong with this mirror

[dapenutgallery]

"oh yeah? Well, I'll just go work at my uncle's natural history museum down the street!". I really gotta get my humor style from these guys. They r just too lolzy.

[jekblom123]

that woman has the most forced smile I've ever seen in a movie.

[EponymousKid]

I swear, if the movie had just been about Vadinho it wouldn't have been that bad.

[dressupjesus]

Donald Pleasant is far too much star power for this movie.

[Igarappappa]

@dressupjesus He did it for money, dear boy.

[applebonker141]

So....what's with the leather outfits? Are they part of some kind of organization?

"Intel Inside. Do-do-do-DO!" PFFFT!

[demboys18]

NOOO!! DR. LUMIS NOOO!!!! Say it ain't so! LOL

[MichRockHop81108]

nice spinal tap quote

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

I's S&M Day at the field museum!

[eldiablorojos]

"It's S & M Day at the Field Museum!"

[takerfan333]

I like Donld Pleasance after I saw Halloween, but didn't realize he was in this crappy movie. O well, i lov mst3k

[Yapshire]

@takerfan333 He also did "Warrior of the Lost World." The first time I saw him was Halloween as well. So it was hard to hate him later.

[SnjperWulf]

3:49 She just looks so ignorantly happy!

[storytellerkitkit]

I love this episode, and I love the Spinal Tap reference at 0:46.

[MichRockHop81108]

@storytellerkitkit yes sir

[tristabelle]

"the pew-may-man!"

[ChaoticYak]

Well, someone seems to have gilded you and that's what's causing your skin problems!

[DAVIDInitiative]

"Hey, telekinetic book-dumping!"

[PageofLegend]

this may be the best worst movie of all time

[holycrapyousuck]

Copyright 1462?

[Theburn77]

"And there's more salt in ham than in turkey." lol

[bLacKxxxLoDgE]

damn no michael myers reference or anything?

[11bveteran]

@bLacKxxxLoDgE Dr. Loomis guy is in MST3K Warrior of the Lost World too

[ChaoticYak]

"This is proof of an outer space presence in our history!"

She said that about waffles.

[christimacc]

LOL! The indian guy is throwing men out of windows to find the Pumaman. PRICELESS!

[CoryTE]

You...you...you, you non-British guy!

[MST3K1986]

2:40

Paris Hilton: Archaeologist!

[watda74]

-Man,*sniff, sniff, sniff* how much patchouli do you need?

Can only imagine it's pretty strong. lol

[ChaoticYak]

The little hand towels are for our guest star.

I can't help but feel that you're staring at me.

[thevoodoosailor]

work out in musim hours? I dont think hes ever worked out

[familyafair]

you said that about waffles...

[joemomma46]

"We're downsizing, Steve"

[4EyedBlonde]

YOU YOU YOU NON BRITISH GUY

[JayDee284]

@fantasic50 ask Uwe Boll he did the same thing in alone in the dark

[Xtro2005]

@JayDee284 Why hasn't anyone killed that man yet?

[theblocksays]

@JayDee284 At least she's better looking then Tara Reid in glasses LOL!

[backwalk]

I'm confused...now I'm happy! heh!

[jirera28]

"AAAAHHH! Hey look Big Ben. AAAAHHH!"

[BlahBlahYouWho]

"The Pu-May-Man."

[ChaoticYak]

Hot bathysphere action!

Die, ant! Die!

[LSUTigers712]

"He's got a great butt."

[vincentpricesnephew]

"get this way when i sense danger"? who talks like that? other than comic book characters?

[bearthepoet26]

it's S&M day at the field museum!

[freakofevolution]

An Egg! Oh that's just Donald Plesence!

[vegassilenttype]

That blonde lady is an unbearable actor, even though it's being riffed on, I could barely take her 'performance'.

[scottievand]

@vegassilenttype Are you kidding?? The actor who played Pumaman had the worst performance, whining out each and every line... xP

[vegassilenttype]

@scottievand Yeah, I guess you're on the money there too.  To be honest, I think the angle of worst performance could be taken about 100 different ways when this movie is considered

[ghostsmask]

So they were planning to fire him for jogging during his breaks? He must get really bad b.o.

[watda74]

@ghostsmask

Yeah, 'Bad Offers' to be in bad movies.

[htomsirveaux42]

so it's an Italian movie that takes place in England about an American who is an Aztec god?

[gingaguy]

@htomsirveaux42 JAJAJAJA, awesome

[Rawk4Life]

Don't forget that the co-star's character Vidigno is a Native American as well.

[yaywhewclips242]

well at least it wasn't the Fifth Element, that film needed a Book for Dummies.

[AuburnRed1]

Ahhh....Hey look, Big Ben....Ahhh!

Will there be other victims?.....Call our 900 number and vote!

Ted Cassidy in his most sensitive role yet (Vendiho does have a Lurch-osity to him)

You...you non-British guy!

[AuburnRed1]

Okay listen to this you guys, an Ancient Aztec legend tells of a god, hah hah, who descended from the stars..."

Christmas Ornaments of the Gods!

I speak to all humanity....can you hear me in the back?

The Puma Man....Does that sound right....The Puma Man...I think that's what I meant to say... The Puma Man...Now it just sounds funny.

Well someone seems to have gilded you and that's what's causing your skin provblems.

He's basically an old baby like Hitchcock or Churchill

[ChaoticYak]

"I speak to all humanity."

Can you hear me in the back?

[TheHanzoMK1]

It's kind of odd that one of the hero's (the aztec) is a serial killer.

[jeste4187]

It's S & M day....with Donald Pleasance!! Maybe Kurt Russell will save him in this movie

[AncelDeLambert]

There's a Pentium inside!

[swlabr413]

love the Spinal Tap reference.

[alexiaNBC]

The Aztecs didn't even worship pumas, they worshiped Jaguars. Pumas were only worshiped by the Incas

[Daggie1977]

@alexiaNBC That's what the guys in black PVC want you to think....

[SAGEBOT500]

@alexiaNBC And the Aztec Empire was only founded in 1325 AD, so that mask either isn't 3,000 years old or isn't Aztec. For some reason, the blatant historical inaccuracies piss me off more than the crappy script and bad actors.

[PageofLegend]

@SAGEBOT500 Yea, stuff like that gets me to, but mostly in army movies, where the get details like rank and salutes and things all wrong.

[pretorious700]

@alexiaNBC I thought they were more into Adidas

[kootiepatra]

"But this is proof of an outer-space presence in our history!"

"You said that about waffles."

[rowdymax1]

"We gotta hire a brunette"..lol

"hit me with yer best slapshot"...lol"

"It's S&M day at the Field museum"..too funny.

[greekwolf]

He's basically an old baby

[pretorious700]

I hate to go on about this, but another thing bugs me about this film-this Indian's methodology for finding the Puma man-throwing guys out of 3 story windows until he finds one who survives? wtf? Does that sound scientific, or even ethical? How long would he have gone on doing this?

[Gomess]

@pretorious700 Well, it's a very Aztec way of doing it. He could've pulled a string through his tongue. =p

[theMAG101]

@pretorious700 Actually, I think it's supposed to be Kobras' men who are throwing people out of windows at random. The Aztec guy already knew who Tony was (as he knew his dad and had that picture) and threw him out of the window as a first step to convincing TONY of who he was.

That being said, everyone involved with this movie could do with being tossed out of a window...

[pretorious700]

@theMAG101 Okay, that makes a little more sense to me....your last sentence is priceless.

[AuburnRed1]

@theMAG101

That makes sense and it does explain that line "I didn't have to kill to find you" as though he were dissassociated himself form the people who were. I can't believe I am very close to defending something in this awful film. Kill me now. :D

[Charmolution]

@theMAG101

Wait, why would they be doing that? If it's to find the Puma Man and eliminate him, why don't they just shoot those suspected of being Puma Men?

[ephemerealfox]

@pretorious700 sure it's scientific. he's testing everyone's durability. what's more sciencey than testing things?

[pretorious700]

@ephemerealfox By tossing them out of windows? Where's the control group?

[ephemerealfox]

@pretorious700 good point bro!

[pretorious700]

let's examine the logic of an alien race bestowing powers on a human (really goofy powers at that) and naming such powers after an animal that doesn't even exist on their own planet....an animal of not particularly large stature or power....and the powers are not even specific to the animal....and the name "Puma" is a word that did not exist at the time of the granting of said powers.

[raineandrews]

"There's something wrong this mirror."

"We gotta hire a brunette."

"Hit me with your best slap shot.."

"Ohh lemme try...lemme try.."

"I'm a super model of Christmas Past."

"And now a word from my sponsor."

"You-you-you Non British guy!"

[InterEDGE]

6:59: "mmmm....MMMMMM!! FRIEND!!!"

[IAmThePumaMan]

"...at least this movie will have really nice shoes."

[bozez1]

are they all trying to make weight?

[yuothineyesasian]

"She's basically an old baby"

[atomicdancer]

"No... I get this way when I sense danger..."

That had me laughing for about 5 minutes

[organs]

"Well Jane...."

"Are you getting serious?"

Nice music reference!

[tigerboy1966]

"And we'll rule fish too"

[MalenkyGoblin]

'It's a curse."

"It says the f word."

i burst out laughing at that

[DemiMeg4Life]

"She said that about waffles." XD

[cottonwhiskersuk]

OMG That blonde is hot, hot, HOT!

[disradiance]

space=puma?

[ChaoticYak]

"The Puma man."

Does that sound right?

"The Puma man."

I think that's what I mean to say.

"The Puma man."

Now it just sounds funny.

[dutchmcgee101]

This is where Cher discards her distorted ribs. LOL.

[mimefan]

So if Dr Loomis is in this movie, then DUN DUN DUN Pumadude is Michael Myers.

[Tendoking]

"The Pew-May-Man."

"Copyright 1462?"

[simon0jester]

"At least this movie will have nice shoes!"

[KidChaos5150]

Obey Dr. Loomis, The Real Dr.Loomis

[SabraMagdalena]

It's S&M day at the Field Museum! XD

[FurretSpectrum]

Why do I have the feeling that this fake 3000 year-old technology runs better than windows vista? :P

[SpiritoftheEmperor]

@FurretSpectrum because the only tech that runs worse than vista is tech that is dead. for three years. and even then, only probably.

[felineshadow0221]

@FurretSpectrum anyone is the special olympics runs better then vista :P

[TheGizmofromPizmo]

@FurretSpectrum Ha! That joke has aged well.

[TheFingerbuns]

@FurretSpectrum

Oh, joy. Another cheap dig at a perfectly fine OS.

[tonimusher]

"And we will rule FISH TO!"x

[paiholl]

can we really trust an anthropologist in spike heels, a leather suit and barettes?

[watda74]

Who cares? She's wearing SPIKE HEELS AND A LEATHER SUIT!!! Oh Mama!!! lol

-I'm confused...now I'm HAPPY!

[livinintwilightzone]

@paiholl Spike heels and a leather suit...maybe. Barettes...no.

[LightDeoxys]

"Copyright 1462"? What, what is this?

[jsalberg]

That ship sure reminds me of a giant cocoon a la The Monarch from The Venture Bros.

[yaywhewclips242]

@jsalberg VENTURE Bros. kicks ass!!

[Picassia]

We're downsizing, Steve

roflmao.

[raith0818]

"She said that about waffles."

LMAO!

[NorwichTeenwolf]

6:16 - hey, back off, Mike! Donald is right, it's pronounced PEW-ma, not POO-ma.

[RoyStorey]

An egg!

[TsarIvanIV]

It's S&M day at the Field Museum!

[dma69nyc]

I'm surprised that Mike and the 'bots didn't make any references to the movie Halloween.

[Gomess]

I'd just like you guys to know us Brits don't actually spell "American" with a small "a" out of spite.

That newspaper needs a proofreader...

[Samurairob]

kiss american ass much limey?

[Gomess]

Can't say I do.

[trapadoored]

do Brits drink coffee? or is it striclty tea?

[Gomess]

I don't touch either. My family prefers coffee, my girlfriend's a tea man.

Go figure!

[ShyriaDracnoir]

Tradition/stereotypes aside, it's all based on individual preference, like most things in the world

[ElveeKaye]

.34 I guess the Emperor's budget was really small when he made that prototype Death Star.

[disgaeachic]

@ElveeKaye I dunno, none of those other death stars had rotating parts. That must have cost a bit...

[htomsirveaux42]

If you don't learn Roman numerals you'll never know the years certain motion pictures were copy-righted.

[LightDeoxys]

I'm confused...now I'm happy, hehe!

[alaskaTrobot]

although i love Trace, i think Bill is a lot funnier, just my opinion

[NickCaligo42]

I've actually grown to much prefer Bill Corbett's Crow myself--he's so much more indignant and angry in ADDITION to being the nerd he's always been. But Pearl, Observer, and Bobo have nothing--NOTHING--on Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank. If I could've had both of them and Bill as Crow, I could die a happy man. Of laughter. ^_^

[weewees1]

I am PUMAMAN!!!

[tiffanycs998]

i'm confused...now i'm happy! hahaha

[watda74]

4:11 Pleasence had that 'why did I accept this role' look on his face. lol

[colacp]

Hey isn't that the same villain from The Beatles "Help!"

[moodysoup]

@colacp Hey, I believe you're right! Well spotted! Isn't he also a villain for another movie MST3K riffed? I can't think its name though...

[Damaris1034]

@colacp No. The villain from "Help" is Leo McKern. But they do look somewhat similar. :)

[Coldsnapz]

Why in the world were the scientists wearing all black leather uniforms?

If it was to ever subtly yell THESE ARE THE BAD GUYS!!!, Donald Pleasence is always evil, no more indication needed.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

@Coldsnapz

Except for HalloweeN...

[jeannec1]

So what exactly does Stone Henge have to do with the Aztecs?

[darthwish1138]

oh you know. Stonehenge is just south of mexico......right? :P

[edsch21988]

lol "The Pumaman, the pumaman, the pumaman." "now it just sounds funny"

[lcslndmt]

6:28 - LOL

[Jagerstein89]

s&m day at the field musem

[bLuDcLoT06]

WTF thats the Dr. Loomis from the Halloween saga!!

i thought his face got burned up

lol

[pretorious700]

the blond is kinda hot in a vapid brainless way.....

sorry, redundant

[ShadesofScorpius]

Man.. I've watched this one SO many times! It's the classic of classics ^.^ Love MST3K! Woot!