The Zybourne Clock - Game Trailer

[TheZiggirawk]

Estonian coders

[proberush]

Yes.

[shallowmerger]

doubleyou-tee-eff is this shit?

[sonnytiger]

looloolooloolooloolooloolool

[Applemask]

he had a family

[Trogdorbad]

For those wondering, the music is from Infinity Mijinion's stage in Mega Man X6 /watch?v=F9BIIF2CxIU

[Trogdorbad]

Is...is the trailer music from Rockman Battle & Chase? It sounds like it belongs there.

[Trogdorbad]

@Trogdorbad

Or maybe I'm thinking of one of the RPG Mega Man X games.

[gibsonthekiller]

@capitalistpigdogus its from megamanX 6 i think.

[sheno97]

@gtabro1337 they cant because there's a wild wasteland where he's dead.....

[capitalistpigdogus]

What the hell is this audio from? I want to say a MOD file, a MOD file from the future. I want to habeeb.

[SoulKiller15]

Imagine four prostitutes on the edge of a cliff, one prostitute gets pushed off and I'm still watching this shitty video. The rest of my life works the same way.

[gtabro1337]

this should be New Vegas' next DLC =D

[111111shredder]

@gtabro1337 No. Just... No.

[buttgolem]

goons

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

1:49 is my reaction to this video.

[b1oshock3d]

Wow, I didn't know Johnny played Jazz Flute.

[Z2k11]

Imagine four nukes heading for the Mojave desert. Two are deactivated mid-flight. One is shot down by lasers. The last one is undetected, and kills Johnny, and so on. Fallout works the same way.

[sgzfx]

Mul hakkab halb juba seda vaadates.

You should be ashamed.

[N7Peeples]

Johnny died in New Vegas....

[yushis1]

lol

[boitahaki]

I dont care, this song rocks.. anyone knows the name? looks like a song from the megaman series

[johnsanimals]

Sam, please.

[DatedFuture]

Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards... Time works the same way!

[Linklic]

@DatedFuture Oh my God is it FRIDAY? FUN!

[DatedFuture]

Interesting how many people don't realize this is a parody...

[paulunga]

@DatedFuture Poe's Law, man. This is so close to the real thing, who knows if it's real or not.

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

I think the Nostalgia Critic said it best, "Wow. Terrible."

[PurpleStorm8]

Who'd a thunk it that a embarrisingly failed RPG game would become famous from a successful RPG game?

I guess this is now gonna become a meme or part of pop culture now.

[EpicLemon1]

wow this game looks soooooooo ogay

[SelfHatingWhite]

@EpicLemon1

i don't think you "get" it broseph

[VagrantNoName]

Man, even I could make a better game than this piece of crap. Now I see why SA bashed on this game.

[Sparrow9873]

@SherwoodDungeon789 me tooo

[Sparrow9873]

@SherwoodDungeon789 me two

[yetonGhul]

this is a joke,right ?

[gangsta10able]

Gay game and gay title but I finally understand tht jonny in fallout

[skeetskeetskeet420]

fucking dumb....

[Urmean15]

JOHNNY

[progamer63]

a toy for adults? i think hes reffering to the sex shop downtown

[ShadowPa1adin]

@progamer63

"This, darling, is The Zybourne Dildo."

[Killeverysingleone]

I'm gonna do this video cyber hard

[binderfind]

@LoveAndHotsauce The lead designer is a Something Awful member. This is just kinda what we do when we become game developers.

[LolCaffeine]

Um... Wut

[baritowned]

@LoveAndHotsauce Me too! I blasted him with the fat man! XD

[deanbrowny]

@baritowned thats cool because the guys already dead

[QXZ]

Imagine four comments on the edge of a cliff. One comment gets voted up; the formerly-first-place comment drops to take the place of the second-rated comment, and so on. Youtube works the same way.

[PinkLeox]

@QXZ

Imagine four comments on the end of a page. Say you take an exact copy of the fourth comment and post it where the first comment is. The formerly first comment takes the place of the second, the second to the third, the third to the fourth, and the fourth comment falls of the page. Youtube works the sa- what...?

[DylanMachinima]

Bethesda gets around, because in new Vegas, with wild wasteland perk, Johnny, with his five aces, and four balls, appear sitting on a cliff dead

[VarDolzeberg]

The Doug Beach version is vastly superior to the SA version.

[uraniun235]

Imagine four balls on a cliff. Say one of the balls touches the others. Both men are now gay.

[Penguinslayer9]

What the fuck was that

[Zalman1337]

@LoveAndHotsauce I just threw him off the cliff.

[TheCereal]

@Zalman1337 hey, im not the only one that carelessly tossed his body off the cliff :D

[TheGoodDrWeeks]

@LoveAndHotsauce gotta love wild wasteland

[luftwaffe789456123]

@TheGoodDrWeeks at first i thought the four balls where reference to Dragon Ball(Fallout New Vegas) lol,and after searching the net i have found this.

[HelloIdiotsWhatsUp]

We call him "Five Aces." It's because he is so mentally defunct that he is incapable of counting.

[Intoxiqated]

Imagine five aces on the edge of a Johnny.

[Polnadian]

@LoveAndHotsauce Yup, Easter Egg.

[Parkerkun]

Oh god

[wildzeromadness]

A toy for adults, eh?

[TheeMysteryHour]

Was this always a joke on SA or did someone actually write all the pieces of the script that have been circulating with the intention they be taken seriously? Either way it's hilarious, and headed down a shameful path, but inquiring minds want to know.

[LTBL88]

@TheeMysteryHour it was serious, no joke

[Applemask]

I still think "The Zybourne Clock" is a good title. Good to say out loud.

[xxxboots9]

johny ftw, sholtz ftw, zyborne clock F.t.w.

[fartamplifer]

'smatter

[circuscircus]

Is Johnny FiveAces grown up Doug Funny?

[Tony2826]

I would play the shit out of a completed Zybourne Clock video game.

[supaflyjohnson]

hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahah­a

[kruglin]

@supaflyjohnson

I know it's like someone took a horribly made 1982 game that was rejected and released it 28 years later, when we have really good graphic games and we don't need this shit taking up space on the internet. LOL. Nothing is infinite afterall and to say the internet is..is to undo the very essence of science.

[Androu1]

@kruglin Fuck science, mang!

[syafiqjabar]

Johnny looks like a Doug character.

Also, the main character of Deus Ex: Human Revolution has his design totally cribbed from Johnny.

[orangejuice5000]

time works the same way

[studiosirius]

The Ancients called it The Omega Parchment.

[Kezza237]

4 balls, edge of cliff?

what is this i dont even

[rinkuhero]

could this be the next barkley: shut up and jam: gaiden?

[Aethonic]

@rinkuhero Barkley Gaiden is a Zybourne Clock ripoff.

[VarDolzeberg]

@Aethonic If you look at the GZ Storm webpage, you'll see they also made Barkley Gaiden. Sadly, they removed the Zyborne page.

[CaptainCaballero]

You always had a pension for the dramatic.

[VarDolzeberg]

I still believe in The Zybourne Identity. May it come to pass someday.

[haloginger]

a toy for adults

[tooleh]

What is the music? The music is awesome.

[roflcopter2225]

RAGE WHISTLER

[JohnnyFiveAces]

Imagine four balls on a cliff.

[MaverickLoneshark]

"The years spent in that facility brought a mirad of human emotion and drama. Our party (through child birth and necessity) went from five people to twenty.

"

[agenthundley]

NOTHING IS REAL

[SubtleDerision]

Problem with this... thing... is that I can't tell anymore what's real and what's a joke.

[Danube03]

is this real?

[Letsplaytopicssuck]

I've been playing the beta for about a month, game fucking owns, hoping they don't nerf Johnny in the final build.

[katiekawaii]

Perfection. All those other game developers can go home now. We have The Zybourne Clock.

[nopushbutton]

All other game developers in ALL TIMELINES :O

[telswood]

scams

[nopushbutton]

By God, I wish that this was real :(

[TwoUpWeb]

Looks like it's a potato.

[OmegaNexus1]

>Chrono Trigger

[KellstErik]

Also at 2:00, what do you not decipher about a fucking flowchart?

[FightinSwedeFR]

woah okay man you sound kind of insane

[KellstErik]

How did he not notice Johny Five Aces when he's clearly the only other person in the building?

[CommonChild]

Fukcing masterpiece 10/10 flawless

[supaflyjohnson]

gamedev goons are failures even in their own little world hahaha what the fuck

[RoyStorey]

sam, please. he had a family.

[nowais]

time works the same way

[hurfery]

Imagine, if you will; four balls - on a cliff...

[TheFarSide]

ownsssssssss

[cookedbread]

Lmao this is awesome

[insaneafroguy]

great concept for a game, but it seems you may have your head up your ass X_X

The characters are poorly drawn (unless there suppose to look like that) Johnny couldn't be more unoriginal, and what the hell are death rays and force fields doing in a steam punk game?

[thewisefool]

I'm fairly sure it's a spoof. It's knowingly cliched + check his video description.

[MattsWii]

Johnathan Five Aces is the best and most original character to be created in all fiction.

You shut your whore mouth.

[insaneafroguy]

Jonathan Five Aces is the MOST generic bad ass I had ever seen! the sunglasses, the quick answers, and the do or die attitude. So please, give your reasoning as to why Johnny is so hot.

[LawtonsChair]

Johnny says you are wrong.

[insaneafroguy]

No he didn't.

[blootssss]

holy shit this is terrible

[g00dsir555]

u mad

[RealTalkification]

How embarrassing.

It figures a forum filled with faggot virgin aspies could think up something so retarded

[fozzster22]

this is the best youtube video i have ever seen

[RealTalkification]

its stupid

[RazorShultzor]

"change the face of video game entertainment" LOL

[rancidmilk2go]

fag goon stuff

[RealTalkification]

lol yup

[GloryGraydon]

fuck this is too deep for me

[MechagirlSachiko]

The Zybourne Clock exists, unbelievers.

Soon, it will come to our timeline. And then... All hell will set loose.

You'll see it. Those who thought it would never come will soon be silenced.

[SpaceCheese69]

check that nigga in the chair, crotch enlarged for ultimate experience!

[Desullen]

This is the best thing

[hightax]

stupid goon nigger shit

[hebesphenomegacorona]

infinity minijion had a cool song but his level sucked also LIKE THIS GAME

[MaverickLoneshark]

I can't die in peace until I see this thing completed.

[llillillillillllill]

the golden egg

[dorik0]

lol @ Doug Funnie with sunglasses

[Glopdemon]

Even the dog (Dirk had also saw a dog while he was observing) the dog possibly might be no dog at all, but a dog with a communicator emplanted in its canine brain, each wag of its tail against the cobbles transmitting datum to its fell masters

[Applemask]

Needs more goonphrases in the background

Metis did it man

[EvilMoG68]

How many balls have fallen off of that cliff?

Or I suppose the better question is, how many balls will?

[PASKA7000]

Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff

[hurkalufugus]

lol

[markinnotmark]

there is a penis on the clock. why?

[andwerver]

What a pile of shit

[Pheeze]

Zaibōn Kurokku~

What is the music in this from?

[RinpooKatt]

Haha.

It's from Mega Man X6. It's the theme of a boss, "Infinity" something. The version featured in this GORGEOUS video is sped up from the original, I believe.

[PsychoJosh]

It's the theme for Infinity Mijinion's stage.

[scarsdalevibe]

just what the hell are we looking at?

[BrentonSucks]

This is a device.

[georgezimmer]

Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the ball nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of balls and takes the place of the first ball. The formerly first ball becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.

[georgezimmer]

Time works the same way.

[fhistleb]

@georgezimmer My head just exploded.

[streeterville773]

MMX6 soundtrack kiss ass

[streeterville773]

hahahahah i meant kicks ass

[Comprised]

Doug Beach is a Douchebag.

[manboobmanifesto]

a shameful path led her there...........

[SAOldbill]

he boner work the same way.....

[IGOTDOWNS]

This darling is the zybourne clock...

[Moseticle]

Time works the same way...

[ArbiterOfFunk]

Seriously, what timeline do I have to go to where this game doesn't exist?

[ratmankey]

it doesn't exist and probably never will exist

just revel in the glorious concept work

[hightax]

gloruis?this shit is as gay and goony as it gets

[JikcepIV]

This is a joke, right? I'd be sad if it was real.

[GLYPHKING]

that is some sick midi shredding

[lemonshank]

sholtz looks cool in a retarded kinda way, what happened to all the other art

[Chef033]

Even now his nano enhanced hearing could almost hear her vagina lips quivering with moisture and also pleasure, like a slice of synth-ham being tongued by one of Malaprop's slamhounds. When he got back to City5, he was going to do some sex, no doubt about that.

[ither]

this, darling, is the zybourne cock

[manboobmanifesto]

synth-ham

[harrath]

which megaman X is the music from?

[manboobmanifesto]

x6 n00blet

[manboobmanifesto]

For Dirk McLauren, Wedesnday January 19 2381 has begun very poorly.

[OniMorter]

Cherry Venus

[SAButterbrot]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[georgezimmer]

you guys just opend a wound the has been trying to heal.... thanks alot you assholes.... i wish you'd all just die you motherfuckers..... *talking to self while sobbing* i can't believe these ppl.... no common sense at all... it makes me sick to my stomach... plus all the other video you guys "claim" to have put on here.... i can say that just abpout 1/4 of the youtube video put on here are from the ones who actually put i on here.... the others are just copy and paste... YOU ALL SUCK ASS

[screwoffreg]

I wish she'd go for an average joe like me. She is so beautiful.