LadyJava Music Video for JavaZone

[rgh1986aka199]

now I feel like listening to lady gaga

[rgh1986aka199]

now I feel like listening to lady gaga

[Pacmanism]

Hysterisk :D

[JohnPortfolio2010]

Rather use jython.



[thomasfauskanger]

Genialt <3

[sugatiger]

Hahaha eid :D

[littleli69]

Jenny is damn hot!

[arildsben]

jeg liker'n jeg.. Genialt.

[dynetrax]

Great produciton, too bad java is dead.

[mallorick79]

@dynetrax whatchoo talkin 'bout Willis?

[SieraLovesMcFly]

haha xD funny

[ericksoa07]

Why is this kind of crap allowed, but a pr0n star slide in one speakers slide deck creates a lashback from everyone about Ruby on Rails being a misogynist community?

[Harrysuke]

being a geek is cool after all xD

[filmLars]

lettkledd? hun har jo på seg mer enn julenissen? og så skal hun være lady gaga, blir ikke helt bra. utrulig dårlig skrevet også, ingen rim eller catchy fraser. wannabe

[delafer2000]

I hate Oracle... but I like java and I like this funny video :)

Some people prefer other languages ... and that's okay if you're retarded I guess. They kang at home with all their .NET mates, and jerk up to a picture of William Henry Gates. :)

[longbranched]

Hmmm... Huff.

[Ullern90]

Huff! dette var bare voldtekt. jeg elsker parodier, men dette er en av de dårligste jeg har sett. Lurte på hvem som skrev denne sangen og syntes den var i det minste morsom

[theKaarvaag1]

Dette va jo mildt sagt jævlig

[CoustumHussar]

Thats Good :)

[kinkysatan]

sykt kleint

[expectadordevideos]

I think they see Java as Religion and not what it really is: just another tool.

[lordcaos777]

Mas geek y me muero jajajaja...

[tealalte]

@athr0x

The Java nerds who made this video obviously didn't like the comments they got, so they unlisted this entry and re relisted the video with you tube ID "1JZnj4eNHXE", which you can enter in the search box to locate the video.

Talk about big loooooosers. But confirms my impression of Java obsessed nerds, denying all other programming languages.

[athr0x]

Hvorfor står videoen som "ikke oppført" ?

[tealalte]

Pathetic to see allegedly high ranking and top notch Java programmers think of a programming language as an object of sexual desire.

What tragic lives they must have!

I pity them.

[Marcuserkul]

1:35 haha! :P

[Marcuserkul]

1:35 Haha :P!!

[Kleenex2k8]

crap

[nastynor]

System.out.println("Java is dead");

[vesleengen]

I hate Java! There I said it! It is over complicated, to heavy for any graphical applications and suck at GUI. And on top of that it is a huge safety issue.

[esbekken]

Gotta love Jenny Skavland

[NorwegianAngel]

Hahahahaaa!!! In your face Lady Gaga. ^ ^,

[internetrage]

Awful.

[LOTRsuck]

Does anyone else think this sucks, like a lot?

[MrNarayanGopal]

one of the awesome...video i've ever seen..

Gaga as Lady Java..hehe..

I liked this friday funny

[MortifExtol]

Que ficti! JAVA RULEZ!

[nymfo12]

Jått men jenny er digg

[MrWolfspaw]

Program in Java if you want to be sued =)

[Arnefjeld1]

Jenny er heit!!!!

[Arnefjeld1]

Jenny er heit!!!

[drogin88]

Why use Java when you can use C?

[y0utub3useer]

det eneste jeg liker med denne videoen er DANBY CHOI! <3

[falser]

Program like it's 1996!! And get sued while you do it!!

Java is dead.

[SeregonTheHuntsman]

@falser And instead you would use...?

[nashebebak2]

@falser  i totaly agree with you.

if ms makes .net free all other language wll be dead also.

i programmed with java php c# but there is nothing as easy and celan as .net .

programing with java is like you invent the weel again:D:D:DD::D

[SeregonTheHuntsman]

Eneste sak som irriterer meg er at hu krasjer med han som går foran litt etter 1:49

[elrohir89]

Love it!

[azakusilov]

"I wanna program like they do at Oracle"

in context of latest news ( oracle vs Google/android) - EPIC FAIL!

HA HA

[tealalte]

"Some people prefer other languages ... and that's okay if you're retarded I guess. They kang at home with all their .NET mates, and jerk up to a picture of William Henry Gates." kang = steal program code

JAVA is really old and retarded.

[dagvl]

@tealalte It's also kinda funny considering that the JVM is hosting quite a few other languages than java nowadays. Are scala users retarded also? :O

[dartsma464]

What computers are they using? I think the first MAC or is it Lisa? I am not sure about the other model I spotted.

Retronerds rule! :)

[dartsma464]

Håpløse VG:

"Sangen er en parodi på Lady Gagas låt Poker Face, og ble filmet i et studio i Bærum.

I musikkvideoen, som du ser nedenfor, går hun rundt og pisker programmeringsnerdene som jobber for harde livet for den sexy sjefen sin."

"og har også kraftige innspill av både sex og programmering."

and who cares about JavaZone / Microserfs or whatever

[ComoNor]

i thought parodys where supposed to be fun.

[robotsongs]

Funny how ratings are disabled for this video-- the video talks about Java free being open, yet Oracle doesn't exactly want us to freely voice our opinion on it. Cowards.

Parody's rarely do well.

This video is no exception.

[okkimakki]

Damn, denne var bra! :-D Me like

[fullbartender]

Ikke verdens beste "keying", men sabla underholdende markedsføring!

[BattleSmurf88]

Sangen var mye bedre enn orginalen :P damen også ;)

[kyrre]

har du issues med jennys fremtoning generelt sett, push: *vote up* på denne kommentaren. evt. "stem opp".

[SeregonTheHuntsman]

while (videoAwesomeness > 9000) {

replay(video); }

[Scronix]

@SeregonTheHuntsman lol

[Cashmirr]

hvem er jenny savlan?klikket meg inn her fra dagbladet!!!!!!?????????

[Sebastian9098]

@Cashmirr Troll man

[falco2012]

1000 kroner sier jenny skavlan ikke vet hva som skjedde når skjermen ble blå

(BSOD)

[Scronix]

System.out.println("Fail");

[Voidrace]

Pffft, venetian princess er mye flinkere :P

[cash1981]

Haha "jerk of to a picture of bill gates"

[Ivanmw88]

Jenny skavland ass.. For de som har lest Mengele Zoo; Blåserør..

[moner65]

@Ivanmw88 Blåserør? xD

[Sihaama]

latterlig sier jg bare az

[johannesguitarist]

Haha, kul sang :D

Sjekk ut videoene mine på min kanal :)

[h0s7ile]

Seriously, she just did cut it :)

Skavlen er suveren i java og det meste annet :D

[prompelpilten]

Ja Ja Java Zone La La Java Java o La La

[LassesKongoleser]

Så jævli flaut.

[xxxKinderSurprisexxx]

funny video! that javagirl is hot!

[SICposse]

Well... ok video. But Jenny Skavlan just doesn't cut it. Serious, she's as gracious as a lumberjacker. Ok looking girl by all means but she's not at all great on the screen. And people act like she's the only beautiful woman in Norway.

The song... crap! It's a total rape of the original...

[kcappa]

@SICposse Well I think the text its pretty good and funny LOL

[kingofmonra]

@SICposse The Original is a rape of someones ears, so it did it justice. And Jenny Skavlan is hot, just not as hot as Tone Damli.

[SICposse]

@kingofmonra Well put;) Jenny is better looking when she's not trying to be so sexy. She's one of those who look better when acting natural.

[Yodzilla]

fuck oracle forever

[CoffinKriz]

floppy disks outfit?

More fappy disk!

[pettrpettr]

SJUUUKT FETT!!!!! YEAH

[Jazzmaster71]

MTV AWARD!!!! Genious!

[farfarss]

Dette er det morsomste jeg har sett.

[Wilh87]

document.write("Hahah lættis!");

[blendalf]

@Wilh87 lol, det er javascript!

[Wilh87]

@blendalf fortsatt java xD

[blendalf]

@Wilh87 Nei, det er to forskjellige språk.

[JogoM84]

Crap.

[bajsepolade]

Jeg har alltid visst at Jenny Skavlan er HAWT! Men dette var sannelig no nytt :P

[Armehd]

I love you Jenny Skavlan! Merry me v1.0

[SICposse]

@Armehd Merry? "Marry me" maybe?

[Plastsokker]

haha :D

[casperbang]

Oracle just demonstrated that Java is no more open than .NET. But cute video.

[Wortkotze]

haha :D

[DenisShepelin]

Need Lady Scala. For real

[olehvasyliv]

very cool! :)

[gloom303]

People still use Java? Wow.

[civili666]

@gloom303

faggot. java is all around rofl. noob

[PilotCube]

@gloom303 What do you mean? ...

[fatjuan]

@gloom303 yeah, and C too, and the majority of your applications are java or C based so i don't understand why you are so surprised

[morten242]

@gloom303 You saying you don't ? WOW! it's in everything...

[djlethal21]

@gloom303

yes, just in computers, cell phones and internet

[RichieStinker]

Perfect :D

[wpftutorial]

"I wanna program like they do at Oracle". Better not, you'll get sued.

[cea1987]

@virgilsupreme Sounds like you're gay... Jenny Skavland is nice:) Java is pretty good too :P

[timothyperrett]

Whoever is doing the marketing at JavaZone deserves a medal, this is genius!!

[jonberentsen1982]

Love it !

[kaare0nilsen]

Priceless :)