Kitchen diaries

[coldfives5]

383 people broke there tv because they thought there was whit noise inside

[brock0147]

awesome!



[Laureniva12]

This is possible the most awesome thing i've seen on youtube.

[edstercw]

so good. his whole Fringe show is on here

[bboyhope545]

and no one ever won 25,000 pounds....ever.

[Bi0shr00m]

if i could cook something for 3 years at 700 degrees farnheit (or however ya spell it) and come out with that and open it up to listen to it whenever i wanted, that would be completly worth the wait!

[ZeHoSmusician]

@Bi0shr00m > Fahrenheit

[Grantmix3]

Sg]



[ScratchAholicDj]

what a top video on soo many levels thanx for uploading.

[MrJakjackson96]

hi id like to ask i cant find the white noise at sainburys, they must be all sold out, i dunno where you can get it from the tv, apart from that ive got all the ingredients but NOT FISH !

[MultiNedia]

i typed the word kitchen into youtube, and now my life is complete

[dunk1978banker]

Amazing!  how the...

[MegLuvzLife]

I would def eat BeardyMan's "cake"...yes I just said it ;)

[emilyhall99]

wow !!!!!! xxx

[Zaboomers]

You let a woman i n the kitchen you get cake, but if you let a man dressed as a woman in the kitchen, you get MIND FUCKED!

[moviemagic233]

marylin mon.....woah it's a guy?

[Silvademon69]

How can anybody dislike this... Very funny.... Note that some people like to use tinned fish at this point.................... DONT do it lol

[nitrousboy0311]

Where the fuck are my sandwhiches?!?!

[PMThijssen]

the cake is a lie!

Funny dude

[hogdriver32]

hèr's one i made ørlier

[MyChannelYouDickhead]

"Who'd have thought, aye?", haha. I don't know why I giggled at that so much. It's the kind of comment I'd say to someone to be sarcastic. Beardyman is amazing <3

[thickfreak11]

When I baked this, I ended up getting a 12 inch woofer. What the hell kind of recipe is this??

[Raffaitin]

2:51 What the hell!

[H3IL78]

lol hahaha nice mun .

[MultiADawg]

Thumbs up if Minty brought you here. :P

[xxhenrike]

Wow, awesome!

[tankydhg]

Zainy

[spannerheadz]

People with this much talent are just weird.

[snorky1996]

380 people put fish in their recipe.

[snorky1996]

Sainsbury's finest white noise. I like it.

[tonyt0ny]

WHAT THE FUKKKKKKKKK??????? Pretty awesome

[SkilletBiscuitKrew]

It's funny yo, but I finish the recipe! check out my chickn ala beatbox!

[spade0506]

dope :)))

[oakdso]

great!!

[rdsscottsyb]

i got strange looks when i asked for household white noise while shopping in sainsburys =(

[MSandman4Life]

Beardyman fucking OWNS :D

[squall7722]

What a beautiful lady.

[officialperson]

Fucking incredible.

You sound like John Pertwee

[Knarta]

FunnyJunk brought me here

[megamaxmax4]

Inb4 FunnyJunk

[littleboy707]

mind = blown

[MyMedicinalReality]

Fucking impressive AND hilarious. Your voice is that of a bronze deity. Keep it up.

[Jabolihnio]

zajebiste

[thedrifter29]

2:10 - 2:13 DUDE I THOUGHT MY GRANDMA WAS FARTING ON THE COUCH !

[bluepalmsmusic]

Toooooo good!

[nikyhammett]

1:51 1:52.... ??? xD

[B1GD4FT4NDY]

@Carlen313 by the age of I dont thin he lives wi his mum?

[ziprixXx]

BEARDYMAN!! :DD

[Carlen313]

mums gonna go f**king mad after shes seen da state of da kitchen! 

[DaMaster1983]

Genius!!!!

[MrUnpresidented]

amazing

[samiscool1995]

amazing



[Bbill9908]

I got mine from Sansburies...

[skar02]

I just lost the game.

[JONmanIStheBEST]

beardymannnnnn

[GodsGarden100]

i loive it i wish he made more vidios

[krkr112233]

You're awesome

[TheDircadirca]

That's Beardyman yes?

[ShaunConk]

@TheDircadirca yep

[HIM666dark6light]

Thumbs up if you searched kitchen and are looking for sexist jokes lol

[tienbeatbox]

cool



[melted09]

Yucks. Saliva cake. anyone??

[RhaegarTargaryen1884]

great metaphor

[TomMaddocks]

@GamingMesh When he lifts the lid, and then closes it again makes it magical.

[petrovicmiodrag011]

KOOL

[parsleysprigs]

THE ELECTRO FUNK DADDY SUPERSTAR BREAK

[GamingMesh]

When he lifts the lid it's just magical <3

[PostItNoteNinja]

It's like he watched that one scene from men in black 2 when he was little and said," That's what I'm going to do when I grow up."

[mygames222]

Thats nice and all but wheres my fucking cake

[UniversalMusician1]

@mygames222 The cake is a lie.

[dudeisbored]

@mygames222 it will be done in 3 years didnt you hear him haha XD

[SeriouslyJoe98]

@mygames222 The cake is a lie.

[taisakukaizoku]

@mygames222 The cake is a lie.

[INFBioNinja]

@mygames222 its not a cake its a FUNK DADDY SUPER STAR :D

[blacknighted]

sounds likehe does the voice for pendulum

[joshcoler]

what happens if my white noise doesn't have any rhythm?

[Luke874]

turn youtube transcibe on for luls

[sk8boarder235]

i like how he falls down after lol and when he pulls out a big ass pot

[parsleysprigs]

@sk8boarder235 Thats what I was wondering, why the fuck does the pot get bigger after cooking it. And seriously he made that one three years ago.

[sk8boarder235]

@parsleysprigs lmao yeah it looks like he is having trouble picking the pot up to ahah just way to heavy

[Gaabiiito]

I´m not gay, but he has a sexy voice ....

[Luke874]

I got my white noise from Asda

[theanaconda666]

This guy came to my school and taught me how to beatbox :')

[scareneb]

This guy played at my Freshers Ball Friday night.. He was siiiiccckkk !!

[987DefJam]

wow super cool !

[DoItForTheLOLs96]

Amazing!

[SpikerVern]

You rock dude Awesome

[deathjudge2006]

Saw this in video productions last week. Loved this.

[Stonehawk]

NEVER GET SICK OF THIS! Oh god it still makes me laugh my ass off after YEARS XD

[def19997]

this is nice music

[Stonehawk]

this is so excellent...

[KleenezeDon]

Brilliant every time. Is there any end to this sonic genius? Hey Beardy, be our guest at my twin sons 22nd b'day

[GfreshakaGeaf]

LEGEND!!! that is all

[TheIgnatize]

He is The Man

[davie732]

Looks like 374 people put fish in to the recipe

[NinjaJ10]

How the fuck did I get here?

[donpinpanPUNKETA]

absolutely incredible! .. left me speechless

[TheSkrillexbass]

Beardyman is cooking another one, sorry it took long guys...

[Richi3c]

374 people don't have an oven



[SuperGoldenamber]

My music teacher showed me this :D

[ComeOnCoulsdon]

Unbeleavable

[infinitystudios99]

i dont think i just KNOW i can do better :D ;) naah im just Twelve!!! :D

[IvanVallebona]

Thumbs up if you were boring and you just searched "kitchen"

[kizz333]

@IvanVallebona no, guess that's just you, you boring t**t! ;)

[IvanVallebona]

@kizz333 if you dont like my commentary, go away...

[jeg3009]

I tried using this recipe for myself..

But I ended up with roast pork dinner...

[jwaacks]

OH MY GOD. I remember watching tihs like ages ago... I didn't remember this video ever existed, until a second ago it popped into my mind, SO WEIRD.

[14Videogamer]

327 people put fish in the break.

[Nebin20]

guys, if you want a laugh, click the cc button, for captions, and read what it thinks he's saying.

[robster20009000]

@Nebin20 "no break would be complete without additional suffer" LOL

[divaemotza]

372 people suuck aa biig faatt ddiikk aatt beatboxing haha!

[musicinatin]

instead of fish, he needed to say CHEESE would of worked a hell of a lot better, good cooked beat however :)

[MatchesBowie]

@musicinatin No. You are not funnier than Beardyman.

[musicinatin]

@MatchesBowie ya weirdo

[MatchesBowie]

@musicinatin I'm a weirdo for seeing your comment and thinking "OMG!!!!111 CHEESE IZ SOOO RANDOM! LOL"

[musicinatin]

@MatchesBowie your dumb then for not knowing what cheese is in music, i thought it would work better than fish. that is all

[MatchesBowie]

@musicinatin You're dumb for thinking that just because your joke is shit, it means someone "doesn't get it".

Also, I'm not going to be a grammar Nazi, but if you want to call someone stupid, best not write like you failed English.

[Ayanami1000]

How the hell did he close the "oven" while still holfing the tin? O.o

[ghosthunter2006]

@Ayanami1000 magical isnt it?

[eatmyshitpl0x]

holy shit. Nostalgia. I remember watching this weekly ages agoo...

[InappropriateSurname]

So many brilliant quotes - not enough comment box space.

[DrVilssu]

YAY itll be ready in 3 years

[Bescumberer]

saw him at v fest yesterday - legend

[mikecrazy12345]

Well, at least shes in the kitchen

[1isbeast]

@mikecrazy12345 thats a dude with a wig..

[munfz1]

Thumbs up if you were searching for a Kitchen video with a girl in it so you could make a kitchen joke comment!

[XxMichou10xX]

verry cool beat box not si mal vidéo

[kalishnikov21]

there really needs to be an actual song of this

[neverspade]

Best beatboxing video ever xD

[RAYHAN101417]

@neverspade agree



[xxjustinbieberfanxx3]

lol

[blade19961]

3 years have past, where is my beat?!

[alexkevans]

@blade19961 you didn't put fish in it did you??

[blade19961]

@alexkevans crap....

[alexkevans]

@blade19961 haha :P

[squireschown666]

@blade19961 I'd possibly try leaving it in the oven for another year maybe at just 450??

[kduzza]

Thumbs up if you love BEardyman and Dub fx ;)

[adrian8782]

who els watched this in 2008?

[UNIBROWC00L]

SOMEONE SEND THIS TO RWJ

[benjancewicz]

That is QUALITY.

[blade19961]

those 3 years really got that thing make it taste good

[hannahkoala]

Fish: DON'T DO IT

[Lundgren92a]

Hahah AWESOMENESS!!

[TheTashaBaxter]

I love this man. And so do my kids!

[obliviousfafnir01]

Well, Knowing me, Yes I do think i can do better...of course i thought i could slam a revolving door as well.

[14thcch]

All of a sudden I love cooking.



[liverpool4life1996]

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE HARDSTYLE REMIX OF THIS !!

[troubble12]

at this point i would of added the 2 teaspoons of hash oil ;)

[troubble12]

best sounding cake iv ever heard

[heionaurora]

holy.crap. amazing

[ArmadilloDealer]

Old school Beardyman for the win.

[oliverwhisp]

I saw him live at glastonbury on friday...... Fucking epic

[playerhatervideo96]

well sir BEARDYMAN three years has passed witch means.... TIME FOR THE BRIG!!!

[properdumb]

I know, what type of low-life talks like that??? What an idiot!!

[properdumb]

@RgNvLemon. No, it's not txt speak, it's a poorly educated child, who thinks talking like you do is what grown ups do!!!

Face it, you can't spell, and you take your frustration out on others which makes you sound really low class. Bet your mums really proud.

[corsabilbo]

Y speak to each othrr like this. Just comment on video

[corsabilbo]

Cool

[MrTenderGirl]

this is looping.... he mix it all together.

[eskimobbx]

@MrTenderGirl

lul, not this time sir

[YoutanPoluo]

I FACKING LOVE BEARDYMAN!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!!!!!

[boachieee]

370 people don't like beardy woman

[iMrMiiTcHXx]

did this man eat a ipod ?

[properdumb]

@RgNvLemon. When you dis someone, if you get all the spellings wrong, then you look like a TWAT!.

You TWAT.

[RgNvLemon]

@properdumb its called text speech you fuckin stupid pile of shit, and the only twat i know is your fat lezzy fuckin mum and she is a slut and likes small black cock which she takes ever day and you are a neglected porn chiled

you fuckin donkey fart suckin nigga fucker go eat a sloppy turd fuckin sad cunt your dead nan was also a whore she loved to fuck you slapper of a mother

[RgNvLemon]

@properdumb why dont you come up with something smart you fickin cock sucker

[RgNvLemon]

your a funny bastard arnt you, you beatboxing is about as good as my dogs asswhole you ugly prick.. i shaged you 89 year old mother

[poniesinashed]

@RgNvLemon Shagging someone's 89-year-old mother is nothing to be proud of.