LET ME IN BARNEY

[Whirlwind990]

I wasnt expecting that

[dronespace]

lololol

[filon810]

gordon and barney want to watch some youtube

barney:(turns on internet explorer)

gordon:come on!!

barney: oh no!!no signal!!(hits screen with face)

gordon:i told you to get google chrome!!

[TheBurningUnicorns]

I saw this on Dagobah

[Lawlsomedude]

So, this is how they are making HL3?

[abbadeen]

He accidentally the whole scanner.

[jkunleashed2]

WTF XDDDDDDD

[MrLaxdude89]

Barney: I used to be a security guard.

then I took a keypad to the head

[SuperCatfire]

I can has animation?

[andy1942liu]

Barney : I used to be a scientist like you, Gordon, then I stucked my brain in the keypad.

[Leadershinji]

.... This was soo unexspected... I just must lol here...

[Soldierman870]

Thats how I use computers.

[footieboy50]

is this from a mod?

[eletronicangel]

how you doo dat

[jope12]

@Hamodey1 You were levitating above it before that? :O

[TheImpact98]

Boooooom

[MrRockinboy2000]

HL3 is behind that door.

[TheGhostfreak212]

I love how theres thumbs down on the thumbs up

[juniorprapor242]

WHAT IS THIS MOD I NEEEEEEEEEEEED IT!

[LustigerAstronaut0]

xDD

I'm still laughing xD

This is so stupid funny xD

[vidman429]

Did you see him brake his neck?

[mariothief]

@aidan456456 yay :D

[mariothief]

and so half life 2 didnt exist.. gordan freeman then moved on to team fortress 2 and became "the tenth class"

[Pbatsfan1]

0:05 this is in his previous video at 0:51

[Bluedino549]

This kind of humor is so simple and stupid but sooo funny. xD

[NamedKid10]

HE FORGOT THE CODE

[munapaska]

thats me when im coming home XD

[NartCoach]

hahahhahaha :D

[Jackpot807]

Black Mesa: Hireing mentally "gifted" security guards ( it was to make them look better ) and dooming the world to eternal enslavement from a alien empire since 1980.

[CreedandConflict]

WHY DOSENT THIS LOOP? D:

[animals68]

screen reads: instead of half life episode 3 valve will be bringing you a brand new counterstrike!

[Glypohyon1337]

Face Plant

[TurkishBullet19]

Barney is ill and has diarrhea... too bad the toilets are behind that door...

[BlueYoshi121]

Episode 3 is not behind there. The new Engineer Weapons are.

[GR33NTHUNDAH]

*SMASH SMASH*

UPLOADING EPISODE 3

*SMASH SMASH*

PROCESS CANCELLED

*SMASH SMASH*

UPLOADING EPISODE 3

[SantuXD6]

HARDER BARNEY, HARDER!

[av3nger3]

1,111 likes

[RageAndQuit]

I'm a woodpecker!

Except for keypads.

:3

[Aeghamedic]

@RageAndQuit

I'm a woodpecker!

Except with dirt.

[Starfalko]

Look! He has his mind set on headbutting things.

[Elimonaattori]

i looked: WHAT A HELL?????

[jochem1996]

i really lol'd

[AlegaroalE]

But that's not Barney...

[Crazykevin91]

@AlegaroalE the npc is called barney

[mejorahora1]

Barney:Hey Gordon,look's like you are going late.

Gordon:Hey Barney,look's like you lost your brain.

[CombinedProductions0]

@mejorahora1 Correction:

Barney: Hey Gordon, look's like you're going to be late.

Gordon: ...

[D3V1L444]

@mejorahora1 u posted fake comment gordon cant talk :3

[mejorahora1]

@D3V1L444 Nope,but it's what Gordon is thinking...XD

[D3V1L444]

@mejorahora1 gordon cant even think

[Reubenofthedead]

lol. SSH EP 1 WTF

[a2redneck]

Well, i guess that explains why the gaurd was dead in Freeman's Mind - Episode 5.

[TheBloodx12]

that was.... very very expected

[CelebrenCelu]

LOL

[evilpika13]

BARNEY LET ME IN

[ZzVinniezZ]

when facepalm is not enough 

[Skirdus]

'Can't hear you, control panel on face!'

[MrCoolclone]

Im a woodpecker! Except with wall terminals.

[TokikoNyuu]

why is he smashing his head on that, is it one of those things that scan your face. if it is I think he has to stay still

[HaaraaldEriksson]

That was unexpected.

[mjTexas523]

access denied

[JamesHarlan1]

lol lmao!

[dotmadhack]

That wasn't Barney. Barney was the guy knocking on the door during the opening rail train cinematic.

[FthFpsGamer97]

actors: Gabe "Gaben" Newell and a Valve game productor

Gabe: hurry up, i want a sandvich

Valve g. p.: ok

*hits a button with head*

computer voice: Half Life 2 episode 3 delayed for 2 years

Gabe: oh god, i got a idea... bump your head on that button

*watch Meanwhile at valve to see what happens*

[l4d2h]

INSERT FACE HERE

[slowrider8]

I laughed SOO much, ROFL.

[TheVanishu]

It's like Weathley typing password

Dong,Dong dong.Access denied

[AlegaroalE]

That isn't Barney...

[BLaSt3D117]

head scanning failed... please try again

[anangrygoldfish]

THE GODS DEMAND AN INSTANT REPLAY TO BE ADDED!

[tailswad]

thats me when i have to go to school on mondays

[thenobslol]

looks like Barney had too many beers in this morning.

and didnt even invite gordon, what a friend..

[GoldKnightProduction]

I am a Wood Pecker! :D

Slam Slam...

Except with Keypads. :3

Slam...

[tvirus1234]

@GoldKnightProduction +7 internets for Ed, Edd and Eddy reference :).

[GoldKnightProduction]

@tvirus1234 T.Y. :3

[GoldKnightProduction]

8 people hit their heads on the wrong button.

[retardedcombine001]

IM A WOODPECKER

[IzMyOmNomz]

@retardedcombine001 EXCEPT WITH COMPUTERS

[standardboy99]

Is he imitating my sister??????

[StridingDragon]

They must have underpaid him!

[QuicklimeTime]

This is actually how I repair my macbook. Works every time.

[07PamPer07]

MEANWHILE AT VALVE

[sabisensei]

um......was this copied from SSH_ModMessup1_WTF?

[Unit047]

Damn I haven't legitimately laughed this hard in a long time.

[DefectiveFal]

That was... unexpected.

[l0v3rm4n]

Insane in the brain >:D

[RandomGECHO11]

ThIs neXt tEST is ImpoSsibLe:

UsE thIs Black Mesa Wall Calculator and DiVidE by the number 0, while CreATinG Half Life 2 ePisode 3

[ShadowSoldior]

After so many clones of Barney were made to run security in Black Mesa, the brain chemistry got a little...skewed.

[OeilDeSang]

Hilarious xD



[arrackattack]

HURRY UP I HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILETS !!!!!!

[metroidfusion45]

Thats what i do at my desk at school lmao

[sweettooth80]

dam what does say cant see it XD

[moleman40000]

your amazing

[spartan0581]

Face Scanner.

[PitDogDX]

barney doesn't have to remember passwords mashing buttons with his head is always a good plan :P

[chewy10000]

silly barney! these days you have to type the password

[sisisspore]

@iEatYourSandviches wel actualy... *facepaml* it is... *puts on sunglasses and drives away in a cool car*

[standardboy99]

This is probably what the password is on that machine:

ujbgkv fhikgtv / ZDrhlnfase mbhjuorehgil;fvjbhjxk,xczgkhcd­zjh,cghjz,bghcjxbghjmbvnxbhjxm­bvxjnmvhbxjbc

[TheJefrey24]

@standardboy99 XD

[standardboy99]

OOPS! I tripped!

[petetheneedforspeed]

faceroll : your doing it wrong.

[ziomallex1]

ayhahaahahahahahaa!

[TheEvilMelon2000]

hey what did you use cause I'd love to use it.

[KAHEBLEH]

behind the door is half life 2 episode 3

[pawnmaniak]

headscan-failed.avi

[MrAnalpfropfen]

OMG is this from "WTF mod"?

[pkeropl0x]

i laughed so hard, i peed in my pants when i saw barney smash his head

[colenicholasg]

OPEN OPEN OPEN

[DarkvindFromIllier]

Uhhhhh, that's not really how you press a button...

[habeeb447]

@DarkvindFromIllier OH REALLY I DIDNT KNOW THAT THANKS FOR TELLING ME

[scenezombie909]

@DarkvindFromIllier O rly?

[countsnipula]

genius!

[ThePootisMan]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HOW DID U DO THIS?!

[RattleRattleRETURNS]

@ThePootisMan 3dfxs

[RattleRattleRETURNS]

@ThePootisMan 3dfxs and 3dsmax

[TheMrNMan]

LOL

[Phelan666]

Headscan failed. Please try again.

[sisisspore]

lol, in the first i trought this was serius... BWAM BWAM BWAM i lold so hard XD roflol!

[RattleRattleRETURNS]

i feel so sorry for the keypads

[aaronbg9000]

Yep it's official, Barney had too many beers this morning

[bladeedge1001]

im gonna headbuttya

[SuperAsspimple]

LOL

[LJVolkov21]

Barney opened 5 doors that way at Black Mesa.

[11Stormtrooper]

i saw this on wegame

[MetalstormX25]

behind that door is episode 3... too bad he can't get the door opened.

[bloodyvideo123]

@MetalstormX25 so all these years, we thought is was Gabe's fault for his weight gaining!

[LJVolkov21]

ROTFLMAO

[Starfalko]

He has his mind set for headbutting things.

[shock394]

get me a cup of beer and I'll let you in.

[KamakazeBanzai]

You have to use your hands to type? That's for babies!!!

Real Men use their faces!!!!

[darkmantheinfintiy]

barny: i hate keyboard (hits) Gordon:-_- barny: i broke it :D gordon:god Fu*king damn it

[xbenas]

Didn't saw that one coming!!!!!

[juslod]

LOLWAT

[TheOgaboga]

im gona head but ya im gona head but ya

[grenadeer09]

Password:

APOHDTFRIPAEWJlkajfkGAKLJDOIRJ­gpkjlaepoOGIJAQPOJRE

Access Granted

[speedyguydima]

Head on apply directly to the forehead.!!!!!!!!!!

[poslol]

LOLOLOLOL

[ChannelWT]

Was not expecting that. Good show!

[Shoopboi]

4 people were late to work

[BlackTurtle82]

....

[Rayman4321]

I lol'd. xD

[Pufulet84]

lol xD

[doomdoomdoom23]

lololollollololololollollo slams head into kaypad hg bnghgvfhjdsmfvfjnjnhdbgjnbdjnj­lbhnjlbjlj

[nickpengu]

Mondays, ya gotta hate mondays

[subsonic09]

Head scanner

[MrNicktheparakeet]

@subsonic09 brain dead

[Starfalko]

He has his mind set on headbutting things.

Ghat -

[Adrian6308]

*favorited*

[mongwai89]

made me laugh!

[MrCcbcc]

4 people broke there spines or Epicly failed doing this

[enriquevt1]

OMG! LOL

[MrCcbcc]

so thats why gordon was late all that time

[DJRapidXXX23]

Gordon is late

watch?v=FtRHZwylI3M&feature=re­lated

:)

[james123568]

ouch my head

[bloodfox1222]

I lolled my pants

[jericoferrari55]

HEAD BANG FTW

[metaknight511]

PASSWORD :YTjFRTajnjklUISoIKNOIyjionbGC­VrtGjkUvh

[RaWxGAMERx]

I was think this was goin to be some kind of red v blue thing but then I was like say whaaaaaaa !

[Rcrby525]

BONK

[TheLuigi805]

thats not barney play the game then play blueshift. he is on the other end

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

pwn3d

[ActionMovieEd]

~Mash Mash Mash~ I'm a woodpecker!

~Mash Mash Mash~ Except for keypads. :D

[CATINAWHEELCHAIR99]

@ActionMovieEd lol ed edd and eddy refrence

[colenicholasg]

@ActionMovieEd i wanna be that pad pecker

[Warrior536]

@ActionMovieEd

we all though that

[ZombieZSlasherZ]

how did you get 3dsmax

[ZombieZSlasherZ]

how did you get 3dsmax

[PhilipsFAN]

Barney: "And if you see the administrator, tell him I say,

FUCK THE SECURITY SYSTEMS!"

[skytop082]

Todays passcode: Repeatedly bang head on keypad until door opens, if door does not open: Scream at top of lungs and bang on blast door with a crowbar.

[cloverfield102]

freemands mind:come on im gonna be late if hes gonna walk slow he might as well hit his head against the key bored *barney shmashes the keybored with face* gordon:D accses denied gordon: D:<

[OMGBleeps]

@cloverfield102 freemans mind sucks. just a guy that never shuts the fuck up and holster his weapons all the time. first episode was okay though