Warcraft III Funny Unit Quotes Part 1

[JerryBear712]

Stay on target~ XD

[55RIste]

u should see my skeletons in my closet... lolz

[JTurinp]

My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not. Invoker!~ :D

[crakhp]

we come in peace..es

[RazorRaven619]

"Ugh, for the last time, I'm a DREAD Lord, not a Drug Lord!"

Because even Evil Has Standards ;)

[reafras]

so...it's inspired like

humans, white humans

orcs, black humans (uhm no racism intended)

dwarfs, scottish people

gnomes, germans

undeads, scientists

not sure for taurens : /

blood elwes, probably swedish people..or /and greeks for males

night elves...biologs ofc

[eggroll9000]

My life for Aiur :D

[omgitztrippy]

i am a DREADlord not a DRUGlord

[dieman1233]

troll:say hello to my little friend

goblin:what are you wanna be when you blow up

make sense -_-

[dieman1233]

goblin: oh no what did i just drop!!!

ogre:oh yeeeaaaahhhh XD

goblin:what are you doing!!!.. oh no not the love potion

bery funny hahahaha!!!!!!

[HollowTearsOfJoy]

As much as I love the bits out of this game, the quotes are probably my favorite part. I remember discovering these when I was like... 9? (lol, when I first started playing...) and now I understand so many more of them...

[BeGonePro]

last week my tall path was on discovery channel and my burden half was

on animal planet hahaha I laughed so hard

[TheDean2110]

@BeGonePro Top half, not tall path, and bottom half not burnen half

[BeGonePro]

My Life For Aiur...Ohhh I mean Nezul LULZ XD StarCraft

[Simvx1]

I am Lord OF ALL FIRE>>.....(water splash)....hey that wasn't funny XD

[blarg52sigh]

1:06 "My blood cries out for the vengeance of my peoples blood. Which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, and maybe that would be enough blood!... Ehhh, but probably not.

[Rokondrius]

can't...stop....dancing

[Palladin124]

"My spidey sense is tingling" ...from the Crypt Fiend

[redwire2155]

WE COME IN PEICES

[RyanTokoro]

"My blood cries out for the vengence of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood, or maybe 3 times as much blood, like if you went to Hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire and it was raining blood and maybe that would be enough blood... eh but probably not." LAWL!!

[ashman9992]

in my age you see death everywhere DEATH TO BATTLE ..hold my teeth hahahha ;D

[ItsTheRealHoudini]

We come in peace......es

[Grukrimm]

Crypt fiend sounds like shao khan

[Robstar2000]

ALL I SEE IS DARKNESS!!! oh wait, my hood's down xD

[MMoLoLu]

Best unit quotes ever, seriously

[wewillrockyou30]

3:08 L...M...A...O

[headcrabwarrior6161]

my favorite phrase is still from starcraft two, I CAN TASTE YOUR MIND!.... hmm, salty!

[IceBlok123]

Bem your Tower.... ^^:D

[DrSeXxXo]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU...call me

Hi,im Roy im a magic addict-Hi Roy

Darkness called,but i was on the phone,so i missed him,later i called him but the machine picked up,i was yelling:"pick up the phone darkness !!!" but he ignored me...

I will draw the enemy with my human call:"Im so wasted ! im so wasted !"

Me no sound like Yoda,do i?

My blade can cut through armor,and still cut through tomatoes !

Hello? oh for the last time,i am a DreadLord not a DrugLord

ROFL ! sick game !

[Gumbasification]

Scottish accent FTW 6:19

[ItsTheRealHoudini]

@Gumbasification That's the mountain king

[lord1sirus]

1:10 is my favorite!

[ThePanteleia]

"What do you wanna be when you blow up?" EPIC

[joshctnl]

Puff, Puff, Give... thats the rule

[WoWZhen]

"Don't touch me. I'm evil."

*epic evil face*

[wharfreek]

*glass break*

Oh~~ Baby...

NO! NOT THE LOVE POTION!!!

[Icky34]

Fuckin' Darkness. Never picks up when people call him.

[BlackTemplar43]

Activate transcribe audio for extra lulz. :P

1:45 "The Frozen Amanda unstoppable and his supporters branches is stuck on me."

[Greennaxx123]

2:14 "dont touch me. I'm evil >:D"

[Maftrew20]

Would laugh again

[lotharsredemption]

*ring* Yes? Darkness, hey what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number

[MrAwesome898]

Dryads sound like a blonde chick.

[matejoto]

MY LIFE FOR AIUR!!! Oh...err.. I mean..Ner'Zul..

[hypersniper93]

What do you wanna be when you blow up ?

[hypersniper93]

I dont sound like yoda do it 

[HunterGuilherme]

When do then say this?

[ejb626]

@HunterGuilherme If you repeatedly click on a unit they'll eventually start saying these quotes.

[amauta5]

@HunterGuilherme you have to click on them a lot.

[DragonTsurugi]

blizzard has a great sense of humor

[siegfriedbal]

@DragonTsurugi Had a great sense of humor, most of it died during World of Warcraft

[SuckerGamer]

i freaking love Warcraft III quotes :D

[ShadowShogun50]

"pick up the phone Darkness!" XD

[Vidda90]

I will attract the humans with my call

"I'm so wasted, I'm so Wasted!"

[gTauTomaTisch]

1:32 Discovery Channel and Animal Planet

[gTauTomaTisch]

1:09 Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood Blood

[gTauTomaTisch]

0:33 Banshee

[Seikigahara]

Lawls i figured out were the Unit Sound Files are u gotta use the Unit Editor XD

[gTauTomaTisch]

@Seikigahara Click the unit multiple times and then the Unit Talks

[NAes12]

Oh man, Is that a helmet? VANITY

[BambooSlayer]

DON'T TOUCH ME!I'm EVIL!

[TelvanniGuard]

I'll attract the enemy.. with my human call. I'm so wasted, I'm soooo wasted!

[Ashestoashesjc]

Did the "I HAAAAATE YOOOOOU!" remind anyone else of GLaDOS?

[shalkana]

Could you spend some points in my drinking skillz ?

[SuperMegaAss]

@IProFender You haven't looked hard enough...

[Htfy230]

GET IN MAH BELLH !!

[tramponion]

1:06 my blood cries out for the vegence of my peoples blood that can only repaid with at least twice as much blood or maybe 3 times as much blood like a few what the hell and it was full of blood and the blood it was on fire and it caused rainning blood and maybe thet would be enough blood! haahahahhaa

[wcwiawcwid]

@tramponion Yo dawg I heard you like blood. :D

[ssssssuperman]

@tramponion ehhh but probably not

[DarthSinistris]

I'm getting this JUST for the "my life for auir" line.

[Seikigahara]

how do you get the Unit sounds?

[Dighitalkill3r]

@Seikigahara U play the game and try to find them

[shalkana]

@Seikigahara Click em' baby 10 more times

[IProFender]

"I said a bow string, not a G-..... never mind"

Never knew Nightrangers wears G-strings in battle...

[saminabox]

And after i overthrow this fool O_O hello didnt see you their.

[CWScott24]

Ill atract then enemy with my human call. Im so wasted im so wasted!!!!

[FreedomAttacker]

MY LIFE FOR AIUR!

[BCSpore]

*Sqweak Sqweak Sqweeeeeeek*

*BOOM*

". . . OH. Gonna need a new hamster."

LMAO!

[K0MP0NIST]

You ar the weakest lich, goodbye!

[K0MP0NIST]

I am a dreadlord, not a druglord. LOL :)

[xaina222]

POKE POKE POKE !!! IS THAT ALL YOU DO ?!....oh..that was kinda nice ^_^

[C3lt053]

what do you wanna be when you blow up

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA EPIIIIIIIIIIIC

[Simvx1]

my blood cries out for the vengeance of my peoples blood which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood or maybe three times as much blood like what the hell???:))and it was full of blood and that blood was on fire and it was raining blood and maybe that would be enough blood.....eeehhhh...but probably not... EPIC O_O :)))=))

[DbkGcw]

THANK YOU FOR THIS MAN, NOW WE KNOW THAT BLIZZARD HAS SOME FUCKED UP MARIJUANA EMPLOYERS

[awsaludares]

Orc Guy : Why you poking me again? Why won't you lead an army instead of poking me? Poke! Poke! Poke! Is that all you do? Ohhh! That was kinda nice :)

[awsaludares]

QUIT PRESSING ON MY BARE ASS!!

[awsaludares]

Spider Sense... Tinkling...

[Cheesemast3r413]

"I can fight just like a...Zzz...."

[TylerMcStapes]

lmfao "im stuck on bandages because bandages are stuck on me"

[kingdavey90]

I'm on a different PLANE .. of existence! .. Get it? 'Plane'???

[magictouch115]

"I will now demonstrate the doppler effect: doooooooOOOOOOOPPPLLLEEeeerrr.­.."

Made me laugh.

[Garionfeld]

WHO IS THAT WITH THE SICKLE WHY IS HE BACKENING WHY IS GRANDFATHER WITH THEM

Answer: DEATH!!!

[titchinjp]

Quit Clicking on my bare ass. Lol

[torerik1234]

Demons blood is thicker than.........regular..........­blood.

[MrDaemonic666]

Ill attract the enemy with my human call! Im so wasted! Im so wasted!

[conskript]

Dragonhawk Rider: We're currently hovering at a comfortableness hight of fifteen feet.. Mountin Goat: Baaah, Rider: What's a mountin goat doing up here? *ram*

[travelsonic]

@Kambasula No, Aiur - Starcraft reference. :P

[PherVented]

Argh, for the last time. I'm a DREADlord, not a DRUGlord

[moomoopowa]

LOL THE HUMAN CALL IS THE BEST

[Cheesemast3r413]

What do you want to be when you blow up?

[Dewani90]

@Cheesemast3r413 a toxic cloud that kills everyone when passing? :p

[Shazeen82]

"oooh for the last time im a DREADLORD not a DRUGLORD"

[Sikoa2617]

These will never get old, NEVER.

[Booossstter]

Pass the peace pipe! xD

[odd7de7la7robia]

lol at arthas he said who is this darkness anyway dude he is you!!!!

[Icedone100]

@odd7de7la7robia the death knight hero (not arthas) says: I am darkness.

[LogosExMachina]

"I should have been a farmer like my father wanted. Lousy pay, constant danger...well, at least I get to hobnob with royalty."

The Captain's voice and style are admirable. =)

[Rugaas91]

Hey, where is "THEY CAME FROM... BEHIND!" ?

[RushAnthem69]

Me no sound like Yoda! Do I....?

[rekosen]

no GUTS, no GLORY!!!! xD

[rekosen]

no GUTS, no GLORY!!!! xD

[eqsaz]

1:09 always cracks me up.

[nelsonAQWorld]

lol I"M THE DARK NIGHT..............elf

LOLOL

[steensborg]

@R3NN11

Part 2 =)

[lordstyxx]

oh gawd 3:57 the human call has to be the best XD

[Mrsamsaara]

@lordstyxx Isnt that the Dryad, so Nightelf.

[pottersmarauders]

@psychorico Eight people are ALREADY sucking cocks for disliking this.

[R3NN11]

Didn't hear the Pit Lord quotes...

[RaGeZorz99]

@psychorico yes...love it.... PEER PRESSURE!

[Gigabowser4]

Yes? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number

[BENTHEMAN11]

who says the love potion thing?

[Translanya]

@BENTHEMAN11 alchemist

[Mussi93]

hi my name i roy, im a magic addict - hiiii roy...

[wyatt5550]

Quit clicking on my bear ass.

[GreytheIronHammer21]

Who's that guy with the sickle? Why is he beckoning? Why's my grandfather with him? lol

[falcon9182]

lol cant stop dancing :D

[torerik1234]

BOOOM!! "OOOoooo, gonna need an new hamster." <--- Goblin Alchemist

[totallynoob96]

lol,my life for aiur XD

[tissemand09]

Pick up the PHONE, DARKNESS!

[odd7de7la7robia]

I AM THE LORD OF ALL FIRE *water splashing* hey thats not funny

[MrSparklerocket]

he was about to say ironforge lol " my life for iro- i mean Ner'zhul

[Alektri92]

@MrSparklerocket not ironforge, he was about to say Auir from SC1

[94Lich]

@MrSparklerocket no he wanted to say aiur(starcraft)

[DefineDeath090]

@MrSparklerocket

No, it's my life for Aiur- like from StarCraft.

[Chaicoski2]

I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE THE DOPPLER EFFECT

DOOOOOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEEEEEEER­RRRRRRR

[RicoLen1]

I'll attract the enemy with my human call: "I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!"

[kacabeling]

can't ~~ stop ~~ DANCING!!! lol =))

[AcesHigh59]

lol

drop the villiger drop it lmao

poke poke poke is that all u do oo that was kinda nice classic

[AcesHigh59]

lol

drop the villiger drop it lmao

[strider209]

don't touch me, i'm evil!

[NickeSyndicate]

BAM new tower hahaha xD

[Angelbabe552]

"MY LIFE FOR AIUR! ..I mean... Ner'Zhul."

[Gnarglay]

"Guns don't kill people....I DO!"

[RDKinator]

:)) 1:40 FUNNY ! WOOOHOOOOOO !

[icytadbull]

hello darkness hey whats up

[Alektri92]

haha "I'll attract the enemy withMy human call: I'M SO WASTED! I'M SO WASTED!"

[Alektri92]

"My life for AIRE" is from Starcraft

[ghostofcutter]

@Alektri92

For AIUR my friend :)

[Alektri92]

@ghostofcutter sorry, I just noticed that it was from SC, I just got it and went Protos.

[ghostofcutter]

@Alektri92

Sure, no problem

[odd7de7la7robia]

@Alektri92 nah WC is first b4 SC

[Alektri92]

@odd7de7la7robia yeah but WC3 was in 2003 or something, SC was like 1994

[odd7de7la7robia]

@Alektri92 thanks for the info dude

[zaki555666]

That's why I fucking love Blizzard.

[SongMaster21]

oh no not the love potion lol

[cykokiller16]

"MY LIFE FOR AUIR, I mean Nerzurl" I couldn't stop loling!!!!!!!



[foxxthefox]

"And you get dental"

lol

[keyboardfriend]

Has hell frozen over yet?

[sportfr3ak08]

I said a bow-string not a g....ah nvm....

[yosharian]

0:33

[Icedone100]

4:06 Uncle lothar wants you!

[parlock480]

1:09 - 1:25

That is all

[TheThing2008]

I'll attract the enemy with my human call.... I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!

[STuKKie86]

9th! I voted down, just to troll you. :3

[Slymind]

Firelord: "IM THE LORD OF ALL FIRE!"...*splash*...hey that wasn't funny"

Awesome.