Mug of Pens: The Coffee Mug (For Your Pens)

[Santana105]

0:46 pretty sure this guy is the voice of the chief.

[MrFakeaccount72]

GASP! It's the Chief!

[TheDiwanShantwain]

i didn't know dan had hair at some point in his life.

[JDLupus]

...And then you went back to work without a lunch break? HARD GRAFT!

[TheSittingArchitect]

is it me, or does DOB look disturbingly like Michael Palin..

[psmccallion]

lol

[nightseifer]

bwahaha classic

[dedem1315]

MUG OF PENS WAS IN THE AOC FINALE!!!!

[laurajsguitar]

omg DOB's hair!

[OMGitsFay]

I am BLIND.

[Doctorsmashy]

Great to see mug of pens back again in all its blinding glory in the latest Agents of Cracked.

[00madbox00]

Holy hell! DOB has hair!

[mjboudx]

CHIEF! 

[MissLydiaBro]

I'm so rape I could angry somebody.

[Thefrickenator]

I'm so angry, I could rape somebody.

[BBsgalore]

Put this on EBay.

Do it.

DO IT NOW.

[Nani101]

You guys have awesome lunch breaks.

[JoshCarter4]

"NOT A DRAMATIZATION"

Hahahaha. xD

[eestivanquisher]

why do direct quotes from the video we just saw always become the highest rated comments?

[Blechluver]

This just made me want to rape DOB...haha seriously this classic Cracked from the good old days.

[103SuperDog]

Lol why was he going to drink the coffee mug with his eyes anyways?

[SpoonFilms]

@103SuperDog Listen, I don't know how you drink coffee on the east coast, but where I come from we drink with our eyes.

[BonesxtoxPaste]

@SpoonFilms I think they lick it off the ground, makes sense right?

[proudwesterner2]

@SpoonFilms Doesn't that sting?

[SpoonFilms]

@proudwesterner2 Ah, the sweet, sweet sting of Folgers in the morning.

[megadude553]

zomg Dan actually had hair? xD

[andybpiano]

*GASP* It's the Chief!! 

[nocturnezero]

So THAT'S what the chief looks like.

[ZomgL33tZors]

00:55

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHIEF

[natlissa]

Did he die

[natlissa]

Did he die?

[tromboner950]

This is hands down one of the funniest videos on Cracked.

And you guys did it entirely over lunch.

Why keep Cody on staff when you could just give Swaim and DOB another lunch break? Think of all the money you'd save by not having to pay Cody on a regular basis!

[batosai370]

I'M BLIND.

[snufleufugus]

first comment in almost a year!

[kcool134]

"I'm blind!"

Best part of the sketch, love you Swaim XD

[EvilLeprechaun12]

i want one for christmas!

not intended for use with pencils.

[kahok1]

Lmao we were talking about this algebra 2 today. My friend even acted it out lol

[TheBookwolf]

I'm so angry I could rape somebody! 0:48

[morethanaheartbeat]

hahaha 0:47 cracks me up every time... DOB is the best.

[BritishRulez]

mug of pens is made of poison.

haha that killed me.

greeatie great.

[Motofiend]

Mugtastic Pentabulum was a bitchin pun

[Jatc93]

Less of a pun, more of a play on words. Unless I'm missing something there.

[Motofiend]

Touche. (lets see if you can find the play on words there :^P)

[noobsvensken]

warningdonotdrinkfrommugofpens­mugofpensismadeofpoison

[Bonegina]

*not a dramatization*

[batman4y2k]

Im so Mad i COULD RAPE SOMEBODY!

[liamc98]

That trick is ANCIENT

[RidiculousAddictive]

mugtastic pentabulum!

i heart cracked.

[Sepharite]

Good. cause I killed her

[jonsicoli]

Hey guise, i found this body in the closet but i don't kn

[PennyLane298]

lol

[ADP10Zealot]

yeah right... you know that lady was me? i didnt die, my friend came and took me out of the forest, the one that died was my dog...

[Garsha321]

i hope that dead body in my closet is yours

[JDizzle785]

There were two bodies in my closet is that normal too?

[jpasternak69]

so where do you buy it?

[BrujoBr]

Cracked = best youtube channel ever

[FFFan3445]

"Not a dramatization", "Made of poison". This is such a good channel.

[Johnnythemonkey26728]

I'm so angry I could rape somebody.

[bunnystick]

@Johnnythemonkey26728 chief nooooo

[bearishwearish]

you should have showed an example of a "zanny pen" also in the messy desk b&w part, there should have been way more struggling to handle pens in an insane incorrect manner, like in real infomercials.

[PennyLane298]

Swaim and DOB need to jump into bed with me RIGHT NOW.

[jemmy0223]

omg, ill totally join u guys! swaims voice makes my gynie tickle.

[d2567jFSrK]

This is so funny, I could rape somebody.

[VinceMaster101]

Ha Cracked is the best

[mythstoorfoot]

OMFG.

I CAN'T BREATHE.

[bramb600]

Rush jobs are always the funnniest.

[MiiNewwKixx50]

This is funny

[holybobstaff123]

Super lollingly awesome

[JonahsBrother]

that was a good one

[strife725]

lmao warning do not from mug of pens..mug of pens is made of poison

good stuff...love crackeds stuff lmao

[Naminator236]

Is it me or did that guy lose some weight?

[Phoenixora3]

I love you Swaim, father my children.

[c0mpey]

This is as unfunny as Hate by Numbers....

[LaughingLeaf]

I hope youre serious

[minimoy45]

i could rape somebody!!!

[strife725]

lmao not a dramatazation

[wblstudios]

Mugtastic pentabulum win.

[bitchslapper12]

What does this company actually do? They only do Youtube videos? How could they afford such huge workplace?

[coreprik]

I hope your not serious.

[Globodragon]

cracked magazine fool!

[JesSmileyrocks]

LOL

[destructicon500]

The music is spot-on

[vagitoe]

I liked the part when he said pens

[verduras]

Mug of pens is made of poison hahahahahahahhah

[xxoddgoxx]

DOB is sextastic dicktabulum.

[PennyLane298]

From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for this comment. I laughed so hard, I could rape somebody.

[coreprik]

HAH classic love it.

[MankindCartoons]

I'm sorry ut this is a fail.

[premed2]

outlandishly average

[bolives]

It's mugtastic.

[laughingoutloudfilms]

Cool!

[PTxPrimus]

Swaim got a haircut? What is this?