Mock the Week Preview - REJECTED QUESTIONS FROM THIS YEAR'S EXAMS - BBC Two

[tommyncfc]

I got one: Draw the Prophet Muhammad.

[LaurensWorldx]

1:46 Frankies face♥:L

[Blazer7878]

Zwei Weltkriege und eine Weltmeisterschaft. Sie da, nicht da.

[walker9021]

Holly is quite fit!

[plooptube]

Andy Parsons is so goddamn unfunny

[SamauraiRippeR]

What are the 10 most common reasons for procrastination?

1)

[Matty09Magic]

what colour does a smurf go when we choke it. CONSIDER YOURSELF BAMBUZLED. like for russell howard live!

[fleuve0styx]

lol. Sadly, the genitalia question actually seems legit to this biology student (who just finished a homeostasis unit), that was until he said "use the tracing paper" XD lol.

[MrRandomDude360]

If Bob wins £5 at an arcade, how much does he win?

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

i love how andy opened the racist door for frankie after the scott joke

[kepone405]

If Sammy has 48 bottles of VB and drink 5 bottles, what is he left with?

A. 43 bottles

B. 12 bottles

C. A drinking problem

[DavosMoon]

@kepone405

A. Memory Loss

[kepone405]

@DavosMoon incorrect, the answer was 4.The Battle Of Hastings

[FalconsPOWN2]

@kepone405 D. a whole lot of children

[kepone405]

@FalconsPOWN2 and quite a few abortions

[londongamer]

Frankie Boyle's face after the apples and oranges south of Scotland joke - priceless.

[henrycroston]

Jimmy spent all day measuring and counting beans.....LATER DAY JIMMY TOOK HIS OWN LIFE.

[iranair777]

Like if you should be revising now

[TooMuchSam]

Someone should of said...

John has 32 chocolate bars, he eats 28, does he have...

A) 4 Chocolate Bars

or

B) DIA-FUCKING-BETES!

[ThatFatPlumber]

Has anybody else noticed that the only funny people on this show are Frankie and Hugh.

[TheYoo2b]

Judging by quite a few of the comments on this video, most people don't seem to know the difference between pol pot and paul potts.

[1Lula1ful]

MAAAAAAGGGGGGIIIIICCC

[paulSAYERable]

andy REALLY has it in for scotland, that's the fourth joke about fruit and veg i've heard from him tonight! i'm scottish btw and he is hilarious

[mrfishgun]

@paulSAYERable I don't get the fruit jokes :( Is it a cultural thing? (I grew up outside of the UK)

[paulSAYERable]

@mrfishgun its to do with scotland having a reputation for being extremely unhealthy ;]

[mrfishgun]

@paulSAYERable Ah, ok. Well, after seeing pictures of deep-fried haggis, that doesn't surprise me....

[DiannaColfer]

i have an exam on friday, i seriously cant wait now!:')

[christophenero]

KKKKKKHHHHHHAAAAAANNNNNN

[Blunn96]

what is amnesia is it a) memory loss a) memory loss 0r 4) the battle of Hastings

[FalconsPOWN2]

1:47 WELCOME BACK RACIST DOOR. bloody used before Frankies joke. And he thought of the racist door to begin with

[drdisarper]

:D

Russel is my favorite.

[innit27]

she is sexy with make up, frankie boyle that is

[KatieFromEngland]

That's a point, what colour DOES a smurf go when you choke it?

[quirkyeccentric64]

Yes, them is declineings. -_____________-

[phootie]

Fucking hate all these people and their cheese masquerading as humour.

[snazzymason303]

i luv holly walsh, she is a female comidian but she is ACTUALLY funny!!

[TheDeathSphere]

Zwei Weltkriege und eine Weltmeisterschaft, Doo Dah, Doo Dah.

[chocolatejd1]

@TheDeathSphere cough cough google translate cough cough....

[Firthy676]

@TheDeathSphere Wir treten in den Arsch all drei dreimal doo doo da day

Just felt like adding to it :p

[Confusedfurry]

@TheDeathSphere

YOU WIN

[snowyalice]

Racist door is opened. LOL.

[ninjahunter101]

All teachers are pedos

Discuss

[katyandlibby]

I'm actually in love with Russell Howard <3

[ConverseEatDEF]

sorry what does doodah mean ?

[Clarestovold]

@ConverseEatDEF It's how the song goes.

[theno1andrewfan]

the thing is, all boys in my school, would acctually trace their genetailia

[MrNusecus]

@ttoufexis well your half right.....

[GiggsIsLegend]

LOL frankie's reaction after the joke at 01.38

[iEddiez94]

the woman looks like a bloke??

[NorwegianWolf15]

1:53 That smile scares the living crap out of me!

[ninjahunter101]

@nazizombiez100 uuuuuuuhhhhhhh

Battle of hastings???

[j4cko56]

@nazizombiez100 Thank you, I'm deaf so i cant her the video...

[IamFnXtreme]

@j4cko56

or spell.

[j4cko56]

@IamFnXtreme very sorry for the missing of the "a" key, next time i miss it, i will make sure to consult you about it...

[IamFnXtreme]

@j4cko56

No problem, and while your at it, type something original. Cheers hunny.

[SexRobotOfDoom]

@nazizombiez100 Please remove your comment, it kills the joke.

[westy230597]

zwei Weltkriege und eine WM-do da do da

[WhatTH3fuckkkkkkkk]

1:48

the racist door has been opened =P

[mymoset]

1:48 is that the racist door being opened?

[SamauraiRippeR]

I'm sorry, what was the question?

[jackyC712644]

i dont really the joke about oranges and apples and scotland??????????????

[mymoset]

@jackyC712644 Apparently noone eats fruit and/or vegetables in Scotland. Another joke by Andy Parsons regarding this can be found in the video "weird things to find on a road sign", where he says "You are entering Scotland, no salad for 200 miles".

[ianwilson2007]

@jackyC712644 people make jokes about the Scottish diet lacking in fruit or veg. They have a reputation of eating deep-fried stuff

[Changchey]

I can't remember the last time I got amnesia.

[xnihpseht]

42

[rayman6866]

zwei Weltkriege und eine WM-doo dah doo dah

[PlancksTime]

Im watching this just before my own exam, to calm the nerves. It sorta worked!

[EVilZombie1000]

Zwei Weltkriege und eine WM-Doda Doda

Two world wars and one world cup doda doda

[OoLiiAMoO]

How angry is God LMFAO >.< this should be in my Religion Exam :)

[havoc697]

Magic, duh!

[xxMsAmzxx]

yay, a funny female comedian!!!!!!!!!!! xx

[HairyHariyama]

19 people think amnesia is the battle of hastings

[MadMarshmallo]

Think she's one of the only funny females on this show :3

[lolookphor]

@MadMarshmallo except she's not funny.

[gilless429]

@lolookphor She isn't for you, but she is for most. Which means she's more fun than most women on that show, since usually most of us find the joke preposterously pathetic.

[lolookphor]

@gilless429 not exactly hard to be funnier than any of the other women on the show since they're not funny either :D

[Papped1710]

@MadMarshmallo andi osho was good as well

[KittiMitties]

@MadMarshmallo I think she's one of the only funny female comedians in the world.

[MasterNate365]

I laughed so f*cking hard at ALL of these videos :')

[dahazman123]

my favourite scenes we'd like to see

[xTsukiTsuki]

What are most Canadians renowned for saying, eh?

[ChristopherWachtler]

Zwei Weltkriege und eine Weltmeisterschaft, du da du da.

Thanks for the point on my GCSE exam....

[silarnon]

@ChristopherWachtler Half a point, since you didn't put the words in the correct order. Also, lose half a point for using Google Translate...

[ChristopherWachtler]

@silarnon lol German is my native language it's just difficult to translate something like that :P

[silarnon]

@ChristopherWachtler lolz fair enough. :-)

[MrKay0]

@ChristopherWachtler Two world wars and one world championship, because you are you.

I translated it back using Google Translate =P

[ChristopherWachtler]

@MrKay0 doda in English is pronounced du - da in German, but that also means "You there" xD

So it kinda will fuck up Google Translate ;)

Glaub mir ich kann Deutsch sprechen.

[Jeffo193]

@ChristopherWachtler It doesn't fit the song :(

[rob2bankai]

The blonde chick is annoying :(

[Throthgar]

@rob2bankai

Holly Walsh is brilliant. Easily the best female comedian along with Ava Vidal.

[tidmouthmilk12]

zwei Weltkriege und eine WM. Sie dah dah do

one GCSE right there

[scaryninja1693]

@tidmouthmilk12 That's very clever. 

[nigeltatschner]

@scaryninja1693 google translage ftw

[scaryninja1693]

@nigeltatschner Translate didn't translate properly for you then ;)

[longtallemm]

@TheButterflyatNight

'doo da doo da.' :P

[ellenmelon771]

Discuss the idea that Willy Wonka was a paedophile.

lmfao I love Ffrankie's jokes so much!!! XD xXx

[MissSamiexx]

what is amnesia? is it A) memory loss, A) memory loss or 4) the battle of hastings LOL

[longtallemm]

@P07dreadnaut

Actually it would be 'zwei Weltkriegen ein Weltcup doo da doo da' ...

[ellenmelon771]

@longtallemm Nerd....... XD xXx

[TheButterflyatNight]

@longtallemm

Actually it would be 'Zwei Weltkriege und eine Weltmeisterschaft.' :)

[longtallemm]

At :36, Russell Howard's voice when he says 'magic' :D

[lozzag13]

holly walsh is painfully unfunny

[birkinsmith88]

huh, biggest round of applause for a female act there

[234nightfox]

Oh Andy...Did you really need to open the racist door again?

[cpfcfly1]

18 people failed their exams.

[AaronMatthewEvans]

I was going to write a joke about amnesia, but I forgot it.

[AdamBrook251]

a train leaves london a 10:00 at 35 mph

a train from glasgow leaves at 11:15 a 45 mph

who gives a fuck?

[bunkabusta01]

*quotes funny line from the video*

[P07dreadnaut]

translate the following... beiden Weltkriegen ein Weltcup doo da doo da = two world wars one world cup doo da doo da!

[morganatorish]

anyone else think that hugh has the perfect exam tape voice?

[firestartertwistedfi]

Holly Walsh's smile

[TenshiChihuahua]

Some of Hugh's facial expressions scare me

[thebloads]

holly walsh is pretty good

[HaylinWay]

people retyping the jokes on top comments and ruining punchlines-.-

[trophyeyes1989]

Zwei Weltkriege und eine Weltmeisterschaft doo dah doo dah!

[horsedance14]

@TheMentalist28 in england we use miles per hour but the rest of europe uses kilometers per hour. x

[TheMentalist28]

Did Hugh say 'Miles Per Hour?' don't they use 'Kilometers Per Hour' in Europe??

[Kisara3]

@TheMentalist28 No not really. i'm in england and we mostly use miles per hour. especially on the roads. that's only miles.

[TheMentalist28]

@Kisara3 Oh, cool thanks so much :) I was under the impression that they used kilometers :P

[ajwoodger]

@TheMentalist28 Not in England, we have stuck with the Imperial system even though we teach the Metric system in schools

[TheMentalist28]

@ajwoodger That's like the exact same as here. We use the Imperial system and teach Metric. I just assumed all European countries used Metric all of the time :) thanks.

[TheYoo2b]

@TheMentalist28 Only European countries that were conquered by napoleon use metric

[redvenizkx]

I don understand the how far south is scotland thing

[BillHartnelliscool27]

@redvenizkx You and me both mate!

[1994laptop]

I've got a good one: What is amnesia?

A) Memory loss

A) Memory loss

Or 4) The battle of hastings.

[XBLMagpie1991]

Stewart Francis lol

[ivTRiXJuMpShOt]

I love frankie's face after andy talks about Scotland XD

[saturnstargirl]

I love the way Russell says "Magic."

[abaghaffar]

@saturnstargirl Im just repeating that over n over :P

[reaperofthedamned07]

@saturnstargirl *snort snort*

[MartyFunkhouser00]

Russell Howard is about as funny as AIDS.

[IttzOnlyLorii]

@MartyFunkhouser00 Well from now on, Aids is hilarious.

[253JONNYSTUART]

if sally buys 3 oranges and 2 apples how far south of scotland is she? :L xD 

[pyjama35]

Idk why but I LOVED Hugh's train joke :D

[TamsinTamsinia]

russell howard YES PLEASE !!!

[DJBBOY3000]

What is the force that pulls objects to the center of the earth

A) Gravity

or

B) (Russel's Funny Voice) Magic

[Studmanafier]

"Translate the following into German: 2 World Wars and 1 World Cup. Do da, do da."

Awesome joke

[HappyIsFleeting]

@Studmanafier I nearly piss me self when I heard that one! XD

[ninjabastard2]

some how every time andy parsons says something racist or mocking about frankie boyle he is always right behind him when he finishes

[chelsy205]

All Americans stereotype.

[Ryanlauph]

1:47 The racist door! LMAO

[MsAbixxx]

Ghengis Khan: Shag

Paul Potts: Marry

Hitler: Kill

XD LOL!

[foxywench]

@MsAbixxx He said "Pol Pot" not "Paul Potts".... VERY different. You may want to reconsider your choices there!

[jgkloosterman]

a) Fucking eh!

[JohnCenaFan880]

B. Magic!!

[thomastrain132]

I love how he said most canadians, makes me feel better. I love Britain! <3

[mizzrockgurl2020]

magic :) x

[caroegc]

@TheGorilla94 A lot of Canadians are renowned for saying "eh" which is pronounced like "A" so it's just play on words.

[LOLxxxFIFIxxxLOL]

Discuss the idea of Willy Wonka being a paedophile.

[UrbanMoFo773]

can someone explain the scotland jokes to me cause we dont get many of them in guatemala...

[ThePosinsnake]

@UrbanMoFo773 in the uk scotland has got the highest number of fat people so we take the piss out them by saying they don't know what fruit is and stuff like that

[CyanEagleGames]

Stupid question Russell. It's obviously MaaGiiC.

[TheGorilla94]

i didnt get 'what are most canadians renound for saying? A....... Explain?

[babycupakez]

@TheGorilla94 im guessing he was saying theyre not renound for saying anything X)

[godemyxgo]

@babycupakez It's a stereotype of the canadians, that they frequently say the word "ay"

[jeneshisugakuto]

@godemyxgo Actually, to be honest, it's not just the Canadians, I always thought us Brits said it a lot as well.

[krizan1]

@jeneshisugakuto lol, that's true I know someone who always says 'ay' and I annoy her by following with 'be' and state "you started the bloody alphabet game" ! ! LOL

[eateroftheflame]

They should use Holly Walsh more often instead of Gina and her constant Nigeria jokes.

[popazz1]

"What is amnesia................."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah,fe­cking hilarious.

[some1elsebutme]

translate Hugh Dennis into German = rudolf hess and just as funny i warrant 

[andreas55k]

"Witch of the Following trains of thought are seen as blasphemy in America?

Is it

A: Independant Though

B: Different than Capitalistic Though, (For example Communist or Anarchistic.)

C: Anything Else Than Conservative."

Already sorry towards any Americans who are offended.

[shugoibaka]

@andreas55k I am American, and I am not offended. I am apologetic. We are so sorry our country has as many idiots as it does. We're trying to improve.

[andreas55k]

@shugoibaka

I know you are :)

Im just taking the Piss :)

[VegetaOujisama]

@andreas55k The answer is D: Any type of thought.

I'm an American, and I approve this message.

[andreas55k]

@VegetaOujisama

Rofl-Freaking-Mao :)

[TheresMoreThanOneWay]

What colour does a smurf go when we choke it?

[aa222monkey]

i love the way russell talks soemtimes! magic and the queen are my fave!

[samtheman485]

@lordnimr0d yes quite right

[samtheman485]

@TheN4DIA no it's pol pot this cambodian guy that killed over 2 million people in the 70s

[CupCakeCrazy97]

I like how after Andy tells the joke about Scotland, Frankie just stads behind him, glaring.

[TheN4DIA]

Hitler, Paul Potts, Gengus Carn, Shag marry avoid?

[samwisegamgeese]

Frankie Boyle - the best



[TheN4DIA]

@tombstone909 watch: Mock the week- Things you would never hear on James bond or sommet like that...The woma on thats funny....

[RoseanneB13]

omg they will never get over the war LOL

[Wengl3]

1:48 - the racist door