Juiceman: Parsley Juice Gets You High!

[whiskeyify]

My friend and I drank some parley juice, I tried to warn him. We both got drunk, we both started laughing and could not stop. It's a high like you get from alcohol. we mixed it together with some other vegetables juices.

[campbpar]

1:09 mfw He said it to that big fat dude too

[campbpar]

FUARK IM GETTIN MASHED OFF PARSLEY NOW NIGGUH

[kenxlee]

Lol

[pvtshute]

I drank nothing but berry parsley smoothies for 4 days straight and I was on another level. No Joke. Try it, its an incredible detox.

[msfairiebloom]

True story. I juice everyday. I treated myself to a double shot of wheat grass and whoa!!! I had to run around the block a few. :)

[stopstickers]

...but will parsley blend?

[meldme]

I don't think this guy at all. I started off on softer drugs like weed and coke, then moved on to harder stuff like parsley and basil. It's a nightmare to get off the stuff. One night I must have sanorted a whole kilo of sage.

[Zingerola]

oh parsley... its so hard to drink !

[AmaliaR8]

liar



[AmaliaR8]

thats a not weed?

[Hotrodx199]

eugene oregon? oh im from there.

[RedDaVincy]

@Hotrodx199 Start running!

[11Kralle]

Parsley-Oil is really bad shit - it fucks you up like nothing...

[NowLifeStarts]

LOL! Look at all the sheep that paid money for an overpriced blender. SMOKE SOME DOPE IF YOU WANNA GET HIGH! It's cheaper than this juicer!

[jadizm]

LMAO!!!

[csimo13]

juice makes his dick hard.

[fNiLoss]

WTF? i live  in Eugene!!!

[WhiteTiger225]

Yeah, I hate Marijuana and how it screws with my genetic makeup!

[ZetaNeubourn]

Roll me up a blunt of parsley, then! :U

[yadidamean86]

@mrceesbees14- your fuckin retarded 15 years of useless info is what they told you and that's why your not on these commercials dumbass

[tiberias111]

Dam my iron colon! it didn't work

[UrharRar]

I can fly gordy i swear i can.

[xZippy38]

Look at the celery Gordy, LOOK AT IT!

[ODDNOMAD]

hmmm a great companion to have if you wanna start working out again in jan.

[nattyicse]

Parsley=weed

[supercar28]

True about parlsey or any other green herb like cilantro, etc. But if you drink a shot of straight parsley juice be prepared to detox quickly, stay by a bathroom, I almost passed out the first time, when I did not know better to dilute the juice, the detox was severe, but I felt better an hour later, and fantastic a few hours later after that, not sure about the high though, but, that might have been the high when I felt fantastic, LOL.

[Surfer041]

There's a time to laugh, a time to cry, a time to live. AND A TIME TO JUICE!

[krustynails]

I ate alot of parsley once, and got high XD i really did. Didnt last long though.

[breepizzarolls420]

Can drinking straight parsley juice get you high??

[hasablad69]

"Last week, I juiced a rat --- and now I can fly" .

[mrceebees14]

This guy thinks backwards.

You would shit your brains out even worse by drinking heavily concentrated fruits and/or vegetables as opposed to eating them raw.

[whitbyjet65]

@mrceebees14 Your ignorance is staggering! I've been juicing for two years, cut out refined, processed food & restored my health. It's very simple to understand. Baffles me why people like you struggle with the concept.

[mrceebees14]

@whitbyjet65 Most people in the US have weight problems attributed to sugar. You might not.

The FIRST thing those people should cut out are fruits or any vegetables that contain high amounts of sugar. You can reintroduce them back into someone's eating regiment later after they have gotten control of sugar management.

Been in the field for over 10 years, I know what I am talking about.

And what before is true, so get a clue please.

[whitbyjet65]

@mrceebees14 No, the first things they should cut out are cakes, processed food, burgers, cheese, fried food, confectionery, alcohol, refined sugars. No one ever gets fat on fruit alone & that's a fact. Cut out the SAD & you can eat as much fruit as you wish. I'm living proof!

[unleasheth]

@mrceebees14 lol what? umm im no professional but when you say the first thing we need to do is cut out fruits and vegetables, whether they have sugar or no, that just doesnt sound right, especially when you think about all the fake foods and processed or preserved shit out there these days. I would say make fruits and vegs the first thing you intake more of, since most people in America dont get enough of either each day statistically. Regardless of the sugar content of fruits and vegs, which

[mrceebees14]

@unleasheth If the person is insulin sensitive? Absolutely cut high sugar. There is this misunderstanding that just because it grew on the bush or a tree, the that sugar it has is ok to consume. IT DEPENDS ON THE PERSON, sugar is sugar and fruits have the highest natural concentration. If you want to control your sugars, you start there. When that person get leaner and the Pancreas has stopped getting the hell kicked out of it, then absolutely re-introduce fruits and or certain type of veggies.

[unleasheth]

@mrceebees14 fish oil*

[unleasheth]

@mrceebees14 do you think is worse, a soda or a banana? i mean its a no brainer it would seem to me, but hey im no expert, im just a juicer and it works for me, and suppresses my appetite and makes me feel great. the more variety of fruits and vegs you mix with your juices, the better.

[mrceebees14]

@unleasheth You don't surpress your appetite ever. That is a sign that something else is wrong, most likely you need to repair the lining of your gut.

[unleasheth]

@mrceebees14 actually you may be quite right, how did you guess? thats why i started the juicing diet cuz i have ulcerative colitis, and taking probiotics and fish and drink aloe sometimes, its helping but not completely. i know theres a way to get rid of this shit, regardless of what doctors say. ulcers can be healed im convinced. in my case how would one go about repairing the gut, cause there is a chance maybe i have leaky gut from over usage of pain meds back in the day which i have

[mrceebees14]

@unleasheth UC nearly took my life.

Small world.

[unleasheth]

@mrceebees14 cut down the intake of immensely now. i also avoid alcohol, tobacco and try to stay away from caffeine if possible

[mrceebees14]

@unleasheth Never smoked, didn't like alcohol, the only thing that stunk was I couldn't have tomato sauce(which I loved)

[mrceebees14]

@unleasheth BTW, depending on the person, both Soda or a Banana are just as bad. They both have a ton of sugar, if the person is insulin sensitive or has trouble metabolizing carbs, NEITHER would be acceptable in their eating regiment.

I could sit here and list tons of information you won't get from this guy.

[pdxtone]

@mrceebees14 Soda is a LOT more damaging than a banana! One soda has ~40g of HFCS 55 (55% sucrose), while a banana has ~17g. Not to mention that soda is highly corrosive, while bananas provide fiber and beneficial nutrients and minerals.

[mrceebees14]

@pdxtone I am talking about Sugar, not overall.

You obviously have no idea how the body relates to chemicals.

We have nothing more to talk about, you simply don't understand and I am not going to teach you either, you should be doing that for yourself.

Good day.

[pdxtone]

@mrceebees14 Are you the guy in the vid?  What is it about nutrition that inspires zealotry? The digestive processes and nutrition science in general is fairly well understood at this point, yet people are still credulous towards all sorts of ridiculous ideas.

I notice that you attacked me, while avoiding the content of my post. You don't care about nutrition or education, you just want be right! Like a conspiracy theorist, you feel powerless and pretend you have knowledge no one else has.

[mrceebees14]

@pdxtone Didn't attack you, you sound paranoid, ego hurt and and overly insecure honestly.

You don't know me at all, one thread and a couple of posts doesn't equal knowing someone entirely. If you did know me however, you would know that I actually am humble. You would know that if someone says something that I don't agree with I will speak up and present facts, like speak up because I want to be right. This happens to be my field for nearly 15 years and studied under some excellent

[mrceebees14]

@pdxtone part 2,

mentors who had such a vast amount of knowledge, that some of what I was taught, you would be hard up to find it in a reputable book on the subject. Why? Because there are people out there who are brilliant, and just because it isn't main stream does not discredit it.

[mrceebees14]

"Notice something different Gordy?"

"umm ahhh"

"I'M INVISIBLE!!!"

[mmmmmarcus]

Take a look at this celery, Gordy.. LOOK AT IT!!!!

[cactuschris2002]

juice, juice, juice!

[quaxk]

he makes no sense what so ever, old man was already senile when this was shot

[OzzieStriker]

hahah....yeah jim carey was too gud.........."give me the juice gordy.....have u noticed anything different gordy......i m invisible"

:p

[blackknight509]

Look at the celery gordyy!!! LOOK AT IT!!!!!

[jwild611]

It's good to see I'm not the only one who came to this video because it was recommended from Jim Carrey's lol

[mjkded]

look at this celery gordy. LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!

[silverbolt18]

I used to smoke parsley :P

[RavenFire70]

"Notice anything different, Gordy? I'm INVISIBLE!!!"

[sherogitara]

notice any different gordy? I'M INVISIBLE!!!

[cue1555]

There all dead, I out lived them all. THATS THE BEAUTY OF THE JUICE WEASEL!!!

[googlexxxxxxx]

I looked into God's eyes and ya' know what I saw.....THE JUICE WEASEL!!!!

[cue1555]

HA HA HA HA LOL!!!!!

[cactuschris2002]

@cue1555 lol!, love it!

[afgdrbhyz]

@cue1555 lol jim carrey is best

[analyzingfunny]

Does it juice pot?

[speedbmp]

Well, it IS a leafy green... ;)

[kvtassel]

oregon - oregano - ok I get it.

[Roiworld21]

Wait, did he just said that Oregon is a country? And yes, most Oregonians, like myself, love being high by drinking parsley juice...... parsley? Really? That's not how most people do it.....

[joshmor4u]

Dude's,im totally gonna do this,ima be all high and poopin and runnin around all crazy,this is gonna be great!i will post it if i can get someone brave enough to get in close enough proximity to film and not get projectile shit sprayed

[TheGoodfella31]

do it up

[alantaecaswell]

well with all that damn fiber and iron it balances out your colon, and makes you take the greatest shit you'll ever have, and be high at the same time... oh shit, that's like every mans DREAM!!!

[Mantharious]

problem solved!

[spider1974]

juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice!!!!!

[VanSevenZ]

well your stupid arent you

[thepickupchick]

nice hehe

[Wolf5Vlud]

Me and my friend tried it. Nothing happened. We put half a lemon and a glass of water, and it was surprisingly good to drink. But we didn't get high or anything. My friend got an headache though.

[dynamiz]

i love jim carrey`s spoof of this its bloody brilliant

[isaachaze1]

don't ever question me gordy, i know a lot more about nutrition than you do! lol

[crfranchises1]

Well I'm running out and getting me some of that there green shit and juice the hell out of it. High and on the shitter, is there any thing better?

[EngageTheKnot]

automatic gordita dispensing unit?

[ACEBAKER911]

green smoothie

[robshaps]

Who cares if he used the word "high." What are we puritans here? What is this the Victorian era? Nothing bad about feeling "high."

[WarriorsUnderGod]

I cant believe they let him say that on tv.

[ssssssspps]

whats the conection between parsley and that school? he just started talking abuot some running school so he could throw that joke in.

[ACEBAKER911]

yea true, you have to do stuff like that in Public speaking to be at least a little entertaining to hold peoples attention and focus

[jaiwook63]

u get high, and u wat else u get high, and u get high. I think he had a glass of parsley juice before the show

[studentoflife01]

What did he mean by damage Genetically?

[zabbkorn]

i think it means ur reproductive system and stuff lol

[studentoflife01]

Wholy shit what the fuck. Don't you understand what that means?

[33JD]

dude, he sells juice... he doesnt know what the word genetically means

[ACEBAKER911]

He knows what the word Genetics means

[frequentgamer]

if you have kids they will be retarded

[studentoflife01]

But do you understand what that means? It's so much deeper than that.

[blahblahbleebleeblah]

Parsley will get you high, like a drug, but won't damage your system like a drug will. That's what he means by "Damage genetically."

[studentoflife01]

What the hell are you talking about? He nerver said anything about drugs v parsley.

[blahblahbleebleeblah]

Dude, get a clue.

[ACEBAKER911]

for a better understanding of what Hes talking about watch vids by

LIFE  REGENERATOR

[ACEBAKER911]

Check out the Nutrition vids by Jays Juicing friend

LIFE REGENERATOR

[arcomn]

Jay was a good ol bullshitter!

[generalzetta]

and that's the power of the juice weasel

[ACEBAKER911]

Jay speaks the Truth !

Hes 85 yrs old and hes still disease free , very active and in excellent health

hes Obviously doing something Right

[meg1241989]

parley juiced in his juicer is actually pretty good. that is, if you mix with something sweeter like, carrots. ect. Parsley has a very pungent taste.

[ACEBAKER911]

Meg

check out the vids by

LIFE  REGENERATOR

[Rafterman123]

Dude... I'm so wasted on parsley juice right now. Oh, wait, no it could actually be that fatty I just smoked

[by2004]

you're a funny guy rafterman

[Arthur5041975]

Nothing I love more than a nice glass of juice followed by a week of the runs.

[kev1364]

i rolled a parsley flake joint earlier (2 actually) and I actually felt really relaxed and mellow for a good 15 min but then I found myself craving another so i guess its addictive :-)

[theoldgamer]

i mixed italian and curly parsley once and i felt like i was floating for hours working in produce has been a weird expierence for me lol

[krispymm22]

like wheatgrass drink enough antioxidants and chloraphyl and you'll get a good buzz. but its natural and usualy used to get you through the work day

[newton2013]

When he starts talking about getting real high, he starts mentioning the students in Eugene, Or. All the kids out there... ha

[D33Lux]

watch?v=mPTJEFnpYDc&feature=re­lated

[Jtherva]

I'm glad it doesnt do any damage to you... genetically.

[NaTaSBlood]

I'm thinking he never tried a real drug. at least cocaine won't give you the shits. haha

[KidKarnage187]

hmmm, has anyone tried this yet???

[eeedel]

well, supposedly it has the same active ingredient in it that nutmeg has (which can get you high) similar to a weed high but less/not euphoric or something.

But I've never actually tried ether of those. Just a useless-information junky.

[KidKarnage187]

right on, done the nutmeg thing, just got real spaced out and tierd

[zachperry3]

thats what happened to me except i thought i heard hip hop music i put a little bit of parsley in it to

[lesouder2222]

use fresh nutmeg!!!!

[MzMichelle777]

pretty funny! and you'll pass a drug test too?! Purify your mind, heart, spirit and soul... not just your body then all will be right...Just ask me how?! :o)

[ExodusPessoa]

If you want to get really high parsley is not the plant to have (lol).

[MishuTaste]

They've got the runs.

[blarson12]

I'm scared to eat vegetables now. I don't want to end up like that guy. What a whack job.

[TheUntouchables6]

When you're 80 years old and you have to have someone else wipe your ass you'll WISH you were like him.

He's a bit animated, but can you blame him? He's healthy!!!!!

[blarson12]

You miss understand me. I WISH more elderly people are as HEALTHY as he is. I just don't like his over exaggerated behavior it kind of makes the whole infomercial seem fake that's all. I have nothing against him being healthy just his behavior. BTW i meant it in a sarcastic way.

[TheUntouchables6]

That's cool. Unfortunately sarcasm doesn't always translate well when it's written. Apologies.

[blarson12]

Apology accepted. Say you wouldn't happen to be a senior?

[mmmmmarcus]

@TheUntouchables6 He's not healthy at all. That's just the pills taking effect =P

[AlderDragon]

Thanks, I'll remember that next time I stop by the grocery store.

[megamarsonic]

LOL better luck next time! xD

[LordNate93]

wtf?

[arcomn]

huh???

[Kantobobi]

I'll test it

[tangerinedayzz]

So, who's gone and tested this theory now?

[brionwoodall045]

im high

[TornadoHold]

Jim carrey imito esse cara direitim

[Israellllllll]

Parsley it's really like a multivitamin.

[alfiedabomb]

jim careys version is so much better :P

[bdriz16]

HAHAHAHA Jim looks just like him right???

The fake tan and bushy gray eyebrows et me everytime.

[radicallyaltered]

for real... good thing they don't have a leash law! :P

[HotChowder123]

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[godzillaislarge]

is this where the in living colour juice weasil idea came from lol

[Brugality]

yup. Jay Kordich was very popular in the 90's.

[lebronjames7788]

no man

[Preisellack]

parsley actually can get you high

[geisha62]

really?or you just fukking around? ;D

[Djdudemiester]

i wonder if that is really parsley....

[EraofAwakening]

im gona experiment since i have a juicer and comment back on this video. wonda how much parsley it would take to get at least 6 oz.

[clausensara]

jim carrey is the best

I LOVE YOU jim ICH LIEBE DICH jim SENI SEVIYORUM jim

[TailsRoxGal]

did you see the elderly couple during the start? their like, what the fuck?!

[poindaxter]

Jim Carrey's parody of this guy is sooo priceless!

[taker23456]

getting high is 4 losers

[DrFeelgood56]

go count your dick.

[mmmmmarcus]

@taker23456 "getting high is 4 losers"... What about people who do things for a natural high? the whole idea that only losers get high is ridiculous. All your heroes are heavy drug users, and you're in denial.

[hellblazer116]

PENIS JUICE

[steversayz]

faggot fucking FACE

[SummertmeBrews]

lol, what the last guy just said

[GioisDio]

you must smoke the parsil if u wanna get really high

[kidamerica06]

i got a cup of it passed to me at a willie nelson concert. the rest of the show is a blur

[Poxell91]

Jim Carrey's parody of this guy in In Living Color was so priceless. You can't compare the real thing to him. The real thing loses. Carrey FTW.

[donkeydong75402]

I am gonna have to try this to see if it does give you a high....as far as the bathroom thing goes I will let you know hahah

[jonh2o]

It's been 2 weeks. Still on the craper?

[donkeydong75402]

haha never tried it yet

[boomerangcraig]

this guy is on speed

[PoliticalHackertTube]

He's not on speed. He's on FUCKING JUICE maaaaan. Parsley God Damnit, it's like CRACK!!

[MishuTaste]

Runner's capital. Ha ha ha!!! They have the runs!

[jimbo2346]

At 1:16...

What the hell is that laugh he does?

[EJsigstrat]

Laugh @ 1:16 sounds like a sheep or something! LOL