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  • Lol wtf

  • LOL, i love this advice ;D

  • Yeah, but she may retort that she isn't asking you to give up your love for guys.

  • fttt

  • U need sexy subscribers! plz p

  • seeking fun loving men

  • anyone from us? lets chat :)

  • hahahahahahahaha

    I love the humour and no-nonsense advice; very brief but pointed. It's hilarious.

  • this is gay... no pun intended

  • this is stupid.

  • and I love you!

  • lot lick (like) Russian Intelligence!

    oxy-moron.

    semelur to Iranian justise.

    oxygentated mormon.

  • buzz kill

  • You are a freeking genius I hope you know that

  • BkBrawla666, My Babe!

    Now that you've

    said it I'll

    never forget it!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • des sinterance kneads eidioting:

    yoi are an ambedeckterious penguine.

  • I eat my peas with honey.

    I've done it all my life.

    It makes the peas taste funny,

    but it keeps them on my knife.

  • AbsentmindedProf,

    Absolutely fascinating

    diatribe, my dollface.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Have yoi honie wash her hands befor grabbing peas on nife.

    Yoi nokt no wher her fingayers haf bin.

  • I just found your videos this morning, and I've already went to your website and watched about 15. LOL! You are great! I'd love to get some advice from ya one day, because you really sound like you know what you're talking about! Keep it up!!!

  • TrishRockRock, My Tinkerbelle,

    What an encouraging

    and lovely thing to

    say! I am so glad

    we found each other.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • As a gay myself, telling her what you told her to say would only give her hope. Most fags love to convert, and wouldn't take "We would make a great couple, but I'm strait" as the end. The only way to to get the message across is to be blunt saying something to the effect of "I'm actually very strait, and I don't feel comfortable with your advances" Telling her what a great couple they would be, and how much she loves her, would make her go after her even more. Then where does she go from there?

  • TasteyPies, My Precious,

    Interesting insight.

    I am intrigued by

    your words very much so.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • pies of tastyness, i don't think so, cause with AuntieJeans way she knows that you love her, just not like that. Plus it gives a nice humor with the 'we would be great' to show your friend that you NOT uncomfortable with her. Saying like that would be too seriouse, maybe for a very strict person-but keep it lightened up.

    let her know you love her, not matter what, but no.

  • GabbyGirl3, My Gal,

    What a lovely

    diatribe.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • grabby girl thr3

    leaf the adoivises to the mastress.

  • Nice legs (once again) :)

  • Wolfied, My Wondrous One,

    Thank you for bringing

    it back! Lurve ya!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • It's true, best way to be let go.

  • ClosetCaseLez,

    Thank you for your

    concise and

    brilliant words.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Excellent!

  • No1FunkyDiva, My Muse,

    What a delectably

    short but fabulous

    comment.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • nice tip! could work if a guy griend hits on his male friend! hehe

  • MaryStewart, My Minx,

    Excellent and inventive

    idea for application!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • i saw about to not watch this because of its risky title, but because of you, e jean, i did...and you didnt let me down. keep the good word coming, sister.

  • FoxMill4Life, My Foxy Fawn,

    Thank you for this

    glowing bit of

    commentary! I am

    utterly thrilled

    to hear it.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Still waiting............you sexy cougar you.

  • Rondo, My Roguish Fellow,

    It's lovely to hear

    it, my sweet!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • ahahaha was that a "how i met your mother" reference?

    oh barney...

  • WHO SI THIS WENCH.......DR.RUTH'S WOMEN MADE ( mad ) MONSTER?

  • Chamaera, My Child,

    What is with the

    frosty attitude?

    You need to calm

    it down.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • I love your vids E.Jean. But not in a hot lesbian sex kind of way.

  • Ensia, My Sweet,

    Fair enough, darling!

    I'm glad to hear you

    like them nonetheless.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • But if your hot honey then I will may allow you to enjoy my cock on the side and your cry baby girlfriend would be allowed to serve us breakfest in Bed but if the orange juice is not fresh ,I may have to club her like a baby seal

  • Eddie, My Knave,

    Alright, alright.

    Simmer down, sugar!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • oh nothing to simmer down, love.you know Iam just playing

  • Eddie, My Bonbon,

    Of course I know

    it was all in jest.

    Lurve you!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • But if on the other hand if she becomes so jealious that she is starts to throw knives at you then you will realise she is not your target demographics.that is she is not your style of lesbian

  • Just tell her honey "I need some cock on the side" Don't be afriad to tell her that .Ha ha you realize it is actually feels good make your girlfriend jealious,yes it is a lot of fun.Because when she feels jealious,she will also feel it between her legs hee hee hee

  • I had a lesbian friend in Seattle that would say to me and another friend of mine in her toughest meanest manliest Truck Driver Voice"ahh I like a little cock on the side every now and then" and so my other friend and I would call her "cock on the side" to give her a hard time.

  • The way you said..''I LOVE GUYS'' really got me HOT.... E. Jean....XXKISSESXX

  • FosseeBoy, My Knave,

    Terribly glad to hear

    it, darling. Auntie E

    lurrrrves guys.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • It's about time for another vid........you sexy cougar you.

  • Rondo, My Doll,

    Thank you for the

    endless encouragement.

    We shall see, my pet!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • lol i wonder if some one asked you what do you do if you like a girl and she was a girl

  • NoLab143691, You Cunning Minx,

    I would offer the same advice

    to anyone who asked me, my

    dear. Gender has no bearing.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • I love your style!

  • BlackPimp, My Precious Rogue,

    And I simply adore

    yours, my trophy.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Maybe we should get together and compare notes someday. You can see my photo in my channel. Hardly a black pimp. Kinda cute, actually. See how perfect we'd be together? I would wear white pants, a dark blue shirt, sandals, and a straw hat. We could go to a cafe with our notebook computers and send each other loving messages. What do you think?

  • BlackPimp, My Sweetest,

    I actually have viewed

    your photos and videos

    and I am well aware of

    your smashing appearance.

    Of course, if you were

    a real black pimp I

    would be just as smitten.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Pow! Cut down in the prime of my life. Well, I love you anyway. Seriously, I enjoy your videos. Always looking forward to what wisdom you will share with us next.

    bp4u

  • BlackPimp, My Luv,

    I meant no disrespect,

    only affection.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • what colour panties are you wairing?AuntyEJaun

  • Dilanoshi, My Dollface,

    Auntie E simply detests

    such personal questions,

    though I do lurve you.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • like being between a wall and a hard place....

  • 1nMillion19, You SaucyPants,

    Auntie E couldn't agree

    more, Luv. This is why

    I do what I do...

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Simple and to the point!

  • GimmeABreakMan, Luv,

    Why, thank you!

    Your words ring

    like sweet little

    bells.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Meanwhile, somewhere else there are 5 children who die every 5 seconds from poverty and lack of simple medicine!!What a Wonderful World!!

  • MediaMindControl, My Darling,

    What you say is truly

    tragic. Are you doing

    your part to help?

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Interesting... xD

  • DorkBoy, My Doting Gentleman,

    So absolutely thrilled to

    hear that you find me

    interesting. How fab!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • well that got you up in the ranks.

  • FoodTube, My Saucypants,

    Lovely to hear you

    say it!  You're fab.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Hmmmmm with that title I was expecting something more, lol! Still good advice.

  • BornDemented, You Cutie,

    The idea is to make the

    title catching. Glad

    it worked!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • wow.. my friend does this to me.

    this helps.. im gonna tell her everything u said :D

  • Darling Melissa,

    Auntie E is beyond

    thrilled to hear

    my words have

    reached you. Best

    of luck with your

    saucy friend!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Hmmmm, EJean, mebe she should just give it a go... my mother told me to try foods you haven't tasted before, because you'll never know unless you try it! Even if it's forbidden fruit! LOL!

  • Aangel3234, My Cherub,

    Mama gave you good

    advice, but in this

    case I feel it

    could reap havoc.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • well isn't that special.

  • Bowling, Luv,

    I'm absolutely fascinated

    by your ability to say so

    much in so few words.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Haha, had my eyebrow raised with the title. Gentle letdown = great advice. Sage as always, E. Jean. :)

  • Imperial, My Honey Britches,

    I'm glad your eyebrow returned

    to its rightful position.

    Thank you for your words,

    darling.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Most of the younger girls these days are fucked in the head,they think it is so cool to be a lesbian or Bi..........why Jean why?...........you sexy cougar you.

  • Rondo, My Sweet,

    Auntie E cannot

    condone your words;

    it's not a matter

    of "cool," it's a

    matter of preference.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • ejean, my dear, u r delicious;-]

  • 1joecool1, My Man,

    It is a sheer delight

    to hear from you again,

    my pet. Deliciousness

    is one of my favorite

    traits!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Brilliant!

  • Italian, My Dear,

    Not nearly as brilliant

    as your dazzling self!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • E. Jean, You Delight!

    You're lovely videos and

    elegant responses inspire me.

    Love,

    Avi Bech

  • TrannyBot, My Sweet!

    I just lurve your

    style, doll. What

    a saucily delicious

    comment.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Well, I think you're close with your advice this time, but I think I can go one better. She should tell her, okay we can try it this once. I have a recorder. Let us tape it and put it on utube. Let the other folks decide if we should continue or bring it to an end.

    Are you catching my drift?

  • Seriously, you are very smart and wise. I love your style. I think it's great that you find the time to post on utube. It's been lots of fun. Bye.

  • Blackpimp, My Knave,

    As always you have

    Auntie E glittering

    with delight.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • E. Jean, you ROCK!!!! LOL!!! So simple but sooo real!

  • Jiatv, My Minx,

    You are infinitely

    more fabulous than

    a carton of Ben &

    Jerry's.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • umm...ok?

  • Obgmgirl4life, My Doll,

    Alright-y then, sweets!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • even though most of your questions are towards girls, I love watching your videos XD it also helps me understand what girls go through more, excellent work, keep it up!

  • TemperFire, My Tempest,

    I just lurve hearing

    from strapping

    gentlemen like you.

    Thank you for

    watching!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Impeccable advice, as usual!

  • Blado, My Babe!

    Your simple statement

    has prompted a

    spontaneous bout of

    romping and giggling

    on my part.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • wonderful advice as always--i would add one thing--your speech is PERFECT if the friend is an out lesbian.

    if the friend is not out or not aware--there is some freak out potential.

    i..um..know this because i once recited something very similare a few (decades) back.

    friend did not think she was a lesbian nor did she think she was making any advances.

    she did come out years later. of course.

    did i get a "pogo you were right" card? nope.

    go figure:)

    you rock MS. E!

  • Hi, pogo! Great to run into you over here! Isn't she awesome? Are you responsible for the sets here?

  • hey BP4U!

    LOL-nope just gorgeous tiny chicken machine show(keep an eye out for the flash animated version of the hotdog song)

    she IS awesome and i DO love her sets:)

  • Irpogo, My Siren,

    Your well-informed

    words have Auntie E

    crinkling her brow

    in deep thought.

    Thank you for sharing

    them, Luv.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • that is exactly what i said. good video. sorry i am typing with one hand, I have been holding on to a phonecompany for one hour and I am just now caller number 32, ack......

  • Cgtlv, My Silly Sweetheart,

    Your words have Auntie E

    in an absolutely riotous

    state. You are an endless

    source of witty tales!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • perfect advice as always.....So happy to see ya back :)

  • Debbiez112, You Attractive Wench,

    It is wonderful to make my

    return, darling, and I'm

    ever so glad to know you

    share in the celebration!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • You are so hilarious!! More please!! :D

  • Neckky, My Knave,

    Patience is a virtue,

    but Auntie E is

    flattered to see yours

    faltering.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Lol so yea your awesome :D

  • SaraEverlasting, My Honey Britches,

    Your giggles have me

    beaming brightly.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • You always give such wonderful answers!

  • Daligoddess, You Golden Gal,

    Auntie E eats up your

    compliment like a large

    piece of chocolate torte.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • I am such a fan. You rock! Sassy, succinct and right on the money!

  • StuckInVermont,

    My Maiden of the Cold,

    Your brilliance resonates

    on the page and has

    Auntie E in an absolute

    tizzy of gratitude.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Thank you E. Jean. I'm a lesbian who has been in this situation. A friend seems to be putting out signals, but when I return them, I get a tepid response. It would be ever so much cleaner and less awkward if a self proclaimed straight girl, who might be giving out mixed signals without knowing it, told me the skinny up front.

    Thank you for your wisdom.

  • Hey, 5point0! Got any videos?

  • 5point0, My Pet,

    I am so glad to hear

    from you, my dear,

    and I hope that

    you never have to

    face such awkwardness

    again.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • I love you, you are just awesome xD

  • Naoko20, My Nymph,

    It is awe-inspiring

    that one so fabulous

    as yourself has such

    sweet things to say

    about Auntie E.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • ugh i have a friend like that too- last poetry reading, my friend sat right next to me, she started playin with my hair all sensual like- it was so uncomfortable.... im glad you posted this, lol-

    lovely

  • Gueradesign, My Darling,

    Auntie E sincerely hopes

    that you take my advice

    and wittily unwind

    yourself!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • The music is simply fantastic!

    It really complements her reading. :D

  • Gazerman, My Galahad,

    Glad you think the music

    is a hit-- I'm dancing in

    my chair to it this very

    moment!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Hurrah, She is right again~

  • XKesaru, You Saucy Specimen,

    Hurrah to you, my friend!

    What a charming thing for

    you to say.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • EJean is right (as always.) Honesty is the best policy, and it's always successful when you're nice about it and respectful of other people. Well done (as usual). You're the coolest.

  • Simply, My Sweetcheeks,

    Your words echo in my

    mind like the sweet

    laughter of an angel.

    I simply lurve hearing

    from you.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Never say "you're delicious," to a lesbian you're trying to scare off of your vag.

  • Or, you could just say, "Get your hand off my thigh, I'm not a lesbian."

    Because if you say it the other way, she'll think that she can "turn you."

    Gotta do your part to put out the fire, too.

  • DrMaier, My Minx,

    Ha!  Your bit of

    advice is wildly

    witty. Thank you

    for sharing it.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • such a sexy women

  • Flesh, You Fetching Fellow,

    Your thoughts are

    scrumptious, Doll.

    Auntie E is simply

    eating them up!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • your the scrumptious one, so clever and set on what you want, your very attractive :)

    take care sexy

  • Fleshsniper, My Fawn,

    Auntie E is in a dizzy

    state of bliss after

    reading your charming

    words!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • How do you do it, EJean? You always have the wittiest answers to everything...Eventually I hope to develop your sassiness :)

    ~Caela~

  • Hoola, Honey,

    All it takes a bit

    of spunk. It's

    hiding in there

    somewhere, Luv.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • The great looking babe in the big pink chair has spoken. We must obey:)

  • Blink, You Beacon of Brilliance,

    Auntie E is so flattered by

    your words, I am blushing

    three shades of pink.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • just found you yesterday. Adore you!!! And I love men too!! hehehehe

  • Nellie, My Minx,

    Your adoration has

    me aglow. And

    I love men, too!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • lol. It is what it is.

  • ArtChick, Dollface,

    Your laughter is

    the cherry (and

    the whipped cream!)

    on my delectable

    ice cream sundae.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Oh, come on! Let 'em try it, you can tape it and put it on YouTube. Hey, I'm a guy! I'm only saying what every other guy (and half the girls) are thinking! Love you!

  • Blackpimp, You Saucy Rogue,

    You devilish thing, you.

    Auntie E should have

    guessed you would respond

    like that!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • I LOVE YOU p.s. I'm not a nut

  • Bobcrain, You Handsome Fellow,

    Loving Auntie E makes you

    a fabulous specimen, not

    a nut!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Believe it or not EJean... I've been in this exact situation as a teen! This advice would have been helpful then!

  • My Benevolent Aben,

    So sorry to be a bit

    late on the advice!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Solid advice...and a great skirt!

  • Neohillbilly, My Nymph,

    Auntie E is blushing

    like a bride as she

    reads your lovely

    compliments.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • tastefully handled -- not that there's anything wrong with that

  • 5point, My Dollface,

    I'm glad you enjoyed

    my tastefully handled

    mini-rant. 

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • I agree with you a 100%.. I love the way you call them by names. DARLING..!!

  • Comedian, You Dashing Rogue,

    Auntie E is glad to hear

    it! And yes, Auntie E

    lurves to use pet names.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • :-)

  • Bouncer, My Man,

    Your smile is a simply

    lovely addition to my

    fabulous day!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Thanks so much E.J. I am so glad they featured you. You're great!