Eating A Burger

[georgefall5]

Get some manners you animal

[BoxFace775]

i am eatting a carrot D:

[covernunt]

You actually similar with the Dexter guy

[rickster348]

what a dickhead, lol.

[lisabunneh]

they cut soo much rainforest for the veggie meat nstuff.. sucks that most vegiterians dont know this..

[quietgirl74]

did anybody else watch the ketchup fall?

[tourettesunicornio]

im gona let you loose sleep over this

[dpgiaca97]

what if it was real and HE didnt even know

[lunarain19]

lol

[stavie03]

it would be better if it were real

[TheBeautifulGamer]

I watched 25 seconds of this video and I know he's not eating a burger. Now, with all the terrible video's regarding how meat eater's are evil and his woeful "satire" movies, he's really going to eat a meat burger? Nope, this is what passed for funny in Onision's world.

[bigworm5153]

now i wanna burger....i dont care what kind i just want one

[z15browndevon]

Neither. He got it at Mc Donnalds!

[ZoldierrZzz]

Veggie burgers mmmmmm!!!!!!

[HugelyBig]

The question here is not whether the burger is real or fake, but rather: Is Onision willing to act against one of his most prominent morals just to catch people off guard when he finally tells them it's meat?

[HugelyBig]

@HugelyBig

My answer to the burger question, however, is that it's not fake, but it's not meat. It's a veggie burger. And veggie burgers exist. Therefore, they are real.

(Forgot to put the above in my previous comment, hence the double post)

[Retarrrrrdo]

@HugelyBig and they are delicious

[DitIsGeo]

fake

[Ddjerikho]

OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDD

[Cry3TearsForMe1]

I Would Watch The New If It Was Richard Donnigan :P

[flyingbaracuta]

i think that the background is fake it is real a green screen

[ashleykittykinz]

1:18 you kinda dropped some ketchup there....

[weare1in6billion]

Onision , i dont mnd you screwing with idiots , but please , stop talking with your mouth full >:l bleh

[tamppi777]

That's a vegeterian burger : )

[FunnyJunkTV]

It's funny because he's eating a veggie burger with mustard and mustard contains meat products.

[DarkMoonMurmur]

@FunnyJunkTV plant meat products

[FunnyJunkTV]

@DarkMoonMurmur It also contains chicken and beef broth.

[DarkMoonMurmur]

@FunnyJunkTV :P thats not even good enough to be called trolling

[FunnyJunkTV]

@DarkMoonMurmur really? read the ingredients on french's yellow mustard

[DarkMoonMurmur]

@FunnyJunkTV Distilled Vinegar, Water, No.1 Grade Mustard Seed, Salt, Turmeric, Paprika, Spice, and Garlic Powder :P maybe you should find a better place to get your mustard thats not the underside of a mcdonald's table

[FunnyJunkTV]

@DarkMoonMurmur if that's what's in mustard... then WHAT THE HELL AM I EATING!?!?!?! D:

[DarkMoonMurmur]

@FunnyJunkTV i dunno you tell me O.o

[lunarain19]

@FunnyJunkTV No it doesn't.

[FunnyJunkTV]

@lunarain19 Depends what kind of mustard. If it's French's mustard, it does. Read the ingredients if you have some at home.

[lunarain19]

@FunnyJunkTV umm I don't see any meat products?

[lunarain19]

@FunnyJunkTV It has distilled vinegar , water, #1 grade mustard deed, salt, turmeric, paprika, spice, natural flavors and garlic powder.

[lunarain19]

@FunnyJunkTV seed * lol

[FunnyJunkTV]

@lunarain19 Some brands have beef broth or chicken broth; I can't remember.

[DeerHunter271]

lol it looks fake to me it just looks weird

[jharniel09]

omg onision , its that ur poop? ohhh youuu!!!! not with pisss..

[Ghul]

The burger is real, but you sire are fake!

[FunkayMonkeyyyyzz]

@Ghul its a veggie burger (boca burger)

[CeresVictoria360]

It's a real veggie burger.

[syberdude12]

you my friend are awesome



[theboyofblood]

its a real fake burger!

[GeminiWithHope]

I was laughing through the entire video. Once he said "plant meat" i couldnt even control myself. hahahaha

[egeseatr35]

To all vegetarians: A broccoli died so you can eat it. Have heart, eat rocks.

[bluepinky45]

@egeseatr35 no because rocks could be homes for all the worms out there . Have a heart, eat air.

[egeseatr35]

@bluepinky45 What about all the oxygen atoms? Have heart, commit suicide.

[bigrobjordan15]

Veggie Burger because the Center is green i can get some veggie burger at the store there so good ^_^

[ohmahgawdfilms]

That burger is both fake and real.

[xXmilesdavisXx]

The title was meant to be "Eating a boner"

[ClayDemond2300]

TOFU!

[jenniferfeliciano66]

lol the tags!

[pizzasuits]

Dolph Lundgren <<< look this dude up and lol because this dude in the vid look EXACTLY LIKE

[antonsdefrancua]

It is a Real Fake burger.

[EastCoastPeace3]

lolol  PLANT. MEAT.

[PeaceRocker01]

this made me in the mood for a veggieburger.... if only I had some :(

[jameroo3498]

i have to say it does NOT look good xD i only like fake chicken sandwiches

[isoperuna2]

hamBurgler

[HumorMetHumus]

i don't care if it's real ore fake you are funny

[jatoskopie]

It's vagina burger.

[EastCoastPeace3]

@jatoskopie hahaha.......gross.

[Mrawesomesauce14]

ummm ahah i cant stop watching but its creepin me out at the same time everytime he bites it ^.< xD :P thats right those faces WERE necsisary

[Tighen31305]

He's eating FOOD!

[AspiringArtist0]

aww i wanna veggie burger now... : )

[IVRYTOWRCHAMBR]

YOUR VIDEOS ARE SO FUCKN ADDICTING!

[crazy2376]

oat burger

[anke9]

you know it's fake, you can't eat it, or els you puked it out afterwards because you would do everything for your subsribers, but I still love you ! ♥ xx

[Luitinto]

Who gives a fuck?

[Retarrrrrdo]

you changed my life man! im so glad i switched to vegetarianism. I feel so much healthier because of it :)

[mspiglet93]

Vegan burger :D? I love thoseeee.

haha boco burgers are beastttt!

[sgtCbb]

real

[ThePhillieThug]

i thought he was a vegan

[guitarnoobcake]

its fake..made in china!

[IHATE3v3ry1]

It's real meat guys.

Fuckin' cow meat and pig and sheep.

[somelosernamedwho1]

Y'know, its fun to look at mindless comments, from the blithering, knuckle dragging apes saying how supposedly fake this video is, especially when he gives away that hes eating "PLANT meat". A-DURRRP? The real kick in the pants is that he manages really leading everyone on that hes eating an actual burger. Oh america...you make me smile...(and give me an unbelievable homicidal rage)

[jimmyhammon]

@somelosernamedwho1 dude people have to find something to bitch about so they go on youtube and try to act all bad ass. i find comments like this hilarious cuz its pretty pathetic

[IcanhazSuperSaiyan]

@jimmyhammon Where in that comment was he acting "badass?" He was stating a fact, and the "homicidal rage" thing was obviously a joke. He didn't say anything like, "I'm gonna beat the shit out of all people complaining on this video." You took it literally which just makes you stupid.

[jeehoondevil]

@somelosernamedwho1 DUUUR THEY'RE CALLED TROLLS DUUURRRR oh where ever the fuck you live... you make me smile

[somelosernamedwho1]

@jeehoondevil Hey, fuck you, troll. I'll kick your ass via internet! Hell yeah, thats right, you fuck! :D

[katmaidog]

Chew with your mouth closed, ya pig.

[Lilmizzme444]

@katmaidog Uh hey was ment to do that, ya idiot

[LIttlestbulldog123]

REALLLL DONT LIE

joke not afencive < cant spell

[thecardrawer10]

i love veggie burgers and hamburgers :P

[Retarrrrrdo]

its a boca burger or a morningstar burger. both extremely tasty

[wanttobezacs]

It is a freakin veggie burger and i love them!! YUMMYS

[chancy202]

I watch soo many vids its damn straight a veggie burger lol I watched you freak out about killing animals and I see mostly milk in ur vids lol thats about it

[bushycrib]

I prefer vege patties to beef burger any day!!!!! yumyumyum in my tumtum lol



[Back0Down]

come on it says vegi burger in the tags

[neeshover]

plant meat is fuckin' delicious! and im not even vegitarian! :D

[gideon351]

idk is it real or fake

[SerenityShootingStar]

@gideon351

Fake. He said 'plant meat'. XD Which kinda is a giveaway.

[weaslytwinsisters]

pervert -_-



[Kiwi663]

I wanna be VEGAN TOO!!!!!!

[KAJAproduction]

It's a burger, but probably a veggieburger.

[b2white]

real

[macirockstar3]

plant meat? can anybody ellaborate on this for me? :)

[arturman33]

@macirockstar3 soy is a plant so probably a veggie pattie

[JoeShwaR01]

Onision rules thats all i need to say

[Cleopatraofelko]

Anyone who knows Onision knows he doesn't eat meat... Anyways. Good video. As always.

[junibeautiful]

fake

[SimmerAsh]

"It's plant meat. Plant-meat" :)

[The5harPshooter]

pause at 1:32 and it looks like a real burger  plz dont hate on this comment im just pointing something out

[ZackathuiaKawonga]

@The5harPshooter Yeah it does,

But I can assure you its fake :)

[ToxsickDeath]

@The5harPshooter umm looks like your a sharpshooter fan

[fatpenguin1909]

cows eat plants making plant meat so real

[RoundTableinc]

Its real but somewhat fake

[HenryJayAreTheShit]

damn....im hungry not....imma go make a burger....an actual burger...from a cow...

[LLawleit23days]

i once ate veggie chicken and tasted like fish

[TheLilyCam]

Yeah, it's fake. Onision would never eat meat, not even for something like this, and if it was real, he would be vomiting. Badly. <3 ONISION :)

[Virgoth098]

the burger looks green...

[rawrisluv]

@Virgoth098 the green part is part of the green screen.

[danagrover99]

I totaly agree with issyredbird... It's fake

I saw that soy milk and veggie Pattie video!

O ni si on-onision

[IssyRedbird]

Onision, that's definitely NOT real! It's fake. You want to know how I know? It's because you ate it. In one your videos, you said how just the THOUGHT if ripping into flesh disgusted you. So, as I said before, it's fake.

[DaleStrickland]

@IssyRedbird

Wanna know how I know it's fake? Because he tells you right in this video that it's not made of meat.

[samrustan]

This is your best video...you ...you plant killer supporter consumer. :)

[justwatchinfunnyvids]

PLANT KILLER!!!11

[XGreenXGurlX]

@justwatchinfunnyvids

Your an idiot...

[justwatchinfunnyvids]

@XGreenXGurlX Yes i am.

[worldlord08]

1:16 watch the sauce on the burger LOL dont know y its funny though =D

[TheColorGurrl]

DUDE!!! CALM DOWN ITSA VEGGY BURGER!!!

[OilRigWorker26]

It's an assburger.

[momijitheCUTEbunny]

HA! I KNEW IT! ITS A VEGGIE BURGER! YOU CAN TELL FROM THE COLOR!!!

[Cubarted]

i love Morning Star, its really good.

[x7DeathShadow7x]

It's a burger but they took out the meat and replaced it with vegies in the meat :D!

[CausesSideEffects]

hmm .. fake meat is yummy.. just discovered this stuff.. and i do not see any reason to eat  flesh anymore.. srsly this stuff tastes awsome and some of it resembles flesh pretty much

[whycryemo]

Makes me want a burger now...

[RicharDmanTheDude]

and im not going to tell you either!!! ;P

[wienyhutjr]

well i didnt kno u could hold and eat sumthin fake. buuuut i was able to tell it was fake right away bcz veggie burgers have a completly diff tinge than meat

[OmgItzReynaxX]

I love veggie burgers! I had them last night for dinner! :D Delicious!!!

[scaryman917]

real

[ICaughtThePhotoBug]

@scaryman917 real fake. veggie burger, silly :3

[blkalchamist]

looks lie ka taco

[rockonaaron1234]

its beef lol its to dark to be veggie

[TheBigMomma101]

It is will ferrel!

[theoldgamer]

it's a good burger and that's all that counts haha

[fireqween]

Haha, knew it. XP I had faith in that idiot talking like a jackass right there!

[Nick943098]

veggie burger?

[superstartrademan]

this video is offensive to fruitarians! lol

[spektrohardcore]

soja burger?

[shotenzo]

veggie burger ftw

[bigrobjordan15]

He maybe vegetarian But hes funny as hell Keep it up onision :P

[sarahbear671]

he eats it like it's the best food in the world

[TheRelentlessWalrus]

lol plant meat.

My sister eats veggie burgers too, and they dont taste that different.

[rabidsmurf2]

its food.

[MegaAfroGuy]

i know thats a veggie burger because onision is eating it

[goddessgirl11]

lol its a veggie burger i love those

[guesswhosback72]

I actually thought it was beef or something...

disgusting.

[aml17cms]

i knew it all along :)

[jonak961]

I don't think you would make all these videos about being a vegetarian just to make a video about you eating a burger.

It's fake omg! :O

[ilemafiaobyottibya]

haha, plant... meat...

[ElevenColors]

Funny thing, in Japan it's impossible to get food like that. If I could get food like that in Japan I would go vegetarian.

[Pugzillas]

tofurger

[babababa92]

you look so similar to a friend of mine in that costume. i find it funny how this is set in a news report scene...i'd lol if this was shown on a news program. while we can't really know if that was a real burger, i'm pretty sure it's not.

[Tarkonta]

im carnivorous :D

[jaydeybugz]

i couldnt give shizz if its real or fake D: BUT SORT OUT HOW U EAT.

super noisey D: ew.

[CalypsoxSilencio]

is that a boca burger?

[mintxrepairs]

It's fake meat, like quorn (:

[AlecsRandomVideos]

if it was chicken it be ok. chicken aint meat.

[unhappydance]

Uh.. Technically it is..

[waddledee1000]

i laughed so hard

[xajizawsomex]

im a vegitarian BECAUSE OF YOU ONISION. THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU HAVE OPEND MY EYES AND I THANKYOU FOR IT. XX

[awesomevegan]

I hope more people like you comment so he can see how many people he has helped. :) I have been vegan since before discovering Onision but I know you must not be the only one he has inspired! Hopefully you will inspire others yourself. Feel free to message me if you would like support or a new friend :)

[fastmoob]

@xajizawsomex wow, noone cares

[Puelof]

when i first watched this video. i was eating a steak. after the video looked down. at my plate. and said "no more meat for me." that was the last time i ate meat. now i have been vegetarian for 5 months. now thank you for that onision you have changed my life.

[fatface5454]

idk why but i like watching your videos, you are pretty flippin funny.

[OmgItzReynaxX]

Knowing you, you'd probably throw up even holding a burger, so no, I don't think it's a real burger. Lol!

[Romavenn]

fake.. because i know onision would not eat meat because he is nice like that :3

[waddledee1000]

he said plant meat

[MsMentalchick]

um yeah its looks like a vegie burger

[MrMaciej555]

burgers are fucking disgusting its a mix of 10 thinks stufft together into one piece of shit in a bun

[HannaRawrrrr]

Ugh this repulsed me, even though it isn't mean.. Burgers look/smell VILE +o(

Loove the voice though <3

[randomXbbert]

great, now im hungry.. thanks a lot!

haha love you onision

[nightshade1981]

fake its a morning stea Burger