I Masturbate To The Teletubbies

[Z3r0kiRA]

Im Legally Retarded



[MaStErOfFeAr85]

Bill Brasky is a son of bitch, but I respect him.

[2323giggity]

BILL BRASKY WAS BORN WITH A TOENAIL ON THE END OF HIS PENIS-hahaha--- anyone know where i can see the entire skit?--giggity

[KevinBiedrzycki1]

EVERY MORNING I CRAP THE BED!

[MindMeDont]

Bill Brasky once put God in a headlock just so he would make Angelina Jolie

[bowservspeach109alt]

His first name is Bill.

[gurkensexshop]

that laughing kills every funny moment :(

[evanSucks]

bill brasky once went public with his own ass and made seven million

[KinsenJoufu]

His saliva can cure cancer! To bad he finds spitting impolite... TO BILL BRASKY!!!

[sixaxis171]

lol damn it!! wheres the full vid of this skit!! hahaa

[19TSEliot48]

. . . ANYWAY!

[schnids1605]

He orchestrated the merger between unicef and smith & wesson...

[gvsu12345]

Brasky was a ten foot tall beastman who showered in vodka and fed his baby shrimp scampi...

[blackstone777]

He breast fed a flaming back to health.

[jmorgan87]

In 1989, Bill Brasky sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

[vpirates62]

He once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Corey Hart.

To Bill Brasky!

[GlitchMasta]

He used to jog around the block with a refridgerator on his back

[lostviewer]

He has a toenail on the end of his penis!

He thinks the iron man is gay!

He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!

The story of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about apple seeds and not raping men!

He once gave a handjob to a stingray!

He's jumped off the Empire State building 3 times now, and he's only sprained his ankle!

TO BILL BRASKY!

[pancakeman22]

Funny video!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PeterBluth]

You guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky. Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch! Best damn man I ever met.

His semen is, in reality, the T-1000.

[funkydankspliff]

TO BILL BRASKY!

[imperatorcaesar100]

i killed bill brasky and raped his wife no just kidding to bill brasky

[bbSouthstreet]

Yeah, then I heard Bill Brasky rose from the grave, brought Abraham Lincoln back to life, gave him a machine gun and said, "Let's kill the bastard that raped my wife." To Bill Brasky!

[zekal10]

Bill Brasky took a huge dump 40-some years ago and decided that one of his turds was going to be President of the United States. He named him Barack Obama.

[MindMeDont]

Bill Brasky once breastfed an injured flamingo back to health.....

To Bill Brasky!!

[Tylerj6616]

bill brasky one punched a hole through a cow just to see who was coming

[NapalmWeed]

You guys talkin' about Bill Brasky? I KNOW BILL BRASKY!!!!!!

[energyman2289]

HE'S A SON OF A BITCH!!

[powers211]

you know brasky once took a bubble bath with bruce jether

[pzloz]

Bill Brasky once told me that Chuck Norris is a pissant turd on his boot and proceeded to drink himself into a stupor.

To Bill Brasky....

[legrandchien76]

He had dandruff the size of mice

[urmom8008135]

He had 8 kids, all of them boys!

[imaloony8]

He named the group "Sha-na-na". They did NOT want to be called that.

TO BILL BRASKY!

[AdamBomb669]

Bill Brasky gave birth to a 20oz. T-bone steak! The after Birth was sauted mushrooms and onions

TO BILL BRASKY

[HouseofAtreus01]

They say Silent Hill was based on Braskys experiences as a sunday school teacher

[mk741]

LOL WUT

[southsidehitman7]

SNL

[karlholmstrom]

what show is this from?

[RacerEckss]

He stood next to a mountain and chopped it down with the edge of his hand.....

[Skybaby79]

Hey, you know Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky too!

He once tattooed a map of Las Vegas on his arm to commemorate the first time he date raped David Bowie.

TO BILL BRASKY!!!

[xbbgunz12]

bill brasky showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi

[shaneinkster]

it remins me of cheers

[bongmanmitch]

That really wasnt funny

[thunderstruck665]

It was funnier back then because that was around the time Jerry Falwell accused one of the teletubbies of being gay and promoting homosexuality to children because he was purple and had an upside down triangle on his head for an antenna.

[ryanlikesdietcoke]

where could i go for all the bill brasky scits?

[SimonPeter168]

seriously, who hasn't?

[grkinn]

The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky...except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.

[Skybaby79]

Yeah, he once put God in a headlock, just so he would make Angelina Jolie.

He's the Father of the Octo-Mom's kids.

TO BILL BRASKY!!!

[Lemonhead096]

LMAO you should get the whole skit up there

[Crueltool8]

ANYWAY!

[Lemonhead096]

LOL that is the best

[WKaliber1]

Alec Baldwin reminds me of Ron White in this clip.

[Ibeatyou23]

i know!! that's exactly what i was thinking

[BarFAN21]

uh, thats kinda stupid

[WKaliber1]

I was looking for her dildo.

[WKaliber1]

Funny story. I once found a pictures of an ass in a thong on my computer and started jacking off to them. Then I found those same exact thongs in my sister's drawer. I was jacking off to my sister...

[rnule]

Hot.

[leonheart386]

haha u jacked off to your sister!

[BoricuaGurL143]

u got some fucking problems, u check ur sister's underwear??? yeah u need help guy

[82muchman]

omg man. LOL LOL LOL

[h8fords247]

does anyone know where the whole skit to this is?

[BoricuaGurL143]

yea 4 real i wanna find the whole skit too

[411xsam]

alec baldwin isnt funny, this is stupid

[pinkhairedkitty]

you're right about alec baldwin, plus he's an asswipe [i'm sure you haven't forgotten the phone call to daughter incident], but will ferrell is just awesome sauce. not comparable to chris farley by any means, though. ^^

[Sardath13]

i masturbate to pokemon

[tt0the]

Well wHo doesnt

[45Seabee]

that figures ...

[jaxxsc]

Yes...yes you are lol

[highron]

best 5 words ever

[Wulfiebaby]

Ah, dammit! I meant to hear what that sounded like in the audio preview, not post it. Don't you judge me...

[Wulfiebaby]

i masturbate to the teletubbies

[SavoyTruffle78]

To Bill Brasky!!!

[tresbullwinkleisback]

hahah TO BIIIILL BRAAASKY!

[RN22689]

Gotta love Alec Baldwin!

[Nickdude43]

"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky... except for the part about planting apple trees... and not raping men."

[simpsonman956]

Gene Raddenbarry got the idea for Star Trek by listening to Brasky talk in his sleep.

TO BILL BRASKY!!!

[frankie1089]

wait, wats wrong with that?

[tadshackles]

Who doesn't???

[GetOffNoneGrego]

so do i

[carcan010]

ANYWAY!!!

[WKaliber1]

Funny story. I once found a pictures of an ass in a thong on my computer and started jacking off to them. Then I found those same exact thongs in my sister's drawer. I was jacking off to my sister...

[platnium1811]

haha nice

[Jiggidyjed]

wow thats fucked up and wat where u doing looking in your sisters underwear drawer any way?

[WKaliber1]

want her pic?

[maxacorn]

i wouldnt mind her pic either. lol

[Jiggidyjed]

ok y not! send it 2 me

[MickaleRoberts]

wth

[stampedeokoalas]

haha 2 cman

[WKaliber1]

i masturbate to Vivica Fox

[pajamarock]

i dont know

i watched this like 8 times and i cant stop laughing

[OfficialMC2]

Was Rule 34 active when this skit was done?

[Doomy23]

XD Maybe he created Rule 34 !

[KHVandread79]

This probably would have been funny had the entire sketch been posted.

[cman731]

ur gay ur gay ur gay

[wdhsk4]

ur mom ur mom ur mom.

[beaverbeliver]

ur stupid ur stupid ur stupid

[grkinn]

If there was a DVD of nothing but the Brasky sketches I'd buy it in a second. His poop is considered currency in Argentina.

[TheSpriteMonster]

..............Anyway XD

[spinachnpoptarts]

STUPID

[tommygu444]

you need to post the whole skit!

"he named the snake beverly, and he taugh it to play fetch and dial a phone. Then one day the snake bit the maid, so w/ tears in his eyes brasky had to shoot the maid.

-to bill brasky !!!!

-BILL BRASKY

[maxignaczak]

That TinkyWinky, what a sweet ass...

[gat0rbball]

LOL! I will admit to being an asshole. Quit your bitchin. Arguments happen. If your a guy and you have never had a heated debate with another guy on ANY subject, well then your man card is revoked along with your boy membership card. Please turn in your penis and testacles if that is the case.

[brigymnast14]

LOL so do i!! jk jk jk

[hollywoodwerewolf]

Where is the entire Bill Brasky sketches online with Will Ferrell and John Goodman? All I see is amateurs.

[MalenkyGoblin]

He uses a live rattlesnake as a condom!

[gat0rbball]

Well Chuck Norrist uses an Anaconda and a hefty bag on top of that.

[pfctjd]

Since Will Farrell left the show it has gone down hill!

[gat0rbball]

Will Ferrel BLEW CHUNKS. He cant carry a movie for Shit. He is the SAME character in EVERY movie. Before him it was funny. Granted will has had some funny jokes it gets old.

[pfctjd]

I am not talking about a movie I am talking about SNL.

[gat0rbball]

Well my feelings for him on SNL were that he wasnt all that great then. I dont know he just doesnt tickle my pickel i guess

[kain1384]

I don't let dudes tickle my pickle.

[gat0rbball]

its a double meaning it doesnt strike my fancy or i dont like it. I choose that because it sounded funny. If you want to be insecure in your masculinity go ahead.

[USAF1947]

So you looked up Will Ferrell to tell everyone he sucks? Awesome, dude.

[gat0rbball]

No actually i came across this looking for a scit that was on SNL where the guy said Look ma I dont care who ya are, stop tellin those filthy jokes i gotta go i gotta goo. Dont assume. It just makes an ass out of you and me.

[USAF1947]

Sweet.

[USAF1947]

Maybe next time you can coin a phrase yourself.

[gat0rbball]

Maybe I have and I refuse to let you know who I am? Lol. Your assuming again. Remember what we talked about? Oh I have a phrase you might like. Chairforce. Lol 2 MARINE(My Ass Rides In Navy Equpiment) uncles and 2 Air Force Grandfathers.

[USAF1947]

Do you understand the comment I left? Did I mention my military status? No, you're just a dolt.

And again, you prove your idiocy and failure to recognize my request. Chairforce is old. We've heard it, and we're used to it, because it's all you idiots can come up with. When it comes down to it, you hate us because we're smarter than you, and we save your ass. I'd rather be called "Chair Force" than be a complete retard. Cheers, moron.

But since you're asking, officer candidate.

[gat0rbball]

WOW your smarter than me? You didnt get the comment I left was a joke? WOW a little to over the top arent you? Yes i know what coin a phrase means moron. I was bein a smartass. You know some people find it amusing. I got it, your just an arrogant asshole. Dont bother replyin it is a waste of your time cause i dont care anymore.

[USAF1947]

Yeah, I am smarter than you. Get used to it, and good luck coloring in the lines.

[gat0rbball]

WOW the old turn my sarcasm around routine. I havent EVER heard someone do THAT before. What are you 7? Only reason why im commentin is cause my friends are pussies and wont do anything tonight. 1 is whipped(dont blame him) and the other 1 wants to go drink at his lake house(no females there). BORED!

[USAF1947]

Yeah, and the whole strawman argument with no backing is very orignal, as well. Stop trying to cover your tracks man. Let it go.

[gat0rbball]

WTF does that mean? I see why the ground pounders tend to hate the USAF. Bunch of arrogant tools. Listen sweety, i am going to the University of Florida for a Doctorate in psychiatry. What exactly is your job? Tell the ground crew where to stick the nozzle(in your ass I assume. I know dont ask dont tell so i didnt ask.)?

[USAF1947]

No, you just started your undergrad.

Purdue Engineering. After commissioning, CRO or Intel, either one.

[gat0rbball]

I assume you are talking about the 18 thing on my profile. I am older than that. I chose the 1st age that got me a profile that allowed me to view unsuitable content. Didnt care about age cause i didnt really think i would be using the messages. Oh well. If your in OCS you HAVE to work for the government till your term is up. I didnt think you coul opt out for private industry. You a reservist? My buddy is a marine reserve or rather will be.

[USAF1947]

Nah, Purdue is my school in the Big Ten. CRO and Intelligence are military career fields.

[gat0rbball]

Lol i know purdue i a school. Its in west lafyette indiana. I been there. Nice school. Dorms need A/C, but of course it isnt in Florida either so its not as big a deal. Thaks for clarrifyin.

[trevors24]

It sucked with wil farrell too. He isn't funny in the least.

[yoe91]

well...that makes two of us Alec...

[kriegherz]

SNL before keenan tohmpson or however you spell it completely ruined the show.

[kain1384]

Are you forgetting Jimmy Fallon?

[HighSchoolMusicalRE]

dont worry abndy samberg and the new ones are saving it one show at a time...!

[jabtrade]

SNL

[panicathediscosucks]

ANYWAY

[ElectricMayhem87]

LOL...that man can make anything sound hot...

[Taker1087]

LMAO

[Dousch]

:P whahahah

[78bd3]

LOL

[Ciklide]

are the whole skit out here some place?

[HunterKi11er]

BAWHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD

[hellomate639]

ROFL.

[danyolrian13]

Go suck a baby dick

[iownyouall4444]

damn, i wish someone had the whole videos. those are hilarious

[ommfgymfb]

ok...

[jf104705]

"Brasky hated Mexicans."

"And he was part Mexican."

"And he hated irony."

probably my favorite line of all the Brasky skits.

[TangoDown6869]

He once ate the Bible while water skiing

[Darkmage04]

I thought I was the only one....

[QueenFreak1539]

love ever Bill Brasky skit

id love for someone to upload the whole skits

[Bogart1980]

Does anyone have any of the full skits? I check periodicly but no one ever posts it.

[Killstar98]

Bill Brasky! Bill Brasky use to walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra beverly and taught to fetch and dial a telephone.

[fit4life]

to bill brasky....one time bill brasky told me to wear a pink thong to the office...so i did and my sales went up 50%....TO BILL BRASKY!